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Every Monday to Friday, "idoling" broadcasts from Kyutai T-mouse and broadband, so please look forward to it!
Let's introduce "idoling" right away!
First of all, Kato-san, what do you think you can't beat someone next to you?
What do you think you can't beat someone next to you?
No matter how much you eat, you won't get fat at all. This promotion.
It's all about sexiness!
It's where glasses look good on you!
No. 5 Mira-chan, this is something you can't lose to...
No, you can't!
What I think you can't beat is...
Tonoka-chan's amazing power and joint technique!
That's right!
I'm Tonoka Erika, 6th member of IDLING.
What I think you can't beat is...
Here!
What I can't beat is your kind and pure heart!
What I can't beat is your long legs!
"Idol Human Diary" airs every Wednesday at 1:58 PM.
Let's do our best!
Please support us!
Every Monday to Friday from 5pm to 5.30pm on Fuji TV 739, we broadcast from 1am to 1.30pm!
And the internet broadcast "Fuji TV on demand" is broadcast every Monday to Friday from around 8pm!
You can watch it easily from the show's homepage, so please watch us doing our best!
In this segment, we will be reading the fans' emails about a certain topic.
Only one person can read them. For more information, please check out the show's homepage.
Then, let's announce today's topic. The topic is...
"My main corner is ______."
Let's see the total number of posts.
It's like this.
It's like a fight.
It's like when A.K.A.D. was around.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's like K.R.O.T.T.A.L.K.O.
Who wants to read it out loud?
Eto-chan!
I'm Eto Maria, and I'm an idol singer.
Fan name!
Thank you for joining us today.
What is my corner name?
Eto Maria's life concerns consultation.
Ask me anything.
Me?
Recently, I've been thinking about starting a company.
I don't know anything about stocks.
I'm thinking of buying glasses, but what color do you like?
Well, I think orange is good for you, Yazawa-san.
She's kind.
Takefuchi-san is always troubled, too.
Well, then...
How can I become young like you, Eto-chan?
You're already ten years old.
That's young.
You wake up early.
And you wash your face often in the morning.
Please give her the microphone.
Thank you.
Idling No. 6, Tonoka Erika.
Thank you for the fan name, Oyoneko-san.
Let's go. "What is my corner name in Men's MC?"
Tonoka Erika's "Dajal Senbon Nosque".
That's good!
What is it?
Eh? Futon is Futon, Rakuda is Rakuda, erm... erm...
- There's only two left! - Wait, wait! - There's only two left!
- There's still 198 left. - Erm... erm...
I put a cigarette on top of a ge-tabaco (ge-cigarette) and a cleaning lady came and said "ge-tabaco".
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
No, there's no way I'd think of that myself, right?
- That's amazing! - What is that?
Don't you like "Dajal Senbon Nosque", Erika?
Eh? Erm... let's see...
- I don't like it... erm... I... erm... - What is it?
Erm... there's no goal in my story, so please go on to the next one.
I thought you'd say "dajal" if you were in trouble.
- I thought you'd say "dajal" if you were in trouble. - "A woman who says anything as "dajal"".
- Is that it? - Yes, that's it.
- There's no goal. - Don't be embarrassed on TV, normally.
- I'll give you a ballpoint pen! - Yes, I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
- Now, I'll start assigning you. - Yes!
- Then, Kato-san! - Yes!
I'm Kato Sayaka, the first member of IDOLiNG!
I got my nickname "new" from you! Thank you very much!
- Yes! - Let's hear it! "What is my main MC corner name?"
- It's Kato Sayaka's "I'll tell you frankly". - Oh!
- What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - Eh?
- Can I say it like that? - Yes, you can.
- Then, Ichikame-san... - Yes?
- If you go on like this, you'll die. - Who are you talking about?
- Who is accepting that? - Eh? What are you talking about?
- Isn't it something for someone to talk about? - Eh? Eh? What should I do?
- Eh? Then, Masuo-san's... - Ah, me? Yes.
"I'll tell you frankly", Ichikame-san!
You've been doing it for ten years, you should know it by your sense of smell, but you say it like that, don't you?
It's Endo Umai's fan name, Nakamori-san gave it to me. Thank you very much.
Let's get started. What is my main MC corner?
Endo Umai's "Toriyuranai"
Oh, this is relaxing.
For example...
I want you to do it.
Well, which one should I do?
Since it looks like a natural monument, I'll go with Yanbarcuita.
I know what Yanbarcuita is, but since you said it looks like a natural monument, no one has agreed with you yet.
It does look like a natural monument.
What is it like? Can you tell us more about it?
It doesn't have much to do with birds, so I won't say much about it.
So it's Yanbarcuita?
That's right.
What about you, Yazawa-san?
What about me?
Yazawa-san, well...
It looks like you spend a lot of time at night.
It does?
Well...
You're rich.
Who's rich?
How about you, Ponchi?
Ponchi... Ponchi's voice is relaxing, so I'll use it for the show.
Yeah, that's about it...
That's about it!?
Let's see what we have here...
Here's a ballpoint pen!
Alright, Koizumi-san!
Yes! I'm Koizumi Rumi of IDOLiNG #2!
I got my fan name from Rumikawa-san!
Thank you very much!
Alright, let's get started!
What's the title of my main MC corner?
Koizumi Rumi's "My History"!
Oh, oh, oh...
What do you mean?
"History" is a corner where I talk about my past.
Oh, oh, oh...
For example?
For example, when I was in the first year of middle school...
Oh, wait...
This isn't very interesting, but...
No, it's fine!
It's not very interesting, but...
No, it's fine!
It's your time!
No, it's fine!
When I was in the first year of middle school...
I was really bad at sports and I hated it.
There was a time for dodgeball in sports...
And a boy hit me with a dodgeball with a ball like BAM!
And even though it was only that, I lost my temper...
Really!?
Really, really!
And one day, my mom came to my house...
No, I mean my school...
And it was such a commotion...
And everyone was like "are you okay?"
See! It wasn't very interesting...
No, no, no...
It's not like that!
You've lost your temper...
It's not like that!
Is that what it says?
Yes, it is!
It says "yo" for "beauty", doesn't it?
Yes...
It's not like that...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Yes, it's fine!
I'll give you the keyhole!
Thank you very much!
Next up is Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
I'm a rising star and an idol singer, Takiguchi Mina!
My fan name is "wasabi" and I received it!
Thank you very much!
What's the next segment of "I'm the main emcee"?
Mina Takiguchi's "too slippery" story!
It's not that bad...
It's not that bad, is it?
I usually slip a lot...
So in this segment...
One more time!
We're going to talk about slipping stories.
And if you slip...
If you happen to slip...
You don't have to explain it! Just slip it!
Hurry up!
If you happen to slip...
You don't have to explain it!
I get it! I can understand it!
Hurry up and tell me about your slip!
"You slipped, didn't you?"
That's fine!
Tell me what happened!
For example...
"You slipped, didn't you?"
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's so much fun!
Asumi-san, you're doing great!
You're in such a good mood!
I'll give you the microphone.
Thank you!
We got all of them from Conpeito-san! Thank you very much!
Let's go!
What is my favorite segment?
Super News!
It's midnight!
Isn't it good?
Let's talk about this.
Talk about what?
I will tell you about this news from all over the world.
You can see world news?
You can see world news.
I think that's interesting.
And in the middle, Yazawa-san is sitting.
That's right.
As a caster.
As an announcer.
Oh, as an announcer.
That's right.
Senpai!
Please watch it!
Yes!
I will give you a ballpoint pen.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
Yes.
Everyone is interesting.
Fan name "Idol Rurika-san" gave it to me.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on.
"What is my famous MC's corner name?"
Yokoyama Rurika's "Looking for Masuno-san's girlfriend."
"Don't worry about me."
This is necessary.
I went to Masuno-san's house to play.
Masuno-san.
I went to Masuno-san's house to play.
Are you his friend?
There are a lot of children's music videos in the closet.
That's true.
There are children's videos.
Are there such videos in your house?
I think there are.
What do you mean?
You are always delusional.
Isn't it strange?
By the way, what kind of person are you?
Don't touch me!
You are the star of the show.
Can you stand out?
You said "Can you stand out?"
However, "The Serious Idling" became a hyper-hobby.
When I was watching it, I thought "I can't stand out at all."
Are you done?
I'll give you a sticker.
I'm idling no. 8, Fonchi.
I got this from a fan named Bertie. Thank you!
Let's move on. What is the second segment of "I am a famous MC"?
Fonchi's "really happened, a little scary story".
Cute!
Fonchi is cute!
Thank you!
Cute!
She's good, isn't she?
She's good!
"Really happened, a little scary story".
She's good!
We don't know what "really happened" is yet, but...
What kind of story is it?
It's not a scary story, is it?
It's a scary story that happened around me.
So Fonchi is always in the frame?
That's right!
So you can only watch it if you're not a big fan of Fonchi, right?
You can't hold it, right?
Because it's always Fonchi, right?
It's not that scary, is it?
It's cute!
The grade for a scary story is low, right?
Cute!
It's good, isn't it?
Okay, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Okay, let's see everyone's answers!
Okay, what should we do today, Mason-san?
Today...
Let's go with Eto-san!
Thank you!
Eto-san announced it for us today.
What's the theme for tomorrow?
Tomorrow's theme is...
"Surprised! There was XX in the school locker!"
Fans, please look forward to it!
Eto-chan, please introduce it!
I'm Eto Mania of idol club.
Fuji TV 739's recommended program is...
February 7th...
From 4:50 in the morning...
The first international...
What?
Temple match! Brazil against Portugal!
The first international match of 2007...
The match day...
The experiment...
The match between super powers...
On Fuji TV 739...
We will broadcast it on our own live broadcast!
Please watch it!
And fans, please look forward to it!
Tomorrow's theme is...
"Surprised! There was XX in the school locker!"
My fans, please send me lots of letters!
On the IDLING mobile phone site, not only will we post messages from fans, but we will also send information about idols and waiting screens.
From each mobile phone menu, please access "TV", "Fuji TV", "CS" and "IDLING"!
And our official program homepage continues to evolve day by day!
You can see profile photos with your own personality and fans' themes and results, so be sure to check them out!
"Learning Instruments"!
Write down the names of the members you think are important and put them in the "Learning Instruments" box.
We'll collect them and decide who's in charge!
Since you're two people, please write as much as you want and talk as much as you want, okay?
Okay, let's announce today's theme!
The theme is...
"Who's the worst director among us?"
Okay, please write it down!
Okay, who will it be?
Endos-san started writing it straight away!
Endos-san finished writing it already!
This is bad...
I hope I don't get mixed up in this!
Don't get mixed up in it! What do we do?!
"Sekoisu" has a variety of names, okay?
Aside from money, okay?
We talk about things like this, okay?
"Sekoisu" as an idol, okay?
It has a lot of meanings.
We've been through a lot, so...
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Okay, let's collect them!
- Okay! - Did you collect them?
Let's collect them!
Okay!
Was it hard?
It was hard, but one of you has to write it, right?
I don't know!
Okay, let's announce it!
Okay!
"Takiguchi"!
What?!
"Takiguchi"!
Who?!
"Takiguchi" is amazing!
Who?!
I know you want to find him, but...
"Eto-chan"!
Okay...
Next...
"Koizumi"!
What?!
Why?!
I'm scared!
Okay!
"Maria" has two votes!
That's amazing!
Look at this loveless color!
You're an old man!
Tagifuchi-san!
Mira-cho!
What?! Who?!
Of course it's Eto!
She's from Kansai.
Koizumi.
Oh, Eto-chan, you figured it out yourself.
I eat other people's food right away.
I see.
Huh? You do?
Yes.
I thought it looked pretty good, so I said "Excuse me, can I have one?" and I end up getting meat and stuff.
Oh, Eto-chan, you don't like that kind of cute feeling?
It's not meat and stuff. I eat everything.
Wait a minute, Keisuke-san! Can I say something? Can I say something?
Can I say something?
Sure, sure.
I didn't want to eat the sweets Miracchio bought for me.
That's too much!
Eat more every day! Eat more every day!
I see.
Ponchi-san, you have a bigger problem.
What is it?
The thing you want to pursue the most is...
What is it?
The thing you said earlier...
"It's decided, right?"
I don't know!
It's really written there!
That means it's someone's conspiracy!
It's not Ponchi!
Everyone close your eyes! Everyone close your eyes! Everyone close your eyes!
I won't say it to each member! Ponchi close your eyes! Close your eyes!
It's me who wrote "it's decided" right? Can you raise your hands a little?
Yes! Do you understand?
Everyone, please look at the cheering room.
We won't reveal it here. We made a promise.
I think she is the worst.
We don't know it yet.
Who do you think is the worst?
I don't know.
Who do you think is the worst?
These three.
Do you know one of them?
I don't know Rumi-chan.
What about Eto-chan?
Eto-chan is... I don't know.
I don't know at all.
Ah, Eto-chan wants you to say it.
I'll fix it.
Yes, please say it.
No, I don't know at all.
How about you, Eriko?
For me...
Eto-chan...
For sure...
I'll say it.
For sure, I put frozen oranges aside.
I asked Eto-chan for it and she said "sure".
And I left it on the table for about 30 minutes.
Don't return it!
You guys are all about food, right?
We're all about food, right?
Let's talk about something higher level.
How about you, Yogane-san?
I think you're all good girls, but...
What are you talking about?!
But the other day, when I saw your allowance, I wasn't sure if I should give it to Lawson or eat it myself.
Shut up!
No, that's not it!
Let's decide!
We have to decide among the three of you.
Who is it?
Then, it's Kyoshu.
It's a waste of time to write it again.
Then, shall we make it three people?
Shall we make it three people?
Then, three people will decide the winner.
As a prize, three people will receive something from Fonchi.
Why? Why?
That's all for the class meeting!