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Everyone, you'll love it!
"If you win, you'll get a Procon!" Call of Duty Mobile Battle!
You can win a game you're good at and get a product you want! It's an annual event!
You're making it an annual event on your own.
The show is allowing it, isn't it?
You can play Call of Duty Mobile, which I used to play a lot, on your phone.
I want you to love it!
It's refreshing!
You're saying it in a cute way, but it's really refreshing!
"If you win, you'll get a Procon!" Call of Duty Mobile Battle!
"i" "love" "gaming"!
Here we go! "i" "love" "gaming"!
Narration will be done by "=love" Yamamotanna!
And the special prize I won this special project
is a Procon for the Nintendo Switch!
That controller, right?
- Oh, this one! - Wow!
- Wow!
It's easy to use, huh!
That's right!
That's not good.
How much is it?
It's about 8,000 yen for one, right?
Actually, the one I'm using now is broken.
I want it.
Buy it.
Buy it yourself.
What do you think of your own show?
I'm sorry. I want it, too.
That's enough.
If...
If I buy it for you,
you'll say it's amazing, right?
No, no, no.
You'll get your own show.
But it's just right, right?
What?
I have a Switch, but I don't have a Procon.
If I get a Procon,
I'll take it all.
I see. That's why you said it's just right.
In that theory,
if you buy it, you'll get your own show.
I see.
The gaming Kiara chose for getting products is...
a very popular game app that has
650 million downloads all over the world.
Call of Duty Mobile!
You can play 5v5 team matches, battle royales with 100 players, and many other modes to enjoy the game!
Oh, it's Gesa again.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Hitomi Takamatsu. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What do you think of Call of Duty, Hitomi?
Well...
I'll do my best.
It's a game for beginners like us.
This time, we have a guest, Hitomi, and we're lucky.
Wow!
You look like a breaking table.
You're being beaten up.
That's the game.
Are you good at it?
I'm not good at it at all.
Do you know how to do it?
I know how to do it and what I should do, but...
I don't want to say it, but it's totally crap.
Don't worry about it.
You know how to do it, right?
I know how to do it.
Even if you're lying, you should know how to do it.
I know how to do it.
No, you don't know how to do it.
As a rule, we'll have a private match in Battle Royale mode in Call of Duty Mobile.
Usually, we make a team of four people and play against each other in a team battle.
This time, it's one person against the four of us.
Let's see if we can beat the four of you.
If you beat all four of us, you win.
I don't think you can beat all of us.
That's right.
I haven't been able to do it lately.
It's been a while since I've done it.
You've done it before, haven't you?
You can't fool me.
Please look forward to it.
I'm scared of this kind of tone.
You can afford it.
Now, let's start the Battle Royale of the four of us against KIARA.
Yes!
LOVE! GAMING!
Huh? Someone's coming!
Someone's coming!
Now, it's time for the GOAL OF DUTY MOBILE Battle Royale of the four of us against KIARA!
Will KIARA be able to kill all four of us?
Okay, let's start.
I'm nervous.
Let's surround ourselves, KIARA.
That's right.
That's the only way.
Let's surround ourselves.
We have to aim from behind.
That's right.
Let's grab our weapons first.
I'm scared.
If you jump off the plane and land on the ground, the battle will start!
First of all, KIARA started landing first!
Then, the four of us chased KIARA and went gliding on the ground!
First of all, KIARA landed on the ground first!
Then, we broke into the building and quickly grabbed our weapons!
On the other hand, one of us was blind!
Next, INADA-san got weapons and items!
At that moment, KAWAI-san...
KAWAI-san hasn't flown at all.
No, I wanted to land in a good place.
Have you all landed yet?
We haven't!
Really?
I'm the only one playing a different game!
If you don't land soon, KIARA-chan will be ready.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, no! Wait! I'm so far away!
Oh, she suddenly landed.
In addition, this map shows the location of the battle.
Here, let's take a look at the puzzle maps.
Let's take a look at the puzzle map together.
KIARA, I'm next!
The four of them decided to gather around the center of the circle, which is located below.
Is KIARA there?
It's scary because it's real.
If it was a two-headed god or something like that...
If it was a character like Mario...
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
There's a car.
Is there a car?
It's been a while since I drove.
Wait a minute.
How do I get in?
I can't get in.
Okay, let's go!
Where's MAICA?
I'm going to see MAICA now.
They're going to meet up with MAICA and fight against KIARA in 3 to 1.
What's with the skull mark?
Skull mark?
What could it be?
Someone's shooting at me!
Who is it!?
Hey! Run away!
Wait a minute!
Run away!?
I'm scared!
I don't know who's shooting at me!
I found something scary!
What is it!?
It looks like a monster!
What is it!? Is it you, Mayuka!?
A monster!?
No, no, no!
What's a monster!?
A Pokemon came out!
I can't defeat it!
I'm being attacked right now!
Really!?
Can you do it!?
Should I pull it!?
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
Something went "boom" over there!
Huh!?
While Mr. Einstein is distracted by the boss characters,
Kiara and Hitomi start the battle!
Oh, no!
Run away!
Kiara is around here!
Who is it!? Who is it!?
Aiming for a moment's clearance from this shadow,
Mayuka attacks Kiara!
This is her chance! Will she be able to kill Kiara?!
Mayuka tried to kill Kiara, but on the way back...
Kiara is scared!
Now, there are only three people left! Will Kiara be able to get a Procon?!
Huh?! Who got killed?! It's Mayuka!
It's me!
Wait, who got killed?!
Behind you! Behind you! Behind you!
Behind me?!
But Hitomi is also close!
Since the drift! Since the drift!
It's me!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
The two of them met within range!
Who will win this match?!
Wait!
This is bad! This is bad!
I did it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What did you do?!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
I thought you wouldn't know how to shoot, so I was waiting for you...
And then...
You shot me in one go!
Wow!
I'm in trouble!
Wait a minute!
Wow! I saw that!
Let's watch it again in replay!
Behind you! Behind you! Behind you!
Kiara had time to realize her own existence!
Furthermore, she didn't attack right away!
She hid in the shadows and provoked Kawai!
However...
Wait! Wait! This is bad! This is bad!
Wow, Kawai!
Wow!
Alright!
That just gave me an adrenaline rush!
And so, Kiara didn't become a Procon Get!
Poor thing...
But, you know, I feel the same way about Mario Kart's Maiko-chan...
What?!
We have the same face!
It's like you're not thinking about anything!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're such a weak old man! You're not thinking about anything!
Even if you're a Procon Get, you want it, right?
We do!
Well, this is...
The staff of this show has said that "Crying Game" is okay...
But, you know...
It's not a punishment game anymore...
Yeah, Kawai...
We're like...
We're like... a team now...
Right?
And so...
If they can pull off a one-shot gag, they'll be able to try "Crying Game" once!
You know...
It's not like you're going to make me do a fun gag...
Yeah...
The one I did...
Yeah...
Um... "Shiwa-jiichan" (old man)
Is it "Shiwa-jiichan"?
Do you remember it?
Do you not remember it?
Can you say it one more time?
Shiwa-shiwa-jiichan
Shiwa-jiichan
"Ichiban shiwa-shiwa-na-no-wa" (The place that's the most "shiwa-shiwa")
"Koko-on" (here)
It's like you've made a loss in a combination...
"Hontoni-ne" (Really, right?)
Can you do it?
Yes, I'll do it!
Can you do it?
"Baa-chan" (Grandma)
"Baa-chan" is fine, too, right?
Yeah, "shiwa-shiwa-baa-chan" is fine, too...
shiwa-shiwa-baa-chan
shiwa-baa-chan
"ichiban shiwa-shiwa-na-no-wa" (The place that's the most "shiwa-shiwa")
"koko" (koko means "here" in japanese)
You're almost transparent!
Whether this is beginner's luck or not,
this time, if these four people against one person meet and Kiana-chan loses,
we'll really confiscate you.
Yes!
I'll hit you mercilessly!
I'll hit you mercilessly when you're walking carefree in the back!
That's scary!
There's a zone where you were holding back earlier, right?
I thought you wouldn't know.
That's right, that's right.
You're kind.
If you do, I'll "bom-bom-bom-bom" you in one go.
You'll kill all four of them in one go?
Yes.
Whether Kiana wins or loses, it's the last battle!
Don't hold back and kill them!
Wow, I'm nervous!
I won't lose!
Everyone, let's talk to each other!
Let's do our best!
Let's become one!
Yes, let's talk to each other on TV, too!
Okay.
Okay!
We've reached the launch site.
Oh, I shouldn't say this, right?
No, no.
Oh, it's the launch site, right?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Isn't it coming?
Oh no, oh no!
I have a grudge against you!
Oh no!
Please be careful!
I won't kill Kawai-san in one go.
Oh no!
That's scary!
I'm scared!
But if we go near Kawai-san, doesn't that mean he's there?
That's how it is.
Kawai-san will become a decoy.
Can you see where we are from you, Kiara-chan?
No, I can't.
Oh, you can see it!
Yes.
We're still in the middle of it.
In the middle of it?
Yes.
Oh, weapons.
Yes, weapons.
While collecting weapons, Kiara climbs up the building.
And finally, Kiara starts moving!
Oh no, I just said something weird.
Hey, you in the back! Go check it out!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! I'm in trouble!
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm being dropped! I'm being dropped!
I'm scared!
Whoa! I'm done for!
Yay!
The one in the back said "Go check it out!"
I'm scared!
That's too scary!
After defeating Kawai-san, the next target was...
I saw you!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! I'm being dropped! I'm being dropped!
I'm in a lot of trouble!
Hang in there!
Four of you are already dead!
Aaaaaah!
You're not dead!
Where I am! Where I am!
You're close to me!
You're right there!
Aaaaaah!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
One more! One more!
Kiana killed three of them in a row!
Now, all that's left is a one-on-one fight with Inado-san!
Inado-san! Inado-san!
Inado-san is scary! He's strong at the end!
He's really strong!
Maika-chan, too!
I have a dog!
Go! Let go! Let go of the dog!
I have it! I have it!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm scared of dogs!
It's up there!
I hear footsteps!
I found it! I found it!
It's up there! It's up there!
That Kiana-chan's "found it" is scary!
"Found it" is scary!
Seriously!
Seriously scary!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's really scary!
This is bad!
Where is it? Where is it? Behind you!
Shoot it!
Aaaaaah!
When I realized it, I was dead.
The hit rate is amazing!
Amazing!
So, this game is...
Kiara-chan's victory!
Amazing!
Kiara!
I won!
You did a good job!
I'm happy!
I found you.
You should have said "I found you."
You did a good job.
You should have said "I found you."
In the end, it was close.
It was close.
You should have done it better.
Please come again next week.
I will also use my phone.
Until then, you should practice.
You should practice.
So, Kiara-chan, you got your phone.
In the first battle,
I was defeated by a person who was walking backwards.
But in the second battle,
I defeated a person who was walking backwards.
I'm sorry.
You should have said my name.
I defeated a person who was walking backwards.
You defeated a person who was walking backwards.
I'm sorry.
Is there such a way of saying it?
I was defeated by such a person.
Please stop the camera.
I'm sorry.
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