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It's a fun and noisy driving show!
"Idling Diary" airs every Thursday at 2:50 pm!
Now, let me introduce "idling"!
Today's theme is "where is your favorite place in the house", Kato-san!
Idling No. 1, Kato, Sayaka!
My favorite place in the room is the entrance!
Idling No. 2, Koizumi, Rumi!
My favorite place in the room is the bathroom!
Idling No. 3, Endo, Mai!
My favorite place in the room is...
...where the wall is a forest!
Idling No. 4, Maria!
My favorite thing in the room is...
...the bathroom with a TV!
Idling No. 5, Takeuchi Mira!
My favorite place in the room is...
...the refrigerator!
My favorite place in the room is...
...Disneyland!
My favorite place in the room is my bed!
My name is Yokoyama Rurika and I'm 9 years old.
My favorite place in the room is my bed because there are a lot of dolls.
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Please enjoy IDLING more!
This November, in order to represent the harshness of survival in the entertainment industry, we'd like you to do IDLING more!
By the way, yesterday's results are like this!
Yesterday was a fierce battle!
Miracho, Maria-chan... Maria-chan is unique, right?
Eto-chan, Yokoyama Noriko-chan, Honchi, and Kato Saga-chan are remaining.
Yes, Takibuchi-san, yesterday was a very wild battle.
Yes, it was amazing.
Yes.
You chose a new genre.
I'd like you to say something.
The winner of IDLING more is...
On top of that, your boss is standing by over there.
It's fine if you don't go with us.
What a nostalgic story.
Now, let's begin.
Kato-san, right?
Yes.
It's Kato-san's second round.
Okay, please start.
Monchi versus Kato-san.
Kato-san's match.
Good luck.
Yes, it's Kato-san's first time.
It's her first time!
It's Kato-san's third round.
She has experience.
Yes, she has.
Look at this.
An idol's voice and sword are fighting.
Mukuchi and Deshamari.
Don't say Deshamari!
Now, let's begin.
East
Kato
I'm 22 years old in Deshapari and I'm going to beat you up!
How about you, Honji-san? You lost, didn't you?
Goodbye. I'll beat you up one of these days.
She'll beat you up one of these days.
Gato-san, you won.
Yes!
How did you like your opponent, Honji-san?
She was scary.
She was scary?
She was scary!
What kind of person is she?
Anyway, Gato-san won!
Eto-san and Takiguchi-san!
The two of them will fight as a duo.
See, from the beginning...
As expected, they'll do a crazy pose.
They're crazy!
You admit that you're a Mongolian, don't you?
And now, Takiguchi-san, your enthusiasm!
I don't know if it's Asaka-san or not, but...
I'll smash your glasses!
That's rude!
Nice one, Eto-chan!
How can you call this an idol?
One more, Eto-chan!
Wow, it's all messed up!
It's nice, isn't it?
Dagem-san!
If you hold it like that, you'll show your panties!
Dagem-san!
Don't move!
Eto-chan, you were hungry. How was it?
That's why Saito-san looked surprised.
Eto-chan won! How was your opponent?
He was strong.
He was strong? There's more after this, so please go all the way to the finals.
And with that, Eto-chan won!
Eto-chan won!
Now, it's the semi-finals!
Saito-san vs. Gyoko Yama-san!
Let's begin.
Higa-shi!
Yokoyama-san, who is making fun of me, please hit your feelings towards the camera.
I'm really scared.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
OK.
Cut!
As expected, there is a reach.
Great! Great! Great! There is a margin! There is a margin!
There is a margin!
I want you to stay at Tricky's place on purpose.
Kato-san is clinging to the entertainment world!
She's stuck!
As expected!
And now, Yokoyama-san, you're relaxed, aren't you?
Yokoyama-san, you have long legs, so you can wrap it up like this, can't you?
Neither of you are taking a single step forward!
Yokoyama-san, you're not losing either!
Oh, Yokoyama-san is using it! She's using it!
It's like eating beefsteak!
I'm glad you're okay.
Are you okay?
I won't say anything on the roof.
I'm glad you're more confident now.
And with that, it's Kato's final match!
Kato-san, it's the final match!
As I thought, these two will remain!
The youngest and oldest!
I can't do it physically!
That's right! By the way, only these two have won in this sumo competition!
Everyone did their best, but these two will remain!
Yes!
Let's do it! East!
I'm the queen of sumo.
I see.
I'm the boss.
Yes.
On the other hand, Eto-san.
Your enthusiasm...
Don't make fun of me.
What?!
Let's do it right away. Look at each other.
The middle of the right is good.
Oh, there's another one!
An uppercut is coming.
Pato's uppercut is coming.
In contrast...
In front of Kato-san...
And...
In the beginning, Eto-san's middle is good.
Eto-san's middle is...
Kato-san's...
Oh, he threw it away!
From there...
Ground, ground, ground...
He's bringing it to the ground.
Ground...
What's that? Why are you looking at me like that?
It seems like your stamina has been used up.
This is what idols do.
Eto has a lot of room to spare.
Eto often watches Kato's moves.
Eto is doing pretty well right now, isn't she?
Kato wants to finish this match as soon as possible.
But Eto still has a lot of stamina left.
She's still young.
Oh, Eto!
Eto is really strong!
She's really strong!
Watch out, Eto!
What is it? A light?
This is going to be a long battle!
That was amazing, Takahashi-san! Both matches were amazing!
I can't put it into words!
Maybe you can check it out in your mirror later!
So, Takahashi-san, you lost! How was it for you?
I was very motivated and it was amazing!
I see! Your heart wasn't full of it!
And so, the winner is Takahashi-san!
Even if you're not a pair, I'm watching you from the seat next to you.
Please be careful.
No, I don't want it!
And so, this has been "Idol in Mosmo" November issue!
"I want to become president and start a company!"
Yes, the total number of applications is...
358 applications in total!
Without further ado, let's begin. Are you ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Tonoka-san! - Yes!
The company I want to become president of!
I'll be president and member.
President and member?
Yes, and I can't change members.
That's for sure.
And MC is a little...
Wait, wait, wait. That's weird, weird, weird.
The reason is...
When Masuno-san is a fan, she finishes everything with stickers.
Ah, sphere stickers.
Yes, yes, yes.
She finishes everything with stickers.
When she gets excited, she does everyone's stickers, right?
No, it's not like that.
Yesterday too, when I didn't know what it meant, I finished everything with stickers.
I wonder what it was.
Maybe it wasn't funny?
And when you don't know what you're talking about, you run away with the stickers.
Yes, yes.
"Ah, I don't have this anymore." When you look in their eyes, you can tell.
Yes, whether their eyes are swimming or not.
When you're depressed...
When you're depressed like that, you feel like you're getting hurt.
Because you're able to write properly now.
We'll look for someone who's a little more on this side.
Are you sure about this?
I think it's quite a mess.
It's fine. Shioi-san is here.
Shioi-san is here too?
Staff-san and Shioi-san are working together a lot.
That's right.
If Masa-san loses something, Shioi-san will lose something too.
That's not true!
I see. Anyway, what is this conversation?
Yes, sphere stickers.
She finishes everything with sphere stickers.
Now, next up is Yokoyama-san.
Yes! I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and I'm an idol.
My fan name is "Tanmen603" and I received it. Thank you very much!
Thank you. Do you want me to be your president?
New coach, Rurika-mome.
I think everyone will mistake me for Rurika-mome, a famous singer.
I can't ride a bicycle.
So I'd like you to lend me your own bicycle and let me go cycling.
Ah, it's a bicycle!
Eh, it's a bicycle?
It's a bicycle.
Ah, I see!
The whole thing isn't a bicycle, is it, Rurika-mome?
Don't you have money?
Huh?
I can't manage it.
That's because you're the president, you have to manage it properly, right?
Well, but our names are similar, so I think it'll definitely be profitable.
Profitable? What you're saying is fraud, isn't it?
Yes, well, I'll give you 9,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
Now, finally, Kato-san, who won today.
I'm Kato Saeka, the number one idol in Japan.
Thank you for having me as a fan name and violinist.
Yes, well, let's go.
The company I want to become president of.
Chance of Kato.
Oh, don't do it, don't do it, seriously, don't do it.
It's not like that! It's not like that!
It's not like that, I support you, I support you.
It's written like this, but...
I go sometimes.
Please listen! Men can't enter.
Huh? Men can't enter?
It's a female-only jansou.
After all, in terms of image, jansou is the image of men smoking, drinking beer, and drinking sake.
I see. Until now, the image of jansou has changed a little.
That's why I thought I'd like girls to know more about jansou.
Well, first of all, in front of "jans-taku", I'll put a "tengai".
It's written on the back. Wow!
Yes.
It's true!
And I'll put a ribbon on "tenbou".
And for "ep", I'll make it with "swarovski".
And instead of "marjan-no-tomo-peyangu", I'll put "macaron".
I see.
With this, I, Kato, will go.
I see. No, don't do it, don't do it, seriously, seriously, don't do it!
Why do you do it like that?!
No, that's fine! Seriously, don't do it!
Why do you do it like that?!
It's something that has a sticker on it.
Why do you do it like that?!
I thought about it!
I can't ride it!
Please watch it!
No, I think you can do it!
I thought you'd ride it!
I'll ride it! I'll ride it! Seriously, manage it properly!
No, why... Why are you managing it like that?
I'll look at your motorcycle.
You're eating it! You're eating it!
Eh?! Eh?! I'm eating it?!
Yes.
It's the worst!
What?!
Eh?! Eh?!
You're crazy!
My motorcycle had a sound too!
Really?!
That's why I told you to shake it!
You didn't shake it, did you?!
Hey, kids!
You were talking!
I was shaking it hard!
You were talking, weren't you?!
You thought the conversation would start, didn't you?!
No, I didn't want to end it with one word. I wanted to end it with a talk.
When I saw Kato-san's timing for the last end roll, I decided to end it with a bang.
That's why Kato-san didn't do it.
Wouldn't it be better if you did it behind our backs?
This conversation...
Wouldn't it be better if you did it behind our backs?
You did it because you wanted to end it with me, didn't you?!
Wouldn't it be better if you did it behind our backs?
Boo! Boo!
Boo! 20 points, 30 points, 20 points, 40 points, 20 points, 30 points, 15 points, 15 points...
What's wrong with you?
- I'll give you a beefsteak. - Thank you very much!
- My fan name is "Edo-chan". Thank you for your participation. - Let's move on.
- The company I want to work for is... - "etomai-zushi".
- I can only eat tuna and shrimp in "etomai-zushi", so I only sell tuna and shrimp. - Anything else?
- What about here? - Tuna, tuna, shrimp tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, shrimp tuna. That's all.
- I can't eat it. What is this? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Is that popular in junior high school?
- I learned it here. - You learned it here? Who did you learn it from?
- I learned it from an idol singer. - You learned it from an idol singer.
- You thought about it a lot, right? - Yes.
- Many people came today, but no one laughed, right? - Yes.
- You were excited only about this part. - Yes.
One of you is...
One of you?!
You were on either side!
You're on either side and you're one of us!
Can you give me one more?
I'll do it.
Sure.
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp tuna, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp tuna!
How is it?
Koizumi-san, what do you think of that?
You know you shouldn't do that, don't you, Koizumi-san?
You shouldn't do that!
But you know, even if you tell me to wrap it in shrimp...
I was thinking of something else...
Yay! I'll give you nine points!
I got this from a fan named Bluebird! Thank you very much!
The company I want to become president of is...
The Sexy Idol Limited Agency!
Yes, I'm in charge of being sexy.
I'm said to be the sexiest woman in the world.
What do you mean by "sexy"?
I'm in charge of being sexy when it comes to idol activities.
So, as someone who accepts my will, I want to be in charge of the Sexy Idol Limited Agency in the future.
Do you think so, too?
Like a president and a talent.
You think so, too, right? I'm like...
Like Marilyn Monroe.
She's very sexy!
Yes, I'm like Marilyn Monroe.
Like Marilyn Monroe, right?
Are you a sexy woman?
Huh?
Then, I'll give you one point for this.
It's not everything that makes you laugh.
Don't you say it!
Next, Fonchi-san!
Yes, I'm idling number 8, Fonchi.
I got my fan name from Ishikari Nami-san. Thank you very much!
Let's move on. The company I want to be president of...
Office Fonchi.
What kind of company is it?
It's like...
You know, the big and big-looking chairs that the president often sits in.
I sit in one of those.
Office Fonchi is...
Yes, yes, yes.
Office Fonchi is...
You know, the big and big-looking chairs that the president often sits in.
I sit in one of those.
What do you do? What kind of work do you do as president?
Oh, I don't do anything.
Then, what kind of company is it for you?
It's a company where you can relax.
A company where you can relax...
What kind of people are there in your class?
Well...
For example...
Well, I like people who like to relax.
Then, where do you get your profits from?
What do you do for your profits?
Oh, I don't get any profits.
You don't get any profits!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You've been working so hard to dig it up, haven't you?
You've been holding a sponge in your hand and moving it all the time, haven't you?!
Shut up!
Yes, I'm used to it.
I'll say it clearly today. It's not my fault today.
I'll give you a Ponchi-san sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm Yazawa Rika, 7th member of the idol group.
I got this fan name from Yazawa Seven-san! Thank you!
Let's go! The company I want to become the president of!
Yohkuya-san!
This is a little...
The two members of the idol group are a little...
They don't have any sense of humor...
They're ugly!
Before they're ugly, they don't have a sense of season!
I see!
For example...
For example, it's winter now, right?
Don't you sometimes wear summer clothes?
Which person?
You, Takeuchi-san and Ponchi-san!
Ah, I said it!
Ah, you two don't have a sense of season?
Eh? Sometimes?
Sometimes?
Eh, that's why you want to make clothes for them properly?
Yes, I want to provide them with clothes that have a sense of season!
For example, Miyachi wore a really cute one-piece and black leather jacket the other day!
Is it okay for you to wear a leather jacket?
Eh? Um...
Since you're a taleb-san, please keep your mouth shut!
It's hard for you to hear me, right?
It's fine!
Right, Ponchi? Ponchi?
Ponchi, where do you wear it?
What's weird about it?
It's not weird!
Before, Ponchi wore a really transparent lace jacket on a really cold day...
Ah, you wore it?
I didn't see it at all!
This is summer clothes!
It's sexy! Sexy!
You made a sexy face!
By the way, Ponchi, you don't wear sukazan anymore, do you?
Right?
Do you care about it?
I do! I do!
See you tomorrow!
We don't have time! We don't have time!
We don't have time!
Because you're talking!
I'm sorry!
What I was worried about was that we didn't have enough time!
Why?
I see, I see!
You don't have to say things like that!
We don't have time!
You know the time limit, right? I know it too!
So if we could cut it up as soon as possible,
people would say things like "don't pick it up" or "cut it up"
and I'd be in a lot of trouble!
But I couldn't say it, so I was in a lot of trouble!
It's a long story, and I thought it'd take a while to talk about it,
but it just happened now!
I'm really depressed right now!
What should I do?
Who was the worst?
No, no, no...
There was also a sign saying "see you tomorrow"
Is there a company that tells you to say weird things when you're talking with me?
Is it like that?
Let's do it quickly
This is bad, I think I'm going to lose my temper
Next, who was it again?
Next, Maipuru?
Ok, Endo-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer Endo Mai
I got my fan name from Hiroyuki-san, thank you very much
Ok, let me be the president of a company!
How much gold is there in beans?
I don't know!
Kamushiki Gaisa's chest!
For people with small chests or people who are struggling with breastfeeding, I develop goods that will make your chest bigger.
I increased it by 4cm this time, so I can talk about my experience.
That's going to be a great help.
Why did you increase it by 4cm?
I don't know. I was eating shiitake mushrooms.
Shiitake mushrooms?
What? You ate shiitake mushrooms?
Yes. Then it got bigger. I really increased it by 4cm.
The two of you measured it for me, so it's true.
So I'm going to be president and eat shiitake mushrooms to increase it.
I'm going to develop various methods for breastfeeding.
Are there any other methods besides shiitake mushrooms?
Shiitake mushrooms...
You can take a picture of it before you eat it and eat it after you eat it.
That's fraud!
That's right.
That might be a good idea.
I don't eat shiitake mushrooms.
What do you think, Yazawa-san?
I don't eat shiitake mushrooms.
You don't eat them?
I don't eat them.
You definitely didn't upload this, did you?
I did! I did! I did!
You did!
Are you trying to make it up?
Really! Really!
I'm not trying to make it up!
- You apologized, right? - I'm sorry.
You need to get mad at me.
Wait a minute!
You should have said "Come on!" instead of "I'm sorry."
- You wanted me to come closer. - I want you to get used to me.
- Get used to you? - No, no, no.
You can't fight like this.
You always say I'm sorry and end it.
You end up getting mad at me like that.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- You're thinking about it, huh? - Yes.
- I see. - I see.
- Did you understand? - I'm sorry.
- Are you happy now? - Um...
- "Um"? - I'm sorry.
- It's cold recently, isn't it? - Yes.
- So... - Whose side are you on?
- Whose side are you on? - Wait, what are you talking about?
- We're not talking about anything. - We're not talking about anything.
- Let's go back to your heart. - It's a historical story.
- It's not about my heart. - Yes.
I want haramaki (fighting sticks)
I wonder where you can buy haramaki.
All right! Let's talk about it later!
- Let's talk about it later. - Yes!
- Yes! - No, no, no, listen from the back!
- Listen from the back. - Listen from the back!
- Listen from the back. - Lumi, we'll talk about it later.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm glad you're happy. - Yes!
- All right, give them a round of applause. - Thank you!
Salary is like beans, Mr. Endo!