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The last thing I want to do is cut my hair.
The next thing I want to do is clean up the building.
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so please enjoy more idling on demand where you can see our funny faces as many times as you like!
Staff only!
It's a simple and clear corner where you can guess who will drink the most water and cheer for them!
Today's finalists include gorgeous contestants suitable for the finale!
Let's introduce our finalists!
First and foremost!
Program MD, Sawamura Tomonobu Kizuna Ai!
Was his ability real, or was he just a lucky boy?!
The battle for his own evolution has just begun!
His favorite drink is ginger ale!
Ginger ale!
Next up, episode 2, program MD, Yokotagawa Masakari!
With his will and pride as a movie director,
"sleeping lion" finally wakes up!
His favorite drink is "casis orange tea"!
Before we introduce episode 4, please watch this!
This story is about a show where you just keep drinking water.
It's a record of a comedian who humiliatedly lost to a newbie AD and challenged himself to his own limits.
In the most intense battle in the world of idling,
through a miracle of flying a large飛躍 in just a few weeks,
he was able to turn his idleness and training into a drama without leaving anything behind.
If you spit it out, you will be eliminated.
When you spit out sand, please open and hide the grated glass on the table and then spit it out.
We received it from the popular brand FREEPLUS, which is rich in cosmetics.
Let's start with Hato-san. Who do you think will win?
I really hate how Sakuma-san is making it up.
It's like he's making up a character.
But looking at the current VTR, I think Masuno-san will win.
My life force is different, so I'll choose Masuno-san.
I'd like to get started.
You can do it!
It's not that hard!
Are you okay?
It's a waste of tape, isn't it?
If you say something like that now, I'll erase your chest.
Christmas is around the corner, and I've been thinking about it.
My fan name is Lemon Baron, and I got this from her. Thank you!
It's like a glasses rebellious period.
Let's call it "cute".
- Masuo-san... - Is it okay for me?
- Masuo-san, what do you think? - Well, there are a lot of options, but I think "deco Maria" is better.
- Deco Maria... - Eh, deco... - Deco Maria... - It's a little bit cuter.
- A little bit cuter? - Yes. - "Kichideco Maria"
- Her lips turn red too. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Cute! - Cute!
- Yes. - Sayanega, if you say "Puchisaya" I won't like it!
- Cute! - Cute!
- Cute! - Yuno-chan, I'll give you a seat!
A birthday present and you're surprised? What is it?!
On 22nd Saturday from 1pm at Fujiana Studio, 2007, we'll be broadcasting our 300th anniversary Christmas 5 hour special.
Since it's 300 episodes, we'll also be doing 300 minute specials. Please look forward to it!
Yes!
And with that, we lost today.
Sadly...
Let me say one last thing.
To all the kids watching this...
Be careful of the water!
Goodbye!
- Did you really drink it? - Yes, I did.
I drank two and a half liters of water.
At 7.30 in the morning.
- How did you do it? - There was a big staircase.
I went up first, but it was too early and it wasn't open.
Anyway, I came at 7 and a half in the morning and when I went in the bathroom, I thought you were sleeping.
So, it's Sakuma-san and me.
At that location, the drink I didn't like turned into water.
Thank you!
Next, Tonoka-san!
I'm really happy, but you know how we went on social media the other day?
We still haven't been able to go on Golden, you know?
- Not yet. - You're still early!
- I really thought it was no good. - No good?
Yeah, so instead of being complacent, the nine of us will work hard and grab our own presents.
Yeah, we'll grab our own presents ourselves.
Oh...
Monkaza was shocked too, right?
It wasn't a shock, it was a lot of learning.
- It was learning? - Yeah, it was learning.
What's the biggest difference?
- The aura! - The aura!
Yui-san, you don't have an aura?
- The aura is... - It's like...
- The way she behaves, for example... - But everyone's like "aura, yeah, aura", but for me, it's like...
- What? - What? - It's like "I have it", you know? - No!
- Yeah. - You know, bang, bang, bang, bang.
- You know? - You're not a representative of the superman graveyard.
- I'll do my best! - Everyone is telling me to go this way and that way.
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
I can't get a reaction from you.
- This award goes to... - Thank you very much!
- Now, it's time for Ms. Takiguchi! - Yes!
- Thank you very much! - You're welcome.
What is it that surprises you with a birthday present?!
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
Last time in FNS Festival, when you were in it...
- We thought it was about time for us to turn our moon people on... - Soon...
- I see. - Is that so?
- We realized it at the right time. - What do you do for your moon people?
- We... well... we take care of their food. - What?!
- You've been working all day and coming to my set all the time. - Yes...
Alright, then stand there!
- Stand there for a while! - I'm sorry.
- Stand there for a while! - I'm sorry about that.
Why did you stand up?
You should have stood up and said, "This is what I said!"
"This is what I said and this is what happened!"
They're so far apart!
Okay!
Let's give them a round of applause!
Thank you very much!
What is it that will surprise you with a birthday present?!
I don't know why I'm cold, but...
But you don't want to know!
Cold? Why?!
Because you have it, you're saying it like it's iron.
It's not like that!
If you say boneless ham, isn't it ponchi?
It's ponchi?
Ponchi and here, look!
No, no, no!
Boneless ham looks like it has three of them lined up there.
Let me do it. I'll do it.
Let's do it.
She always sends me presents.
What is it that surprises you with a birthday present?
I was playing a song by Dr. Taro called "Et opilica" while I was doing it.
I really respect and like Dr. Taro that much.
I especially like "Et opilica"
It's March now and on March's birthday, Dr. Taro...
Dr. Taro...
Dr. Taro came up to me and played me a violin in front of me.
His hair is really messy, isn't it?
That part of his hair is messy?
Yes, when it touches that part of his hair, it gives me a happy feeling.
What?!
You did that part of yourself?
So Dr. Taro played me a violin like...
The one in Asakusa Shrine isn't smoke, is it?
Eto-pirika, Eto-pirika...
Eto-chan kept coming to me.
"This is the flow that comes to me."
Eto-chan didn't come, did she?
That's right.
Okay, I'll play this one for you.
Thank you!
I'm Rurika Yokoyama. I got this fan name from Nikki Yokoyama. Thank you very much!
What is it that surprises you for your birthday present?
A color pad.
Do you want to be slapped?
What is this? Do you want me to slap you with this?
Oh, you got me.
So you want to see Yokoyama-san getting slapped and being pampered, right?
No, but that hurts.
That hurts, doesn't it?
Some fans say they want you to get slapped, but...
I don't know!
No one said that!
You're being weird today.
That really hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Have you practiced that before?
No, I think it just came out of my head.
What?!
It just came out of your head?
It's funny, right?
Before the recording started, I told Saito-san not to worry about it and just go for it.
If you cry, I'll do my best to fix it. I'll take responsibility for it.
That's what I was going to say, but I didn't.
You didn't have to say it.
It doesn't matter. It just came out of your head.
It must have been in good condition.
Can you wait a minute?
Yes.
What is it?
A little more...
It's not coming out of your head anymore, right?
What is it?
Did you say something?
It's not coming out!
You want me to reflect on myself?
Don't come in!
Hey Miracho, I didn't tell you not to talk!
Yeah, yeah!
You're making it hard for me to talk!
It's like we're having a conversation!
Before we know it!
Okay, last but not least, Endo-san!
Yes, I'm Endo Mai of IDOLiNG3.
I got this name from Goenmon-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go!
What did you surprise your birthday present with?
JIMINIKU project!
JIMINUMI!
I've been doing this show for like two hundred and sixty something times now...
There are two things I don't like about it...
There are?
One of them is the city legend...
The city legend...
And the other one is...
My birthday...
That's pretty obvious!
You said it in the middle! What kind of team is this?
Celebrate for me!
The birthday girl is the main character, right?
I didn't feel like I was the main character at all!
That's right! Even in school games, I'm always playing the role of an orphan.
How do you say it... I'm always playing the role of a kid.
You're always playing the role of a kid.
That's not true! You were in the middle of it!
Huh?
You were in the middle of it, so you're not the main character.
I was only in first place. I was only in the middle of it!
You were in the middle of it!
That's right, you're all in the middle of it.
Is that right?
Mino-chan, do you have anything you want to say?
I'm not the main character.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Ah, just now, Zumi-san was really staring at me.
That's scary!
Anyone would stare at you like that.
I see. So you want us to do a flashy project?
Yes!
What are you going to do?