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Good evening. How about Wednesday? It is classic.
Well, from today, we will return to the original version and enjoy the old video as it is.
No, it's a nostalgic video, but how about it?
That's right. We are very nostalgic, so I feel like I don't want you to see it.
Well, in a sense, at the beginning of the program, you were still a college student.
That's right.
You are now over 30 years old.
Yes.
In a sense, you are in your best 20s.
Yes.
Why don't you look back at it with everyone in the West?
That's right.
It is a classic of that kind of making.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, another highlight is that you were in your 30s and why you have come this far.
I think that is also one of the highlights of this program.
That may be so.
I hope you can see where you broke up.
Yes.
Well, let's rewind back to November 1996.
Yes.
This is the work for you tonight.
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It's pitch black!
It's too dark!
I can see it! Oh, it's me!
It's seriously bad!
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad!
If it's like this, I'll get off around here.
I don't like it!
That's why I hate TV!
Will it be okay?
Who can get in here?
Oh, wait!
I got it!
Are you there, Hokkaido?
I'm not there!
Why are you going that way?!
No, no, I'll fix it in this hour!
Hey, hey, hey!
I thought you were crazy!
You followed me all the way here?
- Oizumi. - Yes?
Kiss.
Good evening.
- It's started at the aquarium. - It's started.
- I don't know why, but... - Yes?
- This time... - Yes?
- With that beat... - Yes?
- Our love... - Ah...
- Right? - May have blossomed.
- Our distance... - Yes.
- Was very close. - It was close.
- Is that what you meant with "kiss"? - Yes.
Please don't do it again!
Why?
I don't like it.
When this show started, I kissed you quite a lot.
What are you depressed about?
You'll come out like this again.
I don't like it.
- You went on a trip again, didn't you? - I went on a trip.
Let's watch it.
I don't like it.
Hey, let me ask you.
What?
What are we going to do today?
I haven't asked you yet.
Oh, I see.
I don't like it.
What?
You woke up early without a reason.
I woke up early.
I'm not sleeping.
So, what are we going to do tonight?
Since October, you've been traveling around the world and picking up various things.
However, you realized one fact.
It's strange.
What is it?
It's you.
What is it?
Actually, Yoh Oizumi says you are "ji".
I'm not saying this on TV.
I'm sorry, but I'm "ji".
I'm "ji".
Do you want me to show you my butt hole?
It's covered.
So, you realized it.
While I was traveling, I said it without thinking.
At a station waiting room in Shin-Osaka.
I've heard from many people that "ji" is a very painful disease.
It's terrible.
So, Yoh Oizumi, I'll cure you of "ji".
I don't want it, Yoh Oizumi.
Do you want me to cure you of "ji"?
Take a look at this.
Yoh Oizumi's "Touji no Tabi".
We will go around the hot spring as much as we can for 24 hours.
It's ridiculous.
Why did we come up with this project?
Why did we come up with "Touji no Tabi"?
So, this time...
Your face...
Yoh Oizumi has cured of "ji"!
I'll cure you of "ji"!
Why don't you say something? It's your project.
What is it?
Well, anyway...
What is it?
It's four in the morning.
What's wrong with you?
As expected of...
What is it?
Yoh Oizumi...
Please don't go on a trip at that time!
It's four in the morning!
Please don't go in spring!
I haven't had a meeting with the host yet, so I'm not going to use this look...
I'm not going to use it!
Your shoes...
Your shoes, too!
No, my boots!
I'm not going to use them!
By the way, didn't you know about this guild?
This is a guild!
Then, please drive.
Because I'm going to drive!
This high-s!
Why?
Give me a driver!
It's my project, but I don't know about it!
I'm doing it for you!
I'm going to sleep in there!
Do that much!
That much...
But it's hard to ride!
It's a fundamental thing, but...
What kind of blood is it?
What?
What kind of blood is it?
I don't know, but...
My guess is...
Your guess is...
Didn't you get a blood test?
I didn't!
What? You didn't?
You didn't?
I didn't!
I think...
It's Iboji blood!
Double?
I saw it once...
There's mucus coming out!
From outside!
What's that, Oizumi-kun?
No such thing!
But shouldn't you go to the hospital?
Well...
If you're going to the hospital...
There's no point in this project!
That's right...
Should we go to the hospital for the last project?
No!
Then take me to the hospital now!
It's faster that way!
- Where are we going? - What?
- Where are we going? - Hot springs.
I knew you'd say that.
- Let's go to No. 5 Hot Springs for now. - No. 5 Hot Springs?
Oh, but don't take the high speed train.
It costs money.
Hey, hey, hey!
I asked you to use my money!
- For now, please. - Okay.
How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?
"How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?" Oh, you're weak at geography!
How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?
"How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?" Oh, you're weak at geography!
Well, it's easier said than done, isn't it?
HOW DO YOU GET THERE IN NO. 5 HOT SPRINGS?
Isn't it embarrassing to say?
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING this video.
Good morning!
So, we're here.
You're in good spirits.
It's like a fresh morning.
It's getting brighter and brighter.
Because I was watching!
It's been two and a half hours since we left.
It's 6 and a half in the morning.
You were sleeping again!
What?
You were sleeping!
You were the first one to talk to me with caution.
I'm cautious now, too.
No, you're cautious now.
I'm tired and cold.
It's terrible here.
This hot spring miraculously cures diseases.
I think my throat will be cured with this hot spring.
I see.
We can't say anything unless we go in there.
Let's go in there.
Let's go.
It's cold!
It's really cold!
I don't like it.
I don't like it, either.
I don't know why we're in there.
Are we soldiers?
You look embarrassed.
Well, Yo-chan.
Yes, yes.
Earlier we went to the Yakushi Onsen in Niseko.
Yes.
Yes, it was pretty warm.
It was warm and...
That's a puddle of water!
Now that we're here, you know...
Yo-chan might get better, but...
Yes.
I might know how to say it, but...
I'm starting to have a nosebleed.
You know...
This is bad!
Please be careful, Mr. Yoshizuri!
The next day...
This is bad!
Look! Look!
You're so loud!
This is bad!
Well, we're back!
This is...
Futamata Radium Onsen!
Huh?
Didn't you say you wanted to go to Iwaburo?
I did say Iwaburo.
What's up?
I'll give you a piggyback ride.
It says, "Please wait for a while."
Huh?
Come on in.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
You're cleaning up!
I'm cleaning up.
You can't say that.
You can't say that!
I said I can't!
Okamura-san, we just entered the hot spring.
How is it?
It's pretty good.
Really?
It's pretty good.
So we just came out of Futamata Hot Spring.
And we came out of Oshamanbe.
And we drove along the Pacific Ocean.
And we went back to the inland side.
We just came out of Kumaiji and went to the sea.
That's the Japan Sea.
And we just went to the Pacific Ocean.
And we just looked at the sea for a second and went back to the inland side.
It's scary.
That's right.
It's called Hiratanai Hot Spring.
This hot spring has a river?
There's a river and there's a hole next to it.
It says it's 1km away.
It's 1km away.
Is it saying that?
It's 1km away.
I wonder what it's like.
I said there's a hole next to the river.
I can't imagine!
Even if you say there's a hole next to the river...
Can we go in there?
It's amazing.
What is it?
There's nothing?
No.
I don't like it!
What is it?
Touch it. It's warm.
It's not warm.
What is it?
It looks like sea urchin.
Is it good?
It's good.
We're going to go down this area.
I see.
Is it still over there in the parking lot?
Yes, it is.
I see.
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
What?
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
You just said it.
I didn't say it.
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
You just said it.
This is a strange onsen.
There is a hole next to the river.
We're going to go down there.
Hiratanai Onsen.
We went down to the parking lot.
A strange old woman came in.
No, no, no.
It's you.
A strange old man came in.
No, no, no.
It's a stop line.
What?
It's a stop line.
There are passengers.
We have to wait for a while.
I asked if we could go in.
There was a lot of smoke.
Since we have time,
what goes well with onsen is
onsen egg.
What do you think of this?
This is for boiling.
I'm sure we can make onsen egg.
Then, let's make it.
Please put onsen egg on this.
This is good.
This is very good.
We're going up.
There are staffs up there.
Can we go up?
No, we won't go up.
Please go up.
What if we say no?
What?
What if we say no?
We have to go up for a long time.
It's a stop line.
"Bring it on, you!" "No, I can't do it anymore." "Why?" "Because I don't want to go there anymore."
"It's a terrible place." "What are you talking about?" "What?"
At first, we didn't know anything about it, so we thought, 'There's a open-air bath like this.'
"Yes, there is." "No, we haven't found it yet."
"So we went there right away." "Actually, we're on TV."
"How about it?" "Excuse me," "Could you turn on the TV camera for a moment?"
What's that? The person who was holding the TV earlier?
"Are you telling us to go out?" "No, we're not."
"But you're telling us to go out, aren't you?" "Even though it's a holiday."
"Please wait another 30 minutes." "30 minutes? Of course."
"We still have a place to wash." "That's why I hate TV."
"It's a terrible place." "It's not good for TV."
"We should evacuate." "Is it a hot spring egg?"
"There's always a plan for such a situation." "Where's your hat?"
"I left it there." "Oh, no."
I ran away like this.
"Thank you very much." "You're welcome."
"You didn't say 'thank you'." "I didn't say 'really'."
"Here's a hot spring egg." "It's been a long time since he ate it."
"I think it's done." "He's getting excited."
He's feeling low.
"It's beautiful." "Thank you for it."
"Is it good?" "It's good."
Thank you.
While we are sleeping,
where are we now?
We are 30 km away from Hakodate,
which is south of Hokkaido.
We are on the east bridge of Kameda Peninsula.
On the east bridge of Kameda Peninsula?
We are in Todohokke Village.
Todohokke Village?
Yes.
Where is it?
We were at the river earlier.
There was a hot spring next to the river.
Yes, there was.
Now we are next to the sea.
You can see it by looking at it.
It's a big sea rose.
You can see the sea from this hot spring.
Let's go and fix ourselves.
That's good. I almost forgot it.
I'm going to fix myself.
I'm a blacksmith.
OK, OK.
Let's go and fix ourselves.
Let's go.
When there is a hot spring,
steam always comes out of here.
That's right.
Oh, that blind spot.
(Laughing)
No, no, no.
Sea water is coming in.
Because of the tsunami.
Is it that hard?
No, no, no.
Sea water is coming in.
Wait a minute.
That's not good.
Hey, hey, hey.
Sea water is coming in.
This is not a hot spring bath anymore.
Because there is no steam coming out.
No matter how you look at it.
This is it.
(Laughing)
This is it.
What is it?
Is it a sea rose?
This is it.
(Screaming)
No, no, no, this is not a joke. Even if you look down, this is the sea.
Look, look, it's not a joke.
Who can enter such a place?
(Laughing)
(Sound of the sea)
How's it going, Oshii?
(Laughing)
The last thing I went in was the sea.
(Laughing)
It's not a hot spring.
(Laughing)
It's the sea.
Wait, wait.
Even if I went in the sea, I wouldn't be cured.
No, no, no.
That's what I think.
So, I just took a flight.
Yes.
Well, I'm the president and I'm the president now.
Look.
Look, everyone.
I don't know if it's because of my trip at that time.
I think you should go in on the left.
On the left?
You said you'd go in on the left before the next traffic light.
That's right.
(Sound of the sea)
I've been to many places.
But I haven't been to all of them.
Including problems with time.
That's right.
I haven't been to all of them.
No.
(Laughing)
I haven't been to all of them.
But I haven't been to all of them.
There are various problems.
There are many ups and downs.
I don't feel refreshed.
You don't feel refreshed.
Especially in the case of Oizumi Prefecture.
Me, too.
I'm scolded by a lot of people.
That's why I don't like TV.
I'm scolded on behalf of the TV industry.
Yes.
I don't know about normal things.
Well, this...
Not yet.
Not yet?
This is on the left.
Is this a little to the left?
Yes, it is.
Which way is this going?
You just wrote it, didn't you?
Yes.
Kitafuto?
Ferry?
Hey, wait!
(Laughing)
Hey, wait!
Are you good at ferries?
(Laughing)
Hey, hey, hey!
(Explosion)
The next episode of "Suiyo-Do-De-Shou" is...
"24 Hours of Fighting, Part 2 of "Touji-no-Tabi"".
Oizumi, who couldn't detect blood in the hot spring in Hokkaido,
has finally crossed the Sugarkai River and gone to Hakkoda-san, Aomori, where it rains.
His goal is to repair the blood of all people,
the mysterious steam "Manjuufukachi".
Where is their final destination?
There are only seven hours left.
What did Oizumi, who was fighting with hope in his hands, see in the end?
How about next Wednesday?
- Oizumi. - Yes?
- How is your butt doing? - It's good!
- And your lungs? - They're fine.
- I'm glad. Is hot springs really effective? - It's perfect!
- I'm glad, I'm glad. - Yeah!
- Your butt doesn't itch, does it? - It's fine!
- Next week will be even better, right? - Next week we'll show you a lot of different things.
- What do you mean "different"? - It'll be different from the first half, right?
- Well, you know... - Is that what you're saying?
- I didn't mean it like that, but... - I see.
Well, that's one good thing about next Wednesday.
- But it's not all that good. - It's not bad!
- That's fine with me! - See you next week, Oizumi! - Bye!
- See you next week, everyone! - Bye!
♪ I can't stop thinking about it ♩
♪ Even when today's rain falls ♩
♩ A new morning begins like always ♩
♩ That's the way, that's the way I want to live ♩
♩ I want to live and live ♩