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I'm Yutomo, nice to meet you.
I'm Ishimoto Saori, 7 years old. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers and are aiming to become one of them.
This program is broadcasted from Kyutaitenbosu every Monday to Friday.
We also broadcast it on broadband, so please enjoy it.
Let me introduce you. It's "idling"!
Let me introduce you. Today's theme is "words that remain in your heart".
Let's start with Kato-san.
I'm Kato Sayaka, the first member of "idling".
"Words that remain in your heart" is...
"Life is a multiplication table".
"No matter how many chances there are, if you have zero chances, it's meaningless".
I see.
The most memorable words so far are "you are good".
The third idol song is "end all now".
The most memorable words are "don't be shy".
The most memorable words are "let's do our best in everything".
I see.
My name is Takiguchi Mira and I'm an idol singer.
The most memorable words for me are "soppa"?
Yes.
I'm Okai Rika and I'm an idol singer.
The most memorable words for me are "as long as you have the courage to keep pursuing your dream, all of your dreams will come true".
I see. That's great.
I'm Yasawa Rika and I'm an idol singer.
The most memorable words for me are...
When I was practicing for the opening song, I was told "the sound source is working".
It's working! It's working!
I'm Funchi and I'm an idol singer.
The most memorable words for me are "never give up".
I'm Yokoyama Rurika and I'm an idol singer.
The most memorable words for me are "don't be in a hurry and let's go step by step".
I see. That's great.
That's all for today.
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Let's do our best today!
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I haven't heard about that segment at all. What is it?
That's right. These two will be leading this segment!
6th, "Tanatanata"! 9th, "Tanatanata"!
When did you say "Tonotono"?
It's a segment where we learn basics of compulsory education from idol trainees, Tonooka and Yokoyama.
Tonooka and Yokoyama, thank you for joining us.
But you two are trainees. You're not at the stage of teaching them yet, are you?
Yokoyama-sensei, Masuno-san is saying something.
Tonooka-sensei, don't worry. Masuno-san is a girl who can do anything.
Please have a seat over there.
Masuno-san, please sit over there.
I think you should follow your teacher's instructions.
Donooka-sensei, Yokoyama-sensei, by the way, how is your entrance exam study going?
It's going well.
Are you going to teach everyone?
I'll do my best.
By the way, if you become a girl who can do everything, a luxurious meal will be waiting for you.
It's not a digital method, is it?
Yes, it's okay.
Yes, well, there are high school students and even social people in idol groups.
Some of them are social people, so compulsory education should be okay, right?
That's right.
Right? It's okay, right?
It's okay.
Can you do it?
Are you confident?
I can do it, because...
Teacher, then please give us today's study theme.
Then, Teacher Yokoyama, let's go!
Yes, Ms. Tonoka.
Here is what you will study today!
[Study Theme]
When it comes to continuous law tests, it's something you learn in 2nd grade of normal education, so it should be fine, right?
2nd grade?
That's right, 2nd grade.
Eto-chan!
I know the words, though.
She knows the words!
Eto, did you learn it?
She knows the words, Eto-chan.
Did you learn it?
I don't have confidence.
She doesn't have confidence!
I think you're just studying, so do your best!
Okay, then...
Here!
Should we start with this question?
Yes!
First of all, please look at this question!
Yes!
Please solve the following continuous law formula!
x + y = 5
2x - 3y...
Zero?
Huh?
Hmm, weird.
Now, this continuous law formula is in 2nd grade of normal education, so please explain it to us!
Yes!
Ms. Tonoka, you can't see her face.
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Then, 2x - 3y...
Ms. Tonoka, can you solve it for us first?
This? What is it?
It's zero, right?
Ms. Tonoka, let's put brackets on it!
Ah! I'll do it now!
Okay!
You two are so bad at this!
Then, this...
I see, if you don't have those brackets, you can't solve the continuous law formula.
Yes!
That's right, that's right...
Huh?
Wow!
Now, it's already starting!
That's right, that's right...
Ms. Kato, do you remember this?
What is it?
It's something like...
It's something like "x" and "y"...
Huh?
Do you know it? Do you know it?
Huh? Ms. Masumo, you don't remember it?
It's "thinly"...
"Thinly"!?
Now, Ms. Tonoka is solving it "thinly".
Huh?
Huh? What is it?
Oh!
Ms. Kato, please be quiet for a moment...
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I was just pushed back...
Um... Ms. Kato, I think you were trying to connect it!
You're wrong!
I'm surprised!
I think it's Ms. Kato's imagination!
But that's how desperate you are!
Mr. Matsumoto, please be quiet!
I'm sorry!
Okay, then.
Yes!
Um...
First of all, please pay attention to this part.
If the conditions don't match, you can't calculate it, so I'll just dial it for now.
Ah!
And, well...
Here...
Uh... by doubling this number...
This becomes 2x and you can subtract it, right?
Ah, you can subtract x, right?
Yes, you can.
Then you can calculate this part.
If you calculate it like this, you get 5y and since it's 10-0, it becomes 10 and you get 2y.
Is it okay like this?
Yes!
And...
If you substitute this y=2 into the first condition...
Substitute it?
Uh...
x+2 becomes 5, so 5-2 and x=3.
Ms. Kato, what did you substitute for?
Um...
The second condition is...
You substitute it.
Ah, you substitute it?
Yes.
You substitute it?
Yes.
Ms. Kato, I don't know everything.
What?
If you don't know, you should ask her.
Um...
Can you say it again?
Yes, yes.
Then, say it again, please.
Yes.
Um...
In this case, you can't calculate it, can you?
You can't do this division.
That's right.
In order to match this x...
You know what you have to do, don't you?
I can't do it because my umbilical cord is different.
Yes, yes.
In order to match x, you have to double it and you get this formula.
Is it okay?
Is it okay to double it?
Um...
Do you have to double it?
I match it with the x coefficient.
Ah...
Yes.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Now that you know how to solve it, let's get down to business.
I'll turn it off so you can't figure it out.
Then, based on this...
I'll turn it off, everyone.
Why did you turn it off?
Everyone was listening to the explanation, so it's okay, right?
Why did you turn it off?!
You're a strict teacher.
Everyone was listening, right?
Should we move on to the questions?
Yes.
Please.
Here is the question you will be solving.
Solve the following series equation.
x + 2 = 24
2x - 3 = -15?
Now, let's have you think about it.
Go ahead!
The teacher will solve it for you.
The time limit is one minute.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
If you understand it, it will be solved in one minute.
x + 2y = 24 and...
2x - 3...
Should we be quiet?
Then, we'll be quiet.
Wait!
Ms. Masuno's brush isn't moving at all!
Take it easy!
I've got a lot of tips for you!
It looks like you have to wait!
Everyone, did you get it?
I don't know!
Answer?
Yes!
Let's see the teacher's answer first!
Ms. Tonoka, please answer!
X = 6, Y = 9!
Wow!
She got it right!
Ms. Yokoyama, please answer!
X = 6, Y = 9!
Both of you are correct!
Why?!
As expected of Genki High School students!
Ms. Yokoyama?
Yes!
Let's see everyone's answer!
Yes!
Ms. Tonoka, let's see!
Yes!
Everyone, please answer!
X = 6, Y = 9!
Ms. Taekato, please answer!
X = 6, Y = 9!
Correct!
Yay!
Y = -9, Y = -48.
Why did you say "Y" twice?
I didn't say "Y" twice, did I?
You didn't say "X", did you?
I didn't say "Y" twice, did I?
Okay, Yadora-san!
I have the same answer as Rumi-chan.
It's not a sheet music, is it?
Then, Ponchi...
I only want to sing "why".
Wow!
- Yes. - What about you, Shiki?
- I already guessed one. It's safe. - Wow!
- No... - Wow!
- Um... - Takato-san.
- Based on my life experience...
- I only wrote answers. Are you a cunning person? - No, no!
- I don't know that Shiki. I don't know that Shiki, but...
- I was looking for numbers that fit that Shiki one by one.
- What is this? - You should look for numbers that make sense, right?
- Sensei, what should we do? - I don't think that's safe.
- Don't say rude things!
- But... But... How do you know? - No, I'm serious!
- I'm serious! I'm serious!
- I'm serious! It doesn't matter which one it is!
- But, didn't Sensei tell you that you have to write Shiki on Wednesdays?
- Yes, he did. - Yes, he did. - You have to write Shiki.
- Sensei, what should we do?
- Tonoka-sensei, Yokoyama-sensei, and Masuno-san, who is 31 years old.
- How did you like it? - One, two...
- Sigh... - Then you really didn't look for numbers!
- You really looked for numbers in your head!
- Yes, Tonoka-sensei, Yokoyama-sensei! Please look forward to our next episode!
- Yes! - Yes!
- That's it for "Teach Me", by Jusan-sensei!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
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This is a fan-submitted segment where fans read the answers to questions posted by viewers via e-mail.
Here is today's topic!
"If I were a man, would you seduce me like this?"
Let's take a look at today's total number of posts.
Here are the results.
Who wants to drink first?
Yes!
Idling No. 4 is Eto Maria.
Thank you for your fan name "Constan".
Let's go.
If I were a man, I would be a cork dog.
Do you want me to do your homework for you?
If you were Eto-chan, you would drop it, right?
You would drop it like that?
Yes.
I think so, but I still...
I don't want to be such a cheap woman.
She said so, Eto-chan, she said so.
Yes, I understand.
I understand.
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Yes, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Now, next contestant!
Yes!
Yes, then... Yokoyama-san?
Yes!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika of IDOLiNG9.
I got my fan name from Ruri Suzume-san. Thank you very much!
Yes, then let's begin.
If I were a man, who would seduce me like this?
I'll follow you wherever you go.
I like people like you.
I see.
I want you to follow me.
Oh, you want me to follow you, right?
Yes, I like men like women.
Men like women?
Yes.
You're going to be dominated, right?
Dominated?
Dominated!
Yes, then...
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you very much!
Now, next contestant!
Yes!
Kato-san, you said you'd dominate me!
Yes!
I'm Kato Sayaka of IDOLiNG9.
I got my fan name from Cleon-san. Thank you very much!
Yes, then let's begin.
If I were a man, who would seduce me like this?
Even if we're 25 years old and we don't sell well, let's get married, okay?
No!
You'll definitely get married, right?
Definitely!
It's not like that!
It's really...
If you tell me this, I'll be happy.
Eh, you'll be happy?
It's not like that!
It's not like that for me.
Because...
Like...
This kind of goal is...
What is this? A scolding corner?
It's not like that, but...
If you tell me this, you'll be happy, right?
Really!
I'll be relieved!
This...
Tonight...
Tonight, I'll drink this!
Thank you!
I'll drink this!
Thank you!
Koizumi-san!
Yes! I'm Koizumi-nin, and I'm an idol singer.
I got my fan name from Parbaru-san. Thank you!
If I were a man, I would be lonely.
Don't you want to appear in a drama?
Is this loneliness?
Of course it is!
It's limited, isn't it?
Being an idol singer is the most important, but I'd like to go swimming.
Swimming?
I'd like to appear in a game.
What is it?
"P" will get angry.
Right, Maiple?
Hmm...
Look, Myouji-san is a little angry.
What? I'm scared!
Why are you killing me?
For a while now, I've been passing the ball to you.
Okay, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Tonooka-san!
Yes! I'm Tonooka-san, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for the ballpoint pen and name "P" and "P"-san!
Thank you very much!
Sensei, let's go!
If I were a man, I would be lonely.
Would you like me to be your boyfriend?
Boyfriend?
Since you're an idol singer...
If you call me "idol singer", I'd love it.
Boyfriend and dating?
Boyfriend and dating!
Dating!
I'm tickled!
A date with a man and a woman.
That's nice!
I'll give you a key chain.
Thank you very much!
Next up, Beyond Endo!
Yes!
I'm an idol singer, Endo Mai!
I got my fan name from Mikan-chan-san!
Thank you very much!
If I were a man, I would be lonely.
Let's go see penguins and auroras together!
You want to go see auroras with penguins, right?
That's right.
You want to go see penguins and auroras together, right?
I'll leave the penguins here, and I'll leave this man here, and I'll look at the sky.
Ah, you want to go to Antarctica.
Yes, I'd like to have penguins as Humboldt penguins, please.
What is Humboldt penguins? I'm scared!
Yes, I'll give you Humboldt penguins!
Now, next, the best girl, Takiguchi!
The best girl, idol singer, Takiguchi Miyane!
I got it from my fan, Shicha-san! Thank you very much!
Well, let's go! If I were a man, I'd be lonely!
There's a man of fate in front of me, but...
Oh, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong? You're the best girl, so you'll do something about it, right?
You're the best girl, so...
What's wrong?
Well, if you say it like that...
Bo!
Be bo! Be bo! Be bo! Be bo! Be bo! Be bo!
Bo?
Be bo! And?
Bo!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Edo-chan, you're strict with Takeuchi-san, aren't you?
Edo-chan's ears are turning red for real.
I'll give you the microphone.
Next up is Yazawa-san.
Yes, I'm Yazawa Arika of IDOLiNG7.
I got my fan name from Hataba Kanai-san. Thank you.
Okay, let's go. If I were a man, I'd eat a lot of food.
If it's rice, I'd eat a lot of it.
If you have rice, you don't need anything else.
And, and...
You like rice balls, don't you?
So it became a conversation.
Well, it's different from this kind of conversation.
It's not like that.
Let me ask you now.
What?
Yazoa-san, you're a simple girl who gets caught up in food after all.
That's why I usually say, "After all, it's money."
But Eto-chan took care of me and said, "Isn't it okay?"
Eto-chan, you were saved.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, then I'll give you a ball message.
Now, finally, Honchi Makiba.
Yes, I'm idol number eight, Honchi. My fan name is Sirokura. I got it from you. Thank you very much.
Yes, then let's go. If I were a man, I'd be a cork dog.
I love you. I need you. I want you.
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
It's amazing, isn't it? It's amazing, but...
Actually, "want you" is "want you" in "font you". It doesn't change much. It's amazing, isn't it?
If I were... If I were...
Well, you're not good at it, but...
If I were you, it might not work for everyone, but if I were you, I'd be a cork dog.
Like this. Like this, I'd be a cork dog.
Ms. Makiba, don't you know anything about that?
Yes, then I'll give you a ball message.
Yes, thank you. I'll give you a ball message.
Now, let's look at all the answers.
Go ahead.
Now, Ms. Masao, what should we do?
Yes, then... Ms. Tomoka's "boyfriend".
Thank you.
I don't have much time, so I'll say it again today.
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Everyone!
She comes here every time.
Ponchi...
I need Ponchi...
That's not it!
Today...
When you were teaching us...
These two have been protecting you!
What were you talking about?
Ponchi kept saying "I don't know!"
You didn't know?
I didn't know!
It's a miracle!
It's amazing that you all had answers!
It was more of a miracle than just solving it.
Why?
What do you mean "why"?
The frequency must be the same, right?
Frequency?
But... but...
It's still these two, right?
What are you talking about?
Excuse me, but...
It's Aito's gas.
Gas!
Aren't you glad you have a new character, Tomoka-san?