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In the fall of 1996, a new late-night program was about to be born on HTV.
The program's cast was Takayuki Suzui. He was also the program's planning director, Brain.
And the other cast member was Izumi Oh.
He was still a college student at the time. He must have been very happy to be selected as a regular on the program.
Now, as we decided on the program content, a delicious story from a record company came to us.
Would you like to record an interview with Anne Lewis in Tokyo?
If we ask for it, it seems like we'd have to pay a lot of money to get to Tokyo.
We jumped at it without a second thought.
In addition, the director of "Binboushou" said to Suzui, who was in charge of planning, "Since we're going all the way to Tokyo, why don't we do a little comparison?"
And Suzui came up with an interesting plan.
And on September 12, 1996, when we left the Prince Hotel in Roppongi, Tokyo, we recorded an interview with Anne Lewis for the opening of a new program, "Waterfall Passage Show."
When the recording was over, one of the directors started playing a little home video for the cast and crew.
What's going to happen next?
There was one man who hadn't heard any of it.
It seems to be a coincidence.
The director told him, "Tonight we're staying at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel...
...and we're going to come up with a plan together."
He believed in such childish lies.
And now, a journey of four men, two cast members and two directors,
which will continue for many years, has begun.
So now, Oizumi-kun, you've finished your work.
Since you've come all the way to Tokyo...
...it's no fun just fighting back.
It's no fun.
So let's come up with a plan.
Let's think about it.
I think we should come up with a plan before we go back.
Usually you think about it before you come back.
I've been thinking about it.
I want to do it.
Don't worry.
How about Wednesday?
We came all the way to Tokyo for the theme of "Hannes".
Let's go home after doing something.
The first theme is...
There is a dice mark and...
Laforet
Wheeliner
It says a lot of things.
What do you think it is?
Is it a prize?
A prize?
A prize...
Or is it a theme park?
I don't know about it.
Airport Limousine
It's like "exhibition".
You ride it and...
fall down?
It's scary.
It's a bus's name.
A bus's name?
A long-distance bus's name.
I've never heard of it.
From now on...
we will go on a journey with no destination.
In other words...
It's a dice game.
Right?
I haven't heard of it.
That's why we have such a busy schedule.
You said you would decide a schedule.
That's why I said a lot of things.
Airport Limousine
Fugu-kuitai
Everyone said it.
We had a plan.
Did you have a plan?
We don't rent a hotel.
Let me introduce you...
the first six choices.
From the first frame to the fifth frame...
they are all long-distance bus's name.
At first glance...
you can't know where you are going.
I will tell you where you are going...
and show you in order.
1. Rahorego.
This is Aomori, near the goal.
2. Weeriner.
This is Niigata, heading north for now.
3. Orange Riner.
This is Shikoku Matsuyama...
heading opposite from Sapporo.
4. Rakuchingo.
This is Iwate, heading for Morioka.
5. Dream Fukufuku.
This is dangerous.
This is Yamaguchi, heading for Shimodoseki.
6. Airport Limousine.
This is Haneda Airport.
You can take the first-hand direct flight...
and go to Sapporo.
Out of the six choices...
the fifth frame is heading opposite...
from Sapporo.
Now...
where is the first flight...
to be commemorated?
You know what "airport liberty" is, right?
It's shaking the dice.
If there's a log, it's pretty good, isn't it?
Bang! It's a wing.
Bang! You can go home.
Can you go home right away?
You can go home!
To Sapporo, right?
Yes! This is good, isn't it?
Yes! Let's go with this!
With this!
If there's a log, it's OK.
I thought it was weird.
"I may not be able to go home on the 15th," or something like that.
I was wondering what it was.
Now, where are we going?
Let's shake the dice and decide.
Do you have a big one?
No! I don't like this kind of dice!
There's caramel in a dice like this!
I don't want you to decide!
I'll shake it right away!
I wonder what will come out! I wonder what will come out!
I wonder what will come out!
Go!
Sun!
Sun! It's "Orange Rider"!
"Orange Rider"!
It's "Orange Rider"!
It's decided! "Orange Rider"!
Where do you think we'll go with this naming?
Ehime?
Speaking of oranges and mandarins...
Ehime!
Shall we open it up?
Where shall we go?
Matsuyama!
I don't know where we're going!
Sun!
It's suddenly appeared!
Midnight bus "Orange Rider"!
It's about 900km west of Tokyo.
It's Matsuyama in Ehime Prefecture, Shikoku Prefecture, which is the exact opposite direction of Sapporo.
Finally, their long journey of luck has come to an end.
Are we really going?
Let's go!
We are now in Matsuyama, Shikoku Ekimei Prefecture.
Matsuyama.
An orange liner is coming.
It's going to arrive tomorrow morning at 7:40.
It's going to take about 12 hours and a half.
We are crossing Seto Ohashi Bridge, right?
Yes, it's attractive.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's attractive.
Seto Ohashi Bridge is attractive.
The bus was moving.
And we're finally getting on it.
We're getting on it.
It's only been about 30 minutes since we got on it.
It's still early.
No, no, no.
It's early.
It's still early.
It's only been about 30 minutes since we got on it.
Good morning, everyone.
Now we have finally landed in Shikoku.
That was great.
We got on Setohashi.
We got on the long-awaited Setohashi.
Setohashi...
I didn't know.
I couldn't say it.
Now, in the rain, we came to Rougo Onsen in Matsuyama City, Ehime Prefecture.
Well, we came here.
For now, let's take a bath in the bus.
Bath?
It's too wet.
Let's take a bath.
What are you wearing?
You look great, Yo-chan.
Are you okay?
Give it back!
What?
Give it back to Sapporo!
Refreshing! It was very refreshing.
I'm so tired.
It's okay.
I'm exhausted.
It's okay.
Okay, Oizumi-kun.
Okay.
Let's get tired again.
From now on, it's handwritten.
It's nice.
My dream direct flight, Sapporo.
This is it.
I have to give it back somehow.
I want to eat fugu.
I'm okay with this.
Is that so?
I'll forgive you even if you give me this.
I don't like this.
I don't like having free time with you four.
An island in New York.
A small island.
What is this?
Seto Inland Sea.
Seto Inland Sea?
I see.
It's close.
It's the same island, but it's far away.
Kagoshima.
Is this what you're talking about?
Is this what you're saying is dangerous?
A mysterious city.
What is this?
A thin...
A thin tree.
Do you say "a thin tree"?
What is this?
Where is it?
Where is this?
Oita.
It's dangerous.
It's been going on for five or six years.
Okay, let's get started.
It's already familiar.
Meiji's best caramel.
One or two.
Yes.
What will come out?
What are you doing?
I want to go home.
It's dangerous.
We have to hurry.
For now, let's go out.
We just arrived at the busiest train station in Busshinan.
It's from Matsuyama to Yahatahaman.
We're on our way to Guajima.
Yahatahaman.
We're getting off at Oita from here.
They're going to use a ferry.
A boat.
A boat is...
I wonder...
We're going there by boat.
This is Usuki.
It's south of Oita.
I've never heard of such a city.
We're getting off at Oita.
You have to decide now.
Are you getting off?
Gun.
Guno.
Gun.
You sound like a Dada.
Shut up!
We have to get up and talk.
We have to talk.
I know.
We can't.
If we do, nobody will be able to turn the camera.
It's meaningless in Oita.
It's getting far away.
Shikoku.
Is Shikoku okay?
You should have done more.
You only took a bath in Shikoku.
Welcome to Usuki City where you can see stone objects and the sea.
Welcome to Usuki City, Oita Prefecture.
This is Kyushu's land.
There is no land.
I don't feel like I came to Kyushu.
You didn't come here because you wanted to.
That's what you think.
You come here because you want to.
You came here without imagination.
You don't have to think about it.
Why?
You don't have to think about it.
That's why you came here.
It's the same.
I didn't think I would come to Kyushu.
1. Go straight to your dream.
Just say "1" and go straight.
Oita Airport. Just say "1" and go straight.
Isn't it good?
Let's go home.
Give it back and go home.
2. Hell's midnight bus.
Literal language.
Nagoya.
Stop it.
1 day off.
Special train.
But you can't go home until the 15th.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You can't do that!
You have to go home on the 15th.
We have to do the same.
I have a job, too.
3. Go back to the beginning.
Special train.
Fujii.
Tokyo.
4. Still Kyushu.
Kokura.
5. Kyushu.
Kagoshima.
It's "just in case".
It's a good line.
That's right.
It's "just in case" for now.
It's "just in case".
I'm counting on you.
It's "just in case".
Something will come out.
After all, it is useless to kick the dice like this.
We have no choice but to go to the place where we got the dice for us.
I got on a red express.
So, I'm getting on it.
I'm going to Kokura.
We have come this far.
I didn't think we would come this far.
U.S.A.
After U.S., it is Buzendagas.
It is a great place.
We have arrived at Buzendagas.
Now, we are going to play an old dice game.
Beach, Uridashi-e-modoru.
Midnight special...
Midnight special, Sakura, Tokyo.
Beach city, Izumo.
We don't know which city it is.
God exists.
Hellish midnight bus, Genkai-bou, Nagoya.
Staff was tired.
We spent one night in Kokura special.
This is U.S.A.
It is right there.
Unexpectedly good, but it is Shinkansen, Osaka.
Osaka.
Dream of Fukuoka, first, final flight, first hand.
It will never come out.
Can I say it in Ichiro-kun?
Yes.
You read it, didn't you?
Let's spend one night and relax like this.
Yes.
Unexpectedly good, but it is Shinkansen, Osaka.
It may be a good place.
It is Shinkansen, isn't it?
I have never taken Shinkansen.
Really?
I remember.
As the cycle indicated.
The new train is now going to Osaka.
Now, we are passing through the Kanmon tunnel.
So, we are going back to Kyushu.
It was too early.
We are going back to Kyushu.
We are going to head there.
I don't like that mechanism.
This is Kyushu.
Kyushu.
Already?
Kyushu.
I want to see Kyushu more.
Anyway, we have to do something tomorrow.
We have to go back on the 15th.
We have our own...
We have relatives coming.
I have my own job.
I have my own child's sports day.
I don't like that mechanism.
We are going back to Kyushu.
It's 10:10 p.m. on Friday the 13th.
We got on the Shinkansen at Shin-Osaka Station.
Something is written on it.
We are OK, but our directors are killed by a ship.
We don't have anything to say on the Shinkansen.
You don't have anything. We are still alive.
You should think about your health and call a doctor.
We don't have anything to say.
In Osaka at night, they have six choices of fate.
1. Shindai Express Asakaze - Tokyo.
2. Shindai Express Kitaguni - Niigata.
3. Shinya Bus Alpen - Nagano.
4. We ask you to stay overnight in Osaka.
5. Direct train Chitose.
But you have to wait 10 hours until 8 a.m. tomorrow.
6. Shinkansen Nagoya.
You have to wait 8 hours until tomorrow's departure.
These are the six choices.
Shindai Express Asakaze - Nagano.
Shindai Express Kitaguni - Niigata.
Niigata...
You're going to die.
If we go to Niigata, we'll get to Russia.
You should calm down.
Are you going to ride it again?
I'd like to stay overnight.
Shindai Express Kitaguni - Niigata.
Well...
It's hard to say...
I said Shindai Express Kitaguni...
Today is...
14...
13th, isn't it?
13th, yes.
13th, Friday.
It's been three consecutive days from tomorrow.
Yes, yes.
Three consecutive days.
Until Monday.
That's right.
There are so many trains.
There must be.
Shindai Express Kitaguni - Niigata.
We could only get three tickets.
What?
That means there are four people, right?
Yes, there are four people.
What about one person?
There is a free seat.
What?
Free seat.
Just a chair?
Just a chair.
Until morning?
Until morning.
Until 8 in the morning.
I see.
What's that?
Are we not allowed?
That's right.
So, the one with the most stamina can sit there, right?
That's right.
Are you a young man?
I don't like free seats!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to sleep here.
I'm really sorry.
I'm an old man.
I can't sit for a long time.
I'm an old man.
I'm covered up.
It's hard for me to walk.
I can't break.
They might think I'm a young man with a small ass.
I'm an old man.
I decided it in some way.
Because it's the reality.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.
It's snowing in Niigata, north of Kyuko.
We apologize for the delay and arrival time.
The next stop is Kyoto.
It's Tuesday, March 57th.
Good morning!
It's Saturday, September 14th.
It's our third morning in Niigata.
We're having a pleasant morning.
Your voice is too loud.
What?
Your voice is too loud.
What's wrong, Oizumi?
Your voice is too loud.
It's unpleasant.
What is?
Well, I was sitting in a free seat, but I wouldn't say that.
Don't say that.
Let's go!
Now, where are we going?
It's getting scary.
1. Going back to Tokyo for a while.
2. Going back to Kanazawa for a while.
3. Going to Yamagata for a while.
4. Looking at the Pacific, Sendai.
5. Hokkaido is right there, Aomori.
6. Finally landing, Hokkaido at once.
We don't have any other means of transportation.
I don't know where we're going.
Let's go!
Is it okay?
We can go back!
That was fast!
But it's better to go back today than to go somewhere bad.
That's obvious.
What is it?
It's a ferry.
What?
It's unpleasant.
Landing.
It's a ferry.
A ferry comes out of Niigata.
How far are we going?
Otaru.
Wow, Otaru.
18 hours.
You're kidding!
Ah! It's Genki-kun! It's Genki-kun!
Tsukimi-san, it's Genki-kun!
It's Genki-kun!
Give it back!
Can you give it back?
No, no, no!
Give it back right now!
But it's not just one!
Sorry, but we don't have much time.
Again! Again!
Oh, I want to be able to fly anytime, I want to be rolling like a chair
Even when I want to cry, even when I want to go see you
All I can do is pretend to be strong, right now I don't know anything
We fill the whole world with our tears
Even if these feelings that I can't put up with make today's rain fall
Ah, this new morning begins like always
That's how I want to live, that's how I want to live