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I'm your host and TV announcer, Saito Maiko.
Today, we're going to change some of the content.
I still can't believe it, but something terrible and sad has happened.
The members of "Idling's Distance" don't know what happened.
First of all, let's take a look at this.
2007, February 7th.
A shock ran over Wannabee.
It's the 58th Idol Ring opening announcement.
First of all, self introduction. Today's theme is "giving back to the staff".
Idol Ring Yond is in Samaria.
"Giving back to the staff".
Please clean up the machine room a little.
I was really surprised at that statement.
"We're dirtying up the dressing room, and we're bothering you."
That's what it said.
I can't believe it.
The staff thought they had a trust relationship, but it seems like they were very sad.
The person in question said, "I don't care if you say it like that, but I'm in trouble if you say something different from the truth."
It's not just Edo-chan's problem.
I think it's a problem that no one told the truth and no one denied it at the time of that one word.
Let's call them to the scene.
Mr. Morimoto of the scene!
That's why you're not here!
I'm Saita Morimoto, a digital media announcer.
I'm near the waiting room of the staff room and idol room on the 24th floor.
As Edo-chan said, I'd like you to judge whether or not the staff is dirtying the room.
Mr. Morimoto!
What's the situation near the dressing room?
The hallway is not wide at all, but not a single piece of garbage has fallen.
It's in pretty good condition.
As expected of digital media.
It's in good condition.
This is the dressing room of the idol room.
Let's take a look inside.
It's a battlefield that cannot be described in words.
However, as you can see here,
this is what it looked like before the idling started.
It's a pretty successful and beautiful return.
This is what it looked like before you came in, right?
However, things are a little different now.
But it's the press that will tell you about it.
I'd like you to tell everyone about it and make a firm decision.
Please be careful.
Excuse me for a moment.
I also have a little courage, but I will take a step inside as a journalist.
This is terrible.
I have also been to many anti-corruption sites and rubbish dumps, but I have never been back.
There is a smell that comes all the way to the back of my nose.
Yes, it's around here.
Can you see it?
Yes.
It's important. It's on the script.
It's like a croissant.
And what is it?
It's like a mess around here.
A lot of things have fallen.
It has fallen.
The cup is also written "genius", but we don't know who it belongs to.
We don't know who's a genius.
It is true that the script may say that.
Yes.
This is unthinkable for a professional.
That's right.
And...ah! Here...
Even though it's here, it's written in detail about how to sort out the trash.
Ah, here's something. Is it a belt? Whose belt is it?
Eh?! What could it be?!
Let's put it on.
But where is this smell coming from?
Is it like this?
Is it from the clothes?
And...ah!
Are you okay?!
Be careful!
Here's a Nintendo DS.
It's popular now, but it's connected to the charger.
Well, what do you think of Fuji TV's power supply?
That's right!
There's something about it, but...
It's connected here, right?
Ah, here too!
There's sweets on top of the script.
Ah! It's terrible!
PUNCH!
I don't even want to touch it. Even if I'm holding it with both hands, I don't want to touch it.
That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
What do you have there?
I don't know who wrote this, but there's a lot of scribbles.
I think the staff wrote the message above.
The staff wrote, "Let's do our best today," but it's a bit of a lonely result, isn't it?
It's terrible.
It's...
It's terrible.
It's rude.
There's another picture.
Ah! Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
The cup is collapsed.
Is it tea or water?
That's...
That's not good!
I don't know whose cup it is, but...
It says "tono" on it.
"Tono"
It's around here.
Isn't this Mr. Tono?
The tissue he used is scattered.
Wow!
I don't know what he wiped with.
It's scary!
Please be careful!
It's like this.
It's falling.
Was there a cake in it?
There's nothing in it anymore.
He's taking off his shoes, isn't he?
That's right.
In this state.
He's taking off his shoes.
There are some pistachios in it.
This is terrible.
What is it?
What is that brown thing?
That brown thing...
What is it?
Is it chicken?
It's chicken. It's naked.
It's on the desk.
It's directly placed there.
What's next to it?
It's like a cup of soba.
A cup of soba.
He bought it at a convenience store.
He ate it.
If you look at it like this...
I don't think there will be any grandparents right after the war.
That's right.
Japan was also in a time of famine.
This desk is a symbol of this time of famine.
The color of the banana is changing.
If you eat it, you eat it. If you don't eat it, you don't eat it.
I think we need to make a decision.
Do you usually eat cake like this?
Do you usually eat it with paper or tissue?
Popcorn was scattered as a matter of course.
There is a mobile phone charging here.
Are you using Moto Fuji's power on your own?
It can't be.
What is this?
Is it an announcement?
What is it?
What does it say?
I'm very curious about it.
I see.
What does it say?
There is also a DVD titled "One Candidate".
I don't know what's inside.
It says something very important.
There is also information about future plans.
"Idol Group Gachinko Cat Fight".
"Let's aim for Mount Fuji".
"Seizang Part 3-10".
I don't need it!
There is a lot of information.
I don't want to show it to you.
Someone is calling.
I don't think so.
Looks like it's Takiguchi-san's phone.
- Why?! - Oh, there's an email too.
- There's an email?! - There's an email?!
- Oh, Morimoto-san, you're not going to answer?! - For now, I'll just...
- Oh, you're going to answer, Morimoto-san?! - Yes!
Oh, he's properly responding!
It seems like he's okay.
In Mira-chan's place...
- But even so, it's awful! - It's awful, isn't it?
- It's awful, so... - Yes!
- If it goes like this, it'll be bad for us! - That's right!
- That's why I'm calling you properly! - Yes!
Everyone at the cleaning team! Please help me!
As expected, you should do that.
- Just as planned. - That's right.
The dressing room should have been cleaned up.
It's good.
It's better to clean up what's scattered.
It's better to help clean up.
It's getting cleaner and cleaner.
It looks like they're going to clean up the top of the desk in order.
It looks like they're going to do it all at once.
They've put it all together.
It's about half clean.
It's too early for that.
As expected of Fuji TV's security.
It's thorough.
Nice security.
It's getting more and more beautiful.
It's too early for that.
It's much better now.
It's back to normal in no time.
It's much better now.
It's clean now.
This is how you do it.
It's been cleaned up, so we'll throw away the trash.
Yes, please do.
Thank you for your hard work, Anna Morimoto.
Thank you for your attention.
It's back to normal now.
That's great.
We were able to check the security of the TV.
That's great.
Now we can work with peace of mind.
I think it's great.
Are you not coming back?
We're doing a live broadcast now.
They're back.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wait for me!
Everyone, this way, please.
Everyone, everyone...
It's a live broadcast...
Is it a live broadcast?
It's a live broadcast...
Everyone...
That was a lot of dirt, wasn't it?
Yes.
Then...
Is it the staff's fault?
That dirt...
It's our fault.
Let's use the dressing room cleanly, okay?
Yes, everyone, from now on, let's use it cleanly.
Understood, right?
Yes.
Then, let's introduce ourselves!
Today's theme is "Recently Reflected Things".
I'll clean up.
In that sense, don't do what you are doing because you will clean up the dressing room.
The locker may be a little dirty, so please don't do it.
I am Etomaria, Japanese idol singer. It's not the staff's fault. It's my fault.
I will clean up. Thank you.
I am Mina Takiguchi, a small idol singer.
Mr. Fuji TV, I will not steal your electricity.
I'm sorry.
I put it in my cell phone.
I am Rurika Tomoka, a small idol singer.
I will clean up the dressing room.
Thank you.
I am Rurika Tomoka, a small idol singer.
I wrote "genius" on the cup.
I am Honchi Hachigo, a small idol singer.
I will clean up the dressing room, so please don't take off your jacket.
Thank you.
I will not steal your electricity.
I am Rurika Tomoka, a small idol singer.
I am Honchi Hachigo, a small idol singer.
I will clean up the dressing room, so please don't take off your jacket.
Thank you.
I will clean up the dressing room, so please don't take off your jacket.
Today is Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
It's "Idol Human Diary".
"Idol Human Diary" airs every Wednesday and Friday at 8:58 pm.
Please watch it, too.
Let's do our best!
Every Monday to Friday from 5pm to 5.30pm!
On Fuji TV 739, we broadcast from 1am to 1.30pm!
Also, the internet broadcast "Fuji TV On Demand" is broadcast every Monday to Friday from 8pm!
You can watch it easily from the show's homepage, so please watch us do our best!
Okay?
Okay, so... "handsome" right?
Okay, everyone, one, two...
Please, "handsome"!
Okay, we'll sing a song!
Let me announce today's theme! The theme is this!
From "P" to "individual call", what will happen?
It's the producer, right?
I know him!
617!
Thank you!
Now, this is the topic of discussion!
Ah, what? Ah, I'm sorry.
What is it?
Here you go.
Ah, thank you.
Norikoto-san, you're different because you have a special seed.
It's a special seed, isn't it?!
You were born with it.
That's right.
You were born with it.
It's all thanks to you.
I'm surprised.
You've worked hard, really.
Who wants to go first?!
Yes!
Okay, who should we go first with?
Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm idling No. 7, Yazawarika.
I got my fan name from Binirubukuro-san. Thank you very much!
Okay, let's go.
What will happen if you call someone from P?
I don't have one.
What?!
Seriously! Seriously! Seriously!
I don't think you have one.
And you're not No. 1, right?
No, I do have one!
You do!
Oh, you have two.
Oh, you're right!
Then I'll put Kiyotasubu here.
Good!
Who wants to read the next one?
Eto-chan!
Yes! I'm Eto Maria, an idol singer.
Fun name!
Serious?
Thank you for participating in G-POP No. 1!
Let's go!
What will you do on a free Friday?
Give me back my 100 yen.
"Give me back" means "return it", right?
I was drinking juice and I got thirsty, so I borrowed it and gave it back.
You're such a weirdo!
Take care of your life, okay?
It seems like you're having a hard time.
We'll give you a sticker.
Let's move on to the next person.
Ponchi!
Yes! I'm idol number 8, Ponchi.
I received my fan name and password from you. Thank you!
Let's go. What happens when you call someone from "P"?
The majority of people hate me.
The majority of people hate you?
Ponchi-san, is it true?
Actually, my relationship with people has been...
It's not about food, is it?
Well, there's a lot of things.
Then, who do you like?
I can't say.
You can't say you like someone?
I can't say.
Are you okay? Do you want me to close my eyes?
I can't say.
Ponchi-san, do you want me to close my eyes?
Do you want me to close my eyes?
Close your eyes!
Everyone, close your eyes.
Who do you like?
I see.
I'll give you a microphone!
Let's go!
Endo-san!
Yes, Endo is good at idol songs!
I got it from a fan named "Mug"
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
What will happen if you make a personal request from P?
Don't bring a script to the sphere!
You...
You brought it!
I put it in my chest pocket like this and brought it
Seriously?!
And it also fits in my mouth
That's cute!
It's amazing!
It's cute and...
If it's cute you want to put it in your mouth?
You know what I mean?
I've been saying "I want to eat you!" and "I want to eat you!" since before
You're cute!
When I eat something cute I want to eat it
"I want to put anything in my mouth"
What will happen if you grow up?
I'll give you the microphone
Thank you very much!
Next, Tonoka-san.
Yes, I'm Tonoka Erika, and I'm 6 years old and I'm an idol.
I got my fan name "Kotobuwa Aroha-san" from you. Thank you.
Let's go.
From "P" to "individual call", what do you get scolded for?
"P" is more important than "D".
That's basic, right?
Yes, I didn't know much about "P"'s job.
I asked "What job does "P" do?" and I was told that.
And I thought, "Oh, I see."
Do you know what "P" stands for?
It's "producer".
Then, what do you think "D" stands for, Koizumi-san?
It's "director".
Oh, you said it!
Well...
Isn't it obvious?
Well, for me, "D" is more important than "P".
Why is that? Why? Why?
Because, you know, "D" is more reliable.
Reliable?
Next time? No, I won't go.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared!
Looks like we're going to end up with a new project.
Okay, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Takiguchi-san!
Yes, I'm Takiguchi Mira, and I'm an idol singer.
I got my fan name from Shouzu-san! Thank you!
Let's go!
What would happen if you called someone personally from P?
"Hurry up and go home!"
Are you walking around?
No, no!
What is it?
Well...
After an idol show is over, we talk in the dressing room all the time.
So we don't get angry, right?
That's why you're so flustered, right?
Yes.
"Hurry up and go home!"
Well...
If we stay here for a long time...
We get food.
What do you mean, "we get food"?
No, we get food for delivery.
So I thought, "If we stay here for a long time, we can get something."
It's because you're looking at me like you want something, right?
Yes.
That's right.
I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
Thank you!
Next up is...
Kato-san!
Yes! I'm idol number one, Kato Sayaka!
I got my fan name "Jopper"!
Thank you!
Let's go!
What would happen if you called someone personally from P?
"Give me back my heart!"
What did you do?
Well...
Charming women steal men's hearts.
I'll give you a sticker!
Idling No. 2, Rumi Koizumi. I got this from a fan named Marie Luce. Thank you!
Let's go! What did you get when you got a personal phone call from P?
Don't change your character all of a sudden.
I know, I know.
On the day of the Valentine's Day recording, I was told not to act like an adult.
You should stop that.
I was told there's no future for me.
We're having a hard time talking to you, too!
Was it hard for you to get involved?
It was hard for me to get involved.
Well, it was hard for me to get involved.
I don't know if it's okay for me to touch you or not.
Please be careful.
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san!
Idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika. I got this from a fan named Ruritan. Thank you!
Let's go! What do you get when you get a personal phone call from P?
I have that.
What is it?
Well...
A little while ago, I borrowed some secret boots.
But I haven't returned them yet.
Secret boots?
When did you borrow them?
Well, I have to wear them now.
What?
Where are they?
I don't know.
Aren't you always wearing them?
No, I borrowed a little more expensive one.
You're always wearing them?
So you're wearing them, right?
That's right.
Yes.
Next, Kiyoru.
Thank you!
Let's see everyone's answers!
Today's answer is Yasawa-san!
Yes, there will be an announcement segment after this.
Yes, that's all for today!
I think you can do it!
I don't need it!
But there was a DVD of the candidates, right?
No, there wasn't!
I don't know! I don't know, but I'll give you an answer!
It was a girl!
It's not good to say, right?
It was a boy.