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I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Masao Itoha. Thank you for having me!
IDOLiNG is a program that aims to make girls who are growing up as idol singers into one or two people.
Every week, IDOLiNG starts at 2.40 pm.
Today, we will introduce you IDOLiNG!
Today's theme is "Tomorrow will be November, but what memories will you make in November?"
Kato-san!
IDOLiNG in November!
A lot of November memories are recording a lot of songs!
A lot of November memories are singing in Tokyo Dome!
A lot of November memories are midterm exams are over!
November's memories are going to Michael's and a tendo shop!
November's memories are Hot Fantasy's image characters!
Everyone celebrated my birthday with me!
My November memory is that I was kicked out of school.
I'm Rurika Yokoyama, 9th grader in idol club.
My November memory is that we have more original songs.
Thank you. Let's go!
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"g" TV on demand can be easily viewed from your computer, and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over.
"idol ring" is on demand and you can see our weird faces as many times as you like.
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Well, it's getting cold, but it's still hot in E.S.O.S.
The industry ratings are also high.
It's said a lot.
"I've seen E.S.O.S. before."
It's said a lot in Kansai dialect.
Everyone's watching.
A lot of comedians are watching.
However, the phrase "idol ring" doesn't come up much.
I think it's "E.S.O. girls."
Let's do our best.
Please explain the rules.
People who know E.S.O. will explain a certain theme using E.S.O. lines.
For example, Ms. Masuno will explain E.S.O. lines.
People who say E.S.O. lines wrongly,
people who say E.S.O. lines wrongly,
and people who say E.S.O. lines wrongly will be eliminated.
E.S.O. staff is waiting for you.
Please be careful.
And for those who stay until the end, we'll give you E.S.O. cup.
If you stay until the end, you can do whatever you like.
Let's do our best.
Let's get started.
Today's theme is...
"A Santa who's preparing for Christmas would say..."
It's a bit of an old saying.
Christmas is less than a month away.
Please be Santa and say it.
Let's start with "Santa's 'ta'".
"Santa's 'ta'".
Are you ready? Let's go.
Starting with "Santa's 'ta'",
Yazao will say "Santa who's preparing for Christmas would say..."
Start!
"That would be nice."
"Don't give presents to the one who says 'ta'."
"That would be nice."
"Rabbits don't go into presents."
"That would be nice."
"I don't give presents to people who are greedy."
I see.
She's opening her mouth to serve dinner.
Let's go.
"It starts at night. Santa is preparing for Christmas."
Starting from Fonji.
"That sounds good."
"I want to see happy children's faces."
I see.
"That sounds good."
"Summer vacation is over. Children must be looking forward to winter vacation."
"That sounds good."
I don't know. What should I do for money?
There are no good words for me these days.
What should I do?
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
What do you mean you don't know how to play this kind of thing?
Well, Takemizu, you were pretty fast today.
- It's gotten a little softer. - It has, hasn't it?
- It's like... - It's easier to eat a rice cracker.
By the way...
- It might not be a good thing, right? - Yes.
Alright, Takemizu, you're disqualified.
Alright, let's do it!
Starting with the words Santa might say while preparing for Christmas, starting with Yokoyama-san.
"That sounds good!"
How about a toothpaste set?
"That sounds good!"
I won't give presents to kids carrying natto around.
The damage is too strong, detergent should be used for that.
I don't want it!
Okay, so he's disqualified.
Okay, let's do it.
Starting with Endo-san, who seems like a Santa who's getting ready for Christmas.
Start!
It's hard to decide what's good.
Is that so?
That sounds good!
Grandpa!
I can't give you a cat.
That sounds good!
Something's not right.
I have to do something and make it in time.
That sounds good!
It's different.
I knew it! Shimajirou's juice is fine!
That sounds good!
I wouldn't be happy even if I gave you a katori-senko.
It's winter, you know!
That sounds good!
I don't know what to do!
That sounds good!
This is getting serious!
Let's give her something we took.
That sounds good!
Children with skills are really cute.
That sounds good!
It's not good if it's not specific.
It says anything is fine, but what should we give her?
No!
It's a little sad.
I see.
Thank you, ma'am.
That's a penalty game.
It's kind of boring, isn't it?
That's right! In the past, people used to say "Eh, you can guess that?" and "Uwaa! Uwaa! Uwaa!" but...
Well, okay.
From the beginning...
Before this, people would come hungry.
Let's go! From now on, it will get faster and faster. Please speed up and speed up and do your best.
Let's go!
Santa is getting ready for Christmas, starting with Fukato-san's lines.
Start!
You could've just left me behind.
Who?!
I'm in the middle of preparing...
Just now, it was the higher up's decision.
Today, Minoshima-san, the female director...
Ah! Minoshima-san!
Kato-san, you must have something up your sleeve, right?!
I don't have anything up my sleeve!
Today, Minoshima-san is Kato-san's director.
I'm sorry about just now, but you were in a good mood, weren't you?
What's gotten into you?!
You were all over the place!
Eh?! I was that over the place?!
You were!
Do your best, Kato-san!
Do what? Do what?
Do what?
Get out of there!
And with that, it's Kato-san's turn!
Kato-san, you're amazing!
What's with you?!
Let's begin!
Let's start with Koizumi-san, who's preparing for Christmas.
Start!
That sounds good!
If it's only for summer, I wonder if I'll give you something special.
What's with you?!
I like Natsuko!
Who's Natsuko?!
I want to give Natsuko something special!
I don't know!
Why can't you?!
I can't think of Natsuko's smile!
Why can't you?!
Alright, this person has been punished!
What?! This is impossible!
Oh, that's good.
Mr. Kushaoji.
Mr. Kushaoji, that was amazing!
Right, Kojima-san? It's been a while, hasn't it?
Look, he's wearing a miki.
I don't like it anymore.
It's amazing today, isn't it? It's like a superman's graveyard.
It's like a superman's graveyard. Superman's graveyard.
Right? Sunshine or Buffalo Man, I don't know.
But let's do it!
Let's start with Yokoyama-san, who seems like a Santa who's preparing for Christmas.
That sounds good!
You have to check what's inside.
That sounds good!
You should give rats and cats.
That sounds good!
You're a bad Santa.
I can't. The reindeer got sick and I can't give them presents.
That sounds good!
When should I leave Ireland?
That sounds good!
Something's wrong.
Even a crying child will shut up if you give them this.
It's too rough. It's written on the wall that it's not funny.
Is that your judgement criteria?
That's my judgement criteria.
That sounded like "fah" today, didn't it?
"fah"
Now, since it's just the two of you left, we'd like to go back to your usual speech.
It's finally the final round.
Right, Okamura-san, you're strong, aren't you?
No, but I don't have a speech yet.
Ah, that's right. Eh, Fonchi-san?
I have one.
Fonchi, have you ever won before?
I have!
Ah, have you done it before?
No, I haven't!
Now, let's see which one will win.
Let's start with Fonchi-san, who looks like a Santa Claus getting ready for Christmas.
Oh, reindeer, the gift fee is pretty high.
That sounds good!
Reindeer, you're being funny, aren't you?
Crying won't do you any good!
That sounds good!
Well, we'll leave it as it is.
Is that okay?
When? When? At what timing is that okay?
Tell me! Tell me!
Are you saying "is that okay" with a chimney?
Are you saying it to a reindeer? To a child? To your parents?
Are you asking yourself?
It's hard to breathe with gummies in my mouth.
What? Gummies in your mouth? Are you doing this while eating gummies?
I didn't eat it earlier.
Something always gets stuck in your mouth, doesn't it?
Almonds, right?
Please go see a doctor.
The shocking fact that was waiting for this special event is...
Yes, here is the source of application.
Ms. Kato.
Thank you! Thank you!
Now, let's read the most important one!
Yes!
Then, what should we do?
Ms. Yado, let's read it!
Yes!
Idling No. 7, I'm Yado Arika.
I received it from a fan named Hart. Thank you very much!
Let's read it!
The shocking fact that was waiting for this special event is...
Live broadcast of “Wave on Earth”!
Wow!
You can't do it, can you?
I can't do it.
Why?
Now, I'll make a sphere.
I don't think you can wear that outfit on a day like this.
I can't! I can't, I can't, I can't.
But the moment it came out, everyone was cheering for you.
No, no, no.
Everyone was cheering for you.
Okay, I'll do my best!
Next, Tonoka-san!
Yes! I'm Idling Rocker, Tonoka Erika!
My fan name is Erika-ni-san! Thank you for having me!
Let's go!
What was the shocking fact that you were waiting for at the live event on December 15th?
During the live performance, I was always wearing a "geking" outfit.
Wow!
But Sakuma-san said to you, "We don't have much time, so just go with it!"
That's a fact.
I don't like it!
So you two were together for 9 minutes.
In this kind of school, there are 1st and 2nd class for 9 minutes.
No way!
Is it separate?
It's not separate, it's 1st and 2nd class for 9 minutes.
It's separate for each of you, and 3rd class for 9 minutes is over there.
3rd class for 9 minutes...
Tonoka-san, you're a cow, right?
Yes, I'm a cow.
It looks like you're having fun.
It looks like it's hard to move.
It's not hard to move, it's that kind of problem.
I'll give you Tonoka-san's life.
Thank you very much!
Next, from Kansai, Takiguchi-san!
I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Mira. Thank you very much for having me.
What was the shocking fact you were waiting for at the event on December 15th?
Eto-chan's glasses falling down.
When I think about it, Eto-chan's glasses don't fall by themselves.
They're always fixed like a part of your body.
I've never seen them fall down like that.
Are you hiding it?
No, it's not like that.
I'm just trying to adjust the size.
I've never seen it shift like that.
I've never seen it do this.
I've never seen it fix it like that.
It's like a part of your body.
It's not like that.
I always fix it with a glass cleaner.
When it's really loose, I fix it myself.
You fix it?
What do you fix it with?
She says she doesn't take it off even when she's taking a nap.
Are you taking a nap?
Eto-chan, are you taking a nap?
When are you taking a nap?
When school finishes early.
I'm taking a nap on the sofa.
You leave it like that?
You can take it off when you're taking a nap.
I do take it off when I'm taking a nap.
But I don't like it when I'm taking a nap, so I leave it like that.
You can get up right away.
I can get up and move quickly.
Eto-chan, thank you for coming.
Thank you.
By the way...
I've always wanted to know.
Can I ask you something?
Write your name down.
Eto-chan only.
At this moment, I can't stop laughing.
Actually, he is Edo, but...
Next, Yokoyama-san!
Yes! I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and my fan name is Rurimania-san. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
What was the shocking fact that you were waiting for at the big event on December 15th?
There was a weight limit on the stage!
No way! No way! No way!
Everyone is light, so it's okay.
I don't know.
If a bocchari alliance hit me in the back of the head, I'd hit you in the back of the head.
I don't know.
If you don't balance it well...
If you don't balance it well, you might not be able to do it.
Well, it's a paid event, so be careful.
Everyone, is your weight okay now?
Huh?
Everyone, is your weight okay now?
One by one.
I see.
Please do something about it until the next time.
Don't say it!
She'll get mad at me later.
She'll get mad at me if I say something important.
Then, I'll give you a Tonoka-san sticker.
Thank you very much!
Edo-chan!
Yes!
Thank you for the fan name "etori kerry etori kerry-san".
Let's go on. The shocking fact that you were waiting for the live event on December 15th is...
I got too excited and my butt is puking in the middle of the show.
Ah, I see.
You know, Miracho is really serious about her tricks and gets excited,
but in Miracho's case, her butt is the one that gets pumped up.
That's right.
Miracho, you know, there are things that everyone can confirm, right?
Even if it's not like that, she might be fooling around.
No way!
Like not making any noise.
Her butt is puking.
Look, look! Miracho's butt is puking!
No way!
I think you've confirmed it a couple of times, but in reality...
I mean, that's just a hypothesis, but in reality...
It might be more than that.
Eight...
You said it earlier, but the moment you came here...
It's a mess.
No way!
What about you, Taniguchi-san?
It's difficult.
Your butt is puking.
I don't remember it like that.
That's not it!
It's not a mess.
No way!
- I'll give you a chance. - Thank you!
- Now, Koizumi-san! - Yes!
I'm Koizumi Rumi of IDOLiNG LEAGUE.
I got the fan name "trance the commonness" from you. Thank you very much!
What was the shocking fact that you were waiting for the debut event on December 15th?
- About 5 minutes before the event? - What?!
- There is, there is. - Isn't it ridiculous?
- The rest of the IDOLiNG WORLD staff has left. - That's right.
- They want it back, don't they? - They want it back.
I wonder if it's possible for it to be only 5 minutes before the event.
- But it won't be 5 minutes before the event, right? - No, it won't be 5 minutes before the event.
- It will be very exciting and satisfying and you can go home. - That's right, that's right.
- Isn't it okay for it to be a little too much? - Isn't it too much?!
- At least 30 minutes! - At least 30 minutes!
- At least 30 minutes! - But 2 hours! 2 hours!
- I want it to be 2 hours! - 2 hours!
- I want it to be IDOLiNG WORLD with a lot of fans for 2 hours! - I see!
It's an ordinary wish, but...
- Please! 2 hours! - It's funny that you wish for it.
- Thank you for your hard work today. - Thank you!
- Now, next, Honchi! - Yes!
I'm IDOLiNG WORLD No. 8 Honchi.
I got my fan name from Butaro-san. Thank you!
What was the shocking fact you were waiting for at the live event on December 15th?
- The venue smelled like cow dung for real. - I don't like it!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
Wasn't it the smell of you two with cow dung?
- Honchi stinks! - She's No. 1.
- Honchi smells worse! - 1, 1!
- Huh? - Honchi, your hand stinks!
One of the staff said Honchi smells worse, but Honchi said 1, 1 and said cow dung.
- Isn't it a bad name? - It's terrible!
- No. 1 smells more! - Huh?
- It smells worse? - No. 1 smells more!
- It smells!? - I... I wonder why.
Maybe it's because it was mentioned first?
- Does it smell? - It smells!
- Oh, no! Honchi, it's dark! - Yes!
- Yay! - Let's give them a round of applause!
Every night from 11PM to 10PM, "Bundesliga" episode 15, Wolfsburg vs Frankfurt match will be broadcasted live! Please watch it!
Lastly, Edo-chan! Please say your name! 3, 2, 1, yes!
I'm idling No. 4, Eto Maria! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too! Bye bye!
This is funny, Edo...
We didn't say it, did we?
It changed in the middle.
The back was changed.
I was like, "Huh?"
But Edo is a word that comes to mind.
I didn't think of it.
But now that I think of it, it's Edo.
That's right! You should have asked earlier!
It's unique.
It was refreshing to say it today.
It was refreshing, wasn't it?
It was funny just being here.
Now that we're on the subject...
Everyone...
There's something I want to say.
Have you forgotten something?
Huh?
Yesterday...
Ah! He said it!
I said it too!
When I sat around here, normally...
"Good morning! It's me! Good morning!"
"Ah!" You said!
I said it! I said it!
We always do this on TV when it's everyone's birthday.
But nobody noticed, right?
I said it! I said it!
What month and what day?
November 28th!
Well, you said it, but...
Should we show you?
You just sent a real email.
No, I wasn't bluffing!
Dive is now...
"Who are you?"
Wait a minute. How do you do this?
Ah, wait a minute.
Is it your own phone?
It's my own phone!
It's my own phone.
Will it still take a while?
Wait a minute.
The email is trying to come here.
But there's a telegram, so it's stopped.
If you press something, you'll definitely get an email.
What is this?
This is not how you become a star.
It goes smoothly like this.
A star doesn't have a pattern like this.
Huh? Isn't this Morimoto-san's cell phone?
Let's do the fans first.
Is it okay?
Huh? What?
I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll show you.
I'll do it when everyone is talking.
Let's do the fans first.
We have to concentrate.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. There's something proper.
There's something proper. It's okay. It's okay.
Let's switch.
Switch?
No, no, no.
If you delay it, my feeling of not being a star will be delayed more and more.
That's enough.
Okay. Okay.
Let's switch.
Next is...
Endo-san, right?
Yes.
I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer.
I received the fan name "Gokurakucho-san".
Thank you very much.
Then, let's go.
What was the shocking fact that awaited you at the event in December?
There is a penalty system.
That's pretty strong.
No, it's not just a penalty system.
The members have to pay 1,000 yen for each mistake of singing or dancing.
Wow.
Idols don't slip much, right?
It doesn't matter.
But you always slip.
That's right.
Oh, that's good.
I think it will raise the level of the whole concert.
Yes, but if you actually use the penalty system and your money becomes extremely red, what will you do?
You will get hurt.
I will do my best not to let that happen.
Wow.
Are you okay with it?
Let's do it.
Are you okay with it, Kato-san?
I'm okay with it.
Then, are you okay with Kato-san paying for the red money?
Why me?
Because you are the leader and you are in charge of it.
But isn't it okay for me to make mistakes there?
Then, you will make a mistake.
You have the highest possibility of slipping.
Please forgive me for that.
But it's okay. Everyone will do their best and make mistakes.
It's okay. It's okay.
It doesn't matter if it's average or not.
If you make a mistake, you have to do it again.
Let's do it together.
Oh, I see.
That's good.
Let's put all of them on each other.
Kato is out of tune.
Takeuchi is out of tune.
Why is that?
I don't like it. I threw it away.
Why is that?
Takeuchi is out of tune.
I don't know why.
Okay.
The last one.
Kato is out of tune.
I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm in the first place in idling.
I got the fan name "Kato manager".
Thank you very much.
What was the shocking fact that you waited for the event on December 15th?
That day is "one day A.D.".
That's good.
Let's do it.
No, it's not like that.
I haven't done it for a long time.
I haven't done it for a long time, so I don't know when it will come.
I'll come when I forget about idling.
On the contrary, if I say it here, there won't be a prank, so I thought it wouldn't come.
I thought it wouldn't come, so I put my mind at ease and did it again.
I don't like it.
You want to sing on stage, don't you?
You don't want to do it like this for a long time.
Like this, from the stage curtain.
- That's black. - I don't like that at all!
- You can't see anything if you wear black. - It doesn't show.
- When you don't even know it's you... - I don't like that!
- I don't know, either. - What?
- I don't know, either. - You don't know, either?
I don't think you can see anything unless you wear glasses or something like that.
It's impossible.
There's something about glasses. If I wear black, you won't know, right?
If you wear black, you won't see anything, right?
I don't think I can do it without glasses from above my head.
I'll put it up for you.
Thank you.
Now, let's see the next one.
It's almost time for the live.
Yes.
What should we do?
Then...
Ponchi's "Smell of Beef".
Thank you.
That's it.
You guys are really...
What is it?
Um...
What?
How have you been?
What?
How have you been?
What?
You haven't done anything like this recently?
Right?
How about you?
We're doing a live.
Live?
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
You're an old man, so you can't handle this well.
You don't know this well.
By the way, Masuno-san said "smell of beef" just now.
Which one?
What should we do?
What is "smell of beef"?
Which one should we do?
What is "smell of beef"?
Should I receive it?
"Smell of beef" is something that Cat's Eye will avoid.
That's not it.
That's not it at all.
Stars don't drop it, Masuno-san.
It's dripping.
Maybe Morimoto-san should do it.
That's right.
There might be things you shouldn't look at.
That's right. I have a lot of things you shouldn't look at.
Look!
It worked!
It worked! It worked! It worked!
It worked?
Look!
Camera-san, can you do this for me?
What is it?
Huh?
Cake?
Do you know what it is?
Saito-san, Morimoto-san, and I had a birthday party yesterday.
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
It was really fun!
Right?
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was really fun, wasn't it?
That's right.
It was amazing.
The two of you opened it for me.
Huh?
I see.
Saito-chan...
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's quite rare, isn't it?
To be surrounded by Fuji TV girls and have a birthday party!
How happy...
That's why I didn't want her to say it, but I don't think of it as anything.
That's why you're so excited about it, Masuno-san.
At the red-shouldered store...
Even in her own room...
She didn't do anything wrong...
But I'm sorry.
That's right.
Ah, here it is! This is "Majibiki no Hi".
Welcome to "Majibiki no Hi"!
I'm 32 years old.
I thought you were older.
Why do you say that about me?
That's the best way of saying it.
It's your birthday recently, right?
Yes.
Finally.
It's been a while.
It's "miso cheese".
"Miso cheese".
And next year you'll be Kato-san.
No, not yet!
Not yet!
I'm still 22 years old.
Oh, I see.
Wait, what does "22" mean?
I thought you said "24".
What?!
A lot of different theories are going around, Kato-san.
"22"... Oh, it's "two".
Forget it.
Okay, so... Thank you very much.
Oh, you're welcome.
I shouldn't say it here, but thank you very much.
Okay, so...
First place goes to...