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S.T.A.R.K. is back!
Now! It's started!
I'm the MC of IDOLiNG, Masunez!
Nice to meet you!
IDOLiNG has grown as an idol group and is now advancing in a new direction.
"Sausage IdoliNG Diary" airs today at 2:40 am.
Let me introduce you to IDoliNG!
Let me introduce you to IDoliNG! Today's theme is "What is your favorite manga character?" First, Kato-san!
IDoliNG #1 is Kato Sanaka! My favorite manga character is One Piece's Chopper!
IDoliNG #2 is Koizumi Rumi! My favorite manga character is Ojama's Doremi!
IDoliNG #3 and #4, my favorite manga character is "Dragon Ball"'s Penshinhan!
IDoliNG #4 is Otomaria! My favorite manga character is "Kind Nobita"!
IDoliNG #5 and #6, my favorite manga character is "Luffy"!
IDoliNG #6 and #7, my favorite manga character is "Metatei Conan"!
IDoliNG #7 and #8, my favorite manga character is "Kitty Chan"!
IDoliNG #8 and #9, my favorite manga character is "Nana"'s Nana!
My favorite Pokemon is "Pokemon"'s Eevee!
In addition to daily broadcasts, we also deliver broadcasts of our own broadband distribution "fujitelevi on demand".
"fujitelevi on demand" allows you to easily view it from your computer, and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over.
"on demand" allows you to see our funny faces as many times as you like.
Please enjoy "idling" more!
Let's do our best!
I suddenly remembered this plan.
Nakamura-san, please explain it.
This "gambling" is a very simple corner where idling tries to do something every time.
At the paid event on December 15th, Kawakiri will hold "hot fantasy" as well.
We would like to make you more interested in dancing, so we have chosen a job that measures instantaneity.
This time, you will try "gambling" side-jumping!
Please explain the rules of "gambling".
You may have tried "gambling" side-jumping at school.
This time, you have 30 seconds.
30 seconds!
You will compete how many times you can jump over the line.
By the way, if you step on a white line, you will not be counted.
That's right.
By the way, for those of you who jumped the most number of times...
We'll give you some crabs as a gift.
That's right.
I'll go first.
You're dancing everyday, so you must be confident about your agility, right?
Kojimi-san, you're good at agility, right?
I think I'm the best at agility.
I see.
By the way, what is agility?
Agility is...
Instant glass...
That's right.
It's like glass.
Let's start with Endo-san.
That's right! Actually, this "Gambling" is a limited edition.
That's right. Could you come down here for a moment?
Limited edition? You know what kind of limited edition it is, don't you?
Takiguchi-san, what kind of limited edition is it?
Limited edition?
Staff jumping?
Kato-san, what do you think it is?
What was the project yesterday?
Staff drinking?
That's right! It's a limited edition of that series.
You know it, don't you?
Artists, please!
As for the idling staffs who are dancing around here and there,
deep in their hearts,
idling members are always...
Listen to me!
I don't like it at all!
There is a flow.
Idling members are always wishing
that they can step on top of themselves
and fly high.
So, this time, we will actually
make such staffs jump sideways!
Yes!
So, "Run, staffs! Jump!"
and "Staffs only!" will continue.
It's a limited edition of that series!
Usually it's a white line, but this time it's a white "Staffs only!"
If you say that from now on, and if the staff has to carry you for a long time in the future, please pay attention!
Yes, let's line up one by one!
You know who is in charge of it, producer Kadoka!
She painted her face white.
Usually, producers don't paint their faces white.
But she kept looking this way and smiling.
She's smiling.
She's doing it for the show.
She looks happy.
She doesn't look happy.
She might be happy.
She's the most famous person in the show.
Yes.
You can fly anywhere you like.
You can fly above your head.
You can fly anywhere you like.
And let's go to the right line.
Director Mori will be in charge of this line.
I'm getting emotional.
For some reason, only Mori seems happy.
She's doing her best for everyone.
Thank you very much, Eddie Sawamura!
Just don't step on your stomach!
Just be careful of your stomach.
Something might come out of it.
It's dangerous.
Let's go!
Let's start with Endo-san.
There's always two of us on LINE.
That's right.
It's like you got injured while jumping sideways.
Do your best. Let's go.
It's a quickness measurement test. Everyone, jump as fast as you can, okay?
Do your best!
It's like you're dodging vomit.
Let's go, okay?
Let's go!
The first one to jump sideways is...
Start!
But when you did it, it was a very plain game, wasn't it?
Yeah, I'm sorry for saying it now, but it was a plain game, wasn't it?
There are 8 people left.
There are 8 people left, so please do your best not to lower your motivation.
This is scary! This is scary!
Yes! Maiburu 37th place! Let's continue!
Then, next up is...
Let's go with Ponchi! Ponchi!
Yes!
Here you go!
No way!
Please do it as hard as you can! As hard as you can!
Have you ever played Ponchi?
No!
Oh, you haven't!
I haven't.
Are you okay? You look like you're about to puke.
Please do your best!
A little more! A little more!
My stomach...
No way! I can't do it because my body is hard!
Are you okay? Let's continue!
The minimum rule is to raise your motivation!
Let's continue!
Reversal! Jumping sideways!
You stopped at a good position!
If you jump on your feet, it's not funny at all!
It's barely funny, isn't it?
Yes!
Next, Takeuchi-san!
Alright, let's go! Takeuchi's rebellion. Staff, please jump.
With that, Takeuchi-san gets 5 points!
Miraculous!
Both of you got points!
Are you okay?
I touched it.
She touched it.
What's wrong with you? You don't look like a manzana.
I'm a staff member, Kotobi.
Higher!
Higher! Higher! Higher!
Higher! Middle!
Middle!
Did you hear the word "disgusting" in the middle of it?
What was disgusting about it?
Mori-san's...
Even so, Mori-san's face says it's not bad.
It's scary, isn't it?
She herself...
Um...
She didn't tell you to do it with your normal outfit, but with your regular one.
Yes!
Okay, so that was 31 times.
Let's continue.
Next...
Let's go with Eto-chan, shall we?
Eto-chan, go ahead.
Everyone, it's still too late!
It's a game that requires preparation!
Let's do it one more time!
Yes!
Eto-chan, then...
More, more, yes.
I want crab!
It's crab!
Isn't it fun?
Eto-chan, look towards your face.
Towards your face.
I want to see your face.
Then, let's go!
Eto-chan's Running Staff Side Jumping!
Eto-chan, why are you so scared?
I'm scared!
It's okay!
It's really okay!
Okay, that was 30 times. Next, Tonoka-san!
It looks like you can do it, Tonoka-san.
I've never done half-back flip.
You've never done it?
Everyone hasn't done it lately.
Let's go, Tonoka-san's running staff flip.
That's good, that's good!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's slippery!
Ah, Tonoka-san, Mori-san's position is good!
It's good for you, Mori-san!
Don't say that!
It's good for you, Mori-san!
If you don't beat Mori-san, you won't get the crab!
That's right! If you don't beat Mori-san, you won't get the crab!
Everyone, you have to hurry up!
Please do your best!
Next up is Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san has long legs and long legs.
You can do it, can't you?
You're confident, aren't you?
Yokoyama-san, you can do it with your face, can't you?
That's right! With my face!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Okay, Yokoyama-san's running and I'm jumping.
Wow, Mori-san, you're shaking every time you jump.
What kind of movement is that?
Wow, you're fast!
Hey, let's set a new record!
Let's aim for the stomach area!
Higher, higher!
You can set a new record!
Go for 40!
You can do 40!
You're fast!
You can do it!
I'm so hungry!
Last couple! Last couple!
Two, one!
As expected!
She's good!
Next, come on!
Kojima-san, you are confident, aren't you?
Is it this good?
Kojima-san, your stomach doesn't matter, does it?
Kojima-san, you can jump anywhere.
Now...
The body of the LINE staff has tightened up.
Now, Kojima-san, let's go for it!
Staff side-jumping.
But it's scary.
It's scary, isn't it? What is this?
Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!
I don't care if you step on me! Speed up and let's go!
Kato-san was defending like a defender during the free kick.
You have to protect yourself.
Who hasn't done it yet?
Kato-san only.
Let's go, Kato-san!
I want you to show us!
Why?
Right now, Yokoyama-san's record is 42 times.
Kato-san, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
I'm looking forward to it, in many ways.
Let's go!
Kato-san's jump!
Nice line!
The pitch is high!
It's scattered here and there!
Kato-san!
Kato-san's jacket!
Kato-san's jacket is scattered!
Kato-san!
It depends on where you step on it.
The producer will get 10 points.
Basically, 10 points will be added up.
Let's do our best!
Let's do it!
Yokoyama-san's staff jumping.
Plus Ichimori.
Let's do it! Gato-san!
If you get water, you get 50 points!
But you might be able to do it!
Are you ready? Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it! Kato-san's Fusafu Yokotobi!
It's over!
Three liters came out!
Total!
One producer has joined us.
He's looking at me!
You don't really want to go through here, do you?
Everyone is pretty scared of here.
You're waiting for it here, aren't you?
It's like that thing that comes out of you.
Now, the third installment of "Staff" is coming to an end!
The third installment of "Staff" is coming to an end, but you won!
Thank you very much!
Crabs go well with crickets, don't they?
So, today's third installment is over.
This is the last one, right?
It's the last one for today.
You stepped on it! Who stepped on it?
I stepped on Mori-san and Kano-san.
You stepped on Mori-san's bumpy part with your hands.
You didn't step on the bumpy part with your feet.
It's still there.
How did you feel?
No, I'm getting wet.
Yokoyama-san also stepped on it a lot, right?
Kadosawa-san also stepped on it about three times.
You stepped on it about three times, right?
How was it, Kadosawa-san?
Good.
It was good.
Why was it good?
Yes, so, 2006...2008! No, 2007!
2007, right?
2007.
It was the most vulgar project, wasn't it?
As expected of a project worthy of closing a trilogy.
Yes, so that's it for today!
Bye bye!