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Shinagawa's queen, idlin' gongo, I'm Takiguchi Mira.
What I'd like you to see at the concert is "gekking".
I see.
What I'd like you to see at the concert is "gekking".
I see.
Who are you? What I'd like you to see at the concert is "gekking".
Seasoned!
What I'd like you to see is "gekking".
Who are you? What I'd like you to see at the concert is "gekking".
Please look at my various costumes.
Yes, various costumes.
We'll accept your requests.
Let the music riff!
We're also broadcasting it on Fuji TV's broadband distribution, Fuji TV On Demand!
Fuji TV On Demand allows you to view it easily from your computer,
and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over.
On Demand, you can watch our funny faces as many times as you like.
Please enjoy "idling" even more!
It's said that "oh, that's good, Shiridori's girls"
I see
It's said, isn't it?
How about you, Hot Fantasy?
We're having fun!
I see
"idling" again!
From the entertainment world
What?!
Guests are coming from the entertainment world!
Let me introduce you!
Yasuda Misato-san and Sato Katsuta-san!
So you want to give it a try?
That's right!
I can think of two, but I'll go with this one.
- Nice to meet you, Sato-san. - Nice to meet you, too!
- How old are you, Sato-san? - I'm 21 years younger than you, Kato-san.
- I'm from Aichi Prefecture. - Oh, really?
- I was wondering if we could get along today. - Really?
- You're from the Tokai region, right? - Yes.
- What's with that sober argument?
- But we're from Kansai, too. - What are you talking about?
- Yasuda, you're from Kyoto, right? - Yes, I'm from Kyoto. I'm from Kyoto.
- Aren't you from Esekansai? Aren't you from Tokorozawa? - I'm from Tokorozawa.
- You don't really care about it, but you're from Osaka, right? - Yes, that's right.
- You're a woman entertainer. - Woman entertainer?
- No, I'm not a woman entertainer. I really like Yasuda-san and I always watch his blogs and stuff. - I'm happy!
- And we've been together on a program in Osaka. - Is that enough?
- Today's theme is "people who say things that look like they will say it will say it."
- For example, Masuno-san will say something that looks like she will say it.
- Those who say "it doesn't look like it" and those who have "n"s at the end,
- Those who have "t"s at the end will be eliminated.
- Those who have been eliminated are behind you.
- Please be careful of Ms. Iisou's anger.
- Today, we have a pinch-hitter. - A pinch-hitter, right?
- We have glasses Iisou.
- A pinch-hitter, right? - A pinch-hitter, right?
- Ms. Zuuzushi Iisou's lines. - Yes.
- Please, Ms. Zuuzushi Iisou's lines. - Yes.
- Ms. Yasuda, what do you like? - I like alcohol very much.
- I like alcohol very much. - Yes.
- It is a pretty popular hobby. - Yes.
- Let's start with "alcohol's beard". - "Beard".
- Ms. Kato's lines that Ms. Zuuzushi Iisou's lines start with "beard". - Start!
- That sounds good. - Don't be shy. Give me a bonus.
- I see. - That sounds good.
- Ms. Yasuda. - Do you say that a lot?
- That sounds good. - Well, well, well.
- That sounds good. - It's only the first line.
- Your face looks like a rubber band.
- I feel like it has nothing to do with Ms. Zuuzushi Iisou. - That's right.
- I feel like it has nothing to do with Ms. Zuuzushi Iisou. - That's right. You're wrong. - I admit it!
- I admit it! - I admit it!
- Newcomer Iisou. - I admit it! - I admit it!
Let's start with Endo-san's lines, which start with "no" and go all the way to the end.
Can you give me two lemons as a bonus?
Sounds good!
Can you make it a little cheaper?
Put the tomatoes in there.
That sounds good!
I can't see the letters on the TV!
Hurry up and do something!
That's a good idea!
I'm a beautiful woman!
That's a good idea!
What are you thinking about?
It was cool.
What are you thinking about?
I see.
Why? Why? You know it the best, don't you?
Okay, let's get started.
Starting with the line that looks like an old lady would say.
"That sounds good."
"Don't you have a souvenir?"
"That sounds good."
"Sorry, but I can't reach it, so can you get me a tomato?"
"That sounds good."
"You have too many commands."
"Loser pays for drinks!"
"That's what she said!"
Let's start with Tonoka-san!
You can make it yourself!
That's right!
What do you mean by "zoozooshi"?
It's about making it yourself without spending money.
I see. It's boring!
That was amazing.
It was like a miracle.
I thought you were kind, but you weren't at all.
I wonder if she's angry in general.
She's nervous before the show.
Okay, let's go!
We'll start with Fonchi who has a good line.
I can't see the TV. Buy a bigger one!
You can't let an idol get tangled up in a can!
Okay, next game!
That sounds good!
A palm-sized can for this price?
That sounds good!
I did my best, but it's boring!
Let's start with Ms. Endo who looks like she'll say it.
"That sounds good!"
Listen, everything you see there is mine!
"That sounds good!"
Hey, don't make miso soup with wakame seaweed, make miso soup with tofu!
"That sounds good!"
Let's start with Ms. Endo who looks like she'll say it.
No complaints, no punishment. Is that okay?
Yes, please!
Let's start with Yokoyama-san, who's going to say the lines.
This shop isn't bad at all.
That's good!
You don't talk much, do you?
That's good!
I can't think of any words that make sense.
Okay, let's see who will win.
Let's go.
A line that an old lady who starts with "ne" will say.
Are you ready?
Start!
Even if it's a cat's hand, it's useless enough to want to borrow it.
Who are you?
I'm more interested in you!
That's better!
You're more greedy than me!
That's better!
Even if you can't peel an apple's skin, you can't be a wife!
You have to wrap a green onion around your neck!
I'm gonna kill you!
Up until now you've only been facing forward, but now you're facing downwards.
My stomach hurts.
Okay, with Okayama-chan's defeat, the championship is over!
And the members' ring names are...
Here is the number of applications!
3,000!
The members' ring names are...
"Slip" and "Takiguchi"
Of course it's not "slip", it's "slip" and "don't slip" as you expected, right?
But "miracchio" also slips a lot.
It often slips and falls.
And everyone wears the same clothes for the same period of time, right?
Somehow "miracchio"'s shoes are really dirty.
"Don't slip!"
It's like a western drama!
When I was walking, you said "ah!" and when I looked at you, you were wearing your own boots and your chuck looked stupid!
Everyone was like "look at those boots!"
I was walking and you were like "the kids behind me know that we're idols!"
You've crossed two mountains!
What are you saying?
That's amazing!
If you have the same boots, you'll definitely buy two pairs.
That's amazing.
Please step aside.
Well, then...
It's been a while since you've won water shoes.
Thank you!
Now, next up is Ito-chan!
Yes! I'm Ito Maria, idol number four.
I got my fan name "Eloise" today. Thank you!
Let's go in.
The ring name of the members who have decided to participate in "Pro-Wrestling" is...
- Isn't it good? - It's good, isn't it?
- I like it. - Well...
- Your faces look alike, so... - Oh...
- Well, that's all I can say, so sorry.
- That's all you can say? - Well...
- Apologize to us more, then.
- I'll give you the ring. - Thank you very much.
- "That's all I can say, so sorry." Was there such a talk?
- Tonoka! - Yes!
- Yes! I'm Tonoka Erika, 6th member of IDLE-RING.
- Thank you for giving me the fan name "BB". - Let's go in.
- The ring name of the members who have decided to participate in "Pro-Wrestling" is...
- "Takiguchi Crystal". - Oh!
- Well, Crystal-san is very beautiful. - She is beautiful.
- She is often seen. - Yes.
- But, well, this Crystal-san is not shining. - This Crystal-san is not shining.
- What are you talking about? - You'll be told off, Mira-chan.
- No, I'm shining, too. - You're shining, aren't you?
- I'm shining, I'm shining. - Takiguchi-san, where are you shining the most?
- Shake hands! - Shake hands!
- I'll give you a 9-point prize. - Thank you!
- Well, next is Yokoyama-san. - Yes!
- I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9th member of IDLE-RING.
- Thank you for giving me the fan name "BB". - Let's go in.
- The ring name of the members who have decided to participate in "Pro-Wrestling" is...
- "Yaza-Kong". - Oh!
- I thought it was really good because the sound of "aja-kong" and "yaza-kong" are similar.
- You know Shishida Erika-san, right? - Yes.
- I think it's probably because of Erika and Erika. - Oh!
- Isn't it really good? - Oh!
- There's a lot going on. - There's a lot going on.
- This is also Erika. - I think it's...
- That's fine. - That's a little...
- It's like... - That's unexpected.
- It's like my parents are similar. - Isn't it like my parents are similar, Yokoyama-san?
- I don't think so. - Oh, that's good.
- That's good. - That's cute.
- It's like my parents are similar, you know, Takiguchi-san.
- Well, for some reason, I chose Takiguchi-san's sticker.
- Thank you!
"Last Christmas" will be released on Fuji TV's 721 for the first time tomorrow night at 11pm! Please watch it!
- Okay, so for today as well, please choose, Takiguchi-san! 3, 2, 1, please!
- "Last Christmas"! - "Last Christmas"!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
I tried to make a funny face, but when I said "Please make me look cute", you fixed it right away, but it didn't work.
You're good at making funny faces, right?
Yes, I'm good at it.
Let's ask Takiguchi.
I'm Takiguchi Mira, and my fan name is "Taki-ro-mira". Thank you.
What's your team name?
"Pureheart Takiguchi".
Wow!
It's getting interesting.
What does it mean?
It's "pureheart", so it's easy to get hurt.
People say that my shoes are dirty and that I look like a gorilla, but that's not true.
I recently bought a posture adjustment belt, and when people ask me if I've gained weight lately, I wear corsets like this.
By the way, only Takiguchi-san writes about himself.
He loves himself.
He's an idol, right?
I'm the best.
That's amazing.
I'll give you nine points.
Let's ask Endo-san.
I'm Endo Mai, and my fan name is "Fukutsu-san". Thank you.
What's your team name?
"Randoseru Edo".
That's a good one.
It's like "Randoseru Edo-chan".
"Randoseru Edo-chan" is for middle and high school students.
"Randoseru Edo-chan" looks like "Randoseru Edo-chan" with the glasses.
"Randoseru Edo-chan" has a childhood impression.
I think it's because my body is getting bigger.
I'm not saying you're fat or anything, but you're just bloated.
It's not like I'm bloated or anything.
Ito-chan, you eat about two apple pies.
I told you I don't eat them!
We have to say what situation she's in to see if eating two apple pies will make her look like she eats a lot of them.
It's like a combo of edo and takiguchi.
I'll give you edo-chan.
Japan representative, Koizumi-san!
Yes, Idol League 2nd place, Koizumi-san!
Thank you for the fan name, Koizumi-jiro-san!
Thank you very much!
The name of the member who will go to the next round is...
Devil Fonchi!
Oh!
That's right!
This...
White, black Fonchi...
White Fonchi, black Fonchi, isn't it?
Devil Fonchi goes above that.
Oh!
It's higher than black, right?
That's right!
And this...
When I wrote "devil"
I thought, "Wow, it's different!"
Recently, Fonchi isn't "devil" anymore...
To be honest, Devil Fonchi...
Devil Fonchi!
When I picked it up, it stopped and said "debu" (fatty in Japanese)
That's why it's "kakeru" (fatty in Japanese)
"kakeru" (fatty in Japanese)
But recently, Ponchi is a little fat
"debu" (fatty in Japanese)
He is a little fatter than before
Do you also think so, Miyu-san?
Aren't you a fat-ally?
Originally, you are
"debu" (fatty in Japanese)
Ponchi-san, have you gained weight recently?
I'm hiding my stomach with a flip in a hurry
Ponchi is saying that he doesn't need to diet
Well, you are wearing a concept
Amazing
Here is a problem statement
"debu" (fatty in Japanese)
"kakeru" (fatty in Japanese)
"debu" (fatty in Japanese)
But you said "debu" (fatty in Japanese)
I didn't say anything
Well, please give her your "debu" (fatty in Japanese)
Thank you
Okay, Yazawa-san
I'm No. 7 in the middle of the ring, Yazawa Yuka
I received it from my fan, Iwasaki-san
Thank you very much
What is the name of the member who will participate in the pro-wrestling match?
"Ponchi, the no-comments"
That's good.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
There it is! There it is!
So even when you're in the ring, you don't have any performance at all?
No comment, apparently.
I see.
Ponchi, the "no comment" or devil Ponchi?
If you could choose one.
Overwhelmingly, this one!
Ah, I see.
It's better if you don't speak so proudly.
Well, let's give Ponchi a round of applause!
Now, for the last one...
Well...
Devil Ponchi!
I'm not a devil!
I'm idol Ponchi!
My fan name is "ponching style".
Thank you very much!
Let's go ahead and announce the members' ring names!
Giant Yokoyama.
This doesn't mean he's tall.
He's big as a human being.
The other day, he went out to eat with Rurika.
Yeah, we went out to eat.
At that time, he was eating a hamburger.
He was eating a hamburger and said, "Is the hamburger good?"
That's not a giant.
He's big as a human being.
That's not a giant.
It's just painful, isn't it?
He's talking to the hamburger.
Yokoyama, are you talking to the hamburger?
I talked to the hamburger and miso soup.
Are you talking about food?
Food is where life is.
Where life is?
Where life is.
This is interesting.
But this story is not for variety.
I will restrain myself.
What do you think, Gonji-san?
It's a comment for variety.
You should have said it now!
I'll do my best!
Well, since we're here...
"Deburu Fonchi Den"!