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We will broadcast from 20 minutes, so let's introduce it.
By the way, this week it will be 20 minutes and 50 minutes.
This week is 50 minutes, right?
Yes, there is no doubt about it.
Well, let's introduce it. It's IZ*ONE!
This is Ponchi's hand!
Ponchi's hand is in the trash can.
Good afternoon, I'm Takiguchi Mira. Recently, I've been buying a lot of things at Yokotagawa-san.
This is my hand after holding a microphone.
What I want is Ponchi's hand!
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On top of that, you can watch special videos after the show.
On Demand, you can watch our funny faces whenever you like.
Please enjoy IDLING!
IDLING ON DEMAND November issue!
From January's first place, this IDLING OZMO is here, but it's finally the last November's place this year!
Yes, at this month's OZMO吸収場所, Takami Zakari is injured and is being rescued. It's a mess!
Without losing, we'd like to continue this hot battle as well!
And today's challenger is...
Coca-Cola Maltesmo!
When you're 40 you're already a celebrity!
You've seen me on TV before, haven't you?!
Isn't it obvious?
It only looks obvious.
To be honest, even if you drop your friends, you have to keep them, don't you think?
I know you're worried, but do your best and drop them!
Please explain the rules.
The rules are simple.
That log over there is your target.
Face each other and sit down.
With this pink stick, hit your opponent as hard as you can!
As hard as you can?!
Drop them!
If you can do it, you win!
Everyone, do your best!
By the way, this time as well,
the winner will receive 5,000 yen worth of food vouchers for the second round of "Tamakai-ki Hiroo Honten" in Chanko Hot Pot!
It's a pair!
You don't have to go with us.
Why!?
And for your parents, they're here today.
They're watching over you.
But now that I think about it, it's old.
I don't remember it.
Takiguchi-san vs. Torito-gorilla match.
Second round. Eto-chan vs. Koizumi-san.
Kojima-san vs. Koichi.
Yazawa-san vs. Kochi.
And lastly, we have a new challenger.
She's older than us, so we're treating her like a special guest.
Let's start with the first match of the first round.
Endo-san vs. Taniuchi-san.
Taniuchi-san, are you ready?
Yes.
It's quite high.
But Taniuchi-san, you can go down there.
Let's go.
East!
I won't lose to birds.
Eh, I don't want to lose to gorillas.
Ah, you don't want to lose to gorillas.
Well then, let's go!
Look at me! Look at me!
Ready, go!
Stand up!
I was the biggest weapon, Takigetsupira!
Even if it's Koizumi-san, I won't lose!
Let's go in.
That corner is gone now.
I don't want it!
Now, Yokoyama-san, say something to the camera.
I'll do it to Mickey.
You'll do it to Mickey.
I can't understand you at all.
There must be some meaning in you.
Now, Kononka-san, say something to the camera.
I'll do it to Pooh-san.
I see.
You two are idiots.
Now, let's go.
Look at each other.
Okay.
Ouch!
They are on the same level!
Oh! Yokoyama is pulling Yokoyama towards her!
But...
Yokoyama is caught!
Oh! Yokoyama is caught!
You were good just now!
Really? But we fell at the same time.
You were just having fun here.
You lost.
It was a little fun.
It was fun?
Okay, so Yokoyama won!
Next up is the 9 minute match.
Wow, amazing!
Yazawa-san vs. Onchi-san.
Okay, please stand by.
If I win, give me some beef noodle soup.
Give me some beef noodle soup.
I won't lose to someone like you.
Wow!
That's right.
Give me some beef noodle soup, Sanata-san.
Now, let's go.
Look at each other.
OK.
Cut!
I'm looking forward to the next match.
Yes!
Yazao-san!
Yes!
You lost, but...
Yes!
Are you OK?
Yes!
Is it good?
Yes!
Is it good?
Yes!
I see. You're drunk.
Yes!
So, Honchi-san won!
Yes!
Wow! It's heavy!
OK!
Then...
It's OK!
OK!
That's all for today.
Takiguchi-san, Eto-san, Yokoyama-san, Honchi-san and from tomorrow, Kato-san will finally participate in the match.
Good luck, everyone!
OK!
That's all for "RIDING OZ" on November 1st!
We'll liven up your events!
School festivals, company events, one day extension of the zoo, etc.
Leave everything to IDOLing!
For more information, please visit the program's official homepage!
From now on, it's called "idling xxxx".
Yes, this is how you can apply for it!
Our username is 7217393, thank you for joining us today!
Yes, please say a few words about the show, and then we'll move on to "idling"!
Before the break, an idol will appear!
The word "before the break" is very useful, isn't it?
What?!
You can use it before the show, right?
But if there's no possibility of using it, I'll regret it later.
As a person who uses it, right?
You see it a lot, right?
You're using it right now, right?
I see.
Then...
I'll give you nine seconds.
Yes, thank you.
Now, next...
Honchi-san!
Yes!
I'm idling No. 8 Honchi.
I got it from a fan named "Chico-san". Thank you very much!
Let's go.
A word about the show!
After this is idling...
That member...
Graduation ceremony of tears...
Go!
- Can I say it? - Can you say it?
Can you say it, everyone?
- You've gone all out, haven't you? - Yes.
- Wow, you look surprised. - Yes.
- What's in your heart? - Aete's lyrics.
- Aete? - Aete? - Aete's...
- Ah, I know what you mean. - Ah, I know what you mean.
- After this, you won't have anything at home. - Yes.
- I think this is the period for you. - No, no, no.
- If you say more than this, you'll be like you always are. - No, no, no.
- It's dangerous. - Yes.
- Yokamu-san, you're lucky, aren't you? - It's true!
- Okay, then, please excuse me. - Yes, thank you very much!
I'm Yato Maria, and I'm an idol singer. Thank you very much for joining us today.
Please say something before we start!
After this, please leave the room and look at each other brightly.
- She's serious. - It's been a while.
Not only is she serious, but when you look at her closely, you can see that she has bad eyesight like me.
- That's serious? - Yes!
That's serious?
- Therefore, everyone, in order not to wear glasses... - I don't want you to wear them!
- Please leave the room. - What do you want us to do?
- Please leave the room. - We're leaving, right?
- Okay, I'll give you a ballpoint pen. - Thank you very much!
- Now, next... Tomoka-san! - Yes, I'm Tomoka Erika, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Erika-ni-san"!
Let's go! Please say something before we start!
After this, it's time for the second question of the third question of "Idol Ring"!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - I knew it!
- Even if it's the second question of the third question of "Idol Ring", Masao-san is going to cry! - Yes, I know!
- I'm going to say it here and I'm going to change my mind.
- You're going to say it to me? - Yes.
- You're all terrible, Tenshou-kun and Nani!
- No, no, no! - You're all terrible!
- Masuno-san is at the top, but if you fall down, you'll all fall down.
- I'm doing my best! - Well, well, well, it's fine.
- Koizumi-san is turning off the switch terribly!
- It's not fine! It's always on! - It's always on!
- Today, Koizumi-san, you're accidentally turning off the switch,
you're terrible! - It's not fine!
- You're really... - No, no, no, I'm finally turning it on, too!
- Huh?! - I'm finally turning it on! - She's saying it's off!
- Okay, I'm going to hand this over to Tomoka-san. - Thank you!
- Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san! - Yes!
- "Idol Ring" No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika here!
I got my fan name "Tanmen603" from you! Thank you very much!
- Let's go in! - Please say a word about the show!
- After this, "Idol Ring" will be re-broadcasted!
- No, no, no... - Re-broadcast...
- Re-broadcast... - This...
- Re-broadcast is pretty... - Yes! - It's pretty common, right?
- Yes! - But, by continuing this... - Yes!
- We'll be showing our faces, it's a very cynical strategy... - Yes!
- But it's easier, right? - That's right!
- It's easier, and we'll show ourselves like we're appearing a lot! - Ah!
- Yes, yes! - No, no, but that's a little easier...
- No, Majime Ride-san, what do you think? Don't you think it's easier?
- No, it's easier... I mean, this is "idol blind"!
- "Idol blind"! - "Idol blind"!
- Are you "idol blind", Majime? - Yes!
- Are you "idol blind"? - Yes, I'm "idol blind"...
- I'm sorry, I said too much just now...
- Yes, we'll be showing Yokabe-san's life! - Thank you very much!
- We received it from a fan named "Koizumi Gakuen-san". Thank you very much!
- Can you say something for the show?
- After this, we'll be doing idling. After that, we'll have Chibimaruko-chan!
- Ah, that's nice of you!
- Isn't Chibimaruko-chan cute? - Chibimaruko-chan is cute!
- If we broadcast idling before Chibimaruko-chan, there will be a lot of people watching Chibimaruko-chan.
- So there's a high possibility that they'll watch idling in between. - I see!
- So right now, at 2:50pm, before Chibimaruko-chan and Sazae-san... - Before Sazae-san!
- You mean before Chibimaruko-chan and Sazae-san? - Between Chibimaruko-chan and Sazae-san.
- So there's a high possibility that they'll watch it? - Yes!
- No matter who it is, they'll definitely watch it!
- They'll watch Chibimaruko-chan and Sazae-san most of the time, and it's very famous!
- There's a high possibility of idling in between! - There's a high possibility of idling in between!
- You're going to idle? - Yes!
- I think it'll be broadcasted more and more, so please watch it!
- Who do you think it'll be broadcasted to?
- Eh, Shiora-san.
- I know how you feel, but I don't think Shiora-san has that determination!
- Who could it be? I thought it'd be Hacchan-dashi.
- Hacchan-dashi?!
- Hacchan-dashi can go anywhere!
- We'll give you this award! - Thank you!
- Next up, Takiguchi-san!
- Yes! After idling in between, Takiguchi Mira received this from a fan named Battera-san! Thank you!
- Let's go! A word about the show!
- "After this is idling"... "As if I were doing it".
- What?! - What?!
- What are you saying?! - What are you doing?!
- "As if I were doing it" makes me want to look forward to it.
- "As if I were doing it"...
- "As if I were doing it" with "idleness"...
- Damn you, using my name and slandering me!
- Eh, what is this?
- "As if I were doing it"...
- Is this an old novel?
I was really scared just now.
At times like this, it's better to cut it up right away.
It's been like this for a year.
Anyway, I'll give you 9 points.
Next, Yamada-san!
Yes! Idling No. 7 is someone.
Fan name Gachinko Daisuki-san gave it to me.
Thank you very much!
Let's do it.
A word about the show.
I'm tired of being an idling beauty for three days, but I don't get tired of idling even if I see it every day!
Can you interpret it as "idle"?
It's not "idle"!
It's not "idle", but it's not cute!
In one word, what is it? Not ugly, not cute...
What kind of expression is most suitable for "idle"?
Lovely!
Lovely? Is "lovely" okay?
I'm not talking about looks!
"Idle" is not "looks"! "Idle" is "looks"!
"Idle" is not "looks"!
"Looks" is the best!
You're thinking of something, aren't you?
No, I'm not thinking of anything!
But you were looking over there, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
Yes! Please look forward to it!
At 6pm on November 19th, the first TV anime and manga will finally be released!
Please look forward to it!
Kato-san, you're not reading it today, right?
Since you're an idol, could you say something cute for us?
Please do it for our image up.
3, 2, 1...
Bye-bye!
Ah, that's cute!
Yes, it's cute.
Yes, goodbye!
What did I say?
It's cute.
You don't have feelings for her, do you?
I don't have feelings for her!
In high school?
No, not in high school.
In national language?
Yes, in national language.
I learned the importance of words in national language.
I see, I see.
So, I thought...
No, I can't do it anymore.
Hey, can you stop saying things you don't even think about?
What?
Whatever.
Ah, Eto-chan, but it seems like your grades are bad right now.
What?!
Bad?!
This is bad, this thing.
Ah, but I have high school exams.
What?!
I have high school exams.
Ah, that's right, it's high school entrance exam season.
I'm sorry, but I won't say my grades.
But, well, you don't have good grades, but your Japanese isn't very good, right?
No, no, no.
My Japanese too.
Ah, your Chinese is bad too!
What?!
Japanese and Chinese are very important, Eto-chan!
You have to study properly with idols.
Please do this properly for me.
Ah, do it properly for me here.
No, no!
Could it be that your high school teacher is watching you?
Ah, I see.
The examiner might be watching you.
That's right.
What are you saying?!
I see.
You have Japanese and Mathematics, so please watch them more.
Your English is bad too!
My English is bad?!
What?!
It seems like your English is bad!
It's not bad!
"My Japanese is bad" is something you always say in exams.
No, it's not!
Everyone, everyone!
My English isn't that bad, right?
It's not bad!
When Shioya-san taught me how to study the other day, she said "it's not good".
And I don't know where I don't know.
I don't like it because it's real.
I'll do my best!
As a shield, I'll give you an edo-chan award.
It's not bad!
And lastly, Kato-san!
Yes, I'm Kato Saekawa of IDOLiNG 1st.
Thank you for giving me the fan-name "second serve".
Let's move on.
A word about your appearance on the show.
You're a miracle in IDOLiNG.
Tears in your eyes.
Thank you!
She doesn't cry much.
I've never cried before, so when I see this, I'll definitely...
"Ah! I want to see it!"
She's been watching it for a very long time.
I don't cry when I'm sad or in pain.
The staff came up with a plan of how to make you cry.
We have to do it, don't we?
It's not physical.
It's from the bottom of my heart.
When Kato-san said she wouldn't do it, you didn't cry.
You didn't cry, did you?
That's terrible!
You're the worst!
It's terrible, isn't it?
So we have to do something.
What are you weak at?
I'm weak at animal parent-child love.
Animal parent-child love?
Are there a lot of animals here?
What?!
"What kind of gorilla is that?" I was told too much, and I thought you were walking like a gorilla.
The other day, I went to buy a posture correction belt.
Sometimes you're walking barefoot, aren't you?
No, no, that's not it.
That posture correction belt looked shiny, so I was bullied by the members a lot.
The other day!
It looked like it was coming out of a costume or something like that.
"Miracchi, that's dangerous!" I said.
"It's okay." I said.
It's pretty solid, isn't it?
Yeah, it's really solid.
It's like Hoshihuma.
Yeah, I can see it.
The other day, because of Masuda-san, Miracchi had a lot of trouble deciding whether to buy that belt or go home.
"Is it because of this?"
"Is it a coach or a belt?"
"No, that's what I said at first. It's how you throw a bowling ball."
"Try it. Try throwing a bowling ball now."
"Try it."
"One, two..."
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
I'll give you a gorilla sticker.
"It's not a gorilla!"
Also, when you took that photo of Constance, I think you said her eyes were small.
She called me out of nowhere and got really mad at me.
Your eyes are thin, so it might be a charm point for you.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
No, you're always trying to widen your eyes.
Widen my eyes?