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Good evening everyone! It's time for the All Japan Magic Championships!
Unfortunately, we didn't win last week. But this week, we have another challenger!
I can't wait to see what kind of challenge we have this week!
Let's get started!
[Laughter]
You can choose your route from Tokyo to Sapporo depending on your luck.
"The fifth journey of the dice".
First, let me explain the rules.
On the board with six choices written, you can list the current location and current time of arrival and where you will go.
Where you will go is decided by the dice of fate.
You will repeat this order and aim for the goal of Sapporo.
The time limit is about 72 hours until Monday afternoon.
Will you be able to return to Sapporo within this time limit?
On June 5th, on the first choice at Tokyo Haneda Airport,
King of Shinyabasu Hakata will be your first choice.
It will take you 14 hours to board.
The next morning on Saturday, you will arrive in Hakata, Kyushu.
The second choice is Kagoshima, where you will go by express Tsubame Line.
Unfortunately for you, you will be going in the opposite direction from Sapporo.
"The fifth journey of the dice".
This is amazing!
Hey, hey, hey!
- Why did you choose this place? - I'm a man!
- One person... - This is 1,000 yen.
One person plus 1,000 yen...
- This is... - This is me.
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble!
- This is amazing! - This is so comfortable!
This is so comfortable!
If it's me, Kagoshima is nothing.
- This is so heavy! - Wow, slippers!
Wow, wow, wow!
Is there a train antenna that you can wear slippers on?
Is there a water antenna with such a curve?
I don't know if I was born in Agatha Christie's world!
- Wine! - This guy is getting smaller and smaller!
It's getting bigger and bigger! I'm not surprised, Oizumi!
Good luck!
Oh! Watermelon beer!
There is also watermelon wine!
I feel like I'm getting older!
In the beginning, this guy said, "You can't drink alcohol!"
If you want an exciting atmosphere, can't I drink alone?
No, but you know, you're not good at directing.
If you drink quietly, we'll drink!
Don't shake hands, Oizumi!
He scolded me!
It's completely black label!
Just say it! If you want to ride it, give me a good reaction!
Just say it! Just say it!
Fujimura's best journey!
Why don't you write it yourself and say it yourself?
Oh! It's coming out!
I'm going back!
It's hard, Mr. Makata!
Just say it! Just say it!
Just say it! I feel the limit of my strength!
Oh! It's cool!
I bought it!
You can't buy it!
Don't do it!
Hey! Don't drink it!
I can't exchange this anymore!
Stop it!
Everyone, you too!
What do you mean "decent"?
That American accent is so popular.
When I looked in the mirror and saw myself in the mirror,
I thought, "Who looks like me?"
I thought, "Is it Ikea or Genta?"
That's right!
Is it Ikea or Genta?
You looked like Ikea or Genta.
That's right!
Give me the camera.
You looked like me and I thought you were cute.
But it wasn't me!
See?
It's Genta!
It's 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
We arrived at Kagoshima Prefecture's West Kagoshima Station.
It's warm.
It's not warm, but hot.
It's dark.
Let's go home.
Let's be in a good mood.
I want to take a bath.
1. I want to take a bath in Kirishima.
2. I want to take a bath in Ibusuki.
3. I want to take a bath in Yufuin.
4. I want to take a bath in Hitapuro.
Is it okay?
5. I want to take a bath in Kirishima.
6. I want to take a bath in Haneda.
Why don't you force yourself to go to Sapporo?
We don't have a bottle to go to Sapporo from Kagoshima.
We don't have it.
But I want to go to Hitapuro.
Viewers may say, "What is he doing?"
Is he going to drink and take a bath?
But I can't help it.
It's my decision to write this.
I wrote this.
It's good.
All of them are good.
You wrote it.
Ibusuki.
It's Ibusuki.
You broke the camera.
Did you break the camera?
Is it broken?
2. I want to take a bath in Ibusuki.
7.13.28.
5.14.25.
It's close.
But?
You'll know it if you go there.
In the hot spring, there is a strange hot spring.
What's up?
I can't drink hot water with this.
You always go wild.
Let's go, Genta.
Let's take a picture.
There is a wonderful hot spring.
It's fun.
I'm not looking forward to it.
I have a feeling of it.
What's up?
We came to Kagoshima.
Among various souvenirs...
You don't like sweets, do you?
I don't like it.
What do you like?
Do you like shaved ice?
I don't know.
There is a famous shaved ice in Kagoshima.
Shiokumatoin.
Shiokumatoin?
It's famous in Kagoshima.
It's amazing.
This is a small size.
This is a normal size.
What's this?
It's shaved ice.
You like it, don't you?
You should eat it.
It's not for you, Genta.
This is big, too.
That's right.
It's big.
It says here that it contains 750 ml of ice.
It contains a little more than 1 liter of ice.
Try to hold it.
It's heavy.
If you hit me with it, I'll die.
You want to eat it, don't you?
Can you beat me?
It's about the same now.
Even in such a small battle...
I won't allow you to lose.
I'll make you feel frustrated today.
Wait for me.
What are you talking about?
You're a big eater.
I'm not a big eater.
You haven't shown your fighting pose yet.
I'm tired of it.
I like your way of putting it.
This is a good match.
He's drinking it.
He's relaxed.
You should catch up with me.
He's drinking it.
It tastes like pickles.
It's like natto.
You're noisy.
Your voice is different from usual.
He's drinking it.
He lost.
I drank three bottles of beer.
You're terrible.
You lost.
He drank three bottles of beer.
This is Ibusuki's Sunamushi Coast.
This is Saraku.
Mr. Saraku, I'm not a member of the shop.
You're stupid.
What kind of hot spring is it?
You know it. You can see it.
You're buried in it.
This picture is strange.
Are you stupid like me?
Yes, you are.
Mr. Ibusuki, what are you doing?
It was hot.
It's hot.
It's early June, but the weather is different.
The sea water is back.
It's floating.
Let's move on to the last one.
It's about time to go home.
I feel like a laser.
1. Ibusuki for one night.
I have to come here for one night.
2. JAL for the last day.
Haneda.
Kagoshima Airport.
If it's the last day, I'll fly there.
3. Shinda Express.
Did you get on it?
I got on it.
Did you get on it?
Yes, I did.
4. Enjoy Kyushu.
Yufuin.
Mr. Tora took me to a foreign country by mistake.
Yufuin.
Yufuin and Yufuin.
5. Amamiyoshi.
Amamiyoshi.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
Ferry.
6. Shinyaverse.
Tropical liner Kobe.
Kobe.
This guy is also quite... I'm not saying as much as King, but you have to be prepared for half a day.
There's only one or two of these, no matter how you think about it.
One or two, right?
No, four is fine.
Four? No, are you kidding me?
Four is fine?
Four is fine, right? I like hot springs a little, so...
Four is fine.
Speaking of which, it's me, so...
That's right.
It's about time...
That's right.
Somehow, I have a feeling...
That's right.
From your mouth...
Those words might...
Make me go crazy.
You're going to make a big deal of it.
Let's go!
One, two, four.
One, two, four, right?
Yes, one, two, four, right?
Okay, let's go.
Nice to meet you, sir.
I'll send it right away.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Are you really doing it seriously?
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
That's right.
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
Let's go!
Ho!
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
Let's go!
Ho!
This is bad!
There's no other way for me to go south.
This is bad!
Hey, look.
Kyushu is here, and Okinawa is here.
That's right.
Oh, please don't do this to me!
What do you think?
Amamiyoshi?
Is there something like that?
How much does it cost?
Is that how much it costs?
It's expensive.
It's far away!
What are you talking about?
It's far away!
This is annoying.
I know where it is, but I don't know how long it will take me.
So you're not going to make it at night?
Ouch!
5. Further south, Amami Oshima.
Kagoshima Shinkō's first ferry, Queen Coral, leaves at 5:50 am.
Why has Amami Oshima arrived?
Departure time is 11 hours and 50 minutes.
Travel distance is about 300 kilometers, which makes it difficult to get to the east Shinakai venue.
They finally decided not to take it back.
Is it tomorrow?
It's tomorrow.
It's already been decided.
The schedule is not yet finished until tomorrow, January 1st.
Bad people are bad people.
It's buried in the sand!
He shouldn't have come up there!
5. Further south, Amami Oshima.
It's departing!
It's boarding!
Where is this ferry going?
Amami Oshima!
The boarding time is...
12 hours.
Kagoshima hasn't left yet, has it?
It's still a long way.
It's just past midnight now, isn't it?
That may be the case.
When I went to get it at the port earlier, the ferryman said, "Didn't it run away?"
It's usually impossible to run away at that point!
At that point of the port, it was left there.
It's just Amami...
It's really leaving Amami, isn't it?
Is there a way to escape properly?
But there is an airport mark...
There is an airport!
As a result of my research, there is an airport.
So, there are wheels coming out of place to place.
So, it's tomorrow and Sunday.
Oh, is that so?
It's tomorrow and Sunday.
Let's go home.
We have to go home.
It's getting farther and farther away!
Well, you can say that.
It's already boarding!
It's always the south island.
You said you could swim, didn't you?
I said it! I said it! I said it!
Aren't you going to swim?
Swim...
Will you swim?
Swim!
These four people...
You're lying!
Didn't you bring a board or something?
Oh, I see...
They don't sell it at five in the morning...
I'm scared...
Hey...
Whether you have it or not, I'm sleepy and I can't fall asleep at five and swim!
Is that so?
No matter how much I'm invited by you...
Is that so?
I don't want you to tell me to swim!
No matter how beautiful the sea is...
Is that so?
I have to swim with you guys...
I feel like this now, but...
After all, I don't know...
The air, the sun, and the blue sea of ​​the south island...
You can't help but run to the beach, can you?
Is that so?
If you take off your clothes and run to the beach, run!
What is it? What is it?
Direction!
As a director...
If you want to do it, I'll do it!
For now, I don't feel like doing it...
In the morning...
Don't you do it?
Hmm...
I don't feel like doing it right now...
Do it!
No, that's why...
I jumped into this school in the sea of ​​sweetness...
After that, right away...
I'll do it as much as you give me back my little blood!
After that, where will I be turned around all over Japan?
Is that so?
We still have to leave power!
That's right!
There's no sweet or little blood, is there?
There isn't!
Is that so?
Anyway, drink it again and get out of Osaka or Alphen!
It will spread infinitely!
Our voters again! All over Japan!
You can't do such a dangerous thing!
I understand!
Buy me a sea bream!
I understand!
I'll take anything, even scallops!
I'll bring a lot of sea breams and sea urchins and bring them back!
I'll ride a dolphin and bring it back!
If you buy me a sea bream...
I'll take it and eat it!
I understand! I understand!
I'll grill it and eat it right away at the beach!
Don't make us worry about food!
Buy me a grill in the morning and afternoon!
I'll do it for you for as much as you want!
I'll escape the rain by myself!
Make a grill!
Just buy a grill!
I'll give you one per person!
I don't know if I can win!
I'm going to be like this!
Will you do it for me?
I'll come looking for treasures!
Look forward to it!
I don't have to worry about budget anymore!
You can't see it, can you?
A sweet treasure!
I haven't bought a grill yet!
That's no good!
I'm going to go on a sweet treasure hunt soon!
How many people do you think will be there for a day?
It's no good!
I'm going to get out of there as soon as possible!
But it's not dangerous if you're a mister!
It's not dangerous if you're a master!
I'm going to be there for a day and look for a grill!
Besides, it's Sunday morning!
It's the evening of the next day!
You're going to find a board, aren't you?
It's going to be a really lonely movie like that!
I'm already saying it!
I can't take my eyes off of it!
It's a movie where you're left with only one step left!
What are you talking about?
It's going to come out soon!
Is this okay?
What are you trying to make?
It's a proper board and a nice bikini!
This is a really messy movie!
You should interview him!
We should dive in!
That's not proper!
You should have thrown a rocky rock inside of the board!
What?!
Why would you do that?!
It would've been dangerous!
You should have put sea urchins in there!
I'll give you out, so beware!
It's a gold mine, partner.
I can't really bring it.
My dad really did it.
It's a lie, but I did it with my ass.
[Laughter]
What the hell!
[Laughter]
[Laughter] I can see your ass!
[Laughter]
Hey! Hey! Wait!
You bastard!
Are you okay? Are you alive?
[Laughter]