AISubs v3.6
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
How about Wednesday?
This is the last trip of "Diamond".
This is the first episode.
Yes.
Can we come back to Sapporo?
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
Then, please watch the next episode.
In early March,
"Diamond 3" starts with a combination of "Oizumi", who came to Jersey in a style of snorkeling, without knowing anything.
The first choice is Shikoku, Tokushima.
Then, Kurashiki in Okayama Prefecture.
Tokyo by night bus.
The next March 8th is Kobe from Tokyo.
And in Kobe, they chose Yumura Hot Spring by helicopter.
However, here, "Oizumi" exposed himself in front of the camera by helicopter.
After that, we left Yumura Hot Spring and headed for Kyoto at night.
We've arrived in Kyoto!
It's 8:05 PM.
Let's stay!
Let's stay.
That's a good reaction.
Let's stay.
Of course we have that option prepared for us.
I'm happy.
We did it last time in the afternoon.
That's right. We'll be cycling in the same place again.
Since Tokushima.
Okay, Kyoto...
Heiichi, Shindai Expressway, Akatsuki, Sasebo...
It's a human!
Shindai Expressway, Kitaguni, Niigata...
I've ridden this before!
It's nostalgic!
This was my own seat!
This is crazy!
Third...
Is there a Kyoto midnight bus?
Galaxy...
There it is!
Fukushima! Galaxy...
What's with that "Kyoto Fukushima" half-assed thing?
You're stealing it, aren't you?
Don't get on the midnight bus.
Nagasaki language.
Nagasaki...
It's dangerous!
This time it's dangerous!
But I thought of it!
Registration!
Get me Kyoto for one night!
Please, Kyoto for one night!
Wow, that's amazing!
There's a one-third chance of Kyoto for one night!
But it's high-risk!
What should we do?
High-risk, high-return! High-risk, high-return!
Wait, Oizumi-san is back to life!
This is dangerous!
Pretty much all of this is dangerous!
Only registration is allowed!
This is dangerous!
Pretty dangerous!
I hope Oizumi-you gets drunk with Kyoto girls tonight!
Oizumi-kyoto-no-onna-ni-you!
What is that?
What's with the stepper?
I can see that you're not registered!
No, I'm not!
Huh?
3. Kyofu Midnight Bus Galaxy Walk Sim.
Riding time 10 hours and 30 minutes.
Mobile distance 806 kilometers.
Following the previous day, staying in the car for two nights in a row is decided.
On the 7th midnight bus in Kyoto,
they challenge a battle with no chance of victory.
Look, Kyoto's neon is calling us.
It's calling us.
It's calling us a lot.
Let me say this.
I'll spit in the bus, then.
I'll spit at you!
At you!
I'm not scared anymore, once I spit on the TV.
After all, when you think about a show, you can't help it, can you, bus?
You can't help it, after all.
What?
You don't want to go, either.
You said you wanted to stay, didn't you?
It's me.
What should I do?
It's not like you're watching it.
It's not like you're watching it!
You have to listen!
You can step back and watch it!
Viewers, are you watching?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
How long will it take?
In any case, we don't have much time.
We have to hurry up.
What?
We're almost there.
What?
We're almost there.
Let's hurry up.
We can't.
It used to be impossible.
You can't do it until you go back to Sapporo.
I have to live somewhere.
The project itself is impossible.
It's impossible, Fujimura!
Let's go.
We're going to the 7th bus.
I can't wait.
We're going to find out where we know the details and why.
Now for some other news.
Good morning!
It's 8am now and we've arrived in Fukushima in 13 minutes!
As usual, we spent the night in the bus!
Galaxy Go!
A 10 and a half hour journey!
It was tough!
I couldn't sleep at all!
My body hurt and hurt and I woke up right away!
I was really mad at that bus!
Anyway, we've arrived in the north!
As expected, the temperature is dropping and cooling down!
Are you okay?
You know, functional running...
Is this what you call "underwear"?!
It's dangerous!
I'd like it to be a little warmer, like thick paper!
Thick paper!
Like cardboard or something!
Anyway!
Should we go home now or stay in a warmer place?
We don't know yet, but let's go!
1. Fukushima Airport's first subway!
2. A little ahead of Sendai!
3. A little ahead of Noheji!
Noheji?!
4. A big turn, but a big turn ahead!
Where's "big turn"?
5. A little turn, but a big turn ahead!
6. A big turn, but a big turn ahead!
Tokyo?! 6. A big turn, but a big turn ahead!
It's getting dark in the east of Japan!
Let's go home!
Yeah! It's getting dark in the east of Japan!
Let's go home!
I want to go home!
I want to go here!
I don't want to go to places like this!
It's just cold and fun!
Let me shake it!
Yeah! Let me shake it!
Okay, here we go!
It's fast!
I can't shake it!
It's the last shake!
Whoa!
4. A big turn, but a big turn ahead!
Akita Prefecture, a big turn ahead!
Fukushima, 8:53 am!
Yamagata Shinkansen Tsubasa 101 is a big turn ahead!
From there, we change trains to the special Komakusa No. 5, and it's a big turn ahead at 12:20 am!
Boarding time is 2 hours and 20 minutes!
Travel distance is 247 km!
Finally, we're going deep into the north-east!
What's this for?
This is for JR.
JR?
This is, you know...
What is it for?
It's a Yamagata Shinkansen.
Yamagata Shinkansen.
Will you make me happy?
I don't know.
I don't care if you don't tell me.
That's right.
Akita.
It's the first time for us to go far away.
That's right.
It's too close.
It's the furthest we've ever traveled.
That's good.
When you think of Akita, you think of Kinsh...
It's so far away.
It's no good.
It's cold.
It was dangerous.
It's your fault.
It's your poop's fault.
I pooped.
I beg you.
I was thinking of changing my clothes.
The second one.
The second one is white.
When you change your clothes, you look like a man.
You look like a man.
You look like a superman, Hulk.
I was thinking of changing my clothes.
The third one.
The third one is red.
The fourth one is blue.
I always buy a red T-shirt.
It's cold to wear a T-shirt and a jersey.
I'm not a naked man.
If you don't buy me something, I won't ask you for anything.
I have the right to buy you something.
If you change my T-shirt, you can get mad at me.
You're stupid.
You can reject me.
You're naked and naked.
That's right.
That's why I'm laughing.
If you're happy, you'll be angry.
I'm angry.
Is it delicious?
It's a rare dish, isn't it?
No, it's a rare dish.
It's a rare dish in Mongolia.
Did you hold down the camera?
I can't take it off.
Can't you take it off?
I don't know.
Don't you have a toothpick or something like that?
It's not me, but it's that T-shirt I was wearing.
Let me see it.
I see.
It's paper.
This is it.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
How is it?
It's a failure.
I didn't have anything.
It's a failure.
It might be good.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Did you see it?
It doesn't look like it at all.
Did you see it?
No, I didn't.
In other words, the beef is a little too rough.
Did you buy it at the market?
That's right.
How about this?
Can you eat this?
I don't know at all.
It's a failure.
What are you talking about?
It's real food.
How do you hold it down?
It might be good.
It's a failure.
In other words, the frame of the sunglasses doesn't look good at all.
It's a failure.
Oh,it's coming.
It's sunset.
It's moon.
Oh,no,no,it's not.
We've arrived in Omakare City in Akita Prefecture.
What's up?
You've become quiet because you're able to play an active role in the Alps.
I caught a cold.
It's all galaxy.
It's galaxy.
It was cold, wasn't it?
That's not good.
I just said something like "genius".
I wonder if it's transmitted to the camera.
It's really painful.
You're silent.
Let's go.
First, we'll go to Morioka by the Akita Shinkansen.
I see.
Second, we'll go to Aomori by the Ou Main Line.
Third, we'll go to Newton Hot Springs by the Stoppro Abitay.
Is there such a place?
Newton Hot Springs.
Newton Hot Springs?
It's good, isn't it?
It's a little colorful, isn't it?
Fourth, we'll go to Animatagi by the Akita Inland Shinkansen.
Animatagi?
Is "h" a video?
No, it's not a video.
Fifth, we'll go to Akita Airport by...
No, it's "chikotsu".
You're sick.
If you say "h", we'll say "chikotsu".
Don't say "chikotsu".
Well, it's not bad to aim for fifth and sixth places.
So, let's go to Akita Airport by "chikotsu".
Akita Airport
What's going on? What's going on?
It's pretty far because it's Akita, my shoes.
Alps!
One!
Akita Shinkansen to Morioka.
Morioka!
First, Akita Shinkansen to Morioka.
Movable distance 83km.
Boarding time 57minutes.
In a blink of an eye, Morioka.
That's what it was supposed to be.
But...
An important fact.
The staff noticed it.
This...
Who?
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
What is it?
According to the time table...
We were on the Akita Shinkansen time table.
That's right.
So we thought it was already docked.
Yes.
When we arrived at the station...
It's March 22nd.
March 22nd?
Today is March 9th?
It hasn't started yet?
It hasn't started yet.
No.
Well, then...
It's going to rain like this.
No rain.
Let's do it again.
Let's look it up.
What?
Look it up? What are you doing?
No, no.
Maybe we should go somewhere else.
No, no.
Maybe we should go out and go to Morioka.
No, no.
That's impossible.
My body can't do it.
When I breathe, I say "zei zei".
You know...
Even without the Akita Shinkansen...
There should be a railroad next to it.
Next to it?
How long does it take from here to there?
It takes a long time, doesn't it?
To go to Morioka.
What's wrong with you?
Are you a dice god or something?
Are you sure you won't lose?
Your eyes...
They've fallen a little since the morning.
Are you my dice god?
Why are you so stubborn?
You should value your trust more.
I don't want to know.
Wait a minute.
I'll ask you.
You should research about it.
Is it a bus?
Tazawa Cosentino passed away.
And it became Shinkansen.
Is it a bus now?
Is it a long-distance bus?
You shouldn't say that.
Is Morioka next door?
It's two and a half hours away.
Two and a half hours.
It's wide.
Morioka by Akita Shinkansen.
Morioka by a long-distance bus.
It takes 2 hours and 20 minutes.
It's 91 kilometers away.
It's 57 minutes by Shinkansen.
It's more than twice as much time.
It's a bus!
It's a bus.
It's not number one or two.
It's a bus.
When did you make that sign?
I hope it's okay.
I don't like buses.
We've been on them.
We were killed by a galaxy.
Are you avenging us?
We've been killed.
We can't sleep again.
We can't sleep.
We'll die.
It's really painful.
It's painful.
We're appealing to you.
It's brain damage, isn't it?
It's painful.
Look at me.
I'm crying.
Don't cry!
It's really painful!
What am I supposed to do with this face?
My mouth hurts too!
Just now...
I saw a child's face.
Stop it!
Stop it already!
I don't like buses.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not.
It was really cheap.
I don't need it.
You did your best.
What did I do my best for?
What did you do your best for?
To live?
You did your best to live?
I'll do my best.
I might die if I don't do my best.
This time only.
I'll kill you.
See you.
You look fine.
I'll kill you.
I bought you walnuts.
Don't say that!
You won't get better.
You're eating.
Who is eating?
Eat it all.
My mouth is watering.
We're getting close to Morioka.
We're getting close.
This is the battlefield.
Oizumi is exhausted.
He is exhausted.
It's been a while since I caught a cold.
Me, too.
I've got a runny nose.
It may be a mountain pass tonight.
It may be my cold.
This is the last journey of "Hontouinen".
I'd like to say it for the last time.
That's the choice, isn't it?
This time, Oizumi has caught a cold.
He has a runny nose.
We've prepared everything for you to enjoy.
But it's information for me.
The dice are still full.
I know it.
Do you know it?
I know it.
Shall we go in?
Let's go in.
It's all Hokkaido, isn't it?
Wait a minute. It's Tokyo.
Why is it Tokyo?
That's for the viewers.
Why is it? Let's go home.
I have a bad feeling about this.
1. Morioh to Hokkaido at once.
2. Hanamaki to Hokkaido at once.
3. Misawa to Hokkaido at once.
4. Hachinohe to Hokkaido at once.
There is no means of transportation.
5. Shinkansen back to Tokyo.
You idiot!
6. Midnight bus back to Rakuchingo.
Is this what Rakuchingo is like?
You're underestimating me, Midnight bus!
What's Rakuchingo in Midnight bus?
Is it really Rakuchingo?
I'll say it for the last time.
I'm just curious about this.
I can go back to Hokkaido.
Why is it Hanamaki and Misawa and Hachinohe?
I have a bad feeling about Hanamaki and Misawa.
Hanamaki is an airport.
Is Hanamaki there?
No.
Morioh isn't an airport, is it?
Morioh isn't an airport.
Isn't it?
We have no choice but to go by train.
I don't want to take a bath anymore.
My joints don't move.
7. Shinkansen back to Rakuchingo.
What is this?
Teacher!
8. Shinkansen back to Rakuchingo.
But it's a goal.
What is this means of transportation?
Ferry is not Tsutose.
Where do we arrive?
Land in Komagome.
What should I say?
Should I say thank you?
I said I would go back.
I said I wasn't registered.
Won't I die in the ferry?
What?
It's snowing again.
What is snowing?
I will die. I will die.
I will die more than that.
What?
It's amazing.
Why?
Why do you get on?
I don't know.
Will you sleep again?
I can go back.
Yes.
But I can go back.
Yes.
It's been a long journey.
It's over.
Well...
It was a meaningless ending, but I'll never do it again.
I'll never do it again.
I'll seriously think of a plan.
I bought a lot of souvenirs for everyone watching TV.
I'd like to present them to you.
First of all, this is Kobe's Chochini.
And this is Yumura Onsen Original Park.
It's stylish, isn't it?
And this is Fukushima's Sandgar.
I bought Akita's Tsumiki Calendar in Omagari.
And last but not least, Oizumi-kun's change of clothes.
I'd like to present you with this.
I'd like you to wash and send it to me.
You wore this, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Did you wash it?
I washed it.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
But for fans of Oizumi-kun...
That's right.
Oizumi-kun is calling me "fans" now.
In your case, your fans don't call you "fans".
They call you "fans".
People who like you call you "Oizumi-fans".
Oizumi-fans, please...
Oizumi-chan doesn't like Chochini.
Please buy a lot of souvenirs for me.
I'd like you to send them to me.
How many will you send me?
I don't have much time left.
I'd like to see you next week.
Good bye, everyone.