AISubs v3.6
- Good evening, everyone. How's the water? - Good evening.
Good evening. How's the water?
Today, we're going to show you how we're always recording.
Mr. Suzuki is doing it for us.
- We're always recording with this digital camera. - Yes, we're recording with this.
- We have millions of cameras like this on TV. - That's right.
- If you go to Yodogashi, you can get it for 280,000 yen. - Anyone can get it.
- Anyone can get it for 280,000 yen. - Anyone can get it for 280,000 yen.
- But it's hard for you, isn't it? - That's right.
- But it's hard for you, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- This time, we're going to show you something amazing. - Finally, we're going to show you something shocking.
- I'm embarrassed that I can't be on TV. - I think you won't be there at the end of the show.
- This may be the first time for HTV. - I don't think so.
- We're going to show you something shocking. - We're going to show you something shocking.
Early March 7th, we boarded Shikoku Tokushima from Sapporo to Awaji Island.
But this time, we left Shikoku and went to Kurashiki in Okayama Prefecture.
From Kurashiki, we spent another night in the midnight bus and arrived in Tokyo the following March 8th.
Our choice in Tokyo was the Shinkansen.
We spent 12 hours in the bus and it took us only 3 hours to come back.
We're going back to Shinkansen!
We've been on Shinkansen for 3 hours and now we're back at Shinkobe station.
It's about time for us to relax.
We won't say we're going back until Monday or something.
If we can make it in time for the opening ceremony.
Let's see if they've written anything good for us.
If they do, we'll punch them!
1. Jotaro Hitopro Yumura Onsen.
This is in Hyogo Prefecture.
It's on the Japanese sea side of Hyogo Prefecture.
Hitopro sounds good.
2. Hojo Tetsudo Rail Bus Harima Yokota.
What is this place?
I don't know.
Don't write places you don't know.
Hanshin Tentetsu Hanshin Umeda.
Is it Osaka?
First time in the world, Chitose!
I'm back!
It's rare for me to go out in four people.
How is it? Will you go back again in the end?
It's better to go back.
It's better than leaving at once on the Shinkansen, right?
I want to go to Hakata.
You have a habit of going out.
Anyway, I'm going out.
Let's get on!
Can I go out for a while?
You can go out for a while, but you don't go out much, do you?
What's wrong with you?
Don't go out.
If you say you won't go out, we won't go to Hakata.
Wait!
What is it?
Why not?
Let's go out for a while.
Why don't you go out?
I want to go out for a while.
This costs money.
Money?
Why?
Is it very expensive?
Expensive?
Is it a place like this?
What is it?
Why don't you go out?
Is it a place that costs a lot of money?
Is it a good place?
Yes.
A helicopter opens.
A helicopter?
First place.
Take a bath in a helicopter.
Yumura Onsen.
This is not a charter flight.
It is a long-distance public transportation.
A lot of people.
A lot of people like it.
What is it?
It's amazing.
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you happy?
Why?
I'm very happy!
Helicopters are not good.
If you look at the camera, you'll get drunk.
I don't know that.
I'm a helicopter.
I'm Kevin Costner.
You're an airwolf.
I thought I arrived.
Hey, you look cool.
How long is the helicopter?
It's too long.
Why? It's good.
You can't go without a helicopter.
I know it by looking at the time table of the helicopter.
What is the time table of the helicopter?
I'm riding it.
Is there a helicopter in the time table?
It's like an airplane.
As expected of Japan.
You did it, director.
I reviewed it a little.
But you gave me such an option.
Is it expensive?
I don't know about money.
It's your job.
It's not a talent's job.
It doesn't matter to me.
I'm going to call the station and ask the producer for a favor.
Fujibura doesn't know how to spend money.
I can ride a helicopter.
This is frustrating.
You're doing it for your friends.
I'm excited about riding a helicopter.
But I don't know when I got off.
I don't think so.
I'm busy.
I think helicopters are getting more important.
Awasaki Heavy Industries.
This is it.
Are there any other customers?
No.
I don't think so.
I don't think I can accept this.
I feel like I'm going to buy a helicopter.
It's 2 p.m.
It's wonderful.
We're in a meeting room.
Is it a meeting?
Excuse me.
What is it?
There are hardly anyone who get in.
There are only a few people.
They are saying "sick hug" to our song.
I see.
We are waiting for you.
They are hiding their heads and asses.
It's cool.
It's cool to get in from here.
It's like Top Gun.
It's cool.
A strong wind is coming.
Two helicopters are waiting for us.
Seat belt!
OK!
It's flying! It's flying! It's flying!
It's flying!
How can it fly so easily?
It's flying so easily in low air.
It's flying along the ground. This Kawasaki heavy aircraft.
It's amazing!
Look at it! It's floating in the sky, but it's stopped!
Kawasaki heavy aircraft has been hit by a technique that can't be done by a gyrocopter.
It's flying!
It's noisy! It's noisy!
The plane is shaking due to the flow of water!
Director!
The person looking at the camera is the weakest.
You're looking down on me, director!
Don't spit it out!
Whoa! Whoa!
It's acrobatic! It's acrobatic!
It's shaking!
It's crazy even from a distance!
It's crazy!
The engine is crazy and the director is crazy, too!
This helicopter operates only on Saturdays and Sundays.
It's a regular flight.
It goes to Kazuma Airport and then it goes to the hot spring.
There are no passengers, but it will go there for the time being.
Ojimi-kun was dressing up, but he's in a bad mood and going to the bathroom.
It seems like he was working hard on it, but now he's going to the bathroom and doing his best.
His hat is floating!
Oh, hat!
How is it?
Yes!
I'm going!
Yes!
I'm going in front of you!
I'm going behind you!
It's shaking!
It's shaking a lot!
It's a pretty big quake!
It's Kevin Costner!
It's Airwolf!
We have arrived at Bama Airport, Gibraltar Airport.
At the end of this flight, please check your luggage.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
I feel sick.
It's disgusting.
I feel sick.
It's almost over.
I'm about to vomit.
My eyes are full of reddish smell of vomit.
It's disgusting.
The smell of hayashi rice I ate at the station is already full and I'm about to throw up.
Did he go to spit it out?
It's disgusting.
It stinks.
How did you feel about riding a helicopter?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't stand it.
You can't be a top gun.
Eyes mad.
I arrived safely at Imura Onsen. Are you all right?
I'm much better now.
If I have a chance, I'd like to go there again.
This is a shirt made of paper bought at Kansai Airport.
It's made of paper, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is a brief made of paper.
I don't know how far you can show it.
It looks like this.
It's very cool.
I don't know if you're watching this.
If you really go back, I'll burn you.
It's dangerous.
I'll burn you.
Let's start.
Yes.
First of all, Imura Onsen.
It's good.
Second, Kizusaki Onsen.
It's good, too.
Third, Wakasawan Beach, Maezuru.
I've heard of Maezuru.
Fourth, Kyoto.
Kyoto has good eyes.
Fifth, Tottori.
It's dangerous.
Tottori is...
There's nothing here.
Sixth, Matsue.
It's a good chance this time, too.
Is it?
It's difficult to register.
It's here, isn't it?
I've heard of Kyoto.
I don't go to Maezuru.
Is it?
It's good if you don't register here.
Is it?
Yes.
Then...
Please use the eyes of a helicopter.
For me, it's the eyes of hell.
Is it?
You brought me to this city.
Please shake it with all your might.
I'll shake it with all my might.
Fifth, Tottori.
Sixth, Kyoto.
Excuse me.
Fourth, Kyoto.
Kyoto!
4. As I thought, I want to go. Kyoto.
JR Hamasaka Station to Express Hamakaze No. 6 to Kinosaki.
There, I changed trains to Kinosaki No. 12 and went to Kyoto.
Boarding time was 3 hours. Traveling distance was 210 km.
Mr. Maiko approached me.
You brought me to Kyoto again!
Let's go!
Yes, let's go to Kyoto.
Isn't this nice?
Yay!
Mr. Maiko and I were separated.
That's right.
The helicopter is dangerous.
Isn't it?
Wait a minute. I'm not dangerous at all.
No, no, no.
You're such a weird person.
I was sleeping in the helicopter.
You were sleeping in the helicopter?
Yes.
That's dangerous.
One shot if you get attacked by a cat!
What? How can you get attacked by a helicopter?
One shot if you get attacked by a helicopter!
If you stand like me and spit like this, you'll spit.
Really?
In the second half of the game, I was so scared that I couldn't even look you in the eye.
I looked you in the eye and was about to spit.
The cameraman was right here without thinking.
Even though I was spitting.
I got attacked by that.
You're very weak against "you".
You.
I didn't know that.
You!
It's "you" not "you"!
You!
How do you like it?
It's comfortable.
Paper underwear.
It's ecological.
This train is reserved now, so we can do anything.
You can appear from the entrance.
It's a fashion show.
1997, a work of spring.
I'd like you to see it.
It's dangerous.
Oizumi-kun, Oizumi-kun, I'll ride it.
It's a station.
People ride it.
By the way, how much was it?
How much was it?
480 yen.
How many sets are there?
Two sets.
Let me show you.
This is cotton rayon briefs.
I'm wearing blue briefs.
Blue?
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
What is blue?
It's a color.
This is white.
I'm wearing blue briefs.
Do you know what it is?
There are fine briefs like this.
This is a running shirt I've been waiting for.
It's a free size.
It looks like a hot air blower, but you can use it like this.
You can wash your hands with it.
You can wash your hands with it a couple of times.
If you think about it, you can wash your pants with it.
You can wash your hands with it.
It's fine.
It's quite durable.
Even if you try to tear it off, you can't.
You can't?
Kinosaki.
It's Kinosaki.
It's a transfer.
You can transfer to number 12 in Kinosaki.
Let's go.
The night in Kyoto.
It seems difficult to move.
It's difficult.
What is this?
I want a fluffy microphone which I got yesterday.
It's easy for me.
I'm recording now.
We arrived in Kyoto.
It's 8:05 pm.
Let's stay overnight.
He has a good reaction.
Of course, we have such a choice.
Last time we stayed in the afternoon.
We will swing dice in the same place again.
Kyoto, Hennichi, Shindai Expressway, Akatsuki, Sasebo.
Sasebo?
What will you do if you go back there?
It's dangerous!
Shindai Expressway, Kitaguni, Niigata...
I've ridden this before!
It's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic! I was riding this before!
This is crazy!
Shindai Expressway...
Kyogu, Shinya Bus... Is there one?
Galaxy...
There it is!
Galaxy!
What are you doing in the middle of Kyoto and Fukushima?
I'm stealing it!
Don't ride it, Shinya Bus!
Nagasaki...
Nagasaki is dangerous!
It's dangerous this time!
But, Mr. Oizumi!
Register it!
Ride Kyoto for one night!
I'm counting on you, Kyoto for one night!
Wow!
There's a 1/3 chance of Kyoto for one night!
Yes!
But it's high risk!
What will you do?
It's high risk and high return!
I'll tell Mr. Oizumi who has revived!
This is dangerous!
This is all dangerous!
You can only register it!
This is dangerous!
It's pretty dangerous!
Will Mr. Oizumi get drunk by Kyoto girls tonight?
Will Mr. Oizumi get drunk by Kyoto girls?
Did you hold the camera?
Look at me. I'm laughing.
If you're happy, you'll be angry.
Take a break.
It's a sailboat!
What should we do with this?
Will we die? Will we die?
If we don't do that, we'll die.
It's finally out.
We're going to sell it.
What?
We're going to sell it.
Stop it!
What's up with you?
We're waiting for your entries.
What will happen next week?
It's finally the last episode.
The last episode.
Will we be able to return to Sapporo?
Look forward to next week.
I want to live.
I want to live and live.