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Now, please tell us why we are sitting like this.
Yes.
On yesterday's broadcast,
NETFLIX GOKKO,
IDOLLEAGUE members,
and Masuno-san,
your answers are too harsh!
As a result of arguing with the staff,
we ended up sitting like this.
Yes.
By the way,
20 minutes before the broadcast,
everyone is sitting like this.
Yes.
And also,
the staff who have no fault in the broadcast,
are also sitting like this!
Everyone, please feel responsible!
Now,
Yes.
Once again,
I am your host, Masuno Bakarizu.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, I am your TV announcer, Saori Ishimoto.
Thank you for having me.
Now, I would like to explain this program as usual.
Yes.
IDOLLEAGUE,
is a program where you can become one of the members of IDOLLEAGUE.
Yes.
Every Monday to Friday,
we are broadcasting from this spherical low-temperature room.
This IDOLLEAGUE broadcasting is also being done,
so everyone, please look forward to it!
Yes.
Now, let me introduce you!
Yes!
IDOLLEAGUE!
First of all, please introduce yourself!
Today's theme is "What do you spend one million yen for?"
Let's start with Ms. Kato!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 1, I'm Ms. Kato Sayaka!
Well, if I had one million yen, I'd eat a lot of delicious food with my mom!
You can speak slowly!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 2, Koizumi Rumi!
If I had one million yen, I'd do public surgery!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 10, Rinku!
Cheer up!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 3, Eto Maria!
Eto-san!
If I had one million yen, I'd tear down all the walls in my room and replace them with new ones!
Why are you angry?
IDOLLEAGUE No. 4, Eto Maria!
If I had one million yen, I'd spend half of it with my family and donate the rest of it to the country!
You're great!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 5, Takeuchi Mira!
If I had one million yen, I'd swim in a one-yen coin pool!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 6, Tomoka Ruka!
If I had one million yen, I'd go to Disneyland in America!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 7, Yazawa Ruka!
If I had one million yen, I'd go voice training by myself!
You're great!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 8, Monokini!
If I had one million yen, I'd spend half of it with my family and donate the rest of it to the country!
IDOLLEAGUE No. 9, Yokoyama Ruka!
If I had one million yen, I'd go to a shrine and pray for IDOLLEAGUE's success!
Yokoyama-san?!
Yokoyama-san, are you okay?!
Your face looks like you've never seen before!
It's a little tough.
Is it tough?
Yes.
Everyone, your comments are so mean!
Kato-san tried to wind it up on her own.
- Hurry up! - Please reflect on your actions.
- Hurry up! - Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
"Earth's Regular Broadcast, Idling Nikki" airs every Wednesday at 1:58 p.m.
- Please watch it, too! - Please watch it!
- Let's do our best today! - Yes!
Let's do our best!
By the way, fans!
In this segment, we will read the responses we received via e-mail from our viewers about a certain topic.
Please read it with responsibility as fans!
However, only one fan can read it.
For more details about future topics, please visit Buggy's website!
Now, let's announce today's topic!
Today's topic is...
"Recently noticed rules of the entertainment world"
Yes, so we have asked you all to tell us the recent rules of the entertainment world!
Now then...
Let's take a look at the complete course.
Where is the complete course?
The staff is taking a seat right now, so you can do it yourselves!
We can't go, right?
Can someone...
Can someone say it?
Ms. Tagimi, can you say it?
Ms. Tagimi, stand up for a moment.
Now, Ms. Tagimi, please say it!
Say it! Hurry up!
What's wrong?
Are you nervous?
What's wrong?
Who said you should be nervous?
Okay! The answer is...
288 votes!
Everyone, please be happy!
And we will announce the winner here!
Wow!
How do you feel, Aizawa?
I think it's my first time.
It's your first time, right?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Konoka, you are second.
Yes.
Lately, I've been in second place.
Lately you've been in first place.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's go.
Who wants to read first?
Flip, flip.
Oh, you don't have a flip?
Then where is the flip?
Unfortunately, we can't bring a flip right now.
Then Kato-san, can you flip it here for a moment?
It's here!
It's the worst!
I have to sit here.
Kato-san, I'm sorry. Can you do it for me?
I'm sorry, Kato-san.
It hurts!
Please, Kato-san.
Kato-san, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Do your best. We don't have much time.
Does it hurt?
Are you okay?
Kato-san, are you okay?
Are you okay with your legs?
Stop it!
Are you okay?
Stop it!
Please hand it over to everyone.
Should I hand it over?
Please hand it over.
There's no mistake, right?
Oh, I know! It's the order!
It's the order.
Takiguchi-san, you don't look like you're resting. Are you okay?
Make sure you hand it over, okay?
Miihi-san, please go back.
Go back.
The interval is tough.
Interval.
Okay, did you get it?
Yes.
Okay, then let's do our best!
The first one I want to read is...
Yes!
Okay, what should we do?
Koizumi-san!
Let's say it out loud.
Okay!
I'm Koizumi Rumi of IDOLiNG2.
I got my fan name from Furuusato Sushin-san.
Thank you!
Okay, let's get started!
The rules of the entertainment world I've recently noticed!
Don't be late!
That's right!
You noticed it earlier than I thought!
That's good!
When I got home, I was really depressed.
So, I promise Koizumi here once again!
I will never be late again!
Thank you!
I hope you don't, but...
I'll make sure to keep an eye on you.
Now, I'll give you the tickets!
Thank you!
We don't have the tickets yet!
This...
Wait, that...
Where is it?
Here!
Wow!
Can you give me another souvenir?
Edo-chan, can you do me a favor?
No, I'm good.
Wow!
She's young after all.
She is young, isn't she?
She doesn't look old at all.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you for being so kind.
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
You're amazing, Edo-chan.
So, we'll give these stickers to Koizumi-san's fans.
Now, let's read the next one!
Yes, yes!
Okay, so...
Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I'm Yazawa Arika, and I'm seven years old.
I got this from fan name "shounen mangakista".
Thank you!
Now, let's read the next one!
"Recently noticed rules of the entertainment world".
Even if you don't know who it is, first of all, greet them with a smile.
Did you just say "greetings"?
No, I didn't!
I didn't say "greetings"!
It's like...
But you need to do this, right?
Yes!
Do you know how to do it?
I do! Good morning!
You're late!
I'm sorry!
Yes, yes.
People are...
Huh?
It's like...
No, it's "hailu"!
It's like "hailu"!
Ah!
Do you know that "hailu" and "person" are different?
No, "hailu" is like this...
Huh?
It's "person".
Ah...
The kanji is like that, too, but you don't know who it is?
Even "wan" sounds like a tongue twister.
Do your best!
Yes!
I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
Yes!
Thank you!
Now, let's read the next one!
Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
I'm Takiguchi Mira, and I'm an idol singer.
Yes!
I got my fan name "balloon monster" from you.
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to "the rules of the entertainment world that I noticed recently"!
Yes! Even if the camera isn't rolling, you can't take off your armpit hair when you're wearing a microphone!
Yes!
Everyone, it's really like that!
Yes!
Please be careful when you're talking!
Yes!
Especially you, Bonchi-san!
Right?
Black Bonchi...
You're getting fat!
Yes!
- Are you okay? - I'm okay!
- Are you okay? - Yes!
- Then I'll give you a ballpoint pen! - I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
- Next, Ed! - Yes!
I'm Edmaria, and I'm an idol singer.
I got my fan name from a neighbor. Thank you!
- Let's move on. - Yes!
What are the rules of the entertainment world you've noticed recently?
I can't lie and I can't be first-class.
- Oh, you noticed it, Ed! - Yes!
- That's right. - Well, I've always been lied to by Master and others.
- Me? - Well...
In order to become a star or an entertainer, you have to lie and you can't be first-class.
Rather than lying and being first-class, it's better for you to be able to joke.
You first, Ed!
- Let's learn from now on. - Yes!
- Okay, then... - Yes!
- I'll give you a ballpoint pen! - Thank you!
- Now... - Yes!
- Next, Kato! - Yes!
I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Musabe-chan"!
Okay, let's move on.
What are the rules of the entertainment world you've noticed recently?
I can't be first-class.
That's right. Kato-san, this isn't something to laugh about.
- You have to think about it seriously. - That's right.
- Well, really... - Yes.
- When I was chosen, I was the oldest. - That's right.
- So, I thought, "Will I be able to be promoted?" - At first, yes.
- Yes, it was completely different. - What did you mean by that, Kato-chan?
- What did I say? - I don't know.
- You don't know? - Yes.
- So, in short... - Yes.
Everyone besides you, Kato-san, as an idol, is freshly cooked.
- In terms of cooking, right? - Yes.
- As for you, Kato-san, you're in a "tappa" state. - What?!
- "Tappa" means "to heat up"... - It's a little weird.
- It means "to reheat". - No, it's not.
- You're all "ready-made". - It's completely fresh!
It's fresh, isn't it?
- Okay, I'll give you a microphone! - Thank you!
- Okay, next up... - Yes!
- Tonoka-san! - Yes!
- I'm Idling No. 6, Tonoka Erika! - Yes!
- Thank you for writing your fan name for us! - Yes!
- Okay, let's move on! - Yes!
- Recently noticed rules of the entertainment world! - Yes!
- There are producers with power and producers who are not! - Yes!
- I don't like it! - Don't say that!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- The one who is aiming for it now is the producer, right? - Yes!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Tonoka-san, is that true? - Isn't it?
- When Yoshida-san came last time, Masuno-san was also very low! - Yes!
- Will you tell me about it? - Yes!
- I thought you would do something about it! - Yes!
- Producer Kato-san, right? - Yes!
- I don't think so, producers! - Yes!
- Please think about it! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Yes!
- What's wrong? Kato-san, what's wrong with you? - No...
- I thought you were good at it! - Yes!
- If you're not like this, you can't enter the entertainment world! - Yes!
- Did you say it? - Like this...
- To everyone equally... - Wait, help me, Ponchi!
- Yokoyama-san! - Yes?
Aren't you two over there a little crazy?! You're not talking!
- It hurts... - My legs are kind of swollen!
- I can't feel my own legs anymore! - Do your best! Cheer up!
- Do your best! - You're not always energetic! - You only have 20 minutes left, so do your best!
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- Do you want me to give you about 50 minutes after we're done? - Yes!
- I'll give you a bowl of noodles sometimes! - Yes! Thank you very much!
- Now, Endo-san! - Yes!
- Yes, Endo-san is in front of you! - I'm in front of you!
- Thank you for the fan name "Super Lightweight Charcoal Contact-san"! - Yes!
- Now, let's move on to the rules of the entertainment world that we've recently noticed! - Yes!
- "Even a bad AD will eventually get better"! - Yes!
- Um, Munehan, please be careful of what you say! - Yes!
- There's no such thing as a "bad AD"! - Yes, there is!
- I'll do my best to take care of you! - Yes!
- Isn't that right, Yokoyama-san? - Yes!
- Yokoyama-san, don't let your guard down! - Yes!
"Fe-fei"!
- Now, I'll give you a kiosk! - Yes! I'll give you a kiosk!
- Now, Yokoyama-san! - Yes!
- Which one should I look at? - Yes!
- I'm Rurika Yokoyama, and I'm an idol singer! Thank you for the fan name "Super Lightweight Charcoal Contact-san"! - Yes!
- Now, let's move on to the rules of the entertainment world that we've recently noticed!
- Instead of asking the staff about their true intentions, let's look at the edited VTR! - Yes!
- Um, you know, it's really like that! - Yes, it is!
- Right? Everyone, you know what I mean, right? - Yes!
- Right? "Huh? I made that kind of comment back then, you know?" - Yes!
- "I had that corner back then, you know?" - Yes!
- Do you get it? Even in the studio... - That's right!
- The part I thought was the funniest was cut out! - That happens!
- "Masuno-san, that was funny!" - That's right! Everyone, please remember that!
- Tagiyoshi-san, you too! - "Was that about Masuno-san's house?"
We'll give you mics!
And last but not least, Ponchi!
Yes!
Idling...
Cheer up!
I'm Idling No. 8 Ponchi!
I got my fan name from Ms. Carlton!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
Recently noticed rules of the entertainment world!
Derek will get beaten up.
You know...
Everyone's been calling me "black ponchi" and "black girl" lately, right?
Yeah, that's nice.
Actually, everyone's scared of me, right?
It's my fault!
That's enough!
I know that "ponchi" has been coming up lately.
Right?
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Because...
Well, this is...
An honest...
Thought.
Ponchi, you're not getting any better.
Are you okay?
It's coming up.
Are you okay?
Your comments were a little messy earlier.
That's not true.
Okay, I'll give you mics!
Thank you!
Let's see everyone's answers!
Here you go!
Okay...
Let's see...
Masuno-san!
Yes!
What will you do today?
Today...
I'll go with Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san has been chosen!
Let's have Yokoyama-san announce the winner!
Are you okay?
Let's have her do it right there!
Wow, Yokoyama-san, you're a gold medalist!
I can't open my eyes!
Idol Club! I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9th place in Idol Club!
I'm 7th place in Melody, 1st place in Asukara!
The continuous drama "shomuni final" is about to start!
Six girls fall in love and end up breaking up.
It's a great comedy and popular drama!
"shomuni"'s third drama "cies" is about to start!
Esumi, Makiko, Houshou, Mai, Kyouno, Kotomira, individualist actresses are all here!
It starts at 9pm tomorrow! Please look forward to it!
Seiza-de-seiza fortune-telling project!
Seiza-de-seiza fortune-telling!
What an innovative project!
We can see the faces of all broadcast writers in Japan.
Seiza-de-seiza fortune-telling!
Seiza-de-seiza fortune-telling for idols in 2007!
Let's do our best! I'm looking forward to it!
Cheer up!
Let's start with Uoza.
Who is Uoza?
Is it Eto-san?
Eto-san, please stand up.
Let me tell you about Eto-san's Seiza.
Eto-san is...
Uoza...
First of all, human relationships.
Even if you don't say anything, people will naturally gather around you.
However!
Many people have jealousy and bad feelings.
Human relationships are complicated.
Everyone has jealousy.
Eto-san, please stand up.
Eto-san will stand up first.
Eto-san is the luckiest person in Seiza.
Eto-san has a lot of jobs.
Eto-san has a lot of new companies.
Eto-san has a lot of work and success.
Is it a good thing?
I think it's a good thing.
Please avoid alcohol and cigarettes.
Please take care of your health.
Eto-san is like this.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Koizumi-san.
Koizumi-san is...
Oshiza!
- Oh, you're Oshiza. - Yes, Oshiza.
- Can I take my feet off? - Oh, can you?
- Take my feet off. - Oh, thank you!
- Yes, thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- It was really good. - Oh, are you feeling better now?
- Yes, I'm feeling better now. - Are you okay?
- I'm not in pain anymore. - Are you not tingling?
- Yes, I'm fine. - Are you okay?
Are you okay with your feet here?
Are you okay with this area here?
What are you talking about?!
Please stop it!
- I'm doing it for real now. - You're doing it for real, and you're making fun of me like this?!
- It's funny! - I'm doing it for real!
- Eh, but this area under your feet... - Eh, it's fine!
That was fast!
- But... - It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
- Koizumi-san! - It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
- In 2007, you achieved your ideal life-long dream! - Wow!
- Koizumi-san, isn't that great?! - I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it!
- Your human relationships have spread worldwide. - Wow!
- There are some of you who are far away... - Wow!
- There are many of you who have human relations this year. - Wow!
- There are some of you who have decided to go overseas. - Wow!
- That's great! - That's great!
- Now, let's move on! - Yes!
- Let's continue... - Yes!
- Then... - Yes!
- Yazawa-san, shall we go? - Yes!
- Yes, Yazawa-san is a scorpion! - I'm a scorpion!
- Yes! Then you can take off your shoes! - Ah, thank you!
- Yes! - Thank you for your hard work!
- How is it? - Ah! My blood flowed well!
- Ah, is this area okay? Is this area okay? - Yes!
- Ecchi! - Ecchi?
- If you call me "ecchi", there's nothing I can do about it. - It's unexpected!
- Now, Yazawa-san! - Yes!
- Your strong trust in human relations will help you develop a profitable human relationship. - Wow!
- However, there is a possibility that you will lose all of your money due to financial problems. - Money?
- Yes! - Money?
- However, you don't need to worry about losing the human veins you need. - Ah, that's great!
- Your work and responsibilities are heavy and you struggle from time to time. - Struggle...
- Your health is unstable. - Ah!
- Yes! - I was careful!
- However, please be careful of your feet. - Yes!
- I think it's real. - It's real. - Thank you! - Yes!
- What the hell is this? - Yes. - Is it a TV? It's a TV, you bastard!
- Next is Ponchi! - Yes, Ponchi! - Please lower your feet. - Ponchi is 1cm tall.
- Hang in there! Are you okay? Are you okay? - No! Wait! Wait! Wait! - Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Wait! - Are you okay? Are you okay? No, no, no. Don't worry. Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Where? Where? Where? - My feet are swollen. - Are they swollen? Are they swollen?
- My feet are swollen. - Ouch! Wait! Wait! My feet are swollen.
- Please lower your feet. Ponchi, lower your feet. - I can't do it. Ouch!
- Ponchi has a pretty good luck. - How is it? - Yes!
- Is it over? - It's pretty good. - Ouch! - Are you okay with that? Are you okay with your feet?
- Are you okay? - I don't know. - Surprisingly, it doesn't hurt as soon as I lower my feet.
- Ponchi, are you okay? - Yes.
- Let's continue. - Yes. - Continue!
- Yokoyama-san, are you okay? - Yokoyama-san, let's continue. - Okay. - Yokoyama-san, please lower your feet. - Okay.
- Are you okay? - No! Don't come! - Why did you come there? - I lowered my feet. - Yokoyama-san, I'll do it now. I'll teach you. - Really?
- Hurry up and lower your feet. Hurry up and lower your feet. - I'm glad you lowered your feet. - I'm glad you lowered your feet.
- Hurry up and lower your feet. - What? - Why are you there? - I'm going to teach you properly. - Okay.
Yokoyama-san, what type of person was she?
- She was a weirdo. - Are you okay?
[screams as she tries to get it off]
It's alright? Is it alright?
Where, where, where does it hurt?
Can you take it off? Tell me you can take it off.
- Are you kidding me?! - Can you take it off?!
- Yokoyama! - Is it alright?!
What's with that face?! What's with that face?!
What?! Is it alright?! You alright?!
- It hurts! - You alright?! Is it alright?!
- It's fine... - Yokoyama, you know...
You're doing pretty good.
- Ah, I'm doing pretty good. - You're doing pretty good.
- Yes. - Okay, let's move on.
- Who's next? - Me!
- Who's next? - Me! - Okay, next up is Takefuchi Tonoka. - Me! - Me! - Me!
- It's okay. - I'm sorry.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay now.
- Takefuchi-san! - No!
- Takefuchi-san, you have twins, right? - Stop it!
- You have twins, right? - No!
- It hurts! - You have twins, right?
- Takefuchi-san? - Stop it!
- What's wrong? Are you worried? - Are you worried about your twins?
- How about my twins? - You don't have to worry about them!
- Takefuchi Tonoka... - Yes?
- I'm a little worried about you. - What?!
- Let's do our best together. - Yes!
- Okay, last one! - Endo-san!
- Endo-san! - Kato-san is here too.
- Me! - Me! - Kato-san!
- Endo-san! - Endo-san!
- Endo-san, it's okay, it's okay. You can take it off. - No, no, no, no, no...
- I'll help you take it off. - No, no!
- I'll help you take it off. - I'll help you take it off.
- I'll help you take it off. - Don't do it...
- It's okay, it's okay. - My heel is broken about two steps now.
- It's not broken. - It's okay, it's okay.
- More importantly... - Wait, everyone...
- Masuno-san! - Right?
- This is wisdom. - Wisdom!
- I'm a good dancer, you know? - Stand up, everyone! Stand up, everyone!
- I'm working hard! - Stand up, everyone! Stand up, everyone!
- Because I didn't do anything wrong! - I'm the only one who did it wrong. - There's a proper reason for it. - I didn't answer at all.
- That's it. - How is it, everyone?
- Endo-san, how is it? - Endo-san, Endo-san, how is it?
- Yokoyama-san, are you okay? - It's a shock, it's a shock.
- You were crying in the middle of it. - I was crying! My eyes were tearing up.
- You had a face I've never seen before.