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Good evening, it's "How about Wednesday?"
The fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi" will finally begin tonight!
That idiot has been deceived again this time!
- Look at me! - I'm going to hit you in the eye!
Shut up!
The Best of Usabi
Good morning, everyone.
Today is November 10...
Oh, it's not 10.
It's Friday, the 21st.
It's 6:30 in the morning.
Let me tell you what you've been waiting for.
It's been a while since we've traveled on a dice.
The Best of Usabi
It's finally here!
The fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi"!
Let me explain the route here.
Returning to Sapporo from a starting point is a happy thing.
However, all routes are decided by dice.
There are six destinations and a flight plan on the board.
Where we go will be decided by the dice of fate.
Even if our destination is the opposite direction of Sapporo,
if we don't go to that destination, we won't be able to roll the next dice.
In other words, as long as there is a means of transportation,
we have to keep moving back and forth.
It's a journey of fear that everyone on "The Best of Usabi" hates the most!
This is the fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi".
First of all, I'd like you to look at this map.
So far, we've been conquering this red-painted place on a dice journey.
We haven't conquered this white area yet.
Especially in this three-person area, Shimane!
This area is still open.
First of all, we always start our journey of dice from Tokyo.
This time, we'd like to start from Shimane.
So, let's take a look at this.
This is the map of Hokkaido, which you know from "212 Municipalities Country Sign Journey".
Last time I did it, it ended with "God's Country Morning" and "Ikutawara Dynasty" ended with "Country Sign Journey", and this time I deceived him that there was a great plan to go around all of them, and he thought he would go around Hokkaido.
I can't believe I'm flying to Shimane all of a sudden. It's a situation I didn't even dream of.
First of all, let's take a look at this map. The destination of "lie" told to "Oizumi" is this "Ikutawara Dynasty".
However, we are heading for "Metropolitan Airport" where planes from "Shimane Prefecture Yiso Airport Station" fly.
As you can see, "Sapporo" and "Kana" are in opposite directions.
At what point does "Oizumi" realize that their destinations are different?
From "Hiragishi" in "htb" to "Ikutawara Dynasty", we will take "Sapporo Inter" from "Dooh Expressway" and head for "Asahi River", but we will take "Capital Airport" from " Kitahiroshima Inter".
"Oizumi" may notice "First point"
First of all, go up "Kojo Dori" from "htb" and cross the highway "Route 36". Go straight "Sapporo Inter" and turn right "Route 36" and head for "Kitahiroshima Inter" .
If you look at this sign in front of you, you will notice that it is strange to turn right.
The second point is "Kitahiroshima Inter"
If you go north, you will head for "Sapporo" direction, that is, "Asahi River" direction. If you go south, you will head for "Tomakomai" direction, that is, "Metropolitan Airport" direction.
Normally, when you head for "tomakomai" direction on the right, you will immediately say "funny" and make noise.
But there may be "Oizumi" that you can't read the map and "Anywa no Inter" that you may not notice.
And the third point is this "Chitosein" At this point of getting off the highway, even a child should notice something strange.
At the exit, be careful of "Chitose Airport" and at the post office, there is a huge "Chitose" and you must notice "Oizumi" as expected.
But you can't ignore "Oizumi" Just in case, the final point is "Chitose Airport" No matter how much the airport building comes into view, even a baby should notice something strange.
Where on earth? Where do you notice going to Shimane and boarding an airplane? First of all, I think this is an eye-opener.
Everyone, I hope you look forward to it. "Along with the wait! Journey of the Dice" Oh! It's finally starting!
Good morning, everyone! Good morning!
Today is November 21st, Friday! Friday!
This time it is the 212nd district, but for the time being, I would like to start or start this time with Iktawara-cho.
Now we are still in Sapporo city, but from now on, we will get on the same car and go to Asahikawa.
I think we have become familiar with each other, but this time the number of times is easy!
Let's go to Asahikawa. We went to Asahikawa and got on the national road 39 and the national road 333, and we would like to go to Iktawara-cho first.
No, it's really ... If it were really 212, I really wouldn't have turned around.
What is there?
If it's like this, I think I'll be fooled soon.
This time it's about time to be fooled.
And that director said, "How about it, Oshimi-kun? It's about time."
I don't care if you challenge me in combat clothes.
If you come in combat clothes, you'll be fooled.
So this time for my family too.
No, I don't know where it is only this time.
For the time being, I will also weaken the possibility of overseas.
Good!
However, I don't have a budget anymore.
I'm reading it. I don't have a budget even if it's not within the year.
It's amazing. I'm reading it. I'm reading it.
I've been learning.
So, even if it's not overseas, I thought it would be suspicious if it hit the dice.
But I thought it would cost money even if it hit the dice.
Good!
I thought it would cost money even if it hit the dice.
But I didn't think it would hit the dice straight away.
I was suspicious for a moment.
I was suspicious. I was suspicious.
I told everyone this time.
No, I don't know.
I don't know where it's going this time.
What is it? What is it?
Is it really going to hit the dice?
I'm disappointed in you guys.
Whether I doubt you or deceive you,
Which one is better?
This is really between me and you guys.
Shit, I'm disappointed!
I remembered. While I was saying that, look.
It's been 212 viewers.
It's come to the starting point.
It's already this much.
Is it here?
Is it here that I started?
How is it?
Everything started here.
"I knew it!" I said.
I see, I see.
Look.
See?
That's right.
Okay.
You were playing basketball!
I said it!
Oh!
Was there anything cooler?
Yes, there was.
Like a dunk!
There was.
Dunk!
Dunke!
Like a dunke!
Dunk! Like a dunk and a dunke!
Slamdunke!
Alright, alright...
It's the same wherever you go!
What even is countrysides knowledge for you?
It's not like you'll ever meet everyone!
It's not like you have an airbox or anything!
I don't know what to say. I'm sweating like crazy.
I've been sweating like crazy for a while now.
You don't like it? Try touching it.
It's true! It's true!
It was like a newborn baby.
It was like a trained life expert.
It was like a fierce feast.
In that sense, it wasn't human.
I became a male and a female.
It was like a marriage.
It was fun.
Well, that's what I remember now.
Now, now, now, now.
Have we arrived?
We are now heading for Chitose.
When you think of Chitose...
What? What are you talking about?
First impression and Chitose.
Yo! Yo!
What was that?
Yo!
What is a "pinocchio house"?
I think it's made of wood.
Wooden house, right?
Let's report on Egypt.
Mo...
Moccoli house!
Moccoli house...
- Uematsu-kun... - Yes?
- There is a map of Hokkaido here... - Yes?
- Where is Iktowaru-cho? - Yes?
Let's see...
Is it around here?
Wow!
- Sapporo is here. - Oh, Sapporo...
It's so far...
- So we'll go through Asahika... - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- And where are we now? - Here.
- It's still far, isn't it? - What?
- It's so far... - How can you say that?
Wait...
What?
- Did we get off? - What?
- The expressway... - Yes.
- So why did we get off? - What?
I don't know how to say "expressway" in Japanese.
Once you get on the expressway, don't you usually go to Asahika?
Yes.
- You must be tired. - Yes.
In order to get tired, you should eat something sweet.
I'll give you some caramel.
Eat some caramel.
I don't like sweets, but I have to do my best.
You're the last one!
I see, you're the last one.
Is it better than 212?
Shall we go?
Let's go where we left off.
What is it?
I found it!
- I found it! - I'm sorry, everyone. I'm such an idiot.
I didn't know at all and just went for it.
Izumo Taisha
I've come to Shimane.
Hey, Toki-san.
Yes?
Over there, what you see is...
What is it?
It's Hokkaido Jingu!
No.
It's Miyoshi Shrine!
It's Izumo Taisha!
Izumo Taisha
When it comes to Shimane, it's Izumo Taisha.
It's a great place.
To be honest, Shimane only has this much.
No, it's not like that.
It's surprisingly expensive.
It's expensive.
When you get off the plane, it's 9 a.m. at Chitose Airport.
It's 2 a.m. now that we've arrived here.
2 a.m.?
Let's go back.
We're going back!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's been a while.
Are you okay?
You don't look like you're okay.
I have to say it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's get started.
One!
Oh, how nostalgic!
Kochi Prefecture, Sukumo!
Oh, how nostalgic! Sukumo.
We've been there.
Two!
With enthusiasm, Kyushu National Park!
Oh, how nostalgic!
This echo!
Kyushu National Park!
Three!
A little charming, Hiroshima!
Oh!
We've never been to Hiroshima before.
Oh, that surprised me.
This is also charming!
Four!
Hawaii Hot Spring!
It says "Hawaii Hot Spring" in Katakana.
Oh, I see.
Five!
JAS 278, Haneda!
Oh, I see.
Let's go back.
Six!
Sorry for keeping you waiting, bus.
There's a place called Sanongo.
Shibuya!
Tsugai!
You're from Shibuya too.
Shibuya bus!
That brings back memories.
Let's go to Shibuya bus.
We only have buses to get our faces back.
Right?
Yeah.
We only have buses to get on.
It looks like fun.
Our bodies are ready.
To cope with all kinds of hard journeys.
There's something about it.
It doesn't matter which one it is.
Out of all the buses, this is the least attractive one.
It's not bad.
I wonder if we should go to Tokyo.
That's what I think.
We can't do this for the show.
But we've forgotten.
For now, we only have buses to get our faces back.
We only have buses to get our faces back.
Let's go.
But we'll go back to the stand.
We'll go back in five.
Let's go to Hokkaido.
Let's do it one by one.
Here it comes!
What will come out?
Leave it to me.
What will come out?
Leave it to me.
Here it comes!
It's fast!
It's good, isn't it?
It's a little attractive.
How about this one?
It's not bad.
3. Chotto Miryoku. Hiroshima.
15 hours 15 minutes.
Super Yakumo No.22 from Okayama.
Shinkansen Hikari No.87 from Okayama.
19 hours 26 minutes.
Moving distance 383 km.
4 hours 4 hours.
Surprisingly, Hiroshima is far away.
There's one there.
That's good.
Kaneko Nobuo sensei's...
I don't know anymore.
I don't know what it is!
Can we?
We can't go yet!
We haven't grasped it yet!
If you shake it, you'll do it right away.
It's fast, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Shall we go?
Let's go to a pray or something.
I really have to pray for travel safety.
*snap*
*laughter*
It's Nagoyaka, isn't it?
*laughter*
Is it okay for me to do this?
Travel!
Travel, yes.
Downward!
*laughter*
Travel!
Yes!
Downward as well!
*laughter*
Surrounding!
Yes, yes.
Southern!
*laughter*
I'm scared of going south.
*laughter*
I'm scared of going south.
*laughter*
It's exactly the opposite.
*laughter*
You have to go north.
*laughter*
*slurp*
Delicious!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Look!
This isn't a place where a god is likely to come.
This is Izumo.
Hmm.
Izumo Taisha Nii.
This area is called "kamiari-zuki", right?
Yes.
Ozumi-kun, you know everything!
Yes, yes, yes.
You know a lot.
*ding*
Originally, October is "kanna-zuki".
Hmm.
Even in the month when there are no gods, Izumo region is called "kamiari-zuki".
Hmm.
Because all the gods from all over Japan gather in Izumo region, Izumo region is called "kamiari- zuki", right?
However!
All of you, all of you amateurs...
Hmm.
No matter what you say "Izumo", you tend to visit Izumo Taisha Nii.
We are like that, aren't we?
We are like that first and foremost, but you can't misunderstand this.
That's right.
Even if you come to Izumo Taisha Nii for "kamiari- zuki", there are gods, but they are different.
Hmm.
But there is a "god's inn" in Izumo Taisha Nii.
Hmm.
In other words, it's a hotel.
That's right.
A hotel in Izumo Taisha Nii.
That's what it is. And after that, uh, it's called Norton Izumi Taisha.
That's what it is. Therefore, God does not appear unless it is Godjii Temple.
On the other hand, if you pray at Godjii Temple, you will be sleeping. It's a nuisance, but you have to pray.
So, there are various cute souvenirs around it.
After that, God gathered and had various discussions and summits were held.
God of the Namu Hokkaido Jingu is also attending.
I also attended.
Yes, yes, at the Izumo Taisha Summit, I have also been to the God Summit.
You're God, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
What kind of meetings are there?
What kind of meeting is it? Basically, you can think of it as a drinking party.
That's right.
It's a very formal thing. In the past, we used to talk properly at the summit, but now it's basically a drinking party.
That's right.
In Hokkaido region, it is said that it is almost a rest area.
Is it a trip?
It's a trip.
Once a year, we go out to Izumo and say, "Well, well, let's drink."
That's why we get together.
Well, Miyoshi drinks.
What?
Miyoshi of Miyoshi Shrine is a normal person.
I also drank a lot.
When I drink, my tongue gets better.
I get happy every day.
It's like "Hey, hey, you get happy every day."
Hey, hey, you get happy every day.
I get better every day.
I can't move my hands.
Who do you get along with all over the world?
I usually meet Mr. Narita on weekends.
Mr. Narita?
I meet him on weekends.
What kind of person is he?
He is generally a gentle person.
But Mr. Narita is...
Is he fast?
You know, Mr. Narita is often called "Narita- rikon".
Yo!
"Oizumi-kon".
You are right.
We meet on our honeymoon.
By the way, where is Mr. Oizumi worshipped?
Where should we go to worship Mr. Oizumi?
Basically, I'm a gypsy.
I'm a gypsy.
I haven't settled down in one place.
But I often go to various places.
Do you go abroad?
I do.
I often go abroad, too.
I meet Mr. Narita there.
I meet him right there.
I usually meet Mr. Narita there.
Does Mr. Narita let me out?
What kind of person is Mr. Oise?
Who is he?
Mr. Oise.
He is already...
He is already young.
But he used to do bad things.
When he was in high school.
In high school?
Yes.
He seems to be interested in politics now.
Politics?
He seems to be interested in politics now.
If it's politics...
He doesn't seem to get along with low-income people.
Sometimes, when he plays golf...
He plays golf?
Yes, he does.
Sometimes I book with Yasukuni-san.
And I'm in a hurry, too.
Me and Miyoshi-san...
We have to make things easier for each other.
We have to think about what to do about Handy.
By the way, who are you?
I'm Oizumi-san.
I'll do it for you.
Please move away.
I can't see.
They can't see me.
I want to live on.