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With a frown on your face
I'm Maso of BAKA RHYTHM. Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols and who are now advancing in their careers to become one of them.
Every Monday to Friday, we will be broadcasting live from Kyutaitenbosu, and we will also be broadcasting on Broadband, so please look forward to it!
Let's introduce ourselves as idols! We are idols!
It's about time we introduce ourselves!
Today's theme is...I've asked this before but I'll ask it again!
What's your favorite four-letter word, Kato-san?
My favorite four-letter word is "hideoi raku" (bad luck)
What's wrong?
Idling No. 3 is about to end.
My favorite four-letter word is "uosaouyo" (cowardly)
I'm "ishin denshin" (one-hearted and one-hearted)
My favorite four-letter word is...
Um...
"gojuppohyuppo" (fifty steps and a hundred steps)
"gojuppohyuppo" is infinite implementation!
"idling seven times is safe!"
"gojuppohyuppo" is weight loss success!
"sukinayo jijukugo" is season change success!
"idling nine times is safe!" "sukinayo jijukugo" is sea line and mountain line!
"idling seven times is safe!" "idling seven times is safe!"
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This corner is for idols who have a lot of knowledge about various fields.
By the way, Takiguchi-san, you don't like many idols, do you?
Because many idols...
Everyone has a lot of knowledge about many idols, right?
But I've never become a super star with many idols.
A super star?
Do you like making money?
I've never become a king.
Let's work hard today.
It's difficult.
Yes, please work hard.
Today's theme is...
Pro-wrestling techniques.
Yes.
So...
For today's special lesson, we have a familiar MMA fighter,
a first-generation deep women's right kickboxer, Watanabe Ishii.
Let's welcome him!
Thank you for having me!
He's a fighter, so he's not in the professional wrestling field.
But for you guys, he's here for you. He's here before the match.
He's here before the match, so he's here for you.
Thank you!
I took a day off today.
You took a day off.
I thought you were off today.
So, teacher, what kind of techniques do you use for professional wrestling?
We've already done joint techniques, so we can do kicks now.
But from now on, I'd like to use a technique that's very technical in professional wrestling.
I'd like to do a "hold".
I see. You're a "hold" idol, right?
Yes, I am.
I see. You're a "hold" idol, right?
Yes, I am.
So, what kind of techniques do you use for professional wrestling?
Today, I'd like to learn joint techniques from "Indian Death Rock" to "Kamagatame".
It's been a while since we last heard you say that!
Joint techniques from "Indian Death Rock" to "Kamagatame"?
Yes, that's right!
That's nostalgic!
"Indian Death Rock" is one of the techniques that's been around for a long time.
It's also famous for Antonio Inoki's "ohaku-like" techniques.
Inoki would clap his hands in a determined state and the audience would look up at him.
It was also a dream of every wrestling fan.
And "kamagatame" is a special technique that Inoki developed by pushing a bridge and tightening his neck.
It's a technique that was first revealed in "Carl Gottsen" in "Hattern in Tokyo".
Yes, it's a great technique.
So, shall we get started?
Yes, let's do it!
Let's get started!
I'll just say it's a "tip-off".
A "tip-off"!
So, as I thought...
I'll just say it's a "tip-off".
I'm not a "tip-off" or anything like that.
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
First, you put your right foot on your opponent's thigh.
And then, you fold your opponent's foot into their knee.
And then, you lock your foot in place with your right foot.
And then, you lean forward firmly...
That's good.
Lean forward...
It's decided here.
It's decided. It's decided.
This is Indian.
This is Indian. Indian. Indian.
From there, you lean forward and connect.
You ride on the other person's back...
And then, you face each other like this.
Wow!
You wrap it up.
You wrap it up with both hands and make a V-shape.
You keep this bridge clean and raise it up.
Sensei, this is dangerous, isn't it?
What is it?
It's dangerous.
It's okay if it falls down, right?
Everything is dangerous.
It's close.
Now, let's actually do it.
First, Yazawa-san and Ponchi-san.
And Eto-san and Koizumi-san.
Please blow up your opponent's bear.
Okay, let's go.
Start!
First, step on it.
Bear! Bear!
Yazawa-san's bear!
Ponchi!
Shall we continue? Tonooka-san and Yokoyama-san!
Let's do it together!
Let's make some space between us.
That's a good card.
I can't get enough of it.
I can't get enough of "money idol" fans.
Let's do it!
You're Indian, aren't you?
What was it again?
Gundala?
Oh, I know!
Yes, and please go! Ghat! Wait, wait, Ghat Bridge!
And then, Mr. Takiguchi, who hates mania idols, ends up like this.
It's because you hate them. You have to be patient.
What are you going to do, Mr. Takiguchi?
Who's going?
Who are you going to call?
Takiguchi!
Huh? Who?
Who are you going to call?
If you're not good at it, do it here.
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Okay, Takiguchi-san.
Please.
Start!
Takiguchi-san's attack.
Kanta's Indian Death Rock.
Oh, good.
Is it good?
Yes.
Kamagata-mene!
You can do it!
Isn't it too much?
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This is a fan-submitted segment where we read out e-mails from our viewers about a certain topic.
Okay, let's announce today's topic!
The topic is...
"Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth."
Okay, let's take a look at the total number of submissions.
Okay, that's all we have for today.
Thank you very much!
340.
Okay, and the results are...
Here they are!
Who wants to go first?
- Me! - Me!
- Thank you! - Let's go!
- Eye for eye, tooth for tooth! - Eye for eye, candy for candy!
- That's how it is now. - It's a mess, it's really a mess.
- But everyone has it. - Really? - Everyone has it.
- Ponchi has it! - Ponchi has it! - Ponchi has it!
- I'm not thinking about calories. - That's a lie!
- No, no. Everyone brings some snacks, but you just bring your own lunch box.
- Yumi eating karaage lunch box today. - Karaage lunch box.
- Good, good, I like this. - What's wrong with you?
- She likes something like this. - Normal! Normal!
- That's funny! - I'll give you the food! - Here you go.
Idling No. 2 is Koizumi Rin!
The fan name "girl" gave it to me! Thank you very much!
Let's go! "Eyes have eyes," "what what what what?"
"Eyes have eyes," "lips have lips."
- Here's a sticker for you. - What's with you?!
- You do this sometimes, don't you? - Yeah.
- Well, if you eat ham, you'll shut up. - Thank you!
- Let's move on to the next one. - Yes!
"Idol in the Afternoon" is "lips have lips."
I got this from a fan named "henahena." Thank you!
"Eyes have eyes," "what have you got?"
"Eyes have eyes," "I've got a gag!"
- That's a gag, right? - Yeah.
- You want a gag? - Yes, I do.
I'm asking a mischievous writer for one.
What a pitiful writer you are.
It's such a pain in the ass job.
I'll give you the ballpoint pen.
Next up is Kato-san.
I'm Kato-san, the number one idol.
I got my fan name from Zakkuri-san. Thank you very much.
Let's go. "Eyes to eyes..."
"Eyes to eyes..."
"Before kissing, brush your teeth."
That's realistic.
I'm an idol, so I don't know these things yet.
You're lying!
I think you'd know these things if you were Honchi.
Honchi is an adult.
That's what I think.
I'm sorry, Honchi. I'm sorry.
I feel bad for you. I'll fix it for you.
I'm sorry. I forgot. I forgot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You should apologize to Mr. Ishimoto.
That's right.
Why?
Because you're an adult.
Ah, well, that's...
Yeah, yeah. It's common sense.
Shimoshi-san just said "I've never seen something like this before!"
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Kato-san... Remember me, Kato-san.
I'm scared! You're dressed like a female teacher today!
Next up is Tonoka-san!
Yes! I'm idol number six, Tonoka Erika! I got my fan name "treasurer" from you! Thank you!
Alright, let's go! "Eyes have eyes," "something something has something something!"
"Eyes have eyes," "demons are outside!"
Timely, okay?
Yes! I'm good at everything!
She's good at everything!
She can do everything!
I'll give you a microphone!
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and my fan name is "potsuri". Thank you!
What do you focus on?
What do I focus on?
I focus on my short stories!
That's right!
You focus on "zakkuri" and "riha", don't you?
Yokoyama-san is quite shocked by that.
Wow!
What is it?
It's "zakkuri", right?
I'll give you a key holder!
Thank you!
Next, po! fa! mi!
Yes, we received it from a fan named donkan-san, thank you very much!
Then let's go! "Eyes for eyes", "___ for ____"
"Eyes for eyes", "___ for ___"
Wait a minute...
I know I've done a lot of bad things for you, but I'll do my best from now on, so please show me more love.
That's right.
Even though she's called "black ponchi", she's actually a pure-skinned "makiba" girl.
Yes.
But she's amazing. This "ponchi" always says her own name a lot.
It's a surprisingly clever strategy.
That's right.
Right?
It's like a subliminal effect.
Right? I think it's amazing.
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Next up is Endo-san!
Yes! I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer.
I got my fan name "namaiki" from you. Thank you!
Let's go. "Eyes for eyes", "what what for what what"!
"Eyes for eyes", "dogs for dogs for dogs"!
Yeah...
It's not wrong at all.
It's correct, but it's kind of plain.
Like this.
She even drew a picture.
It's like you have a weak life force.
It's not bad!
You're leaving some food, aren't you?
I'm going to eat it now.
You're going to eat it now, aren't you?
I see.
Then...
I'll give you a key chain.
Thank you!
Alright, last up.
Eto-san!
Yes!
I'm Eto Maya, an idol singer.
I got my fan name "vkm" from you. Thank you!
Alright, let's go.
"Eyes for eyes", "what what for what what"!
"Eyes for eyes", "digital eyes for me"!
How about you?
But digital eyes are digital eyes.
What?!
No, I don't want to promise you digital eyes.
When you say things like that when you haven't appeared yet, I pretend like I don't know at all.
Even if I were born, I wouldn't know.
Like "I don't know why I'm sorry".
Anyway, yes, yes.
If you want it that much, I'll buy it for you.
I don't know what you're doing, but I don't know if you're serious or not.
Please delete what you just said.
I didn't delete it!
I'll give you a microphone.
Thank you.
Now, let's see everyone's answers. Please show us your answers.
What should we do today, Mono-san?
Today's answer is...
Yokoyama-san!
Thank you, Yokoyama-san!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's right!
It's been a while, but let's have Yokoyama-san do it!
It's been a while! I'm Rurika Yokoyama, an idol singer.
"Owarai To-Ryumon Gaha" will air from 10pm on Fuji TV Channel 7.
A comedy show that was popular on the ground will be powered up and appear on "CS"!
"Family Stalk" and other planned segments are also plentiful!
Please look forward to it!
Alright, let's talk about Koizumi's case.
What did you want to say?
She kept saying "digitized, digitized" at school.
I was like, "If it's like this, is she going to quit?"
That's Koizumi-san's kind heart. That's all I'm grateful for.
What should you do about it?
I don't know.
So you really thought about it?
I really thought about it, but since I don't have money, I can't.
In the end...
That's amazing! You said it with your hands up!
I was surprised!
You said something you couldn't see in yourself!
I'm not that brave!
You have to be careful of what you say.
What?
You have to be careful of what you say.
Are you done?
Koizumi-san, if you have anything you want to say, you have plenty of time.
I like "wildling" already.