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It's started. I'm Idling MC's Bakarizumasu's Hitomo. Nice to meet you.
I'm Fuji TV announcer's Morimoto Kaita. Nice to meet you.
Yes, I'm sorry. This time, I was going to give you an important announcement, but...
Actually, the main character of the show, Idling, hasn't come yet.
The live broadcast has already started, though.
This is already a complete delay.
There are only two of me in the studio.
Yes.
Morimoto-san, is there anything like this at home?
No. If there is, it will be beneficial.
You say it well. I see.
Today, we and the viewers had a very important announcement, but...
Unfortunately, we can't tell you about it.
Masa-san, didn't this happen about a year ago?
Did it happen?
Huh? Dejavu? Dejavu? Dejavu?
Ah, Idling is in the dressing room now.
That's right.
She's still in the dressing room?
Yes, in the dressing room.
And then, by chance, the camera-san stopped her.
By chance.
After all, didn't this happen about a year ago?
Did it happen?
After all, Dejavu? Is it Dejavu? Is it Dejavu?
Anyway, let's take a look at the live broadcast.
Here it is.
Look.
What is it?
It's delicious!
Look.
What is it?
She's eating a lot.
It's really delicious.
She's eating a lot.
She's still on the table.
These girls are the image characters of the winter event of Fuji TV, "Hot Fantasy" and "Odaiban".
Unfortunately, it can't be helped.
What is it?
Yes.
How do you feel about these Idlings' situation?
Yes.
It's pathetic.
We came all the way from Aichi Prefecture to see them.
It's a bit unfortunate.
Mr. Masuno?
Yes.
Is he one of the staff?
He's one of the staff.
Oh, he's one of the staff.
I see.
It's unfortunate for the staff as well.
Well, let's leave it at that for now.
Let's get right to it.
Yes.
Please connect.
Hey!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Listen! Listen!
You don't have to look for the camera! Listen to me!
What is this?!
Listen to me!
Can I say something?
I'll say it!
Today...
We were supposed to do an important announcement first!
But...
Since you're all late...
We've decided...
To do...
"Shoes Smell Like Silver" right now!
We're about to do it, so please hurry up and come!
Then hurry up and come! We're about to start!
There are already a few people who are already flying.
There are people who don't care about clothes.
That's fast!
Take a seat.
What is this?
Well...
It's hard to watch TV during rehearsal.
It's hard.
As expected.
It's about time.
Everyone, what's going on? How far has he come?
Has he come six times?
Why isn't everyone coming?
What's going on?
Sit down!
But I like hockey!
WHY?!
But I like hockey!
And there's someone who said something at the end.
Um, in the middle of it, Mr. Yokotaka was falling down.
He was falling down?
Yes, Mr. Yokotaka was in a bit of a dilemma of whether or not to save him.
There was only this for a little while, but what everyone was talking about completely flowed out of it.
Mr. Yokotaka, you're about to collapse.
Let's forcefully interpret their quick reactions as proof of their growth.
Now that we're all here, I'd like you to do me a favor.
This program is brought to you by Goffy and Nara, who are growing up as idol singers.
"Chiyo's Idol Club" airs this week from 2:50 am tomorrow.
Have you all calmed down?
Not at all.
It's about time we shut our shoes.
Ren, smash my pocket!
You can't put it on, okay? Even if you smash it yourself, you can't destroy it, okay?
It's not a burden! It's not a burden!
Right? Really.
Amazing.
You handled it so roughly.
Why? Why?
Because you cherished it, right?
You said you'd get it back many, many times.
It's perfect.
It's perfect, right?
Okay, well...
It's been quite some time now, but...
Do you know what you're looking at right now?
I don't know.
Just now...
I don't want it anymore!
You know, right?
You only won the championship one year ago.
You know, right?
I know!
You know, right?
I know!
You can't speak at once!
It's amazing! It was exactly the same when we started a year ago!
But today is different!
After we entered the waiting room, we all searched for the camera for a moment!
That's right!
But you still got caught!
That's right!
It took us a while!
We didn't know!
Today is the 250th episode!
It's a commemoration!
It's a commemoration day!
It's the first episode!
It's not the first episode!
Now that you're all ready, let's watch it!
I don't want to!
I said I don't want to!
Yes, this is it.
I still had something to say here.
I had an explanation.
I was supposed to say something about the smell of shoes, but I ran ahead and said it.
And we ran ahead and said it.
They were desperately trying to go back.
There was no point in going back.
At this point, no one was here anymore.
Oh, these three people, the last three people left.
At first, we were going to give you important news, too.
Hurry up! The smell of shoes is fixed by kagging!
Why!
I wanted it to move like this, but it doesn't move like that.
I'm sick of it!
I don't know what's going on in my head.
Everytime I listen to this song, everyone's butts are sticking out.
It's Mori-san-like.
It's hotter than it was a year ago.
No one is running anymore.
Everyone is dead.
Is this a live auction?
I see why you're late. You walked all the way here.
Mori-san fell down.
She may be cured.
What is this reaction?
What are you doing?
You should be helping her.
- That's right. - Yes.
- I see. - That's right.
- That's right. - Now, it's been quite some time.
How is it? You did the same thing a year ago.
- It's your second prank, though. - It's my second time, so...
At first, it was a reunion, but...
- It's not like that! - It's not like that!
It was like that when you were entering, but it was like...
"Yay!"
It's not like that.
Yokoyama-san, how was it? Was it annoying at first?
No, Mori-san was like "Wait, wait."
I told everyone to go back, but they didn't come back.
Do you want to give up a little?
Kako-san, you're talking a lot.
I'm so tired.
I'm walking so slowly that I'm annoyed by what's being shown in the video.
I don't want it to be shown!
As soon as my face came out, I was able to figure it out!
I had to go!
I had to go to the Asian!
I see, you've improved.
Time is of the essence.
There's something you really have to do, so let's do it now!
An important announcement!
Let's get started!
An important announcement!
Let's start with this!
Here it is!
See you again!
Today is November 10th!
And now, the main event!
Yes!
This time...
Before, we had this second single.
Yes!
How many songs did we have?
Four songs!
That's right!
Among them, Hot Fantasy Odaiba's image song "Snow Celebration" is the only one we have announced, right?
Yes!
Today, we would like to announce the title of the second single as well as "Snow Celebration"!
Yes!
The title of the second single is...
This one!
"The Universe Itself"
Yes!
Why did we announce it here today?
Yes!
Please look at this!
Yes! "Souls Celebration and Coincidence" November 30th!
The original song "Souls Celebration and Coincidence" will start streaming on Fujii Melody and Fujii Television Music from November 28th!
Everyone, please listen to it!
And now for the surprising news!
Here it is!
It's still undeclared, right?
By the way, we have some amazing news!
It's a hot fantasy, big hit, famous song "Souls Celebration and Coincidence"
We'll be performing it for the first time at a school festival on November 24th!
Due to modifications, we'll only be performing it at Musashi Industry University on November 24th!
However, please come and see us at Keio Arts and Crafts University School Festival!
That was an important announcement, but we're very sorry for being late!
What do you think, To-chan? Do you regret it?
Yes! I'll never be caught like this again, so I'll do my best!
She's regretting it!
In addition to on-demand broadcasts, we also deliver on-demand broadcasts of Fuji TV's broadband distribution Fuji TV on Demand!
Fuji TV on Demand allows you to easily view it from your computer,
and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over, which is only available on-demand!
On-demand, you can see our funny faces as many times as you like!
Please enjoy "idling" more!
First of all, let me explain the theme of the song.
Here is the theme.
These are the conditions of a celebrity.
Here is the number of audiences.
1,656!
Let's do it!
These are the conditions of an entertainer.
Publish it in advance!
Oh, I see. There are quite a lot of entertainers who publish it.
I think it's about time for me to publish it, too, since everyone is releasing it more and more when it becomes popular to some extent.
Ms. Kato, is there anything you can't publish?
No, it's okay. I can't get caught in the broadcast action.
How far are you going to draw it?
Well, I've already reflected on everything.
You haven't said anything yet.
What's the peak? What's the most exciting part?
Right now.
Right now?
Right now.
This is the longest cut.
That's right.
I see.
Ms. Kojima, you don't seem to care at all.
I told you not to say that!
I published it because it's a condition of an entertainer, but I thought aura was the best.
Huh?
Today, before entering this waiting room,
you know, um...
Who was it?
I forgot.
Ms. Miwa...
Ms. Miwa passed in front of our waiting room.
Ms. Miwa Akihiro.
Oh!
I felt an aura even when the door was closed.
Oh!
The light came out of the door like this.
And when I looked up, Ms. Miwa was there, and behind her was Ms. Miracchio, and it seemed like she couldn't get past it.
That's normal.
Wow, that's amazing.
I know, I know.
That's right.
But I think aura is the most important thing.
That's right.
That's what I thought.
I see.
Ms. Katozawa, congratulations.
Thank you!
These are the conditions of an entertainer.
At work and in private life, people are different.
How about you, Ms. Kojima?
I'm different.
No, you're not.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Please say it, Haruka.
I'm a pretty cheerful person.
I'm a cheerful person, but...
You're free, right?
But I'm not free in private life.
What do you mean you're not free?
I'm free in private life.
I'm doing things properly.
Isn't it quieter in private life?
Is it quieter in private life?
It's even quieter in private life.
I'm a cheerful person at work and in private life I'm a dark person.
So you're doing things like that in private life.
No, that's not it.
I see. We'd like to see it.
Ms. Kitayama, congratulations!
Thank you!
Yes, before we end with IDOLiNG No. 3, we have a fan name from Ryoiki-san. Thank you!
This is the condition of an entertainer!
Even if you are between No. 2 and No. 4, you have to have a calm heart!
She's looking at you with boredom.
She's a funny girl, isn't she?
I've noticed something about Eto-chan.
Before entering a commercial and opening it, she talks about her mother.
"Eto-chan, Eto-chan!"
I say "Eh?" and think about it.
Eto-chan looks at me and says "Please, partner!"
I say "Please, partner!"
It's a trap!
Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
It's not like that!
Why? Why?
Before, even if I stand up and say "Ah!", she wouldn't listen.
She listens! She listens!
When I think about it, I feel like Michael is out of breath.
Hi, I'm Eto Moriya, and my fan name is "Mariana". Thank you for joining us today.
These are the conditions for being an entertainer.
I won't say I can't do it.
I see. This is important.
Just like what Ms. Natsukawa said when she came here the other day,
I think there are a lot of people who want to be on TV.
But among those people, we were chosen... well, we were chosen, weren't we?
We were chosen, weren't we?
Well, if you say it like that, it doesn't mean you're wrong.
It's like, for example, you made it to the preliminaries or something like that.
I was chosen!
Saying "I don't want to do it" is irresponsible and it's rude for people who want to go out.
For example, you say "I'm fine" to someone who is sick.
I'll give you 9 points for that!
Well then, next, Ms. Takiguchi.
Hi, I'm idol singer Mira Takiguchi.
I received this from my fan named Battila-san. Thank you.
Let's go. This is the standard of an entertainer.
The nose water is like diamonds.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The nose water itself isn't enough for you.
Um, first of all, I would like you to know...
I didn't think today's show would be livestreamed so fast, and I wrote everything with my nose.
You want us to know first about the nose water?
Yes, first of all, I want you to know that.
I see, I see.
Well, but...
Was it hard?
It's not like you can't feel it, it's because you were in a hurry, right?
Yes, it's because I was in a hurry that it's so dirty.
Let's talk about the main subject.
Yes, and if you are a comedian, I think your nose water and shoes will smell good.
Diamonds are valuable in everything.
Oh, that's true.
That's all.
Especially...
I see, you think it's amazing.
Well, laughter is not everything.
As I always say.
She said something useful.
I'll say it again.
Thank you for your nose water.
Yes, that's right.
I see. I'll give you a bonfire.
Thank you very much.
Okay, here's the announcement.
On Fuji TV 739, from 4:35 a.m. tomorrow,
"Euro 2008 Preliminary Group A Portugal vs Finland Perfect City Broadcast".
Please look forward to who will win this competition.
Yes, everyone participated from the middle.
Lastly, let's say something to Edo-chan.
Yes.
Edo-san, please.
3, 2, 1...
No matter what happens, you can't be a tengu.
Yes, goodbye!
That's right, it's a good thing, right?
You were chosen to stand up and fight in the preliminaries, right?
I was going to say something good!
I was going to say something good like I learned it in school!
Like you learned it in school!
I was going to say something good like I learned it in school!
You ruined it!
I'm sorry I ruined it!
You ruined it!
I'm sorry, I'll listen carefully from now on!
Today...
Today... by the way...
What? What? What?
Listen! Listen!
What time was it today?
Today...
It's nine o'clock! It's nine o'clock!
In the morning...
In the morning, I had a different job for nine people...
I worked until ten in the morning...
And then I came over here...
And then I got some hot fantasy style materials...
And then...
Rehearsal!
I think it was around four o'clock...
The schedule you guys went to...
I think it was around four o'clock...
That's why it was like this today!
Listen! Listen! Listen!
It was around four o'clock!
That...
That dummy's schedule...
I delivered it to Masaki Entertainment...
So I think it was around four o'clock too!
I was there around three o'clock.
Right? At that time you were already there.
I was there at two and a half o'clock!
Then Shun-san came up and said "where are you now?"
I said "I'm on my way home now."
"It's two and a half o'clock today!"
And I dashed out of there.
Everyone was doing the same thing.
The camera didn't move at all.
Shun-san didn't come because he was preparing for today's game.
I said I'd film it on December 15th
so I got my hair curled and my eye makeup done to make my eyes look bigger and darker
but it didn't make sense at all!
It doesn't make sense! But you don't have to show it!
It really doesn't make sense!
While we were filming, you kept saying, "Shioya-san, you're not coming?"
That's what I said, but you didn't come...
I think the biggest victim this time is me and Yoko Takahashi-san.
I want to comfort you later.
Anyway, we don't know what's going on, so we'll do our best.
We'll do our best.
But it's not like you don't have anything left.
That's what I said to my mom today, "You don't have to show it!"
I haven't seen it either.
You haven't seen it, have you?
I'm sure you haven't either.
I don't know.
You talk a lot.
Your body's hot.
When did you hear it was big?
Last week!
Come to think of it, I forgot about it, but...
They said the show was canceled!
We all believed it, so we all saw it during the memo.
Since then? Since then we haven't heard from you in particular?
Not at all.
Even there, there was a big change.
What?!
We have an important announcement to make, and we have a live show!
A little while ago...
We should have contacted you.
You're terrible, Masumi.
Why me?!
It's not my fault!
I'm also a victim!
I came running!
You're terrible.
Okay, let's continue.
Tonoka-san, right?
Yes, I'm idling No. 6, Tonoka Erika.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "domo-san"!
Let's continue.
These are the conditions of an entertainer.
Spend New Year's abroad.
As expected, you have a good voice.
Like "I'm going now" and carrying a carry cart.
So I want to go abroad too.
You're wearing a hat and playing a musical instrument.
I want to go.
It's cold.
And I have a lot of souvenirs on the way back.
I really want to go.
Just think normally and say it.
I want you all to go.
"How was it?"
And you're dancing and going like this.
That's great!
I'm an amateur.
I want to do that! I want to do that!
You always have a really deep voice.
Deep.
Like an entertainer.
An entertainer.
An entertainer playing an instrument.
I don't like it.
I bought sunglasses, but I only have one lens in it.
I'm sorry I only have one lens in it.
It's because you wear your hat so low and you're not wearing makeup.
That's right!
You're showing me!
You were doing it so well.
Why would you say that?
You're showing me!
I see.
If that's the case...
It's not!
You should wear your headband.
I'll be caught.
So...
Who? Tonoka-san, right?
Yes.
Tonoka-san, please come in.
Thank you!
I heard you still have plenty of time, so I was wondering...
Oh, so you've already decided?
Yes, I've already decided.
But you haven't prepared anything, have you?
Prepared? Prepared for what?
What do you always prepare for?
Yes!
Yes, Yazawa-san!
Yes, I received a fan name from Wasabi-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go in. These are the conditions of an entertainer.
Conditions.
While you're talking, think of a plan.
I see.
It's difficult.
While you're talking, right?
Yes.
It's difficult.
But you're already thinking of a plan.
I'm thinking of one right now.
You don't look like you're thinking of anything right now.
Anyway, talk, talk, talk!
What does this mean?
You don't usually think of a plan, right?
You're rushing it.
That's right. I...
This isn't good!
You're getting carried away.
What should I do today?
It's okay, it's okay! Don't give up!
Don't give up! Everyone will help you, right?
What should I say?
Laughing isn't everything.
That timing!
That's not good!
Make a button for that line!
That timing!
Ah, if you have that, it might be good.
That's right. Thank you very much!
I'll make a button.
Huh?
I'll make a button.
Ah, please do.
I'll make a button.
Next, Fonchi-san.
Yes, I'm idling No. 8 Fonchi.
I got my fan name "I love you" from you. Thank you very much.
Let's go. These are the conditions of an entertainer.
Even if you don't talk, you have a big presence.
No, it's not like that.
When I went to the waiting room earlier, I was eating sweets.
The almond chocolate almonds were always stuck in here.
That's why you don't talk much today.
It's really hard for me to talk.
That's why you don't talk much today.
It's not stuck anymore, right?
You said it normally.
Why did you suddenly start talking about almonds?
It's like only "hello" comes up.
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you.
Lastly, "come back" Yokoyama-san.
Come back.
Yes, my idol name is Yokoyama Rurika.
I got my fan name from Toshi-san. Thank you.
These are the conditions of an entertainer.
Even if you're in a crowd, you stand out.
I see.
You already stand out.
First of all, you're tall.
Yes, for me it's height.
For Sayanei, it's her hat and sunglasses.
I don't wear sunglasses!
Also, her face is small because of her hat.
Tato-san's face is small.
Her face is small.
For Rumi-chan, her eyes are big.
For Mai-chan, her nose is high.
For Ito-chan, it's her glasses.
Japanese people have high eye level.
What about you, Miraccho?
I'll talk about Miraccho later.
Let's hear it later.
I want to hear it last.
It's important.
What about you, Tomoka-san?
For Ito-chan, it's her Johnny's-style face.
Johnny's?
But it's sharp.
Yes, it's sharp.
I see.
For Yazawa-san, even though she has a chest,
her face is small.
Her face is small.
Her face is small and cute.
For Honchi, it's her name.
Her name?
It's a rare name.
For Takiguchi-san, you're staring at her.
For Takiguchi-san...
For me, it's like a target.
For you, it's like a target.
It looks like it'll run fast.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't run.
Her muscles are beautiful.
She has good muscles.
It looks like she's doing billies.
It looks like she's doing it.
It's the first time I'm standing out in a crowd of people.
It's terrible.
Oh, Mina-chan, Mina-chan, your legs look like shishamo.
It's terrible!
But it's like shishamo.
Because you have short legs and shishamo legs.
It's like Eto-chan!
Eto-chan, can you give us some advice?
Because Eto-chan always stands up, she can't get in with Mina-chan.
I want to go over there, but Eto-chan is like this.
Can we switch places?
We can't.
Eto-chan can come in even if she doesn't like it.
Mina-chan can be here.
Let's do that.
Do you want to switch places?
Sure.
Switch places and we can talk here.
I like it here.
It's cozy.
It's cozy?
It's cozy.
It's pretty lonely here.
I think there are a lot of grudges left there.
I understand Mina-chan's feelings.
It's lonely here.
It's really fun when you're not next to me.
Because you're the staff.
That's right.
It's really lonely, isn't it?
Eto-chan is really excited today.
She's excited!
She's excited! She's in a great mood today.
I have a fever. I have a fever.
You should have been more energetic.
Okay, let's give her a round of applause.
Thank you very much!
Ah, you didn't like it there.
No, I'm not qualified for that.
That was enough for you, right?
Yes, it's fine.
I see.
Are you okay with it there?
Yes.
Okay, let's look at the second one.
Okay...
"Takigusa"'s "Hanamizuwa Diamond"!
Let's do it properly this time, okay?
Please do it in English.