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And of course, "Hydraulic Diary" airs today at 2:50 am.
Let me introduce "hydraulic"!
The first thing I thought when I saw it was...
My mind and body were blown away at the same time.
I'm Maria Toyotomi, and I'm an idol singer.
When I saw the last episode, I was so nervous that I couldn't stop shaking.
I'm Takiguchi Mira, and I'm an idol singer and a junior medalist.
My first impression of the last episode was...
First place feels good!
After watching the last episode, I thought it would be better not to eat too much sweets.
I'm Rika Okano, an idol trainee.
My first impression of the last episode was...
I wanted to eat more sweets.
I see.
With that said, let's get excited for today!
Fuji TV On Demand is also delivering it!
Fuji TV On Demand allows you to view it easily from your computer,
and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast.
On Demand allows you to see our weird faces as many times as you like,
so please enjoy IDOLiNG even more!
So, I was going to start the segment,
but today as well, Miyata-san went to the toilet during the commercial.
It's similar to what you've been doing lately, right?
My stomach got bigger and my head got bigger too!
As you were leaving, you hit your head there, right?
I don't know if it's you or not, but among the members,
there's one who looks like she's eating meat, and that's you, right?
Yes, I'm an idol, but...
You're an idol, right?
So, let's get started!
In order for IDOLiNG to become one person's idol,
you have to study about society first and foremost,
and this time, a professional on that path has stood up for IDOLiNG!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's the second segment!
First of all, please look at this VTR!
Year 2007.
There are still many mysteries in this world.
To solve those mysteries,
a professional has stood up for this time to become a detective.
Detective Yazawa's Socialist Investigation.
I'm sorry!
"Catch the Black Shadow."
Detective Yazawa headed to Tsurumi-ku, Yokohama.
In this mission,
he'll investigate the production process of a black object that moves at ultra-high speed,
and in addition, he'll obtain that black object.
This is the most difficult mission.
For that reason, he'll disguise himself as a civilian and use his own mobile suit.
He can't ride it with an engine yet.
In front of the black object being made, trouble occurs due to a new type of AD's transmission error.
Excuse me, but which one of you has a V4 car?
Um...
I have a meeting with Kouho's Tamura-san.
- Tamura-san, right? - Yes.
Sometimes, we need to break the ice.
The adult's situation is solved.
At last, Major Yazawa's investigation begins.
That's a cutting machine made by Neumann.
They're chiseling a groove in a lacquer plate.
The amp is PA-SSX-250.
The monitor speaker is ATC-SCM-150.
I hope it's not counterfeit.
However...
To chisel a groove in a lacquer plate...
...some kind of source seems to be needed.
That's it!
"Hydring"?
That's a strange name.
In the middle of a crowd of 1,000 people...
...the investigator suddenly thought of this.
A huge object moving at super high speed...
There used to be three people like my subordinates back in the day.
It's something only those who know can understand.
This is a ball bearing device.
I see. Since only one lacquer plate can be made,
it is said that it is processed and mass-produced here.
Based on the lacquer plate, master plate, master plate to mother plate,
and further, mother plate to stamper plate are made.
Lacquer, master, mother, stamper and four kinds.
Hey, black guy.
How do you think Gaia Forte surpassed Mass?
When the investigation was about to end,
the investigator made an important decision that he was most concerned about.
It's finally clear who the black guy is.
I think I'll get a commercial here, too.
For more details, watch the commercial.
Damn it!
The investigator, who has finished all his work, is the last one to investigate.
I see...
The black guy's true identity was a round vinyl.
He used an alpha automatic press machine and pressed with a pressure of 100 tons.
That time required was actually 30 minutes.
That guy...
He's gotten good at it.
This is a high-speed, black object.
I can see it.
I can see it, too!
With that, our investigation has come to an end.
However, in addition to the black object we investigated this time...
we found another custom-type object like this one.
Everyone, please give this custom-type object, which has the same specs as the black one, a name.
Glory of victory...
It's my first time meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
You're kind of polite, aren't you?
Did you read the details of the last performance?
Yes, I saw it.
Oh, I see.
Maybe my thinking time was a little too long.
But I'm sure you had some regrets.
What's with your awkward movements?
I don't want to admit it.
When you try to speak in a low voice like that, it sounds like you're speaking in a double voice.
However, it may be a problem for you in the future.
Yes.
That's right.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
And...
Don't bully Arika Yazawa too much.
She's not like Rick Dom.
I think she's doing her best.
Oh, you're a fan of Arika Yazawa, aren't you?
You're...
You know...
I don't know what you're talking about.
I have my bag in the same spot as Arika Yazawa's.
But it's the same, right?
I don't think it's the same.
I'm not ready for that.
I can't get into that.
So, we're going to ask Yazawa to think about this problem.
This is a colorful...
This was used in record labels at the time.
Record label?
What was the name of it?
Yes, let's go, advanced unit, start!
What, a name?
We already know that.
By the way, this time Major Yazawa went to investigate.
There was this black unit, right?
Yes.
That black unit is the only one in Asia that can only be made here.
Ah, I see!
That's how it is.
Furthermore, this red custom type one is completely out of print now.
Ehhh!
Even so, can you use it properly?
Can't you use it?
I can use it.
Can you use it?
Yes, I can use it.
Ehhh!
Even so...
Detective, what do you think of this?
What is that?
You look a little happy.
It's red, and the color...
You look happy. I'm glad.
Thank you.
It's important for human beings to be able to do detective work.
So, have you written it down?
Yes. Are you ready, everyone?
You've written it down, haven't you?
Yes, it's finished!
Then, please show it to us all at once! Here you go!
Yes!
Ehhh... Then, first...
Ehhh...
There's a lot of them, isn't there?
Then, let's start with Maiple.
Endo-san!
Yes!
"Red Spangler"! It's cool, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a name that is associated with appearance.
"Spangler" is a word that actually exists, isn't it?
"Spangler"!
Is it something you throw?
Yes, and it comes back.
I see.
"Red Spangler" is a word that comes back in a boomerang-like nuance.
What do you think of it?
What do you think of it, Major?
Major! Major!
Ah, it's too... It's too...
Well, it's a corny answer, so...
"Zaragoto"!
It's "Zaragoto", apparently.
"Zaragoto"!
"Zaragoto" is a word that comes back in a boomerang-like nuance.
Ehhh... And... Ehhh...
Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
"Record"!
Kato-san, you too, "Film Record Edition"!
"Record"!
It's because it has the name "Record" in it...
"Record"!
But, you all don't know about it, do you?!
We know about it, don't we, Muro-san?!
We know about it.
Our generation knows it perfectly well.
There really are magazines with tags like "Documentary"...
Why does it say "Record" on it?!
Yes, it's a tag.
You don't need it?!
You do, you do!
The one you carry around?!
The one you "carry around"?!
No, no, no!
"Checking pen"!
"Checking pen"?!
No, no! It's not that kind of scene!
Ah, "blue pen"!
It's not one you put in your book!
I see...
It's "checking pen", not "checking pen"!
It's not one for checking pens!
And...
Yes?
Yes, Ms. Taiyuki?
Yes!
It's not common, but...
In terms of physical appearance...
Red and green glasses.
Red and green!
But there's only red, right?
And round.
And you too, Fonchi-san, custom sunglasses.
You know, like the one you're wearing...
You cut it off and put it back on.
You cut it off and put it back on?
What do you think, Major?
I don't like it.
I don't think you like it.
And you, Koizumi-san, custom scooper.
It's totally a bike, right?
You know, you know, you know...
Sayanei wrote on her blog that you're a custom scooter.
I think you're a custom scooter.
Because you're a magazine, I think you're a custom scooter.
I think you can go behind a few pages with that.
What do you think, Major?
Thank you so much for raising such a pretty girl.
Ah, she's a pretty girl.
She's a pretty girl.
And Eto-chan also got a CD.
Yes, that's what happened.
Now, let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
"The Glory of Victory is Yours."
The correct answer is...
"That sheet."
"The manufacturing cost of that sheet is very low,"
"and in those days, it was used as a magazine record or a promotional record."
Did you understand?
Even so, you don't know it, right?
When we were little, we always...
Everyone here knows it, right?
We always said "moo~"
What is it?
It's a record.
There's a song in it, right?
There is.
If you put it on a record player like this, you can listen to it.
You saw it for the first time, right?
For the first time!
Kato-san, do you know it? Are you lying?
Well...
How many are there?
You have a few, don't you?
How many are there? I've never even used a record before.
Eh, is that so?
It's a CD.
You grew up reading Shonen Gahou, didn't you?
What is it?
I can't read it if you make me read it like that!
Unfortunately, there weren't any correct answers.
There weren't any.
If there were an answer, it would be a regular, three-fold easier-to-write, Yazawa Shosa-specific mechanical pencil.
Ah, mechanical pencil would have been nice.
Mechanical pencil.
Right, Yazawa Shosa?
If you're frustrated, curse your misfortune of birth!
Yazawa Shosa, sometimes you have a low voice, so sometimes your tongue gets stuck.
Please be careful of that.
You're noisy.
So, this time, the detective's mission was to obtain the black object.
How did it go in the first place?
Ah, I forgot.
Ah, you forgot?
Even detectives tend to forget.
There's a paper bag in front of you.
Oh, oh!
Thank you.
Cool!
Oh, what's this?
Yazawa Shosa... with idling!
With idling?!
That's nice! Can you actually put it on?
By the way, you can see my autograph on the back.
Oh, that's nice!
That's precious!
Yes, this is...
This precious record will be presented to one person!
Please vote for us!
We will change the winner with our own ideas!
That's all for today! This has been Major Yazawa's "Society is Heaven"!
Anyway, we can't do anything about it.
We can't do anything about it even if we wait.
Shall we go first?
There's something fluttering over there.
Let's go over there.
First of all, today's theme is this!
Idling photo book is released.
What is it about?
Here is the number of applications.
Let's start with Honchi.
I'm Idling No. 8 Honchi.
I got my fan name from Menchi. Thank you very much.
Idling Photo Week will be released. What is it about?
When Masuno-san is taking a group photo, she looks like she's resting.
When everyone is taking a photo like this...
It doesn't make sense to me at all.
It's fine, but even if you say it like that, I'm wearing something like a bikini.
But if you're taking a photo like this, I don't think you need that photo.
Edo-chan just said, "Don't say that!"
I know how you feel.
When I was in class, I couldn't take a group photo, so I'm taking a photo like this.
Everyone laughed at me, so I'm not going to say that.
I know how you feel.
You shouldn't say things like that.
You stand out more.
Edo-chan, you think you stand out more?
No!
Is this your strategy again?
No!
I knew you'd come here.
I knew you'd choose me.
Yesterday, I said the wrong words.
She said the wrong words.
We'll give you the main prize.
Now, Koizumi-san!
Yes! I got this from my fan, Calamity-san! Thank you very much!
What is the content of the photo that will be released?
All pages closed!
You don't know anything about it!
People say they like closed pages.
If you were to do this, what kind of closed page would you like to see?
Not someone else in the group?
No!
"IDLING MACHINE" is coming out, right?
What would you like to see in "IDLING MACHINE"?
I'd like to see the train timetable and other useful stuff.
What would you like to see in "IDLING MACHINE"?
I'd like to see everyone's smiles.
What would you like to see in "IDLING MACHINE"?
I'd like to see all nine of you without makeup.
I'd like to see all nine of you doing "IDLING MACHINE".
I don't think you can open "IDLING MACHINE" when you open this bag.
"IDLING MACHINE" is just right.
I was passing by and I got handed over by a cool guy.
He was wearing red.
What was in it?
I don't know.
You don't know?
He gave it to me.
He gave it to you?
He gave it to me.
After the detailed planning, you will definitely end up naked like Neogi.
Why?
There is such a law.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Is your stomach okay?
I'm okay.
But it hurts.
I'm sorry.
Let's continue.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
All pages are closed.
Yes.
I will buy it!
What are you doing?
Girls don't know the image of "the bag thief", but guys know it.
That's why there are swimsuits and sexy photos.
I don't know what you think of my swimsuit.
Well, you know...
I will start from you.
I want to see your swimsuits.
It's gross. I want to see your swimsuits.
If you say like that, girls will say "eh?"
It's gross, isn't it?
Eto... Eto... Eto's swimsuit...
The idol group song is Endo and Mai.
Thank you for joining us in 3rd year M10001.
The idol group photo album "Sono Ki ni Naru" is about...
Everyone's eyes are closed.
Take it back!
Everyone's eyes are closed!
From Ichigo to Sayonara and Rumi-chan, everyone's eyes are closed.
But for some reason, only Takiguchi-san's eyes are wide open.
That's your usual smiley eye right?
But...
You're taking a picture with this, aren't you?
Look at this.
You're opening your eyes wider!
You're taking a picture with this!
You shouldn't do that!
I want to show my eyes as wide as 1mm.
You're cute like that, Miracho.
I'm happy.
I'm embarrassed.
You're seriously embarrassed, aren't you?!
Takiguchi-san, please come up to the stage.
And then, Kato-san.
I'm Kato Sayaka, member of IDOLiNGZ.
Thank you for having me as your biggest fan.
Let's go.
IDOLiNGZ photo book is on sale. What is it about?
IDOLiNGz photo book is on sale.
How about Konchi?
Konchi...about 5.
About 5?
4.5.
4.5? Oh, it's about half.
And Yoko Yoko?
Rurika-chan...
Rurika-chan, can you write an obi-comment?
From 11pm to 10.7pm, you can watch Remio Romen Documentary 2007.
Please watch it!
Lastly, Takiguchi-san, please say something with a cute face.
3, 2, 1, yes!
Please watch it next time too!
Goodbye!
Next! Next! Next!
It means "next" so...
We gave you the stickers.
We didn't, right?
Then Kato-san, we'll give you the stickers.
Thank you!
And now, the most energetic one, Eto-chan!
Not really.
I'm Maria Aita, an idol human.
Thank you for joining us as our fan name, Kenri.
We've collected some idol photos and we'd like to know...
It's usually Shashamaru-san.
Koizumi-san, you took a really shocking photo.
If it's just a cute photo, it doesn't look like an idol.
We want a natural expression.
If it's Shashamaru-san, he'll take off-shot photos too.
If we do that, we might be able to make an idol-like photo.
Like Shashamaru-san's back of the legs.
Why?
I don't like that.
Oh, you don't like it?
Eto-chan, is it okay for you to be taken off-shot?
We'll do that for you.
Oh, you like it now?
It might sell well.
Fans are a must-have.
I don't think most people will accept it.
No, we'll do it.
You'll do it?
Yes, because...
There's nothing I can't do.
It's okay if it's just a photo.
Eto-chan, you don't have to take that photo.
I want you to say, "Shashamaru vs. Eto."
No, I'm not someone who can take such professional photos.
You don't have to force yourself to be modest.
I didn't mean it like that.
Eto-chan, we'll do it for you.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
Yes.
Idling Rescue, I'm Yokoyama Rurika.
This is from fan-name "chatteler-san". Thank you!
Let's see.
Idling Photo Book is on sale. What is it about?
It's about taking photos for under-17s.
I see.
Which one is it?
Why are you calling me "mackerel" all of a sudden?
What's wrong with you?
Why are you calling me "mackerel" all of a sudden?
I'm not calling you "mackerel" all of a sudden.
Your eyes are calling me "mackerel" too.
I'll give you "sakiguchi" as a gift.
"idol ring" photo album will be released. What is it about?
Staffs are in the main photo.
That's right.
If you don't do that, it won't sell.
That's weird.
Sometimes it's better to call the staff for events.
Sometimes it is like that.
Instead of having the staff as the main, why don't you make a photo book of the staff?
So that a little bit of idling can be seen at the back.
Like Kato-san's bikini.
Or Yokotaka-san's dad-like shirt.
That's good, isn't it?
It's not good, but...
It will be shown together.
But I don't know if the staff is the main.
I think we are seen through.
It's like you are seen through.
And when you actually make it into a book, you will be cut off.
It will be shown.
And when it is shown, you will put a mark and ask Tsumodan Jiro-sensei to say something.
"This is xxxx's example."
It's like an idol's heart.
"This is xxxx's example."
It will be shown together.
The fan name "Kansai people" gave it to us. Thank you very much!
The idol photo album will be released. What is it about?
A different person.
Even if it's idol, it's attractive enough.
But it's not for ordinary girls.
You're going to get in trouble!
You're going to decide something.
It's not for extras.
That's a little cruel.
Eto-chan and Takiguchi-san are a little similar.
You've been chosen, haven't you, Takiguchi-san?
Yes.
And? And what? And what?
And I thought it wouldn't change even if we gathered nine people and took pictures of them.
That means...
It doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't change even for idols.
That's right.
What are you talking about?
She's been told that a lot.
You know, Yazao-san, you said that idols aren't...
That's right.
They're not girls, but they're not cute.
That's right. It's exactly like that.
That's exactly like that!
I see. So it was connected.
You weren't chosen.
You were just chosen by chance.
Kojimi-san, you're such a coward.
Don't do it with Mina-chan.
Kojimi-san, we'll give you a sticker!
Ah! It's the same price again. Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm Idling No. 7 Yazawa Rika! I got my fan name from Wasabi-san! Thank you!
Well then, let's announce it!
The contents of the Idling Photoshoot are...
Not ugly, but not cute!
Yazawa-san, you think like that, right?
I think like that!
Rika Rika!
Eh, look! She thinks she's cute!
No, I don't think so!
Eh, Rika! Rika! Rika!
Come here, face the camera.
Edo-san, what are you doing?
Eh, do you think you're cute, Edo-san?
More, more, more!
No way!
Help me!
Don't you think I'm a confident woman?
Edo-san, do you think you're cute, Idols?
No, I don't think so.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
But Idols are cute, right?
Why are you so embarrassed?
Really, in my future high school exams,
I won't meet such a weak woman like you, Edo-chan!
You're not qualified for being an idol.
Who are you!?
And today...
Yaza! Yaza!
Yaza-san's...
You're making too many mistakes!