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My enthusiasm for the second year is to maintain a healthy body.
I'm Tomari Aoi, 21 years old.
My enthusiasm for the second year is the same as before.
I will do my best in everything.
I'm a young and beautiful star even after two years.
I'm Takiguchi Miya, an idol.
My second year goal is to win more awards.
I'm Kanazawa Kanaz. I'm Jura Kan.
I'll do my best in singing, dancing and talking.
You're doing your best. You're really doing your best.
I'm vitalil 95's Okamura Rika.
The second year's record?
That's wrong.
What was it?
The second year's determination.
Determination. Determination.
Anyway, I'll do my best without giving up.
You're giving up.
You're already giving up.
I'd like to announce it with four people, but there's an important announcement here.
Sayo-san, please go ahead.
That's right.
This is it.
I'd like to announce it with nine people.
Senna-san's VLT.
With the cooperation of Battabata-san.
"IDOLING 2008 CALENDAR" has finally been completed!
It's been said that it's too late in the calendar industry, but it's a calendar that's been made in a hurry since it's been said, isn't it?
It's really complete, isn't it?
Yes, we got it this time!
Yes!
Here it is!
Looks like an idol! Looks like an idol!
Looks like an idol!
Let's take a look! Who was in the band in January?
Tonoka-san!
How is she doing?
Who's February? February is Kojima-san, isn't it? February is...
It doesn't look like a real one
The inside is still...
We can only show you the cover
The staff made it because they were jealous
But the cover is complete
You can enjoy it after you buy it
I'm very curious about it
Please look forward to it
By the way, when is this calendar released?
This is November 10th, Saturday
You can buy it from your nearest shop, Odaiba's Fuji TV, official shop or homepage
November 10th, Saturday, it will be released, please look forward to it
Actually, that's not all
That's not all
What is it?
There will be a sale event!
The Idling and BLT collaboration event to commemorate the sale of the calendar will be held at Bosch on December 2nd, Sunday, in Tokyo!
I see. How can I participate?
Please put up the application form on the cover of the calendar and apply for it.
A limited number of 150 people will be able to participate in the lottery!
So it's an event limited to 150 people for one day?
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing, Eto-san!
Eto-san, what do you think?
Idling is good, after all.
Idling... and idols are good?
Yes, that's right.
In addition to that, there will be an unveiling of ShizuoVTR, which was filmed behind the scenes of the calendar shooting.
It's ShizuoVTR!
Asano-san, ShizuoVTR is bad, isn't it?!
It's bad, isn't it?!
But it can't be helped, can it?!
I can say whatever I want now!
Today, it will be announced on BLT's homepage, so please check it out!
Let's have some fun today!
In addition to daily broadcasts, we also deliver broadcasts of our own broadband distribution "fuji tv on demand".
"fuji tv on demand" allows you to easily view it from your computer, and it even comes with a special video after the broadcast is over.
"on demand" allows you to see our weird faces as many times as you like.
Please enjoy "idling" more!
So, this is a new segment. What segment will we be doing?
In order for "idling" to become a full-fledged "idol", we need to learn more about society.
This is what this "road professional" has come up with for "idling".
Well, everyone still has a long way to go in society.
What kind of "professional" is he?
First, please watch this "vtr".
The year is 2007.
There are still many mysteries in this world.
The "road professional" who has chosen this mystery to solve is...
Major Yazawa's "society investigation".
"Whiteface", catch him!
Major Yazawa is heading to Arakawa Ward, Tokyo.
His mission this time is to investigate a "mystery weapon manufacturing factory" called "Whiteface".
Since it's a secret mission, he's not allowed to tell anyone about it.
To see the factory.
Thank you very much.
He supplies food for the police and arrives at the factory that manufactures white base.
To avoid suspicions, we have to pay attention to the latest developments,
otherwise we won't be able to develop here.
At last, Major Yazawa's investigation begins.
Is that the raw material?
It doesn't seem like the rumored Gundarium alloy.
Is it natural rubber?
That's the latest type of open-closed dense alloy.
It's already been completed.
I see.
SBR, IR, and natural rubber are mixed with zinc and sulfur powder to adjust the softness.
Is that a roll?
Rubber is stretched to a constant thickness.
It's like pulling out the gas in the rubber.
What's more, Major Yazawa sneaks inside.
Oh, he's cutting what's stretched with a cutting machine.
White base is already mass-produced.
But that man has been working alone for a while now.
Is it U-type?
Oh, it's not possible for me to take that fragment I worked so hard for.
Huh? A man is coming out.
Fufufu, I got it, white base.
If you bring it back and check it out, you'll know everything.
I'll do a commercial here for now.
After encountering a target-type surveillance camera, Major Yazawa's investigation continues.
Is that a press machine pressing the material produced earlier into the molding molding?
At a temperature of 130 degrees and 100 kilometers per hour or more, is this press machine a monster?
It looks like it's almost complete.
Are we finally getting a new weapon?
Finally, the white base is complete.
Major Yazawa's investigation is also coming to an end.
That's the white base.
So, the manufacturing process of the white base has been revealed by this investigation.
But, I have a favor to ask of you.
I want you to think about how this white base I got this time will be used in the future.
Do you understand?
And with that, Major Yazawa has arrived at the studio.
Nice to meet you.
By the way, this is your first time being an idol, right?
Yes.
Then, can you say something to the idol members?
You're cute.
Thank you!
You're cute, Major Yazawa.
No, I'm not!
I won't say anything!
Major Yazawa.
Major Yazawa, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Thank you for not getting angry.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
With that, I'd like you to think about Major Yazawa's problems.
Masuno-san, you can sit in the opposite seat over there for some reason.
The seat in the white base is vacant.
Major Yazawa, you can go over here.
The white base is...
Be quiet!
Now, I'd like to ask you something.
At the factory, while making the white base, you cut off a triangle of rubber.
Everyone has it in their hands, right?
After this, how is it used?
Major Yazawa, what is it?
If you have a question, just say it.
What is it used for?
After this, what is it used for?
What is it used for?
It's not like this, is it?
Yes.
This material is really like this.
It's rubber, the material.
Is this transforming into some form?
It's close.
It's close?
She said it's close.
Detective! Detective! What did you eat for breakfast?
It can't be helped.
Then, everyone!
Please write it in the clip!
It's "how to use it".
How do you use it?
Is this white base?
Yes.
Is this white base?
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much.
I got it.
Is it related to baseball?
Yes, it is.
It looks like you are having trouble, Major.
Do you have any hints?
Hints...
we don't have any.
What do you mean you don't have any?
You don't have anything you don't have, Major, right?
Well, one thing I can say is...
it's not one thing.
One way of using it is not one thing?
Yes, it's not one of them.
I see!
That's a great hint.
What time did you get up this morning?
I'm in the middle of reading the script.
Everyone is saying that this is the base of baseball.
Base?
I see.
It's close, isn't it?
This is the main base.
It's like this.
Isn't this styrofoam?
Huh?
This is styrofoam, but we have this for now.
Huh?
It's rubber.
A real rubber.
It's about this size.
Does it mean it's necessary?
It's leftover from when we made it.
Yes.
What we do with it.
I see.
You know what I mean, right?
Yes, I know!
It's quite difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Is it difficult?
But it's simple. Even Eto-chan can't do it.
Eto-chan can do it?
Do you know her name?
Me? Do you know me?
I just saw your name.
Oh, it's you!
I see.
So you don't usually watch idols, do you?
Oh, it's my first time.
Oh, it's your first time.
It's good you took off this job.
That's right.
I thought about idols.
I see.
And you took it up with me.
It's difficult!
Did you manage to do it?
Now, who should we look at first?
First...
Um... Um... The one who's the most...
Slurred out.
- Yokoyama-san! - Ruriko-chan!
- Is it Yokoyama-san? - Yes.
- Yokoyama-san. - Yes.
- There's a lot of people who ask about the white line.
The line that's often used for separating people at university festivals.
- Yes. - Um... It's like a stone wall.
- Oh... - And you break it up and make it look like powder.
- Oh, that's right! The line car thing. - Oh...
- Like "Is it?" - Oh...
- How about this one? - Oh, it's sweet.
- It's sweet. - It's sweet?
- She said it's sweet! - It was sweet.
- It's sweet... - Next...
- Yes. - Who?
- Um... The woman who sometimes spreads her legs out at the very end.
- "Sometimes" means... - "Sometimes" means... Do you know what you're doing?
- "Sometimes" means you don't know what you're doing. - Sometimes it's sweet.
- You just spread it out, didn't you? - Yes.
- This is like... When you're cooking...
You can use it like a mouth instead of a face...
- Yes. - Or you can use it like pants.
- Is that right? - Yes.
- The detective is laughing... Are you okay? - Shut up!
- It looks like she's in the detective's comfort zone.
- It's sweet. - It's sweet?
- It's sweet! - Oh, you still think it's sweet?
- Please look at me more and more. - Yes.
- The person you're interested in. - Um...
- The one who's the oldest. - How do you know?
- Oh, you can tell just by looking at me!
- Oh, it's your first time seeing me, right? - It's your first time seeing me, right?
- How do you know? - The atmosphere...
- The atmosphere... - The atmosphere...
- But it's Rurika-chan, right? Here and here and here...
- The base... Oh, it's not the base, what is it?
- It's the base. - Yes, yes.
- The line. - Yes, yes.
- The line. - The line, right?
- How is it?
- You've gotten good at it.
- What?! - That's...
- How do you judge it, detective? - Is it correct?
- Close. - Close.
- Close?! - Close?!
- But it's not correct. - But it's different.
- It's different...
- The person next to you is boldly drawing "here", what is it? - What is it?
- Well, it's a baseball bat and this is where you hit a home run. - A home run?
- What is it? - It's not who it is, it's like a white base, like a triangle.
- You stack about 10 or 30 of these and make the triangle part of the base.
- And this is what's left of it? - That's right, that's right. It's a fragment of it.
- A fragment of it? - If you keep doing that for 3 hours, it becomes a big white base and it's useful when you hit a home run.
- It's useful when you hit a home run? - Yes, it's useful when you hit a home run.
- Ms. Shou, what do you think? - You've gotten good at it. - Thank you!
- It's not correct. - Then, what is it?
- The one with the pom-pom. - Is it a pom-pom? - Yes.
- You put this inside of a baseball ball and you make it elastic. - Oh, you make it elastic with that!
- I see. - I see. - What do you think of that?
- It's clever! - It's clever! - What? - Wasn't it clever, Ms. Tanoka? - It's clever!
- That's... that's... his shoulder. - His shoulder!
- When you don't like the height of your underwear
you can put it in here. - You can put it in 2 or 3 places. - Yes
2 or 3 places.
- I think it's perfect. - What do you think of his answer? - You brat!
- I'm sorry! - Then, is there an answer in here? Let's watch the correct video.
- Think about it! - The correct answer is... you put one white base like this and...
- Yes, the correct answer is... you put 6 of these parts together like this and you make one more base!
- That's right, Major! - Major!
- That person is correct, isn't she? - She's correct, isn't she? You connect them like this and you make one more...
She's correct!
- Eh, what is it? - Yes! For Major Yazawa only, I'll give you a mechanical pen!
Congratulations!
- First, an announcement! - Yes!
On October 31st, this Saturday, the battle to determine the top of the J.League Yamazaki Nabisco Cup will finally be held!
Please don't miss it!
- Well, there's only about four minutes left. - That's right.
- I'd like to go to the fans with my chest out. - Yes, let's do it!
Let's go!
- It's been a long time since you've been working on it. - It's a waste not to have it.
It's a waste, isn't it?
Then, let me announce today's theme.
The theme is this!
"What should you do to become an idol one or two years in advance?"
- Yes, then... - Yes, the number of applications has increased by eight years!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Now, let's go. Who wants to go first? - Yes!
- Yes, then... Team 1, Yokoyama-san, let's go! - Yes!
Thank you! I'm Yokoyama Rurika of Idling No. 9!
I got my fan name from Ruri's No. 9! Thank you very much!
"What should you do to become an idol one year ahead of you?"
- I'll polish myself! - Oh!
- Eto-chan! - Yes, Eto-chan!
It's okay, Eto-chan! It's okay!
- Yes, this is... - What do you mean?
I think everyone's eyes will become strict if I do that...
- ...so I'd like to do things like self-care. - What kind of self-care would you like to do?
Well, I really like delicious food, so I eat too much of it.
I like sweets, and I only like high-calorie foods...
...so I'd like to work hard and lose weight in a healthy way.
You're serious!
- Okay, then... I'll give you Yokoyama-san's hand. - Thank you!
- Oh! - Now, here...
- Eto-san will... - What's wrong?
- What's wrong with you? - Your hair is all messed up!
- My hair is all messed up?! - Your hair is all messed up!
- Your hair is all messed up! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - You're up all night!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Are you okay? - I'm okay!
- I'm okay! I'm okay! - Are you okay?
- I'm okay! - Really?!
- I heard that! - Really?!
I hope you don't get a stomachache.
- Let's move on to Endo-san! - Yes!
I'm Endo-mai, and I got my fan name "Nonki-kun". Thank you!
What should you do to become a one-person idol?
First of all, become a half-person idol.
- It's one step at a time, right? - Yes.
- By the way, how many people are there now? - There are about three-tenths of people now.
- Three-tenths of people? - Not yet!
- Not yet? - Not yet!
- First of all, become a half-person idol. - Yes.
- You can become a half-person idol in two steps? - Yes, in two steps.
- How many people are there now, Koizumi-san? - There are about three-tenths of people now.
- Three-tenths of people? - Not yet!
- There are about three-tenths of people now! - Not yet!
I understand.
- Lastly, let's have Yazawa-san close the show. - Yes!
- Please! - Yes!
- Oh, Yazawa-san, we hope to see you again! - Goodbye!
- You look pale and your forehead is huge! - Please don't! I had a stomachache, I'm sorry.
- Well, Endo-san will present her award! - Yes, here it is! - Thank you!
- And now, Etto-san! - Yes, I'm Idling No. 4, Ettomaria! Thank you for joining us for 3 years!
- What should an Idling No. 1 do? - Talk to Monchi! - Oh! - That's good!
- Idling has many good points, but we hope you can improve those points and work on your weaknesses one by one. - Weaknesses? - Yes!
- Monchi is a weakness? - Yes! - She's an Idling No. 1! - Weaknesses one by one! - She's leaking water! - Yes, we'll stop that!
- Monchi is an Idling No. 1! - Well, Etto-san, why don't you talk to Monchi right now? - Right, Monchi? Well...
- There's that, but... Monchi... - You're Idling No. 1! - Monchi, you can't be Idling No. 1! - Is it okay for you to say that, Monchi?
- Well... I'm going to educate her Idling No. 1! - Monchi-san, I'm sorry! - Yes! - That's all for today!
- Well, Monchi... - Yes, I'm No. 2 and 8, Monchi.
- I got my fan name from Tata-san. Thank you! - Let's do it!
- What should you do to become a one-man idol? - Use white and yellow separately.
- Because yellow and white are the same color. - That's right.
- I think Monchi had two colors. - Yes.
- When do you use them separately? When do you use white?
- Ah, I know what you're talking about. - For example...
- I'm just my usual self. - Your usual self is white?
- Yes, I'm white. - Are you all white?
- No, we're not! - No, we're not!
- It seems like you're not convinced at all. - No, we're not.
- I'm just my usual self. - What kind of white are you?
- Well, you know... I'm just my usual self!
- What was that? - And what about black?
- Black is... well, when I'm mad at Eto-chan or... - When you're mad at Eto-chan...
- I've never seen you like that! - I've never seen you like that!
- The more we talk about you, the more you're getting out of hand!
- Why? - It's funny, isn't it? - No!
- What are you wearing now? - Ah, I'm wearing white now.
- You're wearing white now, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- You only look gray to us, don't you? - What?!
- Okay, I'll give you your real award! - Thank you!
- Okay, next up is Kato-san! - I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm an idol singer!
- I got my fan name "Sea-nii-san" from you! Thank you!
- What should you do to become an idol singer?
If you talk about being an idol singer here, it's actually decided, so I think you can do anything if you put it out.
What kind of commercials do you want to do?
Sweets would be good, right?
Commercials about socks?
Sweets? What kind of sweets?
Sweets! Chocolates!
How about you, Eto-chan?
I like gum commercials.
Eto-chan, you don't like glasses, do you?
No, it's because you're all wearing them.
I see.
But if there are any companies watching this...
If there are...
Around here...
If you say that to everyone, you'll all fall apart!
If you say something...
What kind of commercials did you watch, Tajiru-san?
Akanemaru...
Goski Doraeki commercials...
What?
Kawaii Local's...
That's a pinpoint!
I don't know!
What about you, Tomoka-san?
If I could make it happen...
If you could make it happen, what would you do?
I'd like to do a hot fantasy commercial.
I see!
Go for reality!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is a little...
I see!
What about you, Ponchi-san?
Eh, what should I do?
If I could do it, I'd like to try various things.
Give her something!
I'll give you nine tickets.
Thank you very much!
And now, Ms. Takiguchi.
Yes, my name is Takiguchi Mira, and I'm an idol.
I got my fan name from Robin J. Thank you very much!
What should an idol do before becoming an idol?
Continue appearing in this show.
I've been doing various jobs up until now,
but when it comes to idol-like jobs, this show is the only one.
What other shows have you been on?
For example?
For example, I've been running 100 meters on Awaji Island.
And I've been dressed up as a costume.
I don't think you've changed much since this show.
You just said two things, but you're still doing the same things.
Where do you think you're an idol?
What else?
There's been a lot of things, but...
Also...
I've been on "Hana Hook".
Well, it wouldn't be strange if you were an idol.
It seems possible.
I want to cling to being an idol.
So, in order to cling to being an idol,
I've been doing idol activities as of now,
and I've been told that I should quit soon.
You've been told that?
There's a possibility that I'll be told that in the future.
If I grow up, I might have to quit.
You've been told that many times.
That's right.
So, I've been playing the drums in the past,
and I've been on a show called "idolette".
"Idolette"?
You're in the past.
Does that mean you were an idol?
Then what role will you play?
You're an idol, right?
That's right.
How should we treat you?
You're not us, are you?
If you're like that...
I think there are young people around you.
Really?
That's right.
Some people say, "Oh, grandma, you're in the way."
In the past, I used to say things like "bui bui" in the past.
What am I, a girl?
It doesn't matter!
Until when are you going to be like that?
I've changed into an idol-ette.
No, you don't have to change now.
I'll do my best.
Next, Yazawa-san!
Yes, I'm Yaza America, 7th year idol.
I got my fan name from Yazawako-san. Thank you very much.
Let's do it.
What should you do to become an idol one year ahead of you?
You can't say that easily.
That's right.
Even Natsukawa-san said it once, right?
"No, you can't!"
What is this?
"No, you can't!"
The way you said it...
You were hiding it, weren't you?
You couldn't do kanji?!
I didn't know.
What?!
Tatsumi-san, you couldn't do it?!
Ed-chan, you couldn't do it either?
No, I couldn't do it at all.
Ed-chan, you were writing "weak" just now.
Weakness of a weakness.
You were writing it like this and looking at it.
You were writing "weak" like this and "chon chon" and "chon chon" right?
Normally you would end it with "chon" and "chon" right?
I happened to want to add that at the end.
Anyone would want to end it with something delicious, right?
You wanted to add that quality at the end, right?
Yes.
As expected of Ed-chan.
Yada-san, I'll give you this.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's move on to Sekai no Koizumi-san.
Yes, I'm not Sekai but...
I'm an idol with two names, Koizumi Memi!
I got my fan name "Zumi-television" from Q-san.
Thank you very much!
Let's go, let's go to Sekai no Koizumi-san!
What should you do to become an idol with one name?!
Study other shows too!
Study, study!
As expected, in order to become an idol with one name...
Not only Hacchan, but also Payon-chan, Roku-chan...
You have to watch all of them!
Recently, I've been watching Payon-chan's "Omoikiri-television"...
Mino-san's...
Stop it!
Hurry up and stop it!
Stop this girl, everyone!
Everyone will suffer!
Everyone, stop her!
Ponchi, tell her about the show you recommend!
The show I recommend is San-chan's...
San-chan's what?! Stop it!
No, it's Hacchan's show!
Please give him a big hand!
Thank you very much!
Let's get started. What should you do to become a one-person idol?
You're the only one left, right?
That's right.
How did you like it, Corinne-chan?
It was fun!
If you like it, you'll like it too, right?
It's fun!
I think it's good, today. I'll set up this gathering stand.
Thank you very much!