AISubs v3.8.2
Thank you very much!
This program is for girls who are growing up in advanced stages of their lives to get one or two seats.
"Chiyo Hidering Diary" will air from 2:50 p.m. this Thursday.
Let me introduce you. I'm Hidering!
Today's theme is "What clothes do you want to buy in this season?"
First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm Kato Hidering and I want to buy knitwear in this season.
The clothes I want to buy in this season are...
Pinky Girls' "One Piece".
Clothes I want to buy in this season are... Dresses.
Ah, it's all messed up!
I'm an idling young idol maniac.
Clothes I want to buy in this season are... Kero's long coat.
I'm not a gorilla. I'm human.
I'm an idling girl, Ootaki Guji Mira.
Clothes I want to buy in this season are... Dress coats!
For now, I will study clothes.
The clothes I wore today is a minitake dress.
Take a look at this!
Monster Hunter Portable 2 has been released!
Other than that, Super Mario Galaxy and new Dragon Quest specials have also been included.
Everyone, let's have a good time today as well!
Broad band distribution, Fuji TV On Demand is also delivering!
Fuji TV On Demand can be easily viewed from your computer!
In addition, after the broadcast is over, a special video is included!
When you like it, you can see our weird faces as many times as you like!
Please enjoy IDLING more!
Well, it's a big hit, IDLING more!
We did it at the school festival, too.
Students said "IDLING more!" together.
Yes!
This is a big hit.
Today, we have a special guest who loves IDLING more and can't get enough of it.
She's coming from the entertainment world we admire.
Well, let's call her in.
Come in!
- It's your first time here, right? - Yes, it's my first time.
Excuse me, but how old is Ms. Mitsui?
She's a year younger than Mr. Kato.
Ah, I see. She's a year younger than Mr. Kato.
- You know how Mr. Kato handles things, right? - Yes!
- You're always watching! - You're always watching, right?
- What are you saying? - She's a year younger than Mr. Kato.
I know! That's what I heard!
- She's still a junior high school student! - Ah, junior high school student!
- What's a junior high school student? - She's a teenager!
She's a junior high school student!
- She's a junior high school student! - She's a junior high school student!
- Everyone knows her as a junior high school student, right? - Of course we know!
Thank you, thank you.
- But you two, you have a cold or something, right? - A cold or something?
- Yes. - I had a cold before, but I haven't had it for a long time.
- That's right. - I didn't think I should get it.
- Is that so? - Eh?
If you make a mistake today, please hit me hard!
- Please take care of me! - Yes, please sit over there.
- Please! - Please!
- Sashimi of daikon radish. - Itadakimasu!
- She's a human now. - She's a goldfish now.
Now, let's move on to the general section.
"Iisou shiritori" is when someone says a line about a certain topic and you say "iisou da na" in response.
For example, if Masuno-san says something like "iisou na serifu",
if you say "it's not iisou" or say "un" instead of "iisou da na", you'll be eliminated.
You'll be eliminated, so do your best, everyone!
- Yes! - Yes!
For those who fail, the "iisou-sama" behind you will make you angry, so please be careful!
Now, let's announce today's topic for "iisou shiritori".
The topic is...
"A sweet and talented girl says a line about a certain topic and you say "iisou da na" in response."
What's the first word? Natsukawa-san, what's your favorite food?
- My favorite food is shrimp. - Shrimp!
- Shrimp! - Shrimp is difficult!
Let's start with "e". Are you ready?
"e" starts with "a sweet and talented girl says a line about a certain topic" by Kato-san.
Start!
"sore iisou" (that sounds good)
Are you okay?
I drank Vienna today, so my stomach hurts.
Now, let's get started.
"A sweet and good girl who starts with 'no' says the lines..."
Let's start with Endo-san!
"I want to ride this car!"
"Wait!"
That's what the judges say, and we have to obey them.
"Idols! Why?!"
Because we can't do that to idols!
The judge Yoshitaka Iisou is here!
Let's get started! "That's why it starts!" A sweet and talented girl will start with Iisou's lines. Start!
"That's why it starts!" A sweet and talented girl will start with Iisou's lines. Start!
"If you're lonely like a rabbit, you'll die."
Google, is there something wrong?
Hmm?
Whose fault could it be? Whose fault could it be? Whose fault could it be? Whose fault could it be?
Didn't I have "u" before that "french"
"U" it was.
"Thank you for the present"
Thank you!
"If you're lonely like a rabbit, you'll die"
Yes, but...
It's "u" from "u"
Who will come up? Who will come up? Who will come up? Who will come up?
There's a lot of people calling for you on income right now.
Let's start with Mr. Kato, who seems like he has something to say.
Let's wash our hands well!
Isn't it cute?
Yeah!
That's a good idea!
Cute!
I don't like wearing matching clothes all the time!
Yeah!
That's a good idea!
The person above me is getting strict!
Yes, Ishikawa-san is getting serious!
There's more and more to come!
Let's do our best!
Now it's getting fun!
By the way, she was the most angry person on this show!
Yes, let's do it!
So it begins!
Let's start with the lines of a sweet and good girl!
Because it's cold, let's hold hands!
That's a good idea!
I want to go to the beach!
That's a good idea!
When you're spoiled, does that happen to you a lot?
No, I just thought it was no good today.
What does "no" mean?
Please guess it correctly.
It ended like a shampoo commercial, didn't it?
From now on, please hurry up and guess it correctly.
Let's go.
"A sweet and good girl who starts with 'no' says the following lines."
Starting with Kato-san.
"That sounds good!"
Starting with "no", a sweet and good girl will say her lines. Starting with Endo-san.
I don't like it when people make me talk about "no" because it's cold.
It's because you're here that keeps me up at all times!
There was water in the kitchen and I almost drank it in the end!
Idols don't do that sort of thing!
Okay, let's go! Starting with the lines that any sweet girls would say.
Start!
That sounds good!
If we're together, it's too early to wait for two hours!
I see.
That sounds good!
If you eat four of them at once, it'll smell.
The smell is coming out from inside.
Okay, let's go.
Four people left.
"A sweet and good girl who starts with 'yo'"
Starting with Fonchi-san.
Your...
Yeah.
That's a good one!
Norimaki maki maki.
Done.
Are you spoiling him?
W-what do you want a man to do?
Do you want him to prepare norimaki?
I want him to roll norimaki.
No way!
Let's see what kind of sound we'll hear today.
What is this? It sounds like a salesman.
You're disqualified as an idol.
Natsukawa-san, you're trembling.
I practiced a lot for today.
You might win today.
No way!
I'll do my best!
For some reason, you're becoming more and more like an idol.
For some reason!
Do your best!
Let's go!
It starts with "no" and starts with Natsukawa-san's lines.
I want to be with you for the rest of the time.
Even when summer ends, I want to be with you.
Your vocabulary is poor!
What's wrong?
Why is it weak?
If you can do it this far, you can do it.
From now on, it will be a normal speech guide.
Let's go.
"A sweet and skillful girl who starts with 'i' will say the following lines."
Starting with Natsukawa-san.
"Hey, it's cold." "Oh, that's good." "Would you like a drink?
The cake here is delicious." "Oh, that's good." "The night road is dark and you can't walk alone." "Oh, that's good."
I've said it like two or three times.
You lost, didn't you?
Yes.
Do you have anything you want to say?
I wanted to win and go back home, but...
I see. You fought until the end.
So, Natsuka won!
This is the first time for us to win.
Really?
You were strong today.
Thank you.
What kind of girl is this?
This kind of type.
I'm Shintori.
Shintori is lucky. I know.
I know you are JK.
What? JK?
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you!
The total number of participants is 817 people!
Let's start with the first one!
Yes!
Ok, Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika of Idling Rescue.
I got my fan name "moaf's piano-san". Thank you very much!
Let's start.
The penalty game you don't want to play is...
The staff will kick you.
On the contrary, you were kicked by the staff until now.
That's right.
You were kicked by the idling.
That's right.
If you get kicked, there is a risk of your life.
Because there is a staff member.
There is a risk of your life.
Yes, there is a risk of your life.
Your ribs might break about 9 times.
How many ribs did you break?
6 ribs.
Yes, 9 ribs.
Thank you very much.
Next, Eto-san!
Yes! I'm Eto Maria of Idling No. 4.
I got my fan name "hamburger-san". Thank you very much!
Let's start.
The penalty game you don't want to play is...
The youngest member will join.
By the way, when the show started, you were 13 years old, right?
Yes, I was 13 years old.
But you are 14 years old now. You will be 15 years old this year, right?
Yes.
And you have grown up.
You don't look like a younger sister anymore.
You are talking about my age again.
There are many penalties I don't want to play.
For example, "communication stick".
"Communication stick"?
"Communication stick"!
You will show your "communication stick" in front of everyone.
I don't want to do it.
I don't like it at all!
You don't like "communication stick" of Edo-chan?
Yes, I don't want to do it either.
I see.
But it seems like you will join soon.
You will join as a new member.
What?
In terms of time...
What are you talking about?
In terms of time...
What?
You are a new member.
And a new member is the youngest.
There is no reason for me to join.
Is Edo-chan's good points only her youngest points?
What are you talking about?
You are a young girl.
What are you talking about?
There are other good points, right?
Koizumi-san, tell her about other good points of Edo-chan.
What?
The good points of her glasses.
I got it!
If she had glasses...
What? What?
If she had glasses...
It doesn't make any sense for me, right?
Isn't it good for contact?
Contact idol! Contact idol!
I don't know until you say it.
Contact idol!
Well, well, well...
Well, well...
You're fine, too.
Yes!
I think you're fine.
I'm glad.
You're the only one who's not sure.
I don't like it!
Well, I'll give you a ballon.
Thank you!
Well, I'd like to announce it for now.
On March 16th, Fuji TV 739 will broadcast "Takeyutaka TV" from 9pm today.
This time, we'll broadcast it here, so please watch it!
Yes!
So...
You're barely fine. You're barely fine.
So...
Today, our guest won the competition.
Yes.
She made those who shouldn't be angry angry.
Yes!
It's a complete failure.
Obviously, everyone's tension is going down.
Even after getting a cold...
Everyone was terrible.
Well...
Since it's the last time, Koizumi-san...
What?
Once again, please show Eto-chan's good points to the camera!
Eto-chan's shape of her chest...
And her lower neck...
Hey!
You look like a wiener now!
It has a very beautiful shape.
The red winner of handsome men who like mentaiko.
I'll give you an Eptan sticker.
Thank you very much.
Eto-chan said it too, right?
Yes!
Next, Koizumi-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol singer, Koizumi. Eto-chan, I'm sorry.
My fan name is Lumi.
Lumi Keisan-san gave it to me. Thank you very much!
A punishment game you definitely don't want to play.
Playing with Ponchi.
That's a punishment game.
Why?
Playing with Ponchi...
I can't say anything, so it doesn't go up.
Even if I play with Lumi-nee, sometimes she makes fun of me.
I don't know what you're thinking about.
That's not true!
I don't know what you're thinking about.
If you're going to play with Lumi-nee, you should play with this red sausage.
Eh, did you really jump 4cm?
4cm!?
Ah, everyone wants to compete with grapes on New Year's Day.
It's like this match.
Try it, you bastards!
Try it on New Year's Day, you bastards!
And with that, it's a success.
Yes, thank you!
Now, next, Ms. Tonoka.
Yes, I'm Idling No. 6, Tonoka Erika.
Thank you for participating in FUNNAME "Daikon Oroshing".
Let's go.
A punishment game you definitely don't want to play.
Being dragged by a horse.
No, no, really!
Now, but this FUNNAME, if you really jump, it'll become a project, won't it?
So, it's really passionate.
No matter how old you are, a teenage girl being dragged by a horse...
That's why, that's why! But...
But recently, a person named Shibuya-san was dragging a gacha pin with a horse on TV!
Ehhhh!?
She's the type to do it, she's the type to do it.
She's the type to be dragged.
She's the type to be dragged?
Yes!
What will you do if you're dragged?
I've decided it! I've decided it since I joined idling!
You're fine with being dragged by a horse?
Yes, I'm fine with it!
I'm also determined to do it!
Ah, this too...
You can look forward to it, right?
Well then, I will now...
Thank you very much!
Now, next...
Takiguchi-san!
Yes! My idling name is Takiguchi Mira.
My fan name is "Yellow R" and I received it! Thank you very much!
Let's do it! A punishment game you definitely don't want to do!
Hoach play!
Ohh...
Yes!
Umm...
Recently, I did Mai-chan's quiz...
What was it again?
Quiz? Yes, yes!
Since then, since I've been doing hoach play, all of my fans have been doing hoach play!
You think you're that type of person?
Yes!
Since then, probably...
No matter what I say, they won't say anything...
Recently, with Erica and Yazawa-san, when we went out to eat...
Somehow... Somehow...
Without saying anything, they kept using their phones...
Why?
Seriously, Mira-chan's stories are super boring!
Huh?!
Boring?!
Ah! That's because of Mira-chan!
Why is it boring?!
Yazawa-san, what's wrong with you?!
I mean, when you go out with other people, you don't normally talk, right?!
I mean, the food doesn't taste good anymore, Mira-chan!
What's that?!
Huh?!
The food doesn't taste good anymore...
Yazawa-san made me do it!
It's a bad story!
What?
Erica made me do it...
What are you saying?!
I see.
I...
Ah, you failed.
It's popular among idols.
It's popular?
It's popular.
Ah, I don't want to play it anymore.
If it goes well, I want to ride it.
Yes.
Yes, are you happy? You're done worrying about it, right?
Yes.
But laughing is not everything.
Don't say that.
I'll give you 9,000 yen.
Now, let's go with Yazawa-san.
Yes.
Idling No. 7, Yazawa Rika here.
My fan name is Oishii-no-san. Thank you very much.
Let's go.
A penalty game you definitely don't want to play is...
Paying for a paid concert.
It's a very important position.
I often say "no goal, no goal, no goal" but when I say "no goal, no goal", I feel like I'm going to be useless before I reach my goal.
I learned that you can't even start if you don't talk about it.
Really?
Wow, Tomoka-senpai!
You learned it!
Tomoka-senpai!
It's good that you taught it to Tomoka-senpai.
Thank you!
There's no future for you.
This is where it ends!
You can't go any further than this.
There's no future for you.
Just remember that.
Thank you!
I'll give you 9 points.
Next, Endo-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Endo Mai.
I got my fan name from Goemon-san. Thank you!
Let's continue.
A punishment game you definitely don't want to play is...
Dismissed!
I see!
If it's this show, it might happen.
Yes, it's like the ultimate punishment game.
It might be a punishment game.
If you lose at rock-paper-scissors, it's dismissed.
No! No! No!
It's a very relaxed battle.
But wouldn't everyone be fired up if it was a punishment game like this?
I think it's better for us to do it ourselves.
Everyone who got pulled by a horse should split up and disband.
Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny how everyone got pulled by a horse and split up and disbanded?
Disband!
Let's give her a round of applause.
Next up, Kato-san!
Hi, I'm Kato Saeka, 21 years old. I got my fan name "Ishikari-no-ma" from you. Thank you!
Let's go. A penalty game you definitely don't want to play is...
Ponchi will reveal a joke he came up with.
Ponchi, I don't think you'll come up with one, but...
No, no, no.
But I think you might have one today. Do you have a joke like this?
I do.
Really?!
You do?!
Are you okay with it?
Yes, I'm okay.
Can we see it?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
This is not easy.
I'm scared.
I can't do it.
I don't want to do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
Nobody should do it.
My wife is running away.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you.
And next, Fonchi.
Yes, I'm idol number 8, Fonchi.
Thank you for giving me my fan name, "Tai-chan".
Let's move on.
A punishment game you don't want to play is...
You can change it to "Gyufunichi".
Even if you change it to "gyufun"?
Even if you change it to "gyufun", you can't change it to "gyufunichi"?
"Gyufunichi" has less lines and only says "fufufu".
Really?
You haven't finished the script yet, have you?
You haven't finished it yet, have you?
Does it only say "fufufu" anyway?
No, I'm sure it only says "fufufu".
Ryuman!
What are you saying? Just say it.
"fufufu"
I see, I see.
I'm sorry about that.
You know, I don't know about that meeting, but I don't know how much you eat.
You're going to punish me with a penalty game, right?
Why?
You're an adult, aren't you? You're giving me a headache.
It's scary, isn't it?
Okay, I'll give you nine seconds.
Okay, it's been another scary day. Let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
Right? Really...
What will you do?
There's nothing attractive about it.