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Hiragana Push
Shoot!
"Hiragana Push" has begun.
We are members of Hiragana who are energetic today, too!
Yo!
Gazaza,
Yes?
Today, we don't have any members.
That's right. Right now...
Only you two.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Yes, you're right. I don't know why we have a room like this.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Today, we don't have any members.
We don't have any members.
Gazaza,
Yes?
Then, please give us a plan.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Adult vs.
Minors.
Adult power battle!
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you.
In 2019,
Takase,
Takamoto,
Kigashimura,
and Miyata,
became adult members!
Therefore, tonight,
adult and minors will be divided into two teams,
and adults will be asked about their adult powers.
First up is
the minors team!
Welcome!
Hey, what's up with you guys?
Oh, I see.
Since it's a minor team...
The atmosphere is different from here.
Oh, you're right.
We're quite down now.
Since it's a minor team, there are a lot of school uniforms.
Well, yes.
Do you have something?
One, two...
Kyapi kyapi!
Because we're minors.
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I was wondering what it is.
I can see the back of the glasses.
But I can't see the front of the glasses.
What is the motif of your glasses?
I'm a serious elementary school student.
You are a serious elementary school student.
I'm underage.
How about you, Kaki Saki?
I'm a rich elementary school student.
You are an elementary school student, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
How about you, Kaato?
I'm five years old.
You are already five years old.
How about you, Ohama?
How old are you?
I'm a slime man.
I'm asking you about your age.
Your age is slime, isn't it?
Don't you know?
I'm underage, but it doesn't change.
This member is in the underage team.
I see.
Let's get started.
Welcome to the underage team.
Welcome.
I see.
It's different.
One, two...
Say something.
You don't have lines, do you?
Say something.
You are underage.
I don't know your type.
We decided to say it ourselves.
Cosplay is strong.
I think it's a little playful.
What is the theme of Sasaku Asura?
Space pilot.
Sasaku Asura seems to have a space pilot.
Single mother's space pilot.
Smart person.
Saito, what is your dream job?
I want to drive a car.
I'm scared.
Ushio, what is your dream job?
I've been dreaming of it for a long time, but I gave up because I wasn't tall enough.
Is that so?
CEA.
It suits you.
What about Takase?
Police of Katou.
Miko of Higashimura.
Bodycon of Miyata.
Celebrity of Takamoto's tallest building.
A team of adults who wear unique costumes.
What is the concept of the most attractive person?
Iguchi is...
Female president.
Apahotel's...
Isn't it Apahotel?
Iguchi is in charge of Snack Mao's...
I'm in charge of Snack Mao's chain store and overseas.
I'm the president now.
Isn't it different from Snack Mao's mother?
That's my advantage.
You're talking about your advantage.
No matter what I do, my eyes are stupid.
That's good.
Iguchi is in charge of Snack Mao's chain store and overseas.
The youth team is laughing at you.
Are you okay?
By the way, who became adults this year?
Four of you.
How do you feel now that you've become adults?
I think I have to grow up.
Does it change?
Your consciousness?
Did I ask you something weird?
It was a little crazy.
Please respond to me.
How do you feel now that you've become adults?
But...
I'm 20 years old.
But it doesn't change anything.
Doesn't it change?
I was waiting for you to say that.
Now that Mr. Kigashimura has made up his mind, let's start the adult competition.
What is the first project?
Which one is deeper? Nonsense Quotes Competition!
What adults need is knowledge, education, and vocabulary.
They will create their own nonsense quotes and deeper quotes.
In the end, the team with more deep quotes will be judged.
The winning team will gain 10 points.
By the way, even in adult competitions,
the winners will also participate in the exhibition.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Here is the first topic of the nonsense quote competition.
What?
Nonsense is made up of 1% of wisdom and 99% of effort.
So, please put in your life and your way of thinking.
Please show it more and more to those who can do it.
Yes.
Are you good at it?
You should have said it first.
Why did you say "old man" first?
Don't say "old man".
It's a demonstration.
Shall we start?
Mr. Kasuga, please.
Nonsense is...
Mr. Kasuga is made of 1% memory and 99% partner's effort.
You should work harder.
I just need to remember it somehow.
Tomita, shall we start?
Mr. Kasuga is made of 1% ability and 99% young man's effort.
Wait a minute.
Is it okay for you to say it yourself?
I get angry when someone says it.
Tomita is the only one who is not Kasuga's type.
Right?
I think we have our own trust relationship now.
I see. Think about it.
Mr. Otake, please.
Mr. Wakabayashi is made of 1% memory and 199% Otake's effort.
What do you mean?
Am I Otake's type, too?
You are almost Otake's type.
Otake is Otake's type.
Ms. Kosaga, shall we start?
Mr. Kasuga is made of 1% kindness and 99% loss.
It's harsh.
It's harsh for me, too.
It's quite toxic.
It's not a loss. It's a laugh.
It's easy for me to say.
Ms. Matsuha.
Ms. Osaka is made of 1% leopard print and 99% Ame- chan's appearance.
She is good at observing people.
Ms. Iguchi, shall we start?
A married couple is made of 1% compromise and 99% patience.
It's a married couple's big cut.
It's a big cut circle.
The second question.
Use Steve Jobs' famous saying and make your own famous saying.
Well, it's deep, isn't it? It's deep, isn't it?
Yes.
You say it.
Thank you very much.
Jumping shoes are probably Dr. Nakamatsu's best invention.
Isn't it selfish?
There are various things like floppy disks.
There are also floppy disks.
But they are jumping shoes.
And a pattern that you will definitely enter.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Akira Toriyama's greatest invention.
"Tooth" is probably Kasuga's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Bulma's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Saito Kyoko's greatest invention.
"Tooth" is probably Hidakaya's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Saito Kyoko's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Hidaya's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Saito Kyoko's greatest invention.
"Dragon Ball" is probably Ikooh's greatest invention.
What impact does it have on thinking on an earth scale?
Whose quote is this?
Here you go!
It's your quote, old man.
Am I old?
That's what I said.
Even if you slip, think on an earth scale.
Don't worry about it and keep slipping.
I see.
I want you to accept it on a studio scale.
It's best to accept it.
I see.
But don't think about it.
Don't think about it and just do it.
Let's challenge ourselves.
That's right.
Let's go again, Miho.
What effect do you think of when you laugh and drink tea?
Don't do it, Sora!
Drinking tea makes the atmosphere better, doesn't it?
I see.
Then what should I do?
It doesn't matter if I slip or laugh.
Don't have a normal fight.
Really?
Yes, first of all, this.
I met you, but what does it affect you to think about it in your life scale?
There are many things you can gain from meeting me.
I think only minors think about it.
Meaningless?
What is this?
Yes, Kyoko Saito.
What does it affect you to think about it for many years now?
You want to eat it, don't you? You say "larkin", don't you?
Yes, I'm a "larkin" girl now.
Ohama, did you write it since this show started?
You wrote it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
No, you wrote it.
Iguchi-san, go ahead.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, what's up?
I was talking about someone.
Why did you say "larkin" just now?
Kyoko said "larkin" just now.
So, I said "larkin" just now.
And what I wanted to say now is...
I'm sorry for interrupting you while you two are talking.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I want to say it now, but...
I don't really think about it like that, but...
Oh, it's okay.
Even though one of you is a "larkin", I don't think about it as a group.
No, I don't think about it like that.
But, I do think about it like that.
But, it's Iguchi-san, right?
It's not Iguchi-san, is it?
Oh, it's not. It's not.
I'm just saying it as a statement.
I don't really think about it like that.
You don't think about it like that, do you?
Yes.
Please study singing.
Yes.
Then, Aosushi, go ahead.
Even though a "tempi" is moving, in the future...
Even though I'm thinking about it in the future...
I see!
This is something only good underage people can do.
Like, in math or something.
Like, "a moving "tempi"..."
It's like a coordinate answer.
Will you use "tempi" in the future?
I won't.
I won't think "a "tempi" is moving" at all.
I see.
You're so sharp, Aosushi.
You're good.
Kato-san, are you writing?
Yes.
Kato-san hasn't answered yet, right?
Yes.
Why don't you answer it for now?
Yes.
What effect will it have?
Even though I worked hard for this show...
Is there any effect?
From "kasuga-ijiri" to "fukai-mono" with "seshiu" cut...
A lot of famous quotes came out in this "anaume" competition!
Which team will win the hearts of young people?
The winning team is...
The underage team!
I don't know much about this.
Overall...
The underage team...
Not underage...
There are many people who are good at this kind of thing.
They were aggressive.
There was a depth when they shook their hands.
The damage to Kasuga was also great.
That's right.
It was tough.
The number of answers and aggressiveness will determine the victory of the underage team.
I see.
It's 10 points, right?
Yes.
Well done.
Let's move on to the next adult competition.
It is...
Which one is sexy?
Adult sexiness competition!
To be active as an adult idol,
sexiness is important.
With that said...
Let's see how sexy you can say the words chosen randomly!
Each team's representative member will say the same words with all kinds of sexiness,
and the team with more seduction will win 10 points!
It's a battle of adult's sexiness.
The adult team has an advantage.
Is that right, Sasaki-san?
Don't lose!
We're getting older.
That's right!
We're getting older for this sexy battle.
That's right!
Their enthusiasm is amazing.
The adult team can't lose.
How about the underage team?
They're behind.
They're not sexy yet.
Don't underestimate us.
She said it!
She's like Takizaki.
Takizaki has a lot of tricks up her sleeve.
As you can see, the members will be challenged in the first round!
Now, let's see how sexy you can say the words chosen randomly!
Now, the underage team...
What's in there?
First of all, I wonder what it is.
Bang!
Hatsugatsuo
You have to say "hatsugatsuo" in a sexy way.
"Hatsugatsuo" is a word you don't usually say in a sexy way.
Well, let's go.
Let's go with the adult team.
Here you are.
Hamukatsu
Thank you very much.
This is good.
I understand it well.
"Hatsugatsuo" is difficult and "hamukatsu" is good.
"Hatsugatsuo" feels more sexy.
I understand it well.
It's easy for some people.
First of all, the underage team.
How sexy can you say "hatsugatsuo" in a sexy way?
Is it okay to line up in that order?
I think it's no good if you don't raise the level one by one.
In this case, who is the bird?
It's "ohama", isn't it?
"Hawaii" can you do it?
Can you do it?
You are the sexiest of the five.
You have to be the sexiest.
You have to get sexier and sexier.
That's right. You have to raise the level.
Are you okay?
She seems to be confident.
She is a woman who leaves a little question, but what is her score?
Well, let's go.
Yes.
Adult's sexy battle.
Start!
hatsugatsuo
Well, well, well.
Let's start with this level.
hatsugatsuo
Did you raise it a little?
Did you raise the level a little?
hatsugatsuo
It's good. It's good.
You are raising it well.
hatsugatsuo
Do you need music again?
Then, music one more time, please.
hatsugatsuo
You are laughing at me.
Why did you do that at the end?
There must be something wrong with the order!
No, even Tomita's level went up nicely.
But your tone was completely different.
Are you a Sega Eigo?
Suddenly there is a horror movie in a love movie.
It was scary.
Adult team, who did you like?
Watanabe Miho was very good at acting.
You have improved a lot.
If Kanemura is skeptical about "hatsugatsuo",
is it a new idea for you?
Well...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Kanemura, you did a good job.
What is it? I don't know.
As a high school student,
you go on a date to eat "hatsugatsuo".
High school students go on a date to eat "hatsugatsuo", don't they?
But you turned around and said, "But it's "hatsugatsuo"."
Oh, you said "hatsugatsuo" but you said "hatsugatsuo" in a different way.
Adult team, who grabbed young people's hearts with Kanemura's sexiness.
But after this, adult team finally found the truth!
Next, adult team will try five people.
But they have another question.
Iguchi-san, you will be a bird.
Even if you are a bird, you will fall, won't you?
Will you be okay?
I will do my best!
Don't you have to make it funny?
I'm seriously thinking about it now.
But I'm the oldest, so I'm confident in sexiness.
Oh, I see.
You are confident in sexiness.
Shall we start?
Then, let's get started.
Adult power competition, start!
H-A-P-P-E-N-C-T
That's good!
She's decided!
Cute!
She suddenly raised her level!
H-A-P-P-E-N-C-T
Wow, she said it with a mute!
Lip sync, right?
H-A-P-P-E-N-C-T
She had that answer, too!
That's funny!
She had that answer, too!
That's funny!
H-A-P-P-E-N-C-T
She changed it a little!
She has a lot of different answers!
Cute!
Okay, last one!
I'll drink it, for real!
H-A-P-P-E-N-C-T
Time's up!
That's funny!
As expected of the female president!
That's funny!
She decided it in the end!
I can do this until morning!
The adult teams have different patterns for each singer!
It was wonderful!
It was a short album of 5 songs for 1 million yen!
That's right!
Their styles are different, too!
I could see 4 "hamkatsu"s!
With "hamkatsu"...
Not only their sexiness, but their variations were also great!
Who shook up the hearts of young people?
Adults or minors?
Which one?
The winner is...
The adult team!
She did her best.
She had her own sexiness.
She did her best.
All five of them.
This is a masterpiece.
Yes.
How do you feel, Ms. Nato?
Even though you won.
Mr. Wakabayashi praised me a lot.
I think I can do it again.
What should I do?
Anyway, I want to get into it.
Her waist is long.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors you see here.
I'm scared.
Next time, youth has an advantage!
In the quick-fire battle...
...what will be the prize?
Also, in the age difference quiz...
...the gap between generations will be revealed!
Please stop.
This week on the 17th...
...the first photo book "Sunset" by Watanabe Niho will be released!
Also, Ushio Sarina...
...Sasaki Kumi...
...and Matsuda Koroka will appear in it!
"Zombie: Theater's End" tickets will be on sale on the 19th!