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I'm your host and idiot, Masa! Nice to meet you!
"Sausage Girl Hideling Diary" is on air every Thursday at 2:40 p.m. Let me introduce you, it's Hideling!
Let me introduce you, today's theme is "Kato-san who is excited about "Hot Hunter" starting from tomorrow!"
Hideling No. 1, Kato-san!
"Hot Hunter" is about our stamina and strength of 9 people!
I see!
I'm Endo Amaya, Hideling No. 3!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
I'm Etomoya, Hideling No. 4!
"Hot Hunter" is about our smiles!
I'm Yuki no Yousei, Hideling No. 5, Takeguchi Mira!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
I'm Tomoka Ikari, Hideling No. 6!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
I'm No. 7, Hideling!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
I'm Fonshi, Hideling No. 8!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
I'm Rika Yokoyama, Hideling No. 9!
"Hot Hunter" is about our enthusiasm!
In addition to on-demand broadcasts, we also broadcast on-demand broadcasts of our own broadband distribution "fujitelevi on demand"!
"fujitelevi on demand" allows you to easily view it from your computer,
and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over, which is only available on-demand!
On-demand, you can watch our funny faces as many times as you like!
Please enjoy "idling" even more!
Simulation game!
As we have already announced, IDOLiNG staff will be working hard to produce new programs for the New Year next year!
The theme of IDOLiNG's New Year Special Edition is "Let's try out a game for now!"
Last week was a good one, wasn't it, everyone?
We didn't get too excited or anything.
We did our best!
For those of you who didn't watch last week, let me explain.
For the past three days, IDOLiNG staff have been working hard to produce new games for IDOLiNG.
According to IDOLiNG's results, we decided to give you a digital edition of IDOLiNG's New Year Special Edition.
Take a look at this!
This is the possibility of IDOLiNG's New Year Special Edition being released.
7% chance!
It's an extra!
We just included it in the game.
That's IDOLiNG for you.
With only one chance, like Hoji-san said, there's a 7% chance of it being released.
I feel bad for you.
So I told the staff, "Could you do something about it?"
You're so kind!
So they said, "Let's try it out!"
It was pretty easy.
So we'd like you to try out the simulation one more time!
Make sure it's not like last time!
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Are you okay?
You're happy, aren't you?
So here's the simulation you're going to try out!
Here it is!
"IDOLiNG!"
In the last "memory game" game, we couldn't do any of the first and second letters at all.
We couldn't do it at all, so please do your best this time!
Okay, then! Please explain the rules!
Yes! This "IDOLiNG!" is a game where you each say a word in a one-on-one battle format and get 51 letters of "IDOLiNG!"
The two players will say words alternately.
The letters included in the words will be said by the player's "IDOLiNG!"
And the player with more "IDOLiNG!" letters will win.
And here's the point!
Here's the point!
This time, if you say a word with "IDOLiNG!" in it again, you're out! You're disqualified at that point!
Yes! That's right!
The other person and you, if you say a word with "IDOLiNG!" in it again, you're all out!
Yes! That's right!
No, that's not true!
The letters you say will be your own letters, so even if you use words that don't include those letters, you're out!
That's right!
So, everyone, if you remember the words that the other person said, you'll win!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
We couldn't do it officially, but we're men now!
But of course, you'll never be able to say the words you say again!
If you don't do that, you'll never be able to say the words you say again!
Please do your best!
By the way, like last time, you can't count "超 (chou)", which is how you say "超 (chou)".
Also, you can’t say “Dakun” or “Handakun”.
Please note that “Dakun” and “Handakun” can be treated as “da”, “ta”, “bu” and “f (fu)”.
The time limit is 15 seconds. If you pass this time, you'll be disqualified.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Then, we'd like to try this "IDOLiNG!" right away, but is there a penalty game for this time?
Of course there is!
Here it is!
Don't show mercy and do it for me!
What are you talking about?
I came here only for this, so I'll do my best!
This is the only way to watch girls' violence on Fuji TV.
Well, let's go!
Last time, Saito-san was in black and yellow, and this time, Kakuma-san is in orange.
As expected, I'm in Giants.
You're in Giants.
It's an important battle.
Please be careful.
Okay, let's go!
I'll go first.
Let's do it!
Okay!
What should I do?
Let's start with Kato-san.
Okay!
Here you go.
I'll do my best.
Last time...
Yes!
We won and lost, but...
We won, didn't we? Last time.
I don't remember, so I don't think we fought last time.
We fought with Eto-chan last time, didn't we?
Okay, then...
Hey! Hey, you bastard, Kato, you bastard!
What's wrong with you?
Who are you fighting with, you bastard?!
Who are you fighting with?!
Who... who should we choose?
It's up to you, right?
That's right.
Shouldn't we choose someone with worse memory than us?
That's right!
If we choose someone with worse memory than us, it means we judged that they don't have good memory.
That's right.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is this bastard?
It's Mira!
Takeuchi Mira!
Thank you!
I see, that's an estimation, Takeuchi-san.
Takeuchi-san, are you confident that you have been chosen?
I see. But I don't get surprised like that anymore.
You're forgiven by your opponent.
I'm forgiven?
Yes.
Now, I'd like you two to fight.
First, please do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yes.
Kato-san will go first.
Kato-san, please say the first word.
"nouzan"? Is "nouzan" okay?
"nouzan"... "nouzan"... "nouzan"...
"horse park"... "horse park"... "ha"...
It's in Hokkaido.
"ku"... Oh, that's pretty good.
Did I say it right? Six letters.
It's seven letters, right?
Seven letters, yes.
Okay, next up is Takiguchi-san. Please say the word.
"pineapple".
"pineapple"!
I'm regretting that I chose "pineapple"
Kano-san! Kano-san!
As expected, this doesn't work. Let's do it again!
It's a little... you know...
Cut it out!
Let's do it one at a time.
Miro-chan, are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's start with Kato-san.
Please say the first word.
Ginger ale.
That's a lot!
Ginger ale.
G...
N...
J...
A...
L...
L, right?
Yes!
She said it one at a time.
Now, Takiguchi-san!
Please say the first word.
Necklace.
Necklace!
Neck...
- Safe! - That's good.
Alright, next up is Kato-san.
Necklace.
- Time count. - Time count. - What's a time count?
- I don't know. - Time count. - You know something, right?
- Let's go with it. - Time count. - Time count.
- But you're earning points. - You're earning points.
- Yes, higher points have an advantage. - That's right.
- Wow, amazing! - Safe!
- Kato-san is strong. - Alright, Takiguchi-san.
Second round.
- Is it over with the second round? - It's the second round.
Do your best.
- Takiguchi-san. - 5.4 seconds!
- Crown! - Crown!
- Takiguchi-san, you didn't fill in the blanks? - I don't have many letters.
- T...e...l...e...b... - No, no way.
- C...a...m...e...r...a... - TV camera!
- No, camera! - Camera!
- Crown!
- Yes, Crown is getting braver and braver. - Right, Tashima-san is being remembered.
- I don't think there's a digital version of this, right? If this show really gets a lot of support.
Hey, why did you make the air feel so fluffy?
Now, let's continue switching places!
Now, shall we continue with Yokoyama-san?
Yes!
Yokoyama-san, over here, please!
Hey, Yokoyama, you bastard!
Yes!
Hey, who are you going to choose, you bastard?
Then, Ponchi!
Who's smarter than you? Ponchi, over here, please!
Yes!
I was wondering if you could hold back a little.
It's soft.
Is it okay for me to hold back in this game?
I don't know!
You'll be doing it on your own, you know.
Yes.
Ah, that's right. It seems like you'll hold back.
Yes.
Ponchi-san, are you confident?
I am!
Oh, you are!
You're pretty good at this. You're good at memorizing, aren't you?
I'm not good at it at all!
I understand. Let's hope for the best!
Alright! First of all, let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright, let's go with Yokoyama-san first.
Alright, let's go with Yokoyama-san first. Please say the first word.
Massachusetts School of Engineering.
Oh! There it is!
Out of 50, you took 12!
Wonchi-san, please say a few words!
Even if you haven't said it, please say it!
There's another fish that hasn't been mentioned yet!
Bluefish!
What should we go for, Honchi?
She has good memory and confidence, but her hairstyle is like a fool's hairstyle.
Crocodile! Crocodile! Crocodile! Crocodile!
Crocodile! Crocodile! Is there any left?
Is there any left?
Yes, there is.
Not a single one.
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2...
I wanted you to say something, but you didn't say it. That's the good thing about Honchi-san.
It hurt.
How is it, girls with holes in their butts?
It's tough.
Shall we go, Yagura-san?
Yes!
Yagura-san, please go ahead.
Yes, sorry.
Among us, among idols, who has less memory than you, Yagura-san?
Who?!
Who has less memory than you?!
Eto!
Eto, come out, you bastard!
Eto, come up to the ring!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Okay, Yagura-san, you go first.
Yagura-san, please go first.
California!
California?!
California!
Cal, it is.
California!
Amazing, right?!
California!
Next, Ms. Edho.
St. Jean Nagon.
St. Jean Nagon!
Looks big.
St. Jean Nagon.
Na-gon.
Ariada-san, next word please.
Love.
Love!
Cute!
That's amazing. Nakamura-san is quite dancing, so it's quite good, isn't it?
Yes!
Let's continue.
Next is Tonoka-san!
Yes!
Come here, you bastard!
Tonoka-chan!
Who will you choose? Who will you choose?
Eh, there are two people left...
Who is left?
Yes!
Which one do you think has less memory power?
Choose one, you bastard!
Zumi.
Point-zumi-san!
Why? Is there such a thing?
Point-zumi-san!
She said it!
It has both memory power and superpowers.
Superpowers!
This is exciting!
This is amazing!
Okay, let's continue.
Rock-paper-scissors, please.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay, Point-zumi-san will go first.
Point-zumi-san, please say the first word!
House!
It's been a while since you said you couldn't do it, but you haven't done it at all yet!
Now, Tanaka-san!
Hot Fantasy.
Hot Fantasy. Oh, I see.
You're thinking about a lot of things.
As expected of a professional.
Oh, you're pretty good at this, Koyumi-san!
It's like the front and back are opposite.
Now, Koyumi-san, you can't use your psychic powers, can you?
Can you use your psychic powers?
Y-Yuri!
Yuri?!
Y-Yuri!
Me!
Y-Yuri!
Please, please, please...
Who are you going to choose, you bastard?!
Huh?! Who?! Who?!
You can choose anybody, Michael!
Look! Who among us has no memory?
If you can win, you can win!
Anybody is fine.
Mori-san!
Mori-san is correct!
What did you choose, Mori-san?
I was just spacing out for a bit.
You weren't shaking, but you were spacing out.
You weren't shaking, but you looked like you were spacing out.
Mori-san is a little angry!
Let's go! Rock, paper, scissors!
Let's go with English and Spanish.
By the way, if you lose, everyone will get a bat.
Do your best!
Let's go!
Michael, first word, please!
Straight perm!
Nice!
5 minutes have passed, Mori-san, your first word is...
"Ariakecolosium"
"Ariakecolosium"!
- It's been quite a while, hasn't it? - It's been quite a while already, Mori-san, too.
- It may have been more interesting if you lost, but... - That's right.
- We made a mistake. - We made a mistake.
- Mori-san, over here! - Mori-san, over here!
What's that in front of you guys? Pasta! Pasta!
It's already over. What are you doing, Terasawa-san?
Let's go home!
There's a lot of people all of a sudden, Mori-san.
This is humiliating, isn't it?
Now, is it the last one? The last one, Fonchi-san.
Yes.
Let's have you decide the last one, Mori-san.
The butt fight got a little fun, though.
Sorry about that.
Ah, it was easier to do.
It was easier.
It was quite...
And it was the first time it was a game.
It was more than I expected.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
There was a little something about you, Takiyuki-san, but...
I didn't want to be chosen for Sayanei.
I have no idea what you're saying.
I wish you didn't say it.
Well, that's all for today!
This has been Ojintori!