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"Hydling" is popular once a month. It's broadcast every Thursday from 2:40 pm.
Let me introduce you. This is "Hydling"!
When it comes to fashion goods, first of all, it's corners!
When it comes to fashion goods, first of all, it's knitwear!
When it comes to fashion goods, first of all, it's muffler!
Second of all, it's gloves!
Third of all, it's coat!
Fourth of all, it's color tights!
I see.
We also deliver on-demand on the TV.
On-demand on the TV can be easily viewed from the computer.
In addition, it comes with a special video after the broadcast is over.
On-demand can see our strange faces as many times as you like.
Please enjoy idling more!
As we have already told you, idling staff will be making a special edition for the New Year next year.
The special edition's theme is "games".
For now, idling has decided to give it a try with a simulation game.
The simulation game you will be challenged with this time is...
"butt-biting game"!
Just before the live show, everyone's heads are all over the place.
Even if you come up with a new plan, you won't be able to come up with it anyway.
The staff are so kind this time.
Thank you!
Everyone, since the special edition is getting closer, everyone is nervous.
If you do something reckless, you'll get a terrible punishment.
Be careful of Saito-san's punishment.
No! No!
By the way, how was this game last time?
It was fun!
It was fun?
Yes!
It was really fun?
There were some pretty cruel people, though.
Right?
As for Takiufu-san, you didn't even write "da" or "za".
My mom was really angry.
Right?
I think she'll be angry.
Last time, idling was easy.
But in the end, the number of questions wasn't enough.
Endo-san and Yokoyama-san, you two came in first place.
There was a terrible happening.
It looks like you changed the rules a little this time.
Saito-san, please explain the rules of "butt-biting game".
The rules for "butt-biting game" are basically the same.
There are four words that have been "bitten" by words.
It's a quiz where you have to guess the words that have been "bitten" by words.
Last time, you only had to answer by sound.
So you had to answer by "hiragana".
This time, you'll have to answer by words that have been "bitten" by words.
For example, look at this.
Here it is.
Last time, we won.
Endo-san, what do you think it is?
"En", "sono" and "te"
Correct!
So, the correct answer is "en".
This time, random questions with the same kanji will come up.
Everyone, please concentrate and do your best.
By the way, like this example, "ji" may be the same, but "oto" may be different.
Please think about it carefully.
"En", "sono" and "te" will come up.
This time, we will answer questions in kanji.
The difficulty level has increased at once.
Koizumi-san, is it okay? The difficulty level has increased.
The kanji level is okay.
Koizumi-san is a professor of kanji.
That's right.
By the way, last time, there was a confirmation that the number of questions was not enough.
So, this time, we will increase the number of questions by 10 questions.
I see.
It seems like you increased it in a hurry.
Everyone, please answer with the whiteboard in your hand.
For those who are wrong, you will be eliminated.
The problem will continue until you become the last one.
For those who are wrong, you will be punished.
I, Saito, will give you a butt slap.
A butt slap!
Don't worry! This time, it's a model from Hiroshima.
A model of the Toyota company in Hiroshima.
I'm looking forward to it!
Well then, let's go! A butt slap!
The first question is this!
"So, what is it?" Everyone, please write it down at once. Go ahead!
This is easy, isn't it?
Don't talk!
Don't ask for such a hint!
Answer it with your own strength, okay?
Miraccho! Don't cheat!
Well then, everyone, please write it down at once.
Okay! Time's up!
Well then, let's see it! Answer it at once! Open!
Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!
The answer is this!
It's like an explanation of the purpose of an omurama.
That's right.
Let's continue. The next question is this!
What is it? Please write it down.
Please!
Everyone, please write it down in hiragana!
Miracho won't cheat!
No, I won't!
Time's up!
Please show us your answer!
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my!
The answer is...
It's getting harder and harder! Here's the next question!
What could it be? Please write it down for us!
Please write it in hiragana as well!
Don't cheat, Mirai!
Koizumi-san, you can't fly!
I can't fly! I can't fly!
It's a little hard, isn't it?
It's a close call! Time's up!
Gen Gen Gen Gen Gen!
The correct answer is...
THIS!
Please make sure you drop all of this, okay?
Okay, let's continue. The next question is this!
"What is love?" Please raise your hand.
This is also in hiragana.
Is it a little difficult? It's in hiragana, right?
What is love?
Everyone's voices have changed a little, right?
Some people have wrinkles in their eyes.
Koinumi-san, you've been saying it all along.
It's in hiragana! Koinumi-san, it's in hiragana!
Honjin, you got it, right?
Yeah, I got it.
It's easier now.
Yazawa-san?
I don't know! I've never heard of it!
Okay, that's correct!
Please answer it out loud!
"ro" "ro" "ro" "hi" "ro" "ro" "musha" "ro" "ro"
So, is it "ro" "hi" or "musha"?
The answer is...
"ro" "ro" "ro"
"ro" is correct!
You got it right for "kabemusha" (shadow warrior)
What is "gokumusha"?
Okay, please play the punishment game!
Today's Saito-san is riding it!
[Saito-san is riding a motorcycle]
When you say "famished", you're just spinning it around.
[Saito-san is riding a motorcycle]
Stop it with shopping.
Ponchi-san is riding it too.
Those two are pretty good.
Miracho won't cheat.
Time's up!
Everyone, please give us your answers.
Go ahead!
Stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone!
The answer is...
Let's continue. The next question is...
Please write down the answer!
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
Oh, but it's not that difficult.
This is also kanji.
Bonchi, you're fast!
What? You didn't read the script before the show, did you?
Are you okay?
There's no way, Bonchi!
Why?
Really?
You can't cheat!
Okay, time's up!
Please write down the answer!
It's "kokoro", right?
Kokoro, kokoro, kokoro, kokoro, kokoro, kokoro, kokoro!
The answer is...
That's right!
Kojima-san, I heard you say "Rumi-chan, you're weird" from over there.
Go ahead and say it!
That's right!
You're dropping out of school, but you can't say that!
Who do you think you are?!
You're a kanji professor!
Okay, here's the next question!
Okay! Can you read it? Please listen!
Go ahead!
They read similar, right?
It's Hiragana.
Is everyone ready?
I think somebody will get it wrong fairly soon, but..
Ok. Time's up!
Please give us an answer. Go ahead!
Elephant! Elephant! Elephant! Elephant! Elephant! Ok!
I can feel Fonchi's will to do it!
Are you ok?
Hazawa-san and Ed-san, make sure you keep an eye on them.
Yes! Leave it to me!
Fonchi wouldn't do that.
That's right!
Give me the key.
Here you go!
Kato-san, it's getting weird.
Huh? Ponchi? Ponchi stopped moving.
As soon as the security guard came in, he stopped.
Ponchi-san? Ponchi-san?
I'm watching you. I'm watching you from behind, you scary person.
Now, everyone, it's getting weird.
How is it?
Is it okay? Let's take a look at the answer. Here you go!
Huh? Hana. Man. Kai. Hana. Hana. En! Hana!
Hana? Man? Kai?
I don't know how many you'll use, but for the three of you, 5,000 points!
Now, let's see the answer! The answer is...
Hana is correct!
The ones who got it wrong are Koizumi-san's Man and Kai, and who else?
Bonchi, what did you say it was?
"Fire" and "shadow"?
"Fire" and "shadow", okay!
Now, please give us the punishment!
Okay, the three of you, come on!
Thank you very much for the nice batting!
It's probably because she's a model from Hiroshima, right?
That's right.
With her excellent bat control, it was a wonderful batting.
Now, there are only four people left.
Okay, please take your seats and close your eyes.
Let's try not to look at the microphone.
That's right.
If Saito-san's power weakens like this, it will be a problem.
I want you to aim for the space.
Now, let's move on.
The next question is...
This one!
Now, it's going to be difficult.
Please write it down.
This time, please write it in hiragana.
This time, it's in hiragana.
Huh? Everyone is stopping.
Everyone can't write it in hiragana, so I can't interpret it.
Yokoyama-san, you got it?
Yes!
Got it!
Which one is it?
I got it!
Kouichi and Futari got it.
Huh?
You're an adult, right?
Yes!
Kouichi and Futari got it.
Okay, that's it!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Okay, the four of you, please give us the answer.
Go ahead!
Hey!
Wait!
Actually, Miraccho just wrote down the answer.
She wrote it down, but as soon as the answer came up...
Which one of you wrote it down?
I wrote it down!
I tried to rewrite it and add it up!
What did you write before that?
I wrote it in Chinese.
Wow, that's Cat's Eye for you.
Write it down, write it down!
You can't deny it!
Kato-san, you can confirm it, right?
Yes, I'm writing it in Chinese.
Don't think about it, write it down!
That's not it!
You're mean!
What is it?!
I'm sorry!
You're mean! I've never seen you this angry before!
Nice one, Patty!
There's nothing you can do about it, right? She's covering for you.
She's such a bad person.
Now, where are you two?
Now, you two have a point each other.
Who will win?
Next question, here it is!
Now, please write it down. Go ahead!
This time it's hiragana.
It's hiragana, it's hiragana.
Oh, Tono-tono has started writing first.
Now, Yokoyama-san!
It doesn't go forward, it doesn't go forward.
It doesn't go forward.
It's hiragana, right? It's hiragana.
The sound is the same.
Yokoyama-san, it doesn't go forward.
Endo-san, your tears haven't stopped yet.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Okay, time's up!
Now, you two have a point each other. Go ahead!
Gold or...
Which one is it? Gold or silver?
The answer is...
This one!
The winner is... How did you like it?
That's it for today! Simulation is as good as it gets!
Make sure to check out the show's official homepage!
It's been a while since we've had a fansign, so we'll do it with pride!
Today's theme is...
"The Moment You Forget About Being An Idol"!
The total number of entries is...
2,703!
Thank you for your hard work! Now, let's go to the main house!
Thank you very much!
Let's do it! "When you forget about idols"!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's important, but you don't say it much, do you?
Thank you.
Great. I'll give you the real prize.
Thank you.
Let's go back. "When you forget about being an idol."
"When you make a dream pose."
Do you know? This is the only moment I can be free.
Oh, is it?
Is it the moment you can free yourself?
These hands are wings of freedom.
It airs weekly at 7pm on Kinyo Yorukuji TV.
There are a lot of gorgeous guests.
From parents to children, please look forward to it!
Lastly, let's say a few words to Maipuru who cried today.
Maipuru, please! 3, 2, 1, 0!
I want to go home.
This is only the second time.
It's tough.
It's not in your heart.
Not directly.
Not in your heart.
I see.
It was painful.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
I asked you because you said something.
No, it was painful.
It was painful.
You said "it was painful", didn't you?
You know, I'm on TV.
I asked you because you said something.
Huh?
No, it was painful.
You know, I'm on TV.
You can't live like that.
Yes, well...
What?
Don't talk!
If you talk, you talk.
You talk.
Okay?
No talking after that.
Okay, let's move on.
Next is...
Kato-san, right?
Yes, I'm Kato Sayaka, the first member of the idol group.
My fan name is Mimi Mimi.
Thank you for joining us.
Let's move on.
"When you forget about idols."
"When you meet a lovey-dovey couple."
You're really jealous of that, aren't you?
It's not like that.
The other day, I was on the train with Toroka-chan.
It was crowded and we couldn't sit down.
And there were a lot of people standing on different sides.
And there was a couple next to us.
And the man was holding a pole like this.
And the woman wasn't holding anything.
And the woman was like, "Ah!"
It was like a burrito.
And I was like, "Hmm..."
But I was looking at it normally.
And the man said, "Get caught in my love."
In love.
And every time it shook...
"Ah!"
"Ah!" Like that.
And if it was a woman, she would make a woman hold it.
And if it was a man...
He would get excited and wait for her.
There's a chimpira in the studio.
Scary, scary.
That's right.
For the couples watching this, please be careful of Kato-san.
Kato-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
The style wasn't good.
Next, Koizumi-san!
Yes! I'm Idling No. 2, Koizumi-san!
I got my fan name "Koizumi Academy" as my style. Thank you!
"When you forget about being an idol"
- Oh, you mean the toilet paper? - Yes, the toilet paper.
It's not limited to the toilet paper, but compared to other toilets, Nakashima's toilet paper is much fluffier.
- "Toilet paper" means "meat pressure", doesn't it? - "Meat pressure" means that the toilet paper is really fluffier than other toilets.
- And it has a flower pattern. - A flower pattern? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Nakashima's toilet paper is very useful in many ways. - Useful?
- We're only talking about you right now. - We're only talking about you, but it's not limited to the toilet paper.
- And there's also a lot of "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") - Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're making me crazy!
- What is that? - Um, you just said "buretta" (Japanese letter "bow")
- There's a lot of "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") in other toilets as well. - What is "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") related to the toilet?
- You like "beret bow", don't you? - Oh, you like "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow")
- What's "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") supposed to mean? - Beret bow is this kind of thing! It's cute!
- Could you put an idiot in one of your talks? - I'm not an idiot!
- I want to talk about you, Koizumi-san, but if you say that, it's going to be a mess!
- There's a variety of "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") - Do you usually wear "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow")?
- I usually do. I wear "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") with a "bonbon" (Japanese letter "bow") on top of it, and wear "chin chikurin" (Japanese letter "bow") like this.
- "Chin chikurin" (Japanese letter "bow") with "bonbon" (Japanese letter "bow") on top of it...
- So, I said "toilet paper" and "beret bow" (Japanese letter "bow") and...
- What?! I said something crazy! - Your bible is...
- Your bible is moving! - I said something crazy!
- What did you say? - Cut!
- Your bible is moving! - It's okay! It's okay!
- I didn't say anything bad! I didn't say anything bad, but... - It's okay! It's okay!
- But you said "toilet paper", right? You said "toilet paper", right?
- "Bonbon" (Japanese letter "bow") and "chin chikurin" (Japanese letter "bow") aren't good.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Please give her a round of applause!
We have a fan name "Old Rookie" here with us today. Thank you for joining us!
When do you forget about being an idol?
- When the host hits you for real. - That's tough.
- I've done it many times... - It's not "many times," is it?
I've done it many times, but I thought I'd tell you about it.
It's not like I'm forgetting about being an idol, it's like I'm quitting.
- But you were pretty angry earlier, too. - Earlier, too...
Saito-san's is scary, so I can't say it.
- It's easy to hit you. - It hurts, doesn't it?
- It hurts, doesn't it? - But Yazawa-san has a way of hitting people.
- She has a nice face. - She has a way of hitting people!
- Me? - Yes, you.
- Ah... - Wait!
Don't hit me like that!
- Old lady! - Please give her a round of applause!
Idling No. 3, End Online.
The fan name "Gakunen Bunchou" gave it to us. Thank you very much.
It's time for "Idling No. 3"!
No. 4 is noisy in the dressing room.
It's not only recently, but when we get together early in the morning, we're all low in energy in the morning, right?
Eto-chan has been running for no reason since 1 in the morning.
And when it's daytime, everyone's energy goes up, right?
Eto-chan is going down little by little.
Does she really go down?
What do you think, Eto-san?
Oh, when it's early in the morning...
Wow, when I wake up at 5 in the morning, I'm already high-tensioned at about 6 o'clock.
6 o'clock?!
At about 6 o'clock, you're already high-tensioned, right?
Aren't you an elderly person?
Really, Eto-chan doesn't hold back.
She doesn't hold back, right?
She's always high-tensioned in the morning.
If you don't raise your tension, you don't feel like going up.
But when it's daytime, you go down.
Right now, you don't feel like going up.
I feel like going up.
Then, what do you think, End-san?
Eto-chan, you know, sometimes I really want to hit you.
No, no, no!
- Sometimes you're annoyed. - Sometimes I'm annoyed.
- But, you know, you're cute, right? - But, you know, you're cute, right?
- Is that okay? - Yes!
- You're nodding now, you're nodding now. - What?
- No, it's nothing. - What, what, what, Eto-chan?
Your hair! Don't try to grab my hair!
Then, I'll give you an Eto-chan sticker.
Thank you!
- Now, shall we go with Eto-chan who's really into it? - Yes!
- You're really into it, right? - Idling young auto-mania here.
I'm a maniator of rebelliousness.
Thank you for joining me.
Let's go. "When you forget about being an idol."
"When you feel like something an adult is saying is unreasonable."
- For example? - Yes.
For example, when Masuda-san asks me, "What do you think, Eto-chan?"
And I say, "I haven't asked you, so I won't ask you."
And you say, "I definitely haven't asked you, so I won't ask you."
Isn't that weird?
- You say it a lot, don't you? - You say it a lot, don't you?
It's weird! It's contradictory, right?
When I ask you, "What do you think?" you say, "No, I don't know."
"I don't know," you say. "But you said it."
"No, I don't know," you say. "But you said it."
I didn't say anything, of course you don't know!
Why are you so grumpy...?
Because you're an idol!
You make it look like you said it!
And you don't even know what you said because you didn't explain yourself!
I'm Ruka Yokoyama, 9th place in BATTLING.
I got my fan name from my acquaintance. Thank you very much.
Let's move on. "When you forget about idols."
"When a live broadcast started without you knowing."
Do you forget about it?
I forget about aggressiveness.
Come back!
That was amazing! That's Yokoyama-san usually like, right?
I'm surprised!
She's usually like... how do I say it... old-fashioned or funny, funny, funny.
She's like funny, funny, funny.
Can you speak a little more clearly?
It's been a year, right?
Yes!
Can you speak a little more clearly?
If you speak a little more clearly, I'll be able to handle it.
Yes. No matter how many times you tell me, I'll definitely return your clothes.
Yokoyama-san, you've been through a lot, haven't you?
When I think about it, I think that being funny is really old-fashioned and I want to do it perfectly, but...
That happens.
There are definitely times when I stumble.
You always stumble!
That's why I can't properly wish for a live broadcast if I don't have the willpower.
That's something I can tell you all. You've all been through a lot, haven't you?
Teito-chan, you're still going through a lot, aren't you?
You were seriously looking at Asano-san and saying "yeah, yeah", weren't you?
I was?
Yes.
Really?
Make sure you look at me properly!
What's with that "lover" look you're giving me?
I have to look at everyone equally, so I can't just look at you, Eto-chan.
I'm sorry!
That's not what I meant...
Why are you blushing?
You're getting redder and redder.
You're becoming like Eto Wiener.
Alright, I'll give you a good night's sleep.
Thank you!
Alright, last but not least, Pakistani!
Thank you very much!
When you forget your idol!
That's right!
How many times did you open your legs?
Legs, legs...
I'm trying to do everything as I like, but when I'm not paying attention, my legs open up.
You might not have noticed, but sometimes it's terrible! Even though you're in the frame, you're like "ah, it's hot!"
There are bugs flying around!
What!?
I was told about it in another program
and after that at the FNS Festival
I thought I should be careful
but it was terrible
so there were a lot of people in a row
so I thought I had to close my legs.
Today is always open, but today you have to close it.
If I close it all the time, I won't be able to walk.
So it's a matter of making it up!
You have to close your legs!
What's with you? Do you have a spring or something? You have to wear it or you'll go like this!
I couldn't walk after that. I was so tired that I spilled all of my lunch.
I'm right in front of you, but you don't listen to me!
How was it for you?
Our aura was completely different.
Your aura was completely different?
Our aura was different and we understood our position.
No, no, no, listen more, listen more!
What do you mean you understood your position?
We had our own positions...
What kind of people were there?
All of them were professionals.
All of them...
On top of that, on top of that...
This is expensive!
On top of that, what did you think of it?
I think everyone in the entertainment world is amazing!
That's right!
The entertainment world is amazing!
Our guests always come from the entertainment world.
They do come from time to time.
But when those people get together, it's so great!
That's what everyone thinks, isn't it?
I see.
Yes, everyone learned and came back.
You learned and came back, too, Kochi-san.
Yes.
We were really overwhelmed by Omura, and we were like the lowest class.
That's right!
What are you going to do with the lowest class to release a CD in the future?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You wanted to say "gap", didn't you?
That's right.
I see.
That's right.
Everyone has that right.
That's right.
You're an idol, aren't you?
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
What did you learn?
I want to do my best.
Did you just say "gap"?
Talk about "gap" and I'll "gap" you!
- Shall we do it together? - Shall we do it together?
Well...
Let's do "gap" stand!