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Good evening, everyone. It's Wednesday's How's It Going?
What we're going to do today is the first Wednesday's How's It Going? Karate Quiz Tournament!
I'm sure we'll never do this for the second time.
I just put it in the supermarket for a little while, and there were so many idiots.
It was really a big deal.
Do you still watch it?
Yes, I do.
I'm like that.
You're like a demon.
What kind of quiz is it?
Do you know it?
On his last journey, he became a legend.
His husband, a reporter, asked him to say the name of the bus that he was riding at the time.
It's hard from the start.
It's hard.
To be honest, I understood it, but it was a lot of trouble.
He was the one who rode it.
Even though he reacted like this, someone has already forgotten about the person who was beaten.
There's also a penalty quiz and writing test like this.
There's also a final, a final battle, and a VTR problem.
Final!
I'd like to get excited.
It depends on the future whether it will be exciting or not.
That's right.
How many weeks will this be?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Anyway, I'd like to have a good time today.
Wednesday's How's It Going? Quiz Tournament!
Wednesday's How's It Going?
Wednesday's How's It Going? First Karate Quiz Tournament!
A lot of people came today.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
That's amazing!
And at the venue, we have...
HTB's new mascot...
On-chan!
On-chan Bates and everyone...
On-chan Bates!
I think you've done a great job.
On-chan Bates isn't listening to me at all, even when the camera is rolling.
In "Traveling with Cycle", we have the legendary "Dunkirk Report"...
At the time...
The name of Shinya Bates, who was riding Suzui Hoizumi...
...was "Let's Go"!
Is it true, Maruyama Bates?
That's amazing!
With a 99 to 1 chance...
The answer is...
Yes!
I think the round people probably have something to do.
There's no way it's round, even if it's a penalty.
In Europe...
Dodo Chauhan mistakenly mistook Belgium for Bruges...
And got lost...
The city of Graus is...
Bulgaria!
That's right!
When I looked up at the sky earlier...
I saw a pigeon draw a circle and fly away.
Let's see the answer!
Yes!
This is a question from "saikoro hou" that we did a video on the other day.
I'm on my way from Hiroshima to Toyama.
Out of the 24 momiji manjus I ate on the Shinkansen,
I ate 5 of them.
Is it correct or not?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Something amazing is happening.
I haven't eaten it yet.
How can I make it more exciting?
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The correct answer is...
Yes, it's X!
You guys haven't thought about the show at all, have you?!
In Aachen's ghost hotel,
when Izumi Suzuki was mistaken for a homo,
there was a double bed room.
This was room 224.
Oh, it's moving!
If you look from above,
On-chan is in a lot of pain.
It's impossible for him to move.
On-chan, are you okay?
Don't hit On-chan!
On-chan is in a lot of pain.
The correct answer is...
This!
It's a well established nickname, "Mr."
By the way, the first time O-Izumi called me "Mr."
was in Uryu-kyo.
Is it correct?
I don't know!
Okay, that's enough!
The eyes of you who are looking at us...
are completely round!
Now, let's announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
This!
What is it?
How is it?!
Everyone in Uryu-kyo...
Good morning!
Everyone in Uryu-kyo...
Good morning!
And now...
Mr. How is it?
It's good!
Suzuki Takayuki is finally...
He's back!
I was about to go home!
We planned about 20 people for the second test, but we don't have enough people now.
The loser of the revival match is...
...the Aquarium.
This is a question from the first episode we should commemorate.
In the opening of the first episode...
...Suzui and Oizumi were wearing an animal's stuffed animal.
That's nostalgic!
At the time, Suzui was wearing...
...a wolf!
The answer is...
...pig!
Oizumi was wearing a wolf.
I was wearing a penguin.
The first starting point of "The Best Trip" is...
...the Prince Hotel in Shinagawa, Tokyo.
Is that correct?
Everyone is saying goodbye to Oni-chan!
Do you think we know the answer?
Oni-chan is just lucky!
This is...
...the Prince Hotel in Shinagawa, but...
...it's the Prince Hotel in Roppongi!
That's correct!
Thank you!
Goodbye!
Oni-chan, goodbye!
The Best Trip
Now, whether we cry or laugh...
...we'll move on to the last question.
In the last episode of "The Best Trip"...
...we kidnapped Oizumi and took him to Awaji Island.
At the time...
...he was driving a car from HTV to Chitose Airport.
He's Fujimura, the director.
The answer is...
Yes!
The answer is...
...wrong!
That was so close!
What a shame!
Next up is the secondary exam.
These are the candidates.
You don't look so happy.
What's going on?
Finally, it's time for the secondary exam.
We have prepared questions for you for the secondary exam.
It's a withdrawal exam.
There are 23 candidates who passed the preliminary round.
However, there are fewer candidates who are not suitable for the secondary exam.
There are about 17 or 18 candidates who are not suitable for the secondary exam.
I was surprised when I heard that there are fewer candidates who are not suitable for the secondary exam.
Why were you left behind?
It's a really difficult question.
There are 40 questions in total.
Some people said they didn't want to stay, but there are no people who want to stay at all.
There are only three people left.
It's finally the final.
The final will be held at the stage in white behind you.
I thought it was a great set, but it's really sloppy.
The stage in white is just a curtain.
Dodecham Cult Quiz World Championship Second round is written exam.
There are 40 pretty cult questions.
And it is composed of a small thesis about the charm of Dodecham.
Let me introduce you to the main problems.
First question.
In "Dice Travel 1", what is the order in which the dice are played and the direction of the eyes that appear?
The answer is Tokyo, Matsuyama, Usuki, Tokura, Shin Osaka, Niigata, Otaru.
Third question.
In "Oizumi no kawajan", what is the exact number of "valentino" that you ride?
The answer is valentino.
Thirteenth question.
In "Gusthofleben", where you stayed in Liechtenstein, what is the price of one twin room?
The answer is 290 Swiss francs.
Thirty-eighth question.
In "Dice Travel 1", how many hours did it take for a ferry from Niigata to Otaru?
The answer is 18 hours.
And so on.
Not only the cast, but also the staff can't answer these questions well.
Moreover, it is unbelievable that Dodecham Mania, which has answered almost all of them, will finally appear after this.
Thank you for your hard work, everyone!
There are some people with very bad grades.
I'll tell you about them later in "Dice Travel 1".
Are you ready?
Let's go first!
Who had the worst grade?
Toda Masako! Tell me! How many years do you have left?! Toda Masako, come forward!
You know, the three slogans that were mentioned at the beginning of the show...
"Low standard", "low budget", and one more thing...
You wrote "low level", didn't you?
Yes.
"Newcomer guidance".
The next one is also four points.
Is it Matsuda Koichi-kun?
What do you think of me drawing my portrait?
Right?
I drew my portrait.
Don't show it to me! Show it to me properly!
You drew my portrait, didn't you?!
What do you think of me drawing my portrait?!
What do you think of it, Kame-san? Does it look like me?
Thank you for your hard work.
Next!
And...
This book is the most dangerous book I've ever read.
Sato Kazuaki! Your life is in danger!
What was Suzuki Takayuki's title?
"Orbitz Theater".
What's with this delicious-looking title?
It's not "biscuit"!
Unfortunately, we'll have to say goodbye here.
If you haven't been called by your title, you can move on to the next one.
Noto Yoshiko-san!
Congratulations!
Huh? Is it you?
I thought she was pretty good at cunning.
What?! I didn't do it!
At first, she was listening pretty closely.
Sumiya Mari-san!
Congratulations, Sumiya Mari-kun!
Thank you!
I'm glad you didn't draw it.
I didn't want to draw it!
It seems like only people who don't want to be on TV are left.
I'm pretty anxious about this.
Next up is No. 26, Oizumi Yo-kun!
Even people who actually did it can only get half of it!
He got higher scores than Oizumi-kun!
He got 32 points!
Tagsari Yoshifumi-kun!
Congratulations!
This is it!
Wow! You're perfect!
You guessed everything I ate!
You!
What do you usually do?!
This guy!
In the final, we'll fight with Sensei!
As you just said...
In the final, Yo Izumi-yo-kun will also participate as the answerer.
In other words, the four of us...
...will fight together!
What do you think of...
...this unreliable four-shot?
Even for me...
...it's a pretty poor, poor-looking four-shot!
Will we really have a show with this?!
How about the first round?!
CARD QUIZ TOURNAMENT!
Alright!
It's finally the final!
We'll fight in the final round!
There are a lot of difficult questions...
...so everyone, please do your best!
The points are...
...one dice...
...that's how I'm going to say it...
A white dice is one point...
...and a red dice is five points!
I'd like to announce the total points!
Please do!
Let me introduce you to the answerers!
First, from the left...
...it's Sumiya-san!
Yeah!
Yo!
Good luck out there, students!
To tell you the truth...
...it didn't hurt at all...
...but I hope you'll hang out with me for a little longer!
And second...
...it's Tagsari-kun!
Yo!
Nice to meet you!
As you can see, students...
...in the second round...
...they got higher scores!
They got higher points...
...than that Oizumi Yo-san!
That's right!
I hope you'll do your best!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
And the third one is Ms. Noto!
Ms. OL, did you have a day off today?
Yes, I did.
I hope you'll do your best!
And the fourth one is...
Ms. Oizumi Yo!
Chanda!
I'm very happy to be back in my second hometown!
You've brought me a lot of souvenirs in my dressing room.
But I still have some room in my bag!
It's Ms. Oizumi!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
As expected of you!
Okay, let's get started.
First of all, you'll get one white dice.
Let's start with common sense questions.
Okay, let's start with the first one.
Go ahead!
First one is "From a Dice Trip".
Oh, that's good.
What is the name of the movie Ms. Oizumi starred in in the Eastern England period?
First one is "From a Dice Trip".
Oh, that's good.
What is the name of the movie Ms. Oizumi starred in in the Eastern England period?
Go ahead, Ms. Oizumi!
A quarrel.
A quarrel is correct.
Let's move on to the second question.
Speaking of Dutch liquor...
Yes, Mr. Tagsari!
Chuhai?
Correct.
Viewers may think that Mr. Tagsari is a fool.
Why would he drink Chuhai? Is he stupid?
Otherwise, he won't be able to return to society.
That's correct.
Then...
Who told Digimon in Nagasaki that Chuhai is a fool?
Yes, Mr. Tagsari!
Chuhai.
Good luck, you two ladies!
You don't seem like you want to do it at all...
Do you think you won't be shown if you don't answer?
It's okay.
You've been slacking off at work.
Ms. Oizumi's famous line...
"Soviet charm"!
Why did you say that line? What did you find charming about it?
Ah! Ms. Oizumi!
Why are you answering by yourself? It's so embarrassing!
Um... This is Seto Ohashi, right?
What was the first sweet thing you ate on a show?
Oh!
What did you eat, Ms. Sumiya?
You haven't answered anything yet.
Kibi-dango?
Correct!
Yes!
That's right!
You've grown up!
In the latest broadcast, "Cyclo-ho",
the first Shinkansen in Hiroshima,
what was the first sweet thing you ate, Ms. Oizumi?
Oh! Ms. Sumiya!
Shamoji...bento...
Huh? Shamoji-meshi?
Huh?
You know, the famous one in Hiroshima...
Oh, kaki-shamoji...
Shamoji-kaki...
Ah!
To that world!
Shamoji-kaki-bento...
Kaki-meshi...
What is this?
If you press it later, it won't work?
No, I'm stopping it.
What are you doing?
I'm pressing it.
Mr. Oizumi's helicopter-auto incident, which was a shocking video.
Now, what is the name of the company that manufactured the helicopter it was flying at that time?
Ah, it's too late!
Um...kawasaki helicopter system...
Ah, it's too bad!
Kawasaki...juko...
Wow!
Yes! Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Mr. Oizumi!
ASICS!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ah!
Kawasaki-juko?
Oh!
That's correct!
Kawasaki-juko
Kawasaki-juko is flying all over the ground!
Kawasaki-juko made a technique that you can't make with a jar!
A technique you can't make with a jar...
Kawasaki-juko made it possible.
Kawasaki-juko
Mr. Oizumi's favorite book...
"The Author of "Man and Liquor""...
Mr. Takusari...
Hemingway...
Hahaha!
Mr. Takusari is just an idiot!
Hahaha!
On the screen...
Hahaha!
"Man and Liquor"...
Because it's Hemingway's book!
Hahaha!
Ah! My book...
"Man and Liquor"...
Hahaha!
Who wrote it?
Me?
Yes.
It's Hemingway's book.
Hemingway.
He finished writing "The Old Man and the Sea" and finished writing it in one day.
He's a student, but he's useless in society.
Then, what is the modernization of men and alcohol?
I'm sorry.
Men and alcohol.
The modernization of men and alcohol.
He seems to have understood it.
Oh, really?
He seems to have understood it.
I've understood only this much.
Do you want to participate in it?
No, I don't.
Do you want to participate in it?
No, I don't.
It's okay.
You don't want to go home, do you?
No, I don't.
The next question is from Australia.
It's the trace of men's dreams.
What city did Mr. Oujimi say this line in?
Townside.
Wow.
Coober Pity.
That's correct.
Yes.
In Australia, we found out that Mr. Oizumi was from a nobleman's family and had a piranha at home.
Now, the main prey of the piranha is...
A blackbird.
You're amazing!
You're too amazing!
I've already forgotten about an episode like this!
The more you answer, the more the gallery around you will pull you in.
It's like, "Huh?"
Next up is a question from a trip to Countryside, 212 municipalities.
"Ilbari", "Horokanai", "Uryu" and "Kleba", which one is next?
Naioro
Correct!
You're so fast!
Now, as a preview, we'll see which part of "tagsariku" is funny.
If you do this, you'll get the top and if you're funny, you won't be featured!
This is a gentle question.
"Torataiji" and "Nanionsen"
Mr. Oizumi, you're in trouble now!
I'm sorry. "Noboribetsunsen"
Correct.
How frustrating!
Now, here's the next one. Girls, do your best!
"Cow fight" and "Nani John"
Huh?
I can't reach it!
This is a simple question.
In order to show that he's in trouble, he did "tagsarikunfujo".
He was actually going to let the girls answer it.
But Mr. Oizumi pushed it away.
He doesn't know the flow.
He doesn't know it.
Mr. Oizumi.
Okoppekyou
Don't make fun of me!
What will happen next week?
That's all for this week.
Next week, "Domo Mania" will be number one in the world!
Who will be number one in the world, Mr. Oizumi?
I don't know, but I'm sorry about last week.
Even if it rains today,
A new morning always starts like this.
Like that, like that, I want to live.
I want to live and live.