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My ideal character is Yasunori Takada.
My idol is Endo Mai.
My ideal character is Emori Ueki.
My idol number four is Maria.
My ideal character is Chingiz Han.
And my idol number five, Mina Takeguchi.
If you were to compare yourself to a historical figure, you would be Edison.
If you were to compare yourself to a historical figure, you would be Oda Nobunaga...
I would be the same as Eto-chan!
Oh, really?
Speaking of historical figures, I like fortune-telling, so it's Himiko!
I see!
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Gigging's casting up!
On December 15th, IDLE-RING will be holding their first event of its kind at CERABALL.
What is the title, Ms. Yazawa?
Yes! "Work Harder, Girls!"
That's right! "Work Harder, Girls!"
What will you be doing there?
Gigging!
What? What? What?
Gigging!
What? What? What? Say it again!
Gigging!
Say it again!
Gigging!
You idiots!
December 15th's paid event "Work Harder Girls" will be having a gig!
Everyone, what kind of gig will you be doing?
Eto-san, you don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
She didn't say it.
I'd like to announce a very interesting piece of wood, but I think it's actually quite difficult to get here.
Yes, I'd like to announce a very interesting piece of wood, but I think it's actually quite difficult to get here.
On December 15th, at Shinagawa Stella Ball,
this is the piece of wood that will be announced at "Do Your Best, Girls!"
"Salkai Battle 2007"!
Do you know how much you've improved in a year?
To see that, it's easier for you to do the same performance.
Do you understand?
Do the same performance and level up!
Okay?
I'm looking forward to your new "Salkai Battle"!
It will be held with new casting!
Here is the person!
It's a nostalgic place, isn't it?
Let's take a look!
Here!
More cunning monkey!
Last time, Takiguchi-san did it, right?
Yes, I cut it out.
You cut it out?
Yes!
But this year, 2007, it's more cunning monkey.
Yes.
Next!
Here!
More normal tooth decay!
More normal...
Last year, it wasn't that normal tooth decay.
But this year, it's more normal tooth decay.
And!
Next!
More evil!
Evil!
And!
I see. It's even heavier. And!
Heavier.
It's been a year since 2007. Heavier.
And!
Heavier.
It's a good thing. It's 2007. We're looking forward to a more powerful shooting.
Now, we're going to decide who's going to be casted.
But this is a one-time only casting.
If you want to do it, please refrain from doing it.
But if there are two people who want to do it, we'll decide it by acting skills.
However!
In 2007, everything was burped.
So acting skills are strict.
Right?
If you don't do it with that kind of tension, we'll be in trouble.
Is that okay, everyone?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it.
First of all, let's start with Saru.
Yes.
Who wants to do "more mischievous Saru"?
Yes!
This is a firewood.
Last year you were a monkey and this year you're a power-up monkey. Are you confident you can do it?
I'm not a swindler, so I don't know if I can do it or not.
Why did you choose this?
No, I've never used a gorilla character before.
So you're teaching her how to walk like a gorilla?
No! We're both reptiles, so we have to act like them.
I see. Then, let's move on to Shikori Yori.
It's quite difficult to play the same role over and over again.
It's quite difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But you'll get better at it, right?
Yes.
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Now, let's move on to Yori's mother, Eretashou!
Yes!
Oro!
I heard you've gotten better at it this year.
No!
I feel like I can do it.
I've been doing it for a year.
I feel like I can do it, so I want to do it.
It's up to Kato-san.
I'll do my best!
Now, let's move on.
A more evil "Kogani 1"...
Oh!
By the way, is it "Kogani 1" and "Kogani 2"?
That's right.
Who wants to do "Kogani 1" or "Kogani 2"?
Okay, you two.
Eto-san, do you want "Kogani 1"?
Yes!
I want "Kogani 1"!
Okay!
"Kogani" with "1" on it!
The loser gets "2"
From here, you two turn around and I'll...
So please turn around and show us your best performance of 2007.
The one who will judge your acting skills is...
Producer Kadosawa!
It's me!
Producer Kadosawa.
Let's have you judge who's acting.
So first...
Let's start with Eto-san.
Here we go, are you ready?
Yes.
Kogani-ichi-san!
Salary...
Thank you very much!
Now, let's see what kind of "kogani" will come next.
Mr. Yazawa, "kogani" number one!
It's "kogani"!
I'll make you do "us" for me.
Eto-chan's face is red, like a cat's.
How was her acting just now?
Ms. Kadota, please judge for us.
How was it? Please!
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Koizumi-san, what do you want to do with kogani?
I did it last year, so I want to do it again this year.
You want to do it with kogani, right?
Yes.
Koizumi-san, you seem like you want to do anything.
No, I don't!
I want to do kogani.
You seem like you want to run away from the cow dung.
That's right! I think I'll be told "it stinks, it stinks" during the actual rehearsal.
Okay, then do your best.
First of all, please look behind you.
Let's start with Koizumi-san.
Kogani-niisan!
Mom! I don't have enough soy sauce!
Hot!
Who wants to clear?
Yes!
Oh! Maipuru!
Yes!
That means there's no one else, right?
Yes!
Okay, then Maipuru is decided!
I want to roll again this year.
I see.
Yes.
I see, you rolled last year.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
I understand. Then let's move on.
A more aggressive 8-way rotation!
Oh! Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
That means there's no one else, right?
Yokoyama-san is decided!
Ponchi, Yokoyama-san, are you okay?
Yes!
She's automatically...
Are you okay?
I'll never do it!
She's automatically getting angry.
I don't want to!
Okay, I understand.
Next, someone who wants to lose more weight!
Yes!
Wait a minute! At this point, Ponchi is ready to get angry!
That's for later! I haven't heard of it yet!
For now, let's do "us"!
Tonaro-san, you did "us" last time, right?
Yes!
I understand. Yazawa-san, you want to do "us", right?
I want to do it! I don't want to do "gyufu" anymore!
Understood!
Then, please come forward, you two!
Tonoka-san, you've co-oped this year.
Yes.
You'll be co-oping this year, right?
Yes.
Then, I'm looking forward to it. Let's go!
First, Tonoka-san will go first.
"Heavier", Usu-san!
"Usu", it's "Usu"!
Ah, it's in the competition too, right?
"Usu", you said, right? I see.
Tonoka-san's importance was also mentioned, right?
Now, as for that...
Let's see how Yazawa-san will do.
"Heavier", Usu-san!
You said your last name.
I didn't say "Usu".
Now, what was that?
Which one is it? Please!
Now! From here, it's difficult!
To choose one or two cow dung?
The smell will be different, right?
Let's ask first.
Who wants to choose one cow dung?
Ah, Nino is great.
Nino is...
- It's worth it. - You have a sense of worth, don't you?
For those of you who are split in two!
Now, please go back to your seats!
We'll have you compete against each other!
Who will win? Let's start with Yazawa-san.
I'm going to read it.
What will it be? Let's start. Two-thirds of beef!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
I'm angry! Is it okay?
Okay, leave it to me.
You too, Honchi-san!
Yes! I'm going to cut out the fun.
You're going to cut it out.
Understood!
By the way, all of the castings have been decided.
Everyone, we'll do it in front of 1700 people.
Yazawa-san, Honchi-san!
Please finally do it in front of 1700 people!
Will you do your best? It's a serious show!
Yes!
Yes, understood!
So, December 15th, "Do your best, girls!"
Please show us your wonderful acting!
Everyone, December 15th, "Do your best, girls!"
Please show us your wonderful acting!
This has been casting!
Please invite me to your event!
School festivals, company events, one day extension of the zoo, etc., etc.
Please leave everything to idling!
For more information, please see the official program homepage!
Here is the number of applicants!
The first one is Yumi Taisho!
Topics you must talk about within the group!
About Masumo-san's hairstyle!
Masumo-san's hairstyle looks like a middle school student's.
I wonder why.
Her hair is really long and her eyebrows are long too.
I think it got a little longer.
But I think it's because you're excited.
Yeah, you're right.
You should've done a pose.
If you say something like that in a place like this, you'll get in trouble!
It was a friend of a hairdresser's.
The hairdresser said that when she saw you on TV, she was like "Wow, she's talking!"
Didn't you say something like that just now?!
Why did you surprise me in a place like this?!
Seriously?!
Seriously.
Did I say I don't talk?
Yes, you said you don't talk when you're cutting, but you talk a lot on TV.
Can you talk that much?
That's impossible!
You have to tell me.
Are you serious?
You're serious, right?
I like it when you talk.
Yeah, I like it when you talk.
When you talk about "Deacon Salad" and "Mechanical Woman," you talk a lot!
When you go out, you talk a little.
Okay, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
You're serious about that, right?
Next, Eto-san!
Yes! I'm Maria, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for joining us for three years, Eto-san!
What do you do when you only have a headband and a hat?
This is important, right?
Yes.
In that case, what do you do, Eto-chan?
If it were me, I'd give half of it to Conchi-san and Michael-san.
Huh?
Why?
What do you mean?
Eto-san called Conchi-san "Conchi" and got mad at her.
And Michael-san stole her song, so I think that's what it means.
I don't know what it means.
You have eight, right?
Yes.
You have eight, but one isn't enough.
Yes.
One isn't enough.
That means Eto-chan will get one, right?
You want Michael and Conchi to split it in half, right?
That's right!
That's dangerous!
You two just used a trick!
That's right!
That's scary!
Wow!
Scary, scary, scary!
Wow!
That was scary!
What is this?!
Wow!
As a cameo, you look like professor Rendon.
Thank you very much, Eto-san.
Let's talk about things you must talk about within the group.
Dislikes!
What do you wash in Masumoto-san's bathroom during the year-end party?
It was really popular, wasn't it?
It wasn't broadcasted between the staff and the members, but it was really popular.
That's right.
I want to remove the scales of sea bream.
Can I join you this year?
Sure!
Thank you for inviting me.
Let's talk about things you have to talk about with your members.
Don't you forget about joint techniques?
That's right.
When we met for the first time and then we met for the second time, our joint techniques were already mixed up.
Do you make good use of your life?
Do you make good use of it?
Well...
More or less.
Can you tell me when your joint techniques are still alive?
I just slipped of my tongue.
You're quick to admit it.
It's important for you to be honest.
I won't hide anything from you.
That's good.
Let's give her a round of applause.
Thank you.
Here's the announcement.
"Fuji TV 739" will broadcast "FIFA BEACH SOCCER WORLD CUP RIO DE JANEIRO 2007 QUALIFYING GROUP C ITALY VS JAPAN" at 8:20 p.m. today.
Please watch it!
Let's get started.
Gyufun...
It's not Gyufun!
Please end it!
Please!
You don't like Gyufun, right? No, I don't.
Because it's two. You don't like one, right?
Compared to the smell of one.
You don't like one Gyufun, do you?
How is two and one different?
How is it differentiated in the Gyufun world?
Well, like the smell.
The smell!
From Gyufun 2-san's point of view, what kind of smell is Gyufun 1-san?
Well...
It's that.
Oh, it's that.
Hmm?
Well...
You still don't know?
If you do, you have to say it right away.
Now, let's speed up and get into the rhythm!
Yes!
In order to prevent No. 15 from appearing...
The theme, right?
What kind of symptom is it?
I'll ask you again!
Let's do it again!
Let's do it properly!
Let's do it carefully!
Okay, then...
Yazawa-san!
Yes!
To stop entering 15...
The entrance, right?
I thought about it, but entering 15 means...
15?
I don't like it!
15! Jun, 15!
It means that people bring things we don't have.
If you say "idol" isn't enough, it's "burikko".
There's no "burikko" people.
Everyone is cute, but...
Edo-san reacted too much.
What did you do?
I want to be an actress.
What did you say, Edo-san?
I also talked about Kuwabata.
I will be in charge of "burikko" character.
Say "burikko".
Is that "burikko"?
It only looks like "konto".
Say something with "burikko".
Why are you half-assed?
You're all over the place!
I'll give you a ballon.
Thank you!
Let's make a ballon and cut it. Koizumi-san!
Yes!
But we have to talk about it within the group!
We don't have Ponchi, Eto-chan, or Mira-chan.
We don't have a solo segment yet, but we want to decide by ourselves.
What do you want to do, Korizumi-san?
I guess I'll have to drink from the quiz.
You're really going to continue until you do it?
I want to do it, but...
I want to do it with various members.
If it's four of us, what would it be?
A method that makes you look younger than you are.
Even if you did it, you wouldn't need it, right?
That's right, it's the best.
I'll seriously ask you.
And Eto-chan is...
Eto-chan?
It's more like a story than a drama.
He wears glasses like a superman and comes out like Major Yazawa just now.
He brings glasses from various countries and places them here.
"These glasses have this kind of feature" corner... Ah, it's boring.
It's boring, isn't it?
But it's an overseas location, isn't it?
I'll give you Kojima-san's prize.
Thank you very much!
Next, Tonoka-san!
Yes! I'm idling no. 6, Tonoka Erika!
Thank you for giving me the fan name "savings type"!
Let's talk about things you have to talk about within your members!
"What kind of project will you really adopt?"
This is...
The life gaming that Sayone thought of before...
In the end...
What is it?
The goal is a punishment game, isn't it?
That's why I thought...
When I think of a project...
I think you really have to think of a punishment game strictly.
I see.
Rather...
A project with a name "punishment game"...
You have to think of it from the punishment game.
I think you have to do something like that.
That's right!
What kind of punishment game is it?
I can't think of it that far...
I see...
Hey! Help me, you guys!
Internet! Internet!
Do something!
Internet! Internet!
Internet?
Internet!
Ah, internet!
Hot, hot, hot!
Yes, understood!
Yes, please give them a round of applause!
Thank you!
Next, Fonji-san!
Yes! I'm idol number 8, Fonji!
I got this from a fan named Ishikari Nabe-san. Thank you very much!
Let's talk about things you have to talk about with your members!
About No. 4 calling me names...
Fonji-san, you call me by my number, too!
But you don't like it?
Well...
No. 4 is...
She doesn't like it!
It's even worse.
No. 4 calls me "Sayanei" or "Kato-san" or "Takiguchi-san" or "Chanto-san" or "Chan-zuke"
But I'm the only one who's called "Fonji".
No. 4, what about that?
No. 4 is...
Well...
Fonji-san...
Until now, everyone called me "Fonji" so I called her "Fonji", too.
Because it's easier for you to call her?
Yes.
That's one of the reasons.
But even though she's older than me, I don't think it's my fault that she didn't call me "Fonji", to be honest.
But you know, Eto-chan, the other day she called me "you".
"You"!
"You!"
"Don't go!"
She called me like that.
That's right!
Eto-chan, you don't have to be like that!
Lately, I don't know who's influencing me with my words, but...
"Do something!" or...
She's become more mature now.
"Do something!"
That's right!
"You!"
She called me like that!
"You!"
"You! Go to the bathroom!"
"Go to the bathroom!"
Who's influencing you?
She calls everyone "you"!
"You"!
I've been called that, too.
We've never seen her being bullied like that.
That's amazing!
So you're wearing masks here.
We're wearing masks.
You're wearing a cat mask, Eto-chan.
I'm sorry.
That's scary!
Lately, there's been some changes, hasn't there?
Like Tsurubei and Shounan Bakusouzoku.
Shounan Bakusouzoku.
Sorry.
Eto-chan, you need to be careful from now on.
Yes, I do.
Everyone, please report little by little.
Yes!
Okay, then I will give you a hug.
Thank you!
Now, it's the last one!
Yes!
Hug!
Don't call me!
I'm Mino Takiguchi, an idol singer.
I received this from a fan named Sperrino-san. Thank you!
Yes, let's read it.
We need to talk about this within the group.
Where will the event be held on December 15th?
We've been doing endleague for a year, but we've only done an event launch three times or something like that.
Launching.
At times like this, it's a paid event.
Hey! Hey! Is this an office?
First of all, we have to make the event a success, right?
What should we launch?
Because it's always gyoza.
Grilled gyoza.
Fried gyoza.
All gyoza.
What's wrong with gyoza?
It's good.
It's not a store, it's a place.
You can't eat gyoza from all kinds of stores.
What's wrong with it?
What's good?
Idols are better.
Idols, right?
Pasta.
Do you eat pasta?
I know the answer but
do you say "pasta" out of your mouth?
you memorized it
You have to make it work, you have to make it work!
If you're worried, there's nothing you can do.
There's nothing you can do!
It's okay!
It's okay, right?
It's okay!
Yadaha-san, it's okay, right?!
It's not okay!
At Eto-san's...
Eto-san's...