AISubs v3.6
We're in Spain.
We're going this way.
This is probably the border of Spain.
This little yellow thing is Andraio.
This is La Cito near Ayaman.
It's about 2,000 meters away.
It's expensive.
It's over 100 kilometers away.
We're in Paris.
This is crazy.
We're going this way.
We're going to Paris.
We're going back.
We're going back to Paris.
Paris?
Do you know where Paris is?
Paris?
Where is it?
Paris is here.
Correct!
It's so far away.
If we don't get there by tomorrow afternoon, we won't be able to go back to Japan.
I'm sick of Europe.
I know, right?
I want to go back.
I know, right?
Let's go back.
Before we give up, let me tell you about our schedule for the future.
For now, we'll drive from south of France to the center of Pirenees.
First, we'll go to Spain.
Then, we'll drive over 2,000 meters above sea level to Andra, a small country surrounded by mountains.
Then, we'll enter France again and go to Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport, where we'll fly back.
It's 8 a.m. on August 29th.
We'll leave for Paris at 9:20 p.m. the next day.
We'll drive from Andra and drive to Paris.
It's 1,200 kilometers.
On top of that, as an even more important problem, the road that goes up to Paris at this time of year is full of traffic jams that are said to be the number one in the world due to the regular holiday rushes.
So today, we can only get closer, can't we?
We can't stop here and relax, can we?
If we stopped here, we would have already met.
There is a rumor that this area may be crowded.
It's a holiday.
That's why we should get as close as possible to Paris.
Let's go this much.
That's amazing.
What did I drive yesterday, Mr. Kusui?
Well, we have to hurry.
Let's go.
We have to hurry.
It's dangerous around here.
Let's really go.
Let's go.
Let's really go.
It's dangerous.
That's amazing.
It's fun. It's cold.
It's cold.
Thank you.
- Strawberries and roses? - Yes.
- Is it good? - It's good.
We have about 20km left to Spain.
I don't know where we'll end up after this.
Spain's border!
Is it this one?
No, it's 150 meters away.
Oh, it's 150 meters away!
What?
That's right.
150 meters?!
It's over there.
Oh, it's over there!
Oh, it's Spain!
And that little bridge is the border!
That's right.
We're back, Mr. Spain!
It's huge!
It's huge, isn't it, Spain?
Let's go at high speed.
How is it?
It's amazing!
Is this part of Eastern Europe?
Isn't it half of Europe?
But...
We've only been to this part of Spain, right?
That's right.
But if you come all the way here...
A normal TV station would be around Barcelona, right?
That's right.
There are places like Sakurada Familia and so on.
We'd probably go to those places.
But...
We're in Andorra!
When you say "Andorra,"
doesn't it make you want to go to Boctan or something like that?!
I'd like you to take me to Barcelona, Mr. Fujimura!
That's what I think, but...
That's where we're supposed to go, right?
I'm looking forward to Andorra.
It looks like we're still climbing in the mountains.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's hard for you guys to tell, so I took off my long sleeves.
It looks really warm, but it's only 9 degrees Celsius.
Isn't it okay?!
I told you it's cold!
I want to go to Andorra.
France, 400 meters.
400 meters.
It says "France," doesn't it?
Yes.
Let's go at high speed.
Is there such a thing as back?
The next country we are going to is Andra Congo.
Do you know it?
I don't know.
You don't know it, do you?
It's in the middle of the Piene Mountains.
Since there is no tax, it is a tax-free country.
There are many shops dealing with world-class brands and electronics.
As a feeling, it feels like making Ueno's Ameyoko and Akihabara wider.
Is there Akihabara in this mountain?
But there is a Bocca-like landscape and it doesn't connect.
Well, it's such a country.
I don't know until I get there and see it.
Andra is a high country.
Please look forward to it.
We'll be there soon.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is amazing.
It's in the middle of the mountains.
Is it the highest mountain?
Oh, it's here.
Isn't this the border?
This is the border.
Oh, it's the border.
Oh, it's the border of Keimon.
It's the border.
Andra will enter.
It's your homeland.
Wow, this is amazing.
No, no, this is amazing.
Certainly, it suddenly appeared in the mountains.
Cosmetics shop.
Oh, videotape.
67 frames.
As far as electronic goods are concerned, it is not so cheap.
For example, Nintendo 64 was about 20,000 yen.
But it is more expensive than in Japan.
Many people are weak to the word "duty-free".
However, it is not easy to come all the way here and buy it.
It is the same for Japanese people not to come.
We just had a meal.
But it is very bad.
And it is cold.
You won't benefit from coming here.
He is asking if we bought something.
It is easy.
But the scenery is good.
I'm going to Paris.
It says "Paris".
I see the word "Paris".
Oh my...
Did I do it?
It's a traffic jam.
It was going well.
It's pretty second hand.
Are you serious?
It's not a traffic jam from Paris.
The possibility is not zero.
If there is such a traffic jam, it is world famous.
No, it's the best in the world.
Is it the best in the world?
There is the best traffic jam in the world.
Fujimura-kun, Fujimura-kun.
We still have 550km to go to Paris.
The traffic is starting to flow again.
If we get closer to Paris, there is a possibility of traffic jams again.
I want to drive at least 250km from Paris, which is less than 300km.
We couldn't sleep last night.
If we don't get closer today, we won't be able to sleep again tonight.
If we do that, our faces will look like this in the morning.
Good morning, everyone.
5 hours later...
We still have 550km to go.
Will we be able to go back to Japan safely?
Why is it like this?
Was the plan to go back safely like this?
What would you do if you had a plan like this?
You wouldn't have climbed mountains or walked around.
You would have spent a lot of time in Kusanda and Haijida.
And if you go to Haijida, it's like a cave of dust, isn't it?
Melhen is not about actually going there, but it's about wanting to go to a nice place while it's warm.
Have you ever actually been there? It's like a bridge of poo.
And the Haiji farm is a poop.
We couldn't sleep last night, so all of us, including the staff, are exhausted.
We have to stop here for today.
Otherwise we will die.
We will stay in Poitiers, which is about 300km from Paris.
There is not much information in the guide book.
In addition, a few years ago, Japanese products such as video decks and inspection stations were provided.
This place has become a base for foreign trade and trade friction.
I see.
I wonder if this is a strong place for anti- Japanese sentiment.
We, who are easy to cultivate anti-Japanese sentiment there, will go there.
We are easy to cultivate anti-Japanese sentiment there.
I see.
Are you OK, Mr. Navi?
I'm fine.
I've been looking at this map for a long time.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Where are you driving now?
What?
Where are you driving now?
Well...
I think so.
I was sleeping.
We have finally arrived in Poitiers.
We used 480g of gasoline.
So we used 8,000g of gasoline.
We used 8,000g of gasoline.
That's a lot of gasoline.
Does gasoline have anything to do with gasoline?
It's been a while since I drank gasoline properly.
Dinner time!
That's a lot!
Delicious!
Good morning. It's early in the morning.
It's finally the last day.
It's about 300km from here to Poitiers.
I'm wearing Oizumi-kun's T-shirt.
Oizumi-kun's T-shirt with Oizumi-kun's face on it.
It's a sign of enthusiasm.
It's like we're on our own.
You can do it, Suzuki-san! Let's go!
I don't like it.
Let's go.
Oizumi-kun.
Where's the map?
Were you sleeping?
What?
Were you sleeping?
Don't call me stupid!
Oizumi-kun.
Yes?
You can't do it!
Mister, what do you think?
What?
It's finally the goal.
What do you think about it, Mister?
What do you think?
About Paris...
What do you think about it?
Even though you're driving seriously...
I'm disappointed in the lack of enthusiasm of the people around you.
Even though I've been talking nonsense for a while now...
There's no enthusiasm around me.
What do you think about this hand-held shot?
Of course!
It's not a happy shot.
What do you think about it, Mister?
What do you think about Mister's side profile?
What?
Even when I see it, I say it's cool.
Are you stupid?
I have a camera, so I have a report like this, but there is no content at all.
You can do it anytime.
What should I do?
How about when you arrive in Paris?
You're a woman, aren't you?
It's 5,000km!
How many laps have you traveled on Earth?
It's about three laps.
What do you think of it?
It's 5,000km.
I think you're not impressed by your wife.
I'm just saying.
If you don't pay attention, you won't be able to react like this.
It's about 120km to Paris.
It's getting closer.
I'm a little impressed.
When I arrived in Paris, I was most impressed by Fujimura D, who has a camera now.
I've been driving all the time.
But think about Fujimura's show.
It can't be helped that you're impressed more than anyone else.
We're not impressed.
I know you're impressed, but please keep your mouth shut.
We'll react in Paris.
It's about 30km from Paris to the airport.
I can see it from the map.
It's about 30km from Paris to the airport.
This is bad.
I think we're coming in from here, and this is Charles de Gaulle Airport.
That's right, it's up right.
This is impossible for you, Ujimura-chan!
Right?! This is impossible for you, Ujimura-chan!
This is impossible for you, Ujimura-chan!
How are we supposed to do this?!
I'll do whatever you say.
Yeah, you're right. I'll do whatever you say.
If you don't do it for me, I can't do it.
Yeah.
I can't do it at all.
You can't do it at all.
Sleep in the back.
What do you think of those words, Ujimura-kun?!
The words that travel across Europe and come to an end...
You can't say "sleep in the back," can you?!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I said too much.
You can't say "sleep in the back," can you?!
Wow, that's fast!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up with you?!
That was a no-no!
Wow, wow, wow...
This cameraman is so annoying!
I'm turning a little too heavy, but...
Turn... turn it?
You were turning heavy, after all.
I wasn't turning heavy...
Man, your face...
It's too heavy!
The memories of Europe...
Man, when you close your eyes...
It's like a fight!
You can see Mt. Gimpo's Hanebashi Bridge and all that.
Don't fall asleep!
I won't! Don't fall asleep!
I won't!
Wow, we're back!
We're back!
We're back, party!
I wonder if we can get past the outer line gate?
The outer line gate is round like this, so...
When it's crowded, you can't get past it.
Yeah...
Rotary, huh?
Yeah! Rotary, huh?
Oh, here it comes!
It's Seine and Eiffel Tower!
Yes, yes, yes!
Ah, this is the best!
The best location!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, Jumi-kun, you're not taking a picture of yourself!
Hey, hey, Mister!
Please navigate properly!
Who are you?
Oh! There's a free goddess!
That's a free goddess?
That's the real one, right? That's the real one, right?
It's the real one!
That's the real one, right?
Yes, yes, yes! Get closer!
Shut up!
Shaka-shaka-shaka-shaka!
Shut up!
We're pretty close to the outer line.
Pretty close?
We're pretty close, aren't we?
Pretty close, aren't we?
Yeah, we're pretty close.
Isn't it on the left?
What?
It's on the left.
Um, Seine River is between Eiffel Tower and the outer line.
It must be...
It must be weird...
Oh!
Ah!
The outer line!
I can see it over there!
It's touching!
5,175 km!
Yeah!
Go! Go!
1.1!
Where are you going?
Mister! Mister!
Find me a place to stop, Mister!
I'm going around!
It's the second lap!
Mister!
Find me a place to stop, Mister!
I can't stop because there's no traffic light!
Mister! Mister!
Anywhere is fine!
Go! Go!
Find me a place to stop!
It feels like it's over, but we couldn't go around all 21 countries!
We're sorry!
We've been to 13 countries out of 21 countries!
Here is the walk distance figure.
5,175 km!
And it's been 73 hours and 23 minutes since we started.
We won't be doing this again.
Ah, a new morning like always starts like this
Like that, like that, I want to live
I want to live and live