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It is a program of loud driving with the aim of getting you excited.
Yes, sausage shop idling diary is from 2:40 in the middle of the night every Thursday, but it is off this week.
I want to eat something sweet in winter is Kinako mochi
Christmas cake
No. 7 is gazarika. What I want to eat in winter is chocolate fondue.
No. 8 is honchi. What I want to eat in winter is shortcake.
No. 9 is yokoyama debika. What I want to eat in winter is bushido moel.
Let's do our best!
We are delivering it even in Germany!
The special video will be added after the broadcast.
Whenever you like, you can see our weird faces on demand.
Please enjoy IDOLiNG more!
Today we have another important announcement.
It is...
New Year's Day special edition!
We've been talking about the special edition since last week!
It's a special edition for New Year's Day. What do you think of this special edition for New Year's Day?
It must be tough for you all, right? It's New Year's Day and you're busy.
I hope you all stay healthy and stay safe.
And if you'd like, since we're doing a show together...
We're friends, right?
If you'd like, you can use just a little of this special edition.
Just a little?
Yes, just a little.
As much as you can.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Special edition for New Year's Day!
Isn't it an idol group's special edition?
Who said it's an idol group's special edition?
Where is it written? Where is it written?
It's not written.
It's not written, right?
The idol group's staff decided to make a special edition for New Year's Day!
That's right, I think it's a good thing
But! But!
You don't have to tell me here
But since we're talking about it, doesn't that mean the show has been approved?
The staff has been approved
In other words, I think you've all been approved
But don't you think we're talking about New Year's Day?
And this is the New Year's Day special edition's theme
Games!
In other words, our staff has decided on games
But even if we say it, we don't know how to play
We didn't think of it
But among all of them, I think we might be able to play a game
For the next 3 days, we'd like to try it out
What? What are you saying?
What are you saying?
It's called "simulation game"
Since you guys are cooperating with us, if this simulation gets popular, we'll give you guys some Digiroos.
What happens if it gets popular?
If it gets popular, it's up to you.
If it gets popular, we'll be embarrassed.
If it gets really popular, you might get a little mad.
Wait!
It's up to you.
Here's the first simulation.
"aiyueo jintori"
I'm sure you guys already know what it is.
Saito-san, can you explain what "aiyueo jintori" is?
"aiyueo jintori" is a one-on-one battle game where you each say a word and say "aiyueo" in 51 words.
I got it.
These two players will say words alternately.
If you say "aiyueo jintori" more than once, you lose.
If you say "aiyueo jintori" more than once, you win.
However, if you say "aiyueo jintori" more than once, you lose.
You'll be disqualified at that point.
I'm sure you guys already know what it is.
Let's give it a try!
Let's do it!
Let's start with Maipuru.
Maipuru and Yokoyama-san.
Let's give it a try.
Please stand in front of me.
Can you see me?
Yes, we can see you.
Are you excited about this game?
Yes.
It looks interesting.
It's a game we've never seen before.
It's our first time, everyone.
It's our first time.
Maipuru-san and Yokoyama-san.
Okay.
You can't see us from here.
That's right.
Please don't look back.
Okay, let's do it!
First of all, Endo-san.
Yes?
Please say the word you like.
Okay!
Watermelon.
Su...
So Endo-san has won this watermelon.
From now on, you can't use "su", "ito", "ka" anymore, so be careful.
I'll only say it after I use it.
Then, based on that, Yokoyama-san, please say a word you like.
"Sukiyaki".
Don't make a mistake and look at it!
If you say "koyaki", you have to say a word that uses other words.
Will you be able to win if you say a lot of words?
You can't see the board when you're playing.
So you have to remember and say a word that you said and that your opponent said.
It's an ultimate memory game.
You have to use your head a lot.
Are you okay with your memory?
Are you okay, Kato-san?
I'm not okay!
Sometimes you say some of your own words.
I know, I know.
It's a simulation.
It's a challenge for those who are not good at it.
By the way, you can't count the consonants that you say.
And you can't count the consonants that you pronounce.
For example, "da" is counted as "ta".
"Ba", "pa" is counted as "ha".
It's a no-go.
So be careful.
"Da" is counted as "ta".
And even if you say one word, you're limited to 15 seconds.
15 seconds per person.
If you say too much, you'll be blinded.
So be careful.
Now, let's play this game.
The one who wins in one-on-one battle will receive 20 points.
These points will be used for three days in this simulation series.
If you compete for total points,
the members at the top of the points will receive wonderful rewards.
Good luck!
And for the losers...
Since you lost in one-on-one battle,
you'll use your usual seats...
You'll use your usual seats...
Now, let's start the battle between Endo-san and Yogamu-san.
Let's start with Endo-san.
Please say the first word.
"Ao"
Nice. I think it's plain.
I want you to say it louder.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
"Ue" "Ue"
You're trying to cover up your "Agyo".
It's a battle, you know!
OK, you're safe.
And Michael.
"Ika-sashi" "Ika-sashi"
Oh, nice.
"I-ka-sashi"
Very nice!
OK, you're safe.
And Yokoyama-san.
"Mama-goto" "Mama-goto"
"Mama-goto"
Please enjoy it.
Now, let's continue.
Next is Kato-san and Etos-san.
Let's start with the first one, please do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock, paper, scissors.
Let's start with Etos-chan. Please tell us your first words.
Next is Kato-san.
Kato-san.
Hill.
Hill!
With that cleaning sheet over there.
I don't like it anymore!
Everyone, let's liven up the mood a little more!
This project is going to collapse!
It's only a simulation!
It's fun to sing like this, isn't it?
Well, let's get started.
"Tonouka-san vs. Yazawasu-san"
What kind of reaction will it be?
Only you two will know what it will be.
Well, then, you two.
Who will go first?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Okay, Ena-san will go first.
Ena-san, please say the first word.
Love.
Love!
Love.
You two are good at this.
Well, then, Tonouka-san.
Fire.
Momo. Lolo.
Me.
Me!
Yes, it's safe.
Mimitchi, this is a match!
Yada-san.
Mimi.
Mimi...
Miii...
This is a battle of the century.
Yes.
Yes, Tonoka-san.
Ha.
Ha!
Yes, it's safe.
Tonoka-san. the tree. the tree!
And, um, Yazawa-san.
Oh! Ah, but it's not a bell.
It's not a bell, it's a star.
What?
It's not a star.
It's not like a pub is a hospital or something like that.
Tomoka-san.
Konchi-san vs. the world's...
Alright, Kojima-san, you go first.
Alright, here we go, Kojima-san.
You're shooting from a little far away, aren't you?
And so, is it my victory?
Yes!
Masuno-san wins!
And so, everyone...
Takechi-san, let's go over there.
And so, we played "Love is like a human bird".
It was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
It was amazing.
As expected of a special edition game.
It's only possible because it's a special edition.
That's right.
30 minutes isn't enough, isn't it?
It's not enough, isn't it?
It's not enough.
It's a long time.
It's probably the first time you've had fun playing for a long time.
How was it? Playing with everyone.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
It's not buried!
But, really...
The idling was a little tough, wasn't it?
Yes, it might be.
Because it's not buried!
That's right.
If you study it, you'll like it.
Yes.
Everyone, the staff is getting angry.
That's all for "Love is like a human bird"!
You can't help but get passionate about it!
What's so special about it?
Who wants to go first?
Me!
What should we do?
Don't say "don't shoot" during the broadcast!
Thank you very much!
What's special about it that you can't help but be absorbed in it?
[What's special about it that you can't help but be absorbed in it?]
When you eat something, there's a lot of weird sounds, you know?
The other day, I drank water from a bottle and it made a "kabakka" sound.
I always eat quietly.
But this is what you say when you eat.
Why do you expose me?
I'm sorry I made you cry.
Let's look at the special features that make you want to do it.
Special features of a woman who can't clean up.
I mean, I'm trying to clean up, but isn't everyone dirty?
That means, that means! This is how it is!
Alright! November 12th, 08.05.2007 will finally be over! Don't miss out!
Alright, that was fun doing that "alien" thing today! Bye!!
Next up is Endo-san!
Yes! Idling...
Sango!
Endo, you're up!
Thank you for that comment from Hiroyuki-san of Hane-en.
Let's go!
"Gani Gani Special!"
"Body Build Special!"
Oh, you've seen it!
Ah, I see! Endo-san, you've been training quite a bit, right?
That's right.
Even though I've been training before,
Ono-ka-chan and I happened to have a chance to go to a game center,
and we played a game of shooting guns.
And the next day, my right arm became muscular...
With guns?!
With guns!
I thought this was a bit... you know, for me to survive.
You know, when you're in danger, you need weapons, right?
We don't use them!
I thought I'd train for that kind of situation.
That's right.
So, in order for me to have that kind of body,
I thought about what I should do every day.
So you want to do body building?
I want to do it.
You want to train your body?
I want to apply oil to my body.
You're an oil expert, aren't you?
That's right.
I want to see it shine.
You want to see it, don't you?
I want you to wait in front of the microphone, and actually train in secret.
You want to do it here for once, don't you?
I want to do it.
It's a black and shiny microphone.
I don't like it!
I think it's a microphone quiz.
Ah, that's good!
Quiz. Body building quiz.
Ah, that's good!
That's good, isn't it?
What is the name of this muscle here?
It's weak, isn't it?
That's good, isn't it?
We'll give you the microphone.
Yes! Thank you very much!
Koizumi-san!
Yes! Idling No. 2, I'm Koizumi Rumi!
I got my fan name from Rumikawa-san! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
A special feature that makes you fall in love with it?
A special feature that makes you fall in love with it...
Takada Junji!
Would you like to call yourself "Takada Junji-san"?
Yes, I always end up falling in love with Takada Junji-san's special features.
Oh, you've taken up a new field.
Yes! I've always liked my own things...
But recently, I've gotten bored of it...
What!?
What's wrong with you!?
Hey! I'm not even meeting you, and you're saying you're bored of me!?
But recently, I've been really into Takada Junji-san.
His appropriate level of... His appropriate tone is really interesting.
He's a head-to-toe match.
He's a head-to-toe match, so I really respect him.
I want to be like him, too...
I wonder if there's a part of me that resembles him...
What part of you resembles him?
Hmm... His way of saying things...
His way of saying things in a sloppy manner...
I wonder if there's a part of me that resembles him...
I can empathize with Takada Junji-san when I look at him.
Wow...
That's why I want to look at him.
You want to look at someone like that, don't you, Koizumi-san?
I see, you were on that side of Koizumi-san.
Yes.
You might get used to it.
Right?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Yes!
Koizumi-san, here's a sticker for you.
Thank you!
Yadoh-san!
Yes! I'm idling No. 7 Yadoh Arika!
I got my fan name from Gachinko Daisuke-san! Thank you!
Let's meet him!
"What kind of special is it that you can't help but get absorbed in?"
It's the world's stinkiest thing special...
But speaking of idling's stinkiest thing...
Isn't it Miraccio Fonchi?
That kind of thing...
Why?!
Because I don't stink!
Yadoh-san, you had an idling's stinkiest smell, right?
I put it in my mouth!
You put it in your mouth?
But...
I found the stinkiest thing!
What is it?
Masuno-san's solo play in the opening scene was stinky!
- Not because of the smell... - Not because of the smell, but because of the smell.
- What did you say today? - Huh? Today? What did I say today? I don't remember.
- The stars... - My favorite... hobby is counting the stars.
- That's your face after that, right? - Of course!
- That's your face after that, even though no one was there. - I did, I did, I did.
- You said something about that play. - I thought it was stinky.
- Um... Can I... Can I say it? - Yes.
- Can I say it? - Yes, you can!
- There's a disadvantage to this, right? I said my song by force, right? - Yes.
- Before we started, you asked me, "Masuno-san, is there anything stinky about it?" - Yes.
- If it was normal... I'm sorry! If it was normal, I would have accepted it, but... - Yes.
- I said it by force, right? - Yes.
- I said it on purpose. - Yes.
- There's a disadvantage to this, right? - Yes.
- I thought, "Wow, this is tough!" and laughed. I don't have any particular... "Oh, there was something stinky about it."
- "There isn't, right? What should I do?" I thought about what I should do and said it.
- "It's Masuno-san." I said my line earlier and thought, "Wow, this is too much! This is tough!"
- The other side, the other side. - I'm sorry.
- That was close, that was close. You almost became a victim. - No, it wasn't.
- I'll give you nine coins. - Thank you!
- Stand up, stand up, it's not like that. - Yes.
I'm Yoko Yamaguchika, a former idol singer.
Thank you for the fan name "chip".
What kind of special is it that makes you want to be absorbed in it?
It's a special for people of the same generation who are working hard.
- Eto-chan is working hard in front of you. - Yes.
Please think that the people in this tatami room are really working hard.
I think you're working hard, but just before that you didn't work hard at all.
Anyway, you didn't work hard today.
I thought you'd step on it more.
You're all using one or two letters.
I want you all to work harder.
My knees hurt.
Your knees hurt?
Can we go back now?
Can we go back?
Yes, you can go back now.
What's wrong?
My legs hurt.
I think it's numb.
I want to go to the bathroom.
We are told that our legs look like they want to go to the bathroom.
What are we supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do with a kid like you?
Isn't it good? Pick up anything you want.
I don't need you.
Pick up anything you want.
Why do I always have this role?
Because you are a senior.
Because you are a senior, you can't help it.
I've been doing this a lot lately.
Being ignored.
Now, then.
Let's have Takiguchi-san.
Yes. My idol name is Takiguchi Mira.
I got it from a fan named Sperry Schillerz-san.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it.
What kind of special will make you fall in love with it?
Genius chimpanzee special.
You don't have a rival.
I don't know. I'm a gorilla character.
I'm a chimpanzee.
That's enough.
You've already admitted it.
No.
It's different from chimpanzees.
I realized that there are chimpanzees in idol groups, too.
Not gorillas, but chimpanzees?
Yes, Bubbles-kun.
Bubbles-kun?
Aren't you a real chimpanzee?
Bubbles-kun with glasses on is next to me.
Are you fighting?
Eto-chan! Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
That's fighting.
Are you fighting? Are you fighting? Are you fighting?
I don't want you to say it.
She said it from a high position.
Are you okay with it, Takiguchi-san?
Eto-chan, are you Bubbles-kun?
She said it, Eto-chan.
What are you saying?
Takiguchi-san, you've been acting strangely lately.
What's strange?
Everything.
Everything?
Where did you say it?
Tell me an example!
When we were rehearsing, an important person was talking to me.
An important person?
Yes.
She said, "Eto-chan, please don't say you love me."
I was like, "What is she saying?"
But Eto-chan is strange.
What did you say?
Yesterday, Eto-chan and I...
What did you say?!
Eto-chan and I...
You didn't see it, but...
What did you say?!
Itto-chan! Itto-chan suddenly grabbed Sanae's chest and...
WHAT?!
Um...
DON'T TALK WHILE WALKING!
It's not "money is protection" but "money is..."
Oh, "money" is called "zeni" and high school girls complain about it.
So I told Eto-chan, "Eto-chan, if you say that, your glasses will be rubbed off..."
"rubbed off"?
"rubbed off and destroyed" is what I said.
And then, I don't know if it's a reproduction of it, but it grabbed my chest.
Not me, but it grabbed your chest.
It grabbed my chest.
You've been a little violent lately, haven't you?
So, if I were told that, I wouldn't talk back like this.
Today, I went to an idol school, didn't I?
Yes.
I went in and said, "Well, for now..."
I said, "Good morning, human."
Before I went in, Eto-chan was sitting in the middle of it.
And the fans wrote it like this.
"Ah, Masa-san, good morning."
I didn't even look at them!
"Ah, Masa-san, good morning."
I really didn't even look at them!
You did, didn't you, Eto-chan?!
I did, I did!
You did, didn't you?!
When I was writing my autograph, the table wasn't open, so I had to do it like this.
I couldn't do it, so I did it like this.
Did you even look at me properly?!
I didn't look at you! I didn't look at you!
That's... that's...
I didn't look at you at all!
That's not true...
I looked at you straight in the eye!
That's not true...
Hey, what are you doing?!
Even though you're talking so much! Even though you're talking so much!
I'm sorry, Director. I'm on my puberty.
What do you think you're doing?!
I hope you'll come to Kangan again.
Something terrible is about to happen, isn't it?
Thank you for joining us.
Let's do it. What kind of special is it that you can't help but be absorbed in?
What kind of special is it that you can't help but be absorbed in?
Under-15 idol special.
Yes, well...
Ah, Eto-chan will join in for now, right?
That's right. Everyone in the idol world...
Because you're a loser, you can't join in, right?
That's right, I'm a loser, so I can't join in, right?
I'm the only one who can join in here.
That's why...
Under-15 and under...
There are more people out there, so my...
Then let's not do it together.
Eto-chan!
You just want to be alone, right?
Today...
Boring!
She said it's boring!
She denied it!
It's been bad lately, so it's becoming bad for you.
She said it's fine if you just quit.
That's not what I said.
She said it's not what she said!
That's not what she said!
She said it's not what she said!
The enemies are outside so...
I should do my best.
That means you don't have anyone you want, right?
It's not like that!
- So you don't have an enemy. - Right, you don't have an enemy.
You want to face the younger generation, right?
That's right!
- Do you want to say that you don't like idols? - That's right! That's right, Eto-chan!
- That's why I don't have any such intention! - Then what intention do you have, you idiot?!
- Look at her, she's laughing like crazy!
They're crushing each other like crazy!
A round of applause for them, please!
Now, let's take a look at all of them. Please introduce them.