AISubs v3.8.2
It airs tonight at 2:50 pm.
Let's go.
It's idling!
The enthusiasm for this event is...
From now on, we will watch a lot of programs and study monkey.
In addition to daily broadcasts, we also deliver broad band distribution "fujiteribi on demand" of "zee" TV.
"zee" TV "on demand" allows you to easily view it from your computer.
In addition, it comes with a special video after the broadcast is over, which is limited to "on demand".
"on demand" allows you to see our funny faces as many times as you like.
Please enjoy "idling" more!
It's really fast, isn't it?
Certainly, it's unbelievably fast.
I can't believe it's already coming.
That's why everyone is getting older and older.
I see.
It's sad.
It's sad, isn't it?
Look over there.
They are getting older and older.
Somehow it's getting sad.
Why do you have to say that to people who are older than you?
Well, let's go!
It's already the second week!
Today is Yazawa-tan's birthday!
It's Yazawa-san's second birthday!
Yazawa-san, how old are you now?
I'm 17 years old!
17 years old!
Kato-san, how old were you?
I'm 22 years old!
I see!
What?!
It's really fast!
It's fast, isn't it?
Since you're 17 years old, you were 16 until then.
And you started idoling when you were 15 years old.
15 years old!
You spent your youth in idoling.
How is it now that you look back?
I cried and laughed a lot and laughed a lot.
I see. You cried and laughed and laughed.
Yes!
Tansan, Omata-san, Tansan-san.
What?!
It's like a fantasy game.
I'm sure you all don't know it, but it's a nostalgic story for me.
Until now, each member has prepared a variety of plans for their birthday.
Yes!
Yazawa-san, do you remember what you did on your 16th birthday?
Yes, I do!
Each staff member, camera director, sound director, and producer gave me a cake.
But I couldn't eat it all, so I took what I didn't need and shaved it off.
I remember it well.
That was terrible!
It was terrible!
Do you remember it?
The director and art director kept shaving off the cake.
In the end, they left the cake for the producer.
That's right.
You had a terrible look on your face at the time.
You had a bad look on your face at the time.
Yes.
I'm sorry for making you do something like that this time.
But it's different this time!
Yes!
I've prepared something special for you.
She's prepared it!
That's great!
Then, let's begin!
Birthday Special Project!
Ms. Yasuda is in a state of panic. Please explain now!
Yes! From now on...
There will be a quiz about you, so please look back at yourself and answer properly.
Since it's about you, you should be able to answer all of them correctly.
So, if you fail, unfortunately you will have to pay for this cake.
What's wrong?
In the script, there's a lot of people like Kanbara-san and Miyamichi-san.
17 cakes came and we have to cut them up again...
Even if you do the same thing, it's not that funny.
Change, change.
I don't think the script for "idling" fits you.
You're so mean!
Yes, correct!
But even if you say it, it's about you.
Even if it's a quiz.
If you think it's easy, you can answer it.
Because you'll be asked about you.
The other members can eat the cake with you if you answer it correctly.
Please support them!
So, what kind of video will play?
Let's see.
Quiz Yazawa!
What is it? This area is quite confusing.
It's confusing.
There are a lot of things.
It's a cup.
It says "genius" but who is it?
I'm the one who wrote "genius" on the cup.
Idling is mysterious.
My outfit is not a skirt!
It's your own action. It's simple, right?
If you get it wrong, you won't be able to eat the cake.
You won't be able to eat it.
If you get it wrong, you won't be able to eat the cake.
If you know the answer, please give us a hint.
Eda-san, please think about it.
Thinking time!
What did you do?
Okay, let's move on. The next question is...
Mr. Yasawa, don't forget your heart that you can share with all the members.
Thank you very much.
Idling...
Moto...AD...Sugita Shinpei.
Did you understand my feelings?
How about you, Yazawa-san?
Oh, you're in a state of high spirits.
Are you okay?
Let's continue.
Furthermore, in this corner...
Fear. Fuji TV Urban Legend.
After this, Yazawa-san is about to cry, but what kind of urban legend was it?
You know what I'm talking about, right? It's a famous story, right?
Everyone else, did you understand?
Yes, we understood!
Baby-chan, please open your eyes.
Look, Yazawa-san.
Let's continue. Here it is!
Fear. Fuji TV urban legend.
Number 7 Yazawa Erika started shaving her beard as soon as she found out she had an act in her song recording.
- With my beard? - With your beard?
When I was a genius, I went to a barber shop and said, "Excuse me, can you lend me your beard?"
And then I started looking for it.
Oh, it's not! It's not!
Yes, Ms. Sayozo! One more question about technology!
Ms. Yazawa has answered!
Ms. Yazawa...
Everyone, please answer what this is!
It's easy! I've already answered up to here!
Eh?
Up to here!
You can dip it in your favorite sauce and eat it!
Ms. Yazawa has regained her energy!
Ah, she's regained her energy!
It's crispy!
How is it?
How is it? How does it feel?
How does it feel?
It feels good!
And speaking of Mr. Yazawa, this corner that is very active every time, "Iisou Shiritori", here it is too!
What is he talking about?
Anyway, the punishment game is...
If you think about it, you're adding two, right?
You add this one a lot too, right?
That's right.
Usually you don't dance even if you add it, right?
Let's watch the correct VTR.
Okay, then.
Cheerfully, Yazawa-san, please play the correct VTR.
VTR?
It's the first time in idol history, isn't it?
What do you think of these three videos?
Well, that's for you to decide for yourself.
I hope you'll continue to work hard like this for a year and make a lot of things come out of it!
And with that, I'll give you all a cake!
If you could go back in time...
I want to ask people who eat squid for the first time in the world.
What do you want to know?
If you were fishing in the sea, and you caught a squid, would you eat it?
I see.
Because you don't know you'll eat it.
Doesn't it look dangerous?
It's dangerous.
Did you just fart?
No, I didn't!
You look a little embarrassed.
I thought you might have farted.
I didn't!
I see.
I'll give you all a cake!
Thank you!
You just farted.
Next, Yokoyama-san!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, and I'm an idol singer.
I got my fan name from Ruri Ruriru-san. Thank you!
If you could go back in time...
I'd like to try being Ruriko.
I see.
Because of my appearance, I felt like I had to do anything.
I grew up without being able to do anything, so I regret it.
So you want to do something you can't do.
For example, how would you do it?
You'll have to audition for it.
I don't think you'll be able to do it.
I'll give you all a cake!
Next, today's best leader, Eto-chan!
The way you roll it, Maria, is cute!
Like a ghost! I thought you were the one who got named just now!
You can go back to normal and do cute cries!
For example, what kind of cry would you like me to do?
I see. Ah, cute, cute.
If you could go back in time...
I'd audition and appeal myself better.
I see.
Just one word. It was fun!
That's it! If you don't have a completely different personality from others, you won't be accepted, right?
Wait, wait! What do you want to say?
Tomorrow at 9pm on FG TV, "The Open 5 Best Quiz King!" will be broadcasted.
Please look forward to it!
Wait, it's hard for me to understand what you're saying, so please say it in one word!
In one word, please tell us what it means.
3, 2, 1, please!
It's not going as planned!
It's a boring story, but it's in a commercial, isn't it?
Let's go ahead.
I'm holding it back here.
I'm holding it back.
Sometimes it leaks.
Yes.
Yes, then I'll give you Tonoka's sticker.
Thank you very much.
Now, next, Koizumi-san.
Yes, I'm idol singer No. 2, Koizumi Rumi.
I got my fan name from Namida Girl-san. Thank you very much.
Let's do it. If you could go back in time...
I want to talk with historical figures.
I want to see it.
There are about two people I want to talk with.
The first one is Takada Yasunari-san.
Takada Yasunari-san.
I want to talk with her.
The reason is...
I want to know what you did for her.
I want to know why you were able to serve her and help her until the end.
The reason for that is...
Takada Yasunari-san passed away with her.
In Honnouji.
So, I want to know why you were able to serve her until the end.
I want to know only that truth.
Why is it Takada?
It has nothing to do with Takada Yasunari-san.
She is a good person.
The other one is Itou Hirobumi-san.
I like him.
He is one of the most handsome people in history.
He is manly and refreshing.
What?
Where is it?
You are saying it like you know him.
What do you like about him?
I can't say what I know about him.
That's what you want to know.
It is true that he was the second or third prime minister.
No, he was the first.
I am sorry.
He was the first prime minister.
You are actually right.
So, I think you are cool.
What should we ask him?
What do you want to say?
I want to ask him "Why is your hairstyle so short?"
He is not handsome.
I also want to ask him "Why did you become a prime minister?"
I want to know how he became a prime minister.
How would you like to make Japan your capital city if you know about this?
Yes, well...
I'd like to make Japan a war-free country.
That's right. That's peaceful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Could you be a little more specific?
I think everyone would say that.
Well, I don't know...
Free!
Yano-san!
Yes!
If you could go back in time...
I would like to be a full member of Sarugani Gassen 2007.
I would like to be a full member of that role.
Say it properly!
I would like to be a full member of all the roles.
What do you mean?
I was one of the first cast members.
If you were a monkey, you would have been casted.
Am I a monkey?
React!
I'm overwhelmed!
You're drunk!
Yadawa-san, what kind of crab is it? Do you want to try it?
She's licking it!
Yadawa-san, congratulations!
She's licking it!
Don't oversleep tomorrow, okay?
Okay, next up is Kato-san!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 1 Kato Saeka!
Thank you for giving me my morning hunger!
Thank you!
If you could go back in time...
I'd make my singing voice louder!
If I could go back in time and do it one year ago, I think I'd be able to challenge myself in many things.
I'd be able to understand many things and face many things.
I'd like to become stronger.
Would anything happen and you'd be okay?
I'd be okay for now.
For now?
For now. What would happen?
What would have been painful for you?
Eto-chan telling me I'm underage is fraud.
I see.
It does hurt.
I see.
If you do it for another ten years, you'll be able to laugh it off.
Even now, my singing voice is pretty strong.
I can laugh it off.
Say something, Eto-chan.
What do you think of these young people these days?
I'm getting a little old.
You're wearing a lot of leather, aren't you?
You're growing a lot, aren't you?
What?
Wait a minute!
What do you think of this angry young man?
He really looks like Asaka Mitsuyo!
Eto-chan, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Takiguchi-san.
Yes, I'm idol Go! Go! Takiguchi Miro.
I got my fan name from Robin J-san. Thank you!
If you could go back in time...
I'd give advice to myself from a year ago.
What kind of advice would you give?
Let's see...
After the first broadcast, I don't think I said "Go! Go! Go! Go!"
But you did say it, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
Everyone said their lines so well.
That's right.
You all had the same meaning, didn't you?
That was more like...
"So it was like that in the beginning."
It's a little cheesy, but...
"Right, Sayanei?"
"Rumi-chan?"
"Idol, idol."
"Mai-chan, idol."
"Eto-chan, idol."
One year from now, I think Takiuchi-san should probably change his hairstyle to the one he has now.
Takiuchi-san, we'll promote you!
Now, next up is Honchi-san!
Yes!
Idling No. 8, I'm Honchi!
3rd game was given to me by Seto Richie-san! Thank you very much!
Let's play! "If you could go back in time..."
Ed-chan will teach you well!
That's right!
Honchi-san...
She really doesn't listen to me...
She doesn't?
Ed-chan shows up in a lot of different ways!
Ed-chan, but who would you listen to?
Huh?!
Well, Ed-chan has won twice in a row, so today...
Ah! Stop it!