AISubs v3.6
- Hello! - Hello! We're Ozora Sync! - We're a tank!
- We haven't really settled in yet, but... - We haven't settled in yet.
- Before I became a comic, I was a taxi driver. - Oh, this is the first time you've been a taxi driver, Sync!
- That's right! - I'm a sync tank.
- But being a taxi driver can be pretty tough, right? - That's right!
- Because there are a lot of customers! - That's right!
- Even among them, there are foreign customers! - Oh, that's tough.
- It's a problem when you ride this! - It's tough when you ride a foreigner, right?
- Hey, taxi! - Butter!
- Oh, it's a foreigner! - Excuse me for a moment.
- Can you take me to Yotsuya, please? - Oh, okay!
- Sorry! - Okay, thank you!
- Go! - Yeah!
- Driver! - Yeah!
- Can you turn that light to the right, please? - Hey, what do you mean "turn it to the right"?!
- That's right! - That's right!
- This is our third trip to Australia! - This is our third trip!
- It's tough, but... - Let's do our best!
- We hope you'll enjoy this trip! - We hope you'll enjoy it!
- Let's enjoy it! - Let's enjoy it!
- A fierce race! 3,700km on the Australian continent!
- On the first day, Catherine, who was 300km south of Darwin due to being late in getting a rental car,
tried to travel 1,200km a day in order to regain his speed on the second day.
A tornado cut along the road and a large swarm of flies attacked them.
Finally, they arrived in Alice Springs, a desert city.
However, in order to see Ayers Rock from here,
we made a harsh decision of traveling 500km on foot.
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So, we started from Alice Springs and drove about 250km.
This is Stuart Highway's turning point.
If you turn right, you'll see Ayres Rock.
We're here at Ayres Rock.
It's the third and most difficult day of our trip.
From now on, we're going to start a real desert.
We have to brace ourselves.
Yes, that's what we're doing now.
In that sense, the four of us made a staff T-shirt.
Staff 1!
Staff 2!
Staff 3!
Staff 4!
We don't have it in our hands like this!
It looks like a staff.
But it's already in the car.
Didn't you buy it?
You wrote it!
You wrote it, didn't you?
Staff 1, let's go!
It's disgusting.
It's like you wrote it down.
Anyway, we're going to take a detour.
I don't know how this will affect our trip in the future, but let's go for now!
Let's go!
Oh! Isn't that it?
Oh! Is that it?
Look! Look! Look!
That's it! That's it!
That's it for sure.
Wow! That's awesome!
Amazing! Amazing!
It's even more amazing when you get closer.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
You can see it 50 kilometers away.
I'm a little happy.
Me too!
You don't have to come!
Let's fly together!
You two don't have to come!
It's coming! It's coming!
Amazing!
I'm glad we came here!
This is amazing!
It's like...
It's like a work of art!
Wow!
This is amazing!
It's gotten so close!
Wow!
So, No.1 in the world is...
AIRSROCK!
AIRSROCK in ORIMO!
Well, about 230km from AIRSROCK.
We are on SEATO HIGHWAY now.
We have 20km more to go!
Well, our goal for today is to go to CUBER PIDDY.
About 500km more.
500km more!
But I'm worried about the tire burst.
You say scary things!
I feel like I'm going to break everything.
That's scary.
The burst tire is falling wherever it reaches.
Look at that tire!
A lot of tires are falling.
I've been waiting for you, STEWART HIGHWAY!
I've finally caught up with you.
We are going to the SAE BORDER!
Where are we going?
What is that SAE BORDER?
So, we are...
Don't copy me!
So, we are...
Here we are!
Going all the way!
Yes! South Australia soon!
We have just entered from Northern Territory.
We have driven about 430km to Coober Pedy.
It is only 400km from here, but it is not a big city.
It is not a tourist attraction.
We are just driving around.
This area is a little tight for a program.
It is a little tight in a place where there is no planning.
There is a cow!
Watch out for cows!
Milk soap!
It looks like milk soap.
Because it is a cow.
The talk does not expand!
It does not expand at all!
Expand it!
There is nothing here.
You have to expand it.
What are you doing!
Go back!
Look ahead!
Watch out for me!
You are raising the talk too much.
It's fun to travel. It's fun to meet people.
So, have you done anything so far?
What?
What did you do?
I did it.
Who?
Paul.
What?
Paul.
Paul?
Paul.
Paul, Paul.
What about you?
Sakaya's Paul.
Sakaya?
Sakaya's Paul.
Sakaya...
Sakaya's Paul.
Did you go to Sakaya?
I did.
Oh, did you sleep, Tsuji-san?
I'm a man whose alcohol doesn't disappear.
Anyway, I'm a man whose alcohol doesn't disappear.
So, I called him "Gene".
Like...
Tonk! Tonk!
I called him "Drunk Paul".
Tonk!
Diamond!
And we fought.
Did you win against Paul?
No, we didn't.
We fought pretty hard.
Paul said "Give up".
Yes, yes.
Terrible!
Terrible with me!
I had so much fun today.
It's just alcohol and girls, isn't it?
Did you have fun with girls in Australia?
Well, I don't know much about girls.
But I had a little bit of fun.
Who?
What?
Rosanna.
Where did you meet Rosanna?
We met in a bar.
A bar.
I'm a Buddhist boy.
I only go to a bar.
I only go to a bar and I don't know how to play.
That's where I met Rosanna.
She was involved in a fight in the city.
Hey, what are you doing?
I said.
She said "It's none of your business. Get out of here!"
You idiot! You're about to be killed. Can you do that?
She hit me.
I said "No, I can't."
After that, I hit her with all my strength.
But she was already dead.
When I woke up, I was at Rosanna's house.
It's a memory of Northern Territory.
That's right, Northern Territory.
Even in Southern Australia...
What kind of liquor and woman are waiting for you?
I'm looking forward to it.
I like strong liquor.
I'll drink it.
I want to drink it, but I can't drink liquor.
That's right, you'll get drunk soon.
It's fine.
Women are no good either.
Because you're a woman.
You know a lot of liquor, even though you can't drink it.
Can I read your book?
My book about men and liquor?
That's right.
Did you read it?
Yes, I read it.
I'm glad you read it.
Who wrote it?
Me?
I wrote it with Hemingway.
Hemingway?
After I finished writing "The Old Man and the Beanstalk", I wrote it all in one day.
Hemingway wrote it.
Men and liquor?
Nowadays, it's men and...
Alcohol?
It's not alcohol!
To all of you watching TV...
I hope you understand that we're talking nonsense while we're driving on an empty road like this.
There's nothing here!
We're either talking nonsense like this, or we're all going to sleep.
It's an empty road.
There's nothing here.
That's right.
It's so far away.
Give me your story!
- It's coming closer! - Is it closing?
Yes! It closed!
- The turtle is coming! - A sea anemone is crossing!
First try!
- It's coming closer! - Is it closing?
Yes! It closed!
- The turtle is coming! - A sea anemone is crossing!
- First try! - Wait a minute!
It went through the twister!
Huh?
It killed the twister.
Didn't it blow up?
I've never tried a twister.
That movie caused quite a ruckus.
It's because it's an old one.
The powder for the ATSUTA experiment has been collected.
These are the SNICKERS we collected.
The surface is covered with chocolate.
Has it been in the cooler box?
Yes, it's already cooled down.
It's still hard.
We've been planning how long it's going to take for it to melt.
Let's take it out of the bag and do it.
It's hot.
It's already spread out.
Let me put some force into it.
It's already sticky.
It's already this sticky.
It's like this.
Oh, it's true. It's melting.
It's like this.
Right?
It's a terrible heat.
It's terrible heat.
It's terrible.
Didn't you put strength in it?
I didn't put strength in it.
I didn't crush it.
Didn't you put strength in it?
No, no, no.
It's scary.
It's melting.
It's melting like this.
Yes, it is.
Don't buy it with your own sneakers.
If you put strength in it, it will melt.
Thank you for watching.
Wow, they are digging.
Wow, this is amazing.
They are digging here.
They are digging an opal.
Wow.
This is the reason why they have become lowlanders.
That's right.
They are digging a hole.
It's hot on the island, so let's live inside.
Opal mountain range.
I don't know if it is called in this region.
That's what I think.
That is the trace of human dream.
That was a good comment.
That is the trace of human dream.
Ujimi-kun, please say something about this landscape.
That is the trace of human dream.
Wow, they are digging.
They are digging an opal.
That is the trace of human dream.
They are digging an opal.
Ujimi-kun, I'll give you one more chance.
This is the trace of human's dream.
What's that way of walking?
They're not digging opals.
They're digging dreams.
What are you doing?
Sorry, sorry.
Why did you put the brakes on?
You two, you two.
Were you really there?
I was really surprised just now.
I don't know what you're doing.
When I say something good...
Cooper PD.
We're here.
Cooper PD.
I think it's a very nice hotel.
This is a hotel that used a hole to mine pearl.
It's an underground hotel.
We're going to work hard for Adelaide tomorrow.
Let's take a look at one of the events.
Tamiya's solar car!
This is the main event tomorrow.
Australia is the country of the sun.
The sun's light is so bright that it hurts your skin.
This is a set.
We have to assemble it.
I wanted a finished one.
It's like a child's heart.
I don't need that kind of popularity.
Everyone knows that.
This city is...
This city is cool!
I'm sorry. I sneezed.
The solar car I finally made is running now.
Please try it.
You didn't do anything.
It's moving!
It's electric, so I think that's about it.
Tomorrow's direct sunlight will make it move about 100km.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to do my best.
If the scenery is bad at last, I'll release it at last.
The last light.
Good morning.
It's the morning of the fourth day.
It's 6:20 a.m. right now.
6:20 a.m.
Finally, it's the last spurt.
I'd like to run towards Adelaide.
It's a little over 800km left.
Now we are in Cuba Pidi in southern Australia.
Adelaide is here.
Yes.
How far did we run?
For now, we ran about two, three, four...
We ran about four and a half in Hokkaido.
If we go to Hokkaido for about two more...
If we go to Adelaide for about two more...
Let's do our best.
Let's do it.
Thank you for driving in the morning.
It takes me time to think about it.
It's cool.
Thank you.
It's a moment of comfort for men who continue to dig opals.
This city is...
...the dream land of humans.
Sorry, I couldn't stop laughing.
You've been fixing your seat all this time!
Are you starting again?!
- That's wonderful. - It's a nice line to say in the morning.
That's wonderful.
Australia, Mediterranean.
On the third day, we drove over 2,800 kilometers...
...and now we have about 800 kilometers left to Adelaide.
In the scenery that doesn't change much...
...suddenly appears a white lake.
And finally, the city where you can see the sea, Port Augustine.
300 kilometers left to Adelaide.
However, at the finish line...
...a tremendous storm is waiting for them.
Next week, the final episode of our journey through Australia's Mediterranean.
Don't miss it!
- Hello! I'm Sink! - And I'm Tank!
- What will happen next week? - I'm looking forward to it!
- Tank was surprised! - Yes, he was!
- Sink, I'm looking forward to it! - Please watch it next week!
- It's the 4th episode! - SinkTank is the one who backed up our Australia trip!
- SinkTank sent us presents! - Oh, SinkCon!
- Not for you! For those of you who are watching TV! - This is upsetting!
- First, SinkTank's telephone! - Canada!
- And, as always in Australia, Kendon's apron and coat!
- As a SinkTank set, we'd like to give these presents to all of you! - This is not enough!
- Let's go to the next one! - We boarded the plane four times!
- Which airline did we board? - We boarded Qantas!
- This is a Qantas telephone card! - And this lovely red bag!
- We'd like to give these presents to all of you! - Who said we didn't need them?
- I don't know what you're talking about! - Isn't Qantas nice?
- We'd like you to send us lots of letters! - Thank you! You should send us letters, too!
- That's right, Sink! I'll send you lots of letters and take this useless bag!
- And, Sink, why are you pulling my hair? - It's a present for you!
- Sink, why are you pulling my hair? - It's a sponsor for me!
- Awesome! Yay! - SinkTank is awesome!
- We're looking forward to receiving lots of letters! - See you next week!
- Goodbye!
We'll fill the world with our tears
Even if these feelings that we can't finish
make today's rain fall
A new morning will start like always
That's how, that's how I want to live
That's how I want to live