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I keep forgetting that I'm an idol.
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Yes, let's introduce it! It's idling!
Let's do it with "ethofluenza", which is a disease that causes your glasses to have a high fever.
Let's do our best with eight people!
First of all, today's theme is "the moment you think it's a prank today".
First of all, from Kato-san!
Idling No. 1, Kato-san and Kato-san!
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when you ask a question about the content and you say "it's okay, it's okay"!
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when the staff is laughing a little.
"Idol song" is before "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when the air is muddy.
"Idol song" is after "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when the rehearsal time is strangely short and when you try to go up
you are told "you don't have to go".
"Idol song" is after "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when there are a strange number of staff in the waiting room before the performance.
"Idol song" is after "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when Mori-san is not there.
"Idol song" is after "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when the script is a little thin.
"Idol song" is after "end".
"The moment you think it's a prank today" is when Masuno-san asks us the same thing over and over again.
I see.
That's it for today.
Let's do our best for Eto-chan!
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A meeting to make what you want to do into a corner!
We decided to come up with a project for this show just for you girls,
and we asked you all to submit your projects and give them away!
We'd like you to continue presenting your ideas this Friday!
Who will it be?!
Let's start with Yokoyama-san for today!
Okay, here we go!
Yokoyama-san's project is...this!
It's...common sense testongue.
Testongue?
Yes!
This is...well, there are shows that do similar things,
but in about ten questions and few questions, we do a paper test and look at your answers.
I see.
And if you have a bad answer, we pick it up and rank you based on what you're best at.
And if you're in 9th place, you have to act embarrassed and say a word.
Oh, it's a penalty game, right?
Yes!
Oh, it's already decided, right?
Yes, you have to say something embarrassing.
Something embarrassing you say to the camera.
You have to act embarrassed and say something embarrassing.
You have to say something you can't even imagine as an idol.
You have to say something that embarrassing.
Yes!
I see, but I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't see it.
So, Yokoyama-san, you have to say something to the camera.
For example, say something like, "This is embarrassing."
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can you say something to the camera?
Okay, three, two, one!
I washed my face with toothpaste.
Something like that.
This is embarrassing in many ways.
You have to act embarrassed.
That's right.
Oh, that's right. What kind of acting do you have to do?
You have to act like you're all together.
Something like that.
Is it different because you're all together?
That's right.
But isn't it fine like this?
It's fine like this, so act like you're all together and say something embarrassing.
That's right.
It doesn't mean you can't do it.
It's like Yokoyama-san's attitude.
I like Yokoyama-san's attitude.
Right?
Kano-san, what do you mean by "embarrassing words"?
What do you mean by "embarrassing outfit"?
Embarrassing outfit?
To be honest, I've worn full-length tights before.
You've been talking for a long time, haven't you?
Most of the time, it's like that.
I see. Well, that's good, isn't it?
And there's one more thing.
Yes, it's "gatching with a lot of full pockets".
As you like full-length tights, you can get as many as you like within the time limit.
And you can rank them, and the last person can run with a belt conveyor belt all the time.
Belt conveyor!
What's a belt conveyor?
It's like a running machine.
Yes, you can run with it all the time.
I see. Full-length tights.
But I can't see the picture.
You can't see it.
You can't see it, can you?
Then let's try it.
Do you have full-length tights?
Do you have it?
Let's have two or three people put it on.
Oh, you have it here.
You have it.
Then let's have Yokohama-san put it on first.
And, well, Takiushi-san.
You know who I am, don't you?
And Yazawa-san.
Okay, come forward and let's take a picture together.
I've never seen anyone with full-length tights.
Okay, let's do it.
Are you going to put it on?
Yes, please put it on.
Please put it on.
Where?
Are you going to put it on or not?
Are you ready?
Are you going to put it on or not?
It was funny.
Ready, go!
Here you go.
I see.
People who like this will like it.
Both of them are classic, so no!
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to seeing what Tonoka-san will come up with.
Here is Tonoka-san!
The 9 idols and Ishimoto-san will prank Masuno-san.
- Me? - Yes.
If you succeed, Masuno-san will die alone.
- I see. - Yes.
But if you don't succeed, the 9 idols and Ishimoto-san will die again.
- I see. - Of course, there will be no reverse prank.
- Please answer properly. - What is it?
- But, you know... - It's good, it's good.
- If we say it now, it will be exposed. - That's right!
- It's a little suspicious, but it will be exposed. - It's not something to say here.
- That's right. - But...
- I see. - Yes, April 2nd is a fixed date.
- That's right! - If we say it now...
- Let's do it on April 2nd! - That's right!
- But don't let anyone know, okay? - Okay, understood.
- Tonoka-san, please look forward to it! - What?!
- I know you're hiding it from me, so you can't eat it!
- Moving on... - It looks interesting, though.
- Moving on, what is it? - Yes!
- This is... - One more, yes!
- Eating! - Eating?!
- Yes! - Eating?!
- These nine idols will have a big eating battle!
- Yes! - Yes!
- If you win, you can eat as much as you can within the time limit!
- What are you going to eat? - That sounds fun!
- Delicious food! - Delicious food!
- Can you say the title call of "Onegai Fan"? - I'll do it!
You just want to eat it, so it's no good!
It's not funny at all!
I didn't want it to be this rough.
Too bad.
By the way, who's the biggest eater here?
Isn't it you, Yazawa-san?
- No, it's Rumi-chan! - Rumi-chan!
- It's Rumi-chan? - Rumi-chan!
- Eh, weird! - Eh?!
She eats a lot of food, but she'll spit it out soon, so...
Wait a minute!
It's a TV show!
I see.
"North Korean Potatoes" doesn't yield any results.
- It's tough. - It's tough.
I see.
I understand.
- Unfortunately, it's rejected! - Rejected!
Unfortunately...
Everyone's evaluation was good, but...
- I want to eat it! - I want to eat it!
It's called "eating", but it's just a big eater competition!
- Next! - Next up is Takeguchi-san, please!
- Oh! She's here! - Yes!
- I'm looking forward to Takeguchi-san's performance! - Yes!
- Takeguchi-san's song is... - Yes!
...this one!
Yes! One-day MC experience!
- Yay! - Wow!
We'd like to ask Masuno-san, who always makes us laugh during our idol talk,
- to take a day off. - Oh!
- I see! - That's kind of you!
We'd like to thank Masuno-san, who always does her best,
- but Masuno-san's Takeguchi... - Wait!
- Wait! - Wait!
- Takeguchi-san will be the MC? - Yes!
- Will you be seen? - I don't think I'll be seen much.
- Of course, I'll change my outfit, too... - You won't be seen?
- I won't be seen at all. - You won't be seen?
- And... - She's getting serious.
- And? - And?
- Masuno-san will be on the show for 10 minutes. - That's too long!
- 10 minutes?! - I'm not taking a break! I'm watching it all the time!
Yes, you're sitting in the seat of the studio watching it all the time.
Won't I be like a monkey at the end of the year?
- No problem! - It's like I'm being shown off.
I'm sorry about this show!
- First of all, Takiguchi-san is the main character... - We're the main characters!
- The problem is... - I'm sorry about this show!
- The show! - What's with this show?
- Please pay close attention to this part. - How is it?!
- This is a mobile. - Don't worry about the details.
- It's different. - It's different.
- It's round. - This is also different.
- The end of the board is curved. - It's curved.
- Don't worry about the details. - It's a mobile and an elephant's clothing.
- Mobile... - It's amazing.
- Isn't it great? Isn't it great? - Oh no!
- I'm going to lose! - In the end, my burden is...
- It's going to be a big hit. - It's going to be a big hit.
- It's going to be a big hit. - Yes, Matsuda-san.
- No! - No!
- It's embarrassing for me. - Takeguchi-san, we have one more project. - Yes, we do. - One more, please.
- What does "sig" mean? - "Sig" means... - What does "sig" mean? - It's a secret. - You're singing "sig" weirdly, right? - Yes.
- I made a mistake again. - You're terrible. - This is a little... - Because you're terrible, you shouldn't!
- That was good. - Before you go, please study Chinese. - Sorry. - Yes, sorry.
Okay, last but not least, Koizumi-san, please!
Hey, give me something with more punch!
That's right, Koizumi-san.
Please show us your bold plan.
Okay!
Koizumi-san's plan is...this!
Can you read it?
It's called "mono-moneying."
Basically, you sing a song and sing one person in one corner.
There are always nine people in the opening and there are quite a lot of chorus parts and not many people sing alone.
That's why I'm thinking of singing alone in the future.
And I thought about it, but if it were me, it would be Hamasaki Yannick or Matsuda Seiko.
And if it were Mai-chan from the 3rd circle, it would be Kimura Kaira.
Wait, wait, wait!
So it's "mono-moneying"?
Yes, it's "mono-moneying."
You can do "mono-moneying"?
That's fine, but...
And if it were the 8th circle...
And if it were the 8th circle's host, it would be Agnes-chan or something like that.
Agnes-chan!
It's "mono-moneying"!
That's what I've been thinking about.
That's some serious nonsense.
It's similar to Kimura Kaira, so I was thinking about Kimura Kaira.
What kind of advice are you giving me?
Please give it a try.
For example, Koizumi-san.
Yes?
Do Matsuda Seiko's "mono-money."
I want to do it!
I can't do it, but...
You did it before, right?
I can do it, but...
It's expensive, so you can't do it.
I did it because I like it.
Huh?
I did it because I like Matsuda Seiko-san.
Hurry up and do it!
Yes!
Yay!
Koizumi-san's Matsuda Seiko-san's "mono-money."
Center, center.
Go ahead!
Okay, "sabui" is over!
Ah, Enno-san! Enno-san, I'm sorry, but Koynami-san said it, so...
Try riding it!
You didn't say anything, did you?
You didn't say anything!
I'm really sorry!
Now, Enno-san's impersonation of Kimura Kaira!
Well, try impersonating Agnes-chan who's inside you!
So, this is Agnes-chan! Please go ahead!
Ah, hello. Good evening. I'm Agnes-chan.
I see.
I'm lying, so it can't be wrong, right?
Everyone, what do you think of this project?
It's because you're not good at it.
You're the worst.
So, no!
It's about time you decided something.
There's one more.
There's something called "pie-nugging".
You know the white pie?
It's a corner where you have to throw it.
Just like we did for "Micael Royale" or "Yakiniku Royale",
it's a form of pie-nugging.
So, like this,
two people will team up and do it one-on-one,
and do it like "bang!"
The one who loses...
The one who loses will eat the pie and...
eat the pie and do the show.
That's the plan.
Just like that?
How about this?
Okay, Tomoka-san.
Since it's nine of us,
we'll do it one-on-one again.
What?
This is a mess again.
Isn't it like this show?
It's a show where you mess up the announcer.
Don't mess me up.
It's fun, isn't it?
If you win...
If you win, we'll give you delicious fruits.
That sounds fun!
Can we start with the fruits?
It's fun, isn't it?
How about this?
Can we do more than this?
One more?
Keep!
You can't do it for now.
You can't do it right away.
Out of all the things that came up,
what do you think is good?
Was there anything you could see?
Anything?
Let's see...
If there wasn't anything,
this place would have been closed down.
No!
It's either closed down or closed down.
It's closed down.
But Tomoka-san's eating was good.
It was good!
Who can eat the most of the bread and soba?
So you all want to do eating, right?
Of course!
I see. I'm in charge of it.
So you all like eating, right?
Excuse me.
Eto-chan?
Eto-chan!
I see. I understand.
I'll go with that.
So Eto-chan, in one word...
It's a losing game!
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"Wagamama" wants to say is...
So, today's total is...
742 yen!
I wonder what Kimura Kaira will say about this in the future.
Let's start with Yami Daisho!
Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm an idol.
I got my fan name from Metabolic-san. Thank you!
Let's go.
What selfishness would you like to say once?
"Masuno, go buy me bread!"
You've said something similar to that to me, haven't you?
I haven't!
I haven't said it!
You have, you have.
You know how Rurika-chan brings up this character from time to time?
Ah, I see.
I'm really jealous of you.
But even if you say it, it's a character, isn't it?
You're actually like that, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
I'm not!
It's bad, isn't it?
I'm not!
Ah, you can't say it here, can you?
Wait, Kato-san!
I see.
When I came out on this show, my image was really down.
Image down?
Isn't that a rust that came out of your body?
No, it's not!
Using your career...
No, it's not!
It's bad, isn't it?
Rurika-chan, say it!
Because it's the first time I've seen an idol's pressure like that on this show!
What do you mean, "pressure"?
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary, Kato-san.
Yes.
Now that we've lowered Kato-san's image, we'll give you a sticker!
Stop it!
Stop it, everyone!
Sorry, we lowered your image, didn't we?
Now, who wants to go next?
Yes!
Yes, then...
Endo-san!
Yes!
Yes, the idol song is "Endo omae".
The fan name...
Iida-san gave it to me.
Thank you very much.
Who wants to say it once?
Who's selfish?
During the show...
No, you can't!
Is it better during the show?
Because I don't have any physical strength...
Rumi-chan, you know, right?
I know, I want to sleep.
Yeah...
Stop it!
Just once is fine, right?
Just once...
You...
You were really sleepy just now, weren't you?
You were really sleepy, weren't you?
That was...
That was a trauma for me!
Everyone's trauma!
Takeuchi, don't point fingers at me!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Next up is Ponchi!
Yes!
I'm idling number 8, Ponchi!
I got my fan name "foka foka" from you! Thank you!
What would you like to say once?
I want to do a solo corner!
What do you want to do?
Singing is fine!
Singing, quiz, talk, I want to do anything!
If it's solo, I want to do anything!
What do you want to do?
If it's solo, I want to do anything!
You want to make the show into a conting show!
Anything is fine! If it's solo, anything is fine!
That's too much!
If it's solo, I want to do agression!
If it's solo, it's fine!
You want to do aggression?
I was doing a great performance earlier!
I don't know, but I'll give you a ball!
Thank you!
Next up is Yazawa!
Yes!
I'm Yazawa Rika of IDOLiNG7!
I got my fan name "kujo" from you!
Thank you!
What would you like to say once?
At the end of the year, I'll spend it with my family,
so I want to eat kohaku!
Shut up!
That's cool!
That's cool, right?
It would be nice if that happened!
However, I don't think Yazawa-san's singing ability is possible in this life.
Really?
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
Are you happy to hear "it's okay, it's okay"?
It's complicated, isn't it?
I'll give you the award!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Now, Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
After being an idol, I'm Takiguchi Miro.
I got my fan name from Kinki-san! Thank you!
Let's go!
What is the selfishness you want to say at least once?
Please edit CS as well!
You're right.
Takiguchi-san, I know you feel that way.
You know it for me?
How do you know it?
Am I suitable for editing programs?
I'll give you the microphone!
Thank you!
Now, Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
After being an idol, I'm Yokoyama Rurika.
I got my fan name from Cheeseburger-cheesenuki-san! Thank you!
Let's go!
What is the selfishness you want to say at least once?
Your voice is like a drama. I'm sick of it.
Shut up, you idiot!
I'll give you a sticker!
Now, Tonoka-san!
Yes!
After being an idol, I'm Tonoka Erika.
I got my fan name from Sotoka Erika-san! Thank you!
Let's go!
What is the selfishness you want to say at least once?
Everyone, listen to me today!
I want you to listen to me, but it's already time!
I'm sorry!
Okay, last one! We don't have much time, so I won't say it!
Koizumi-san!
Say it with me! 3, 2, 1!
"I"!
I'm sorry, but I have something to say.
Yes.
For example, what would you say?
Um... I want to change seats!
Change seats!
Where? Where do you want to go?
There's also a seat in between and you can see the whole thing.
I'm looking at the seat in between and it's like...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I knew you'd say that.
You can't see Kato-san's scary side in the main show.
Isn't it good? What do you think of the scenery?
Wait a minute.
How is it?
It's low.
There's a little more but let's go with it.
Then, Koizumi-san, let's go.
Idling No. 2 is me, Koizumi.
I got my fan name from Chogin-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go.
What selfishness would you like to say once?
Camera-san, just film me.
Isn't that what you always say?
I didn't say that!
Koizumi-san, you really say that a lot, don't you?
Even if it's just for one day, just film me for 30 minutes.
No, it's just...
It's just, you know...
We're not the ones filming, right?
Right? I want to film you but...
That's up to the camera-san, right?
It's up to us whether we film you or not, right?
Right? So...
Let's have the camera-san decide.
Oh, that's good!
Camera-san, thank you very much!
Then, No. 2!
If you're okay with filming Koizumi...
Please use my signal to film Koizumi.
No. 2, are you okay with it?
If you're not okay with it, please film someone else.
If you like Koizumi, film Koizumi.
If you like someone else, please film someone else.
Let's go! Camera-san, No. 2!
3, 2, 1...
Next, Ichikame-san.
Ichikame-san, if you don't mind, please show us someone else.
3, 2, 1...
Mr. Yonkame, Mr. Koizumi, if you don't mind, please say something else.
3, 2, 1...
Okay, that's it.
Mr. Koizumi is angry.
Mr. Koizumi said something else.
Mr. Sankame, please.
Mr. Koizumi, if you don't mind, please say something else.
Koizumi, I'm so mad!
Are you Nikae-san?
Nikae-san!
I'm Onasa-kei.
Okay, last one.
Oh, everyone's answer first.
Let's see...
There's eight of us, but what should we do?
Let's go with Takeguchi-san for today.
Let's go with Takeguchi-san for today!
The camera has decided not to do it.
Lastly, Koizumi-san, please end it.
Lastly, the camera will end it.
Are you ready?
Koizumi-san, please!
3, 2, 1!