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Tonight is "Shorten Distance with Audrey" second half!
What's up with you?
Last time, in order to shorten distance, they tried all kinds of approaches, but...
Will they really get along?
We don't want it!
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First, we'll announce the survey from the members who couldn't make it last time!
"We're birds of a feather", right?
This is the episode that kept us apart!
Tsuchida-san from Keyakake-mc talked to me during my break.
Oh, who is this?
Oh, Sasami.
I think it's because I've been taking care of you for a long time,
but I'd like to be able to talk to you during my break.
Tsuchida-san and Sabe talked to you?
Yes.
It was like a continuation of the recording.
Oh, it's a VTR.
Yes, it's a VTR.
Shall we watch it?
First up is Keyakake-mc entering the studio!
Oh, this is...
Please have a seat.
The two of them sit down in a gentle manner.
I see.
Meanwhile, Audrey and I...
Hey, don't compare!
This is not good, this VTR.
Please have a seat.
While the members sit down in confusion,
Keyakake-mc...
This is bad, everyone.
My sleeves are getting really heavy.
Everyone in their uniforms.
They're here at 12 o'clock.
They're talking.
They start talking in a very natural manner.
Huh? Is the drama over already?
No, it's not over yet.
What about the drama?
It's 12 o'clock.
Oh, it's 12 o'clock.
Isn't it half past twelve?
Yes, it's half past twelve.
While they proceed in a comfortable mood,
our MC is...
Thank you for your hard work.
What's with her?
What are you planning?
Kazuma and I are terrible, aren't we, Kazuma?
It's been a while since we've seen him like this.
What's with him? He's dressed like an idiot, but he's like this.
It's like he's been scolded and yelled at.
Kill me.
And when it starts, he's like, "Now!"
It's a little scary, isn't it?
Is there anything you want him to do for you?
I want him to report on the recent events.
Report on the recent events?
It's okay for him to ask about everyone.
Like, "Isn't the concert coming up?"
But can you talk about our recent events?
I want to hear about it.
So you can talk about it, right?
That's right.
We will continue to check on you during your break, so please talk to us!
Next, in order to get closer, the members have come up with a project like this!
Tissue! One-to-one talk to shorten the distance!
Who wrote this?
Yes.
Oh, Kyoko Saito.
I'm a shy person.
When I meet someone for the first time, I think I can get along with anyone if I talk casually.
So I think I can get along with anyone if I talk casually in a private room.
But I'd like you to talk without being conscious of cameras or anything.
So this time, Audrey and the members have prepared a room where they can talk one-to-one.
One-to-one talk?
However, they don't want to talk in private.
So the other members will give Audrey a strategy.
Even while they're talking one-to-one, they can secretly use earphones to receive instructions.
First up is Saito Kyoko's strategy, which is challenged by Wakabayashi.
Kyoko is quite interested in strange people.
I think I can get along with people if I tell them strange stories, strange clothes, and strange feelings.
Do you have any strange experiences or something you've seen?
I think they'll say, "I'm curious."
"Why did you start aiming for being a singer?" or "What do you like to sing?" or "What are you aiming for in your dream?"
I can ask them about this activity.
How do you feel about your lips being plump today?
I'm particular about my lips being plump.
It's okay for girls, but it's scary for men.
It's scary, isn't it?
How do you feel about your lips being plump?
It's exciting to hear about it.
For now, their strategy is to talk about their favorite songs.
Okay, Wakabayashi.
Please!
How do you feel about your lips being plump?
They're similar!
I'm watching you from behind. He's coming! He's coming!
"In front of you!" "In front of you!"
"Hello." "In front of you."
"Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, too."
"It's like an interview." "It's like an interview project."
"No, no, no. One-on-one interviews are easier." "Yes."
"By the way, I always listen to your album." "Oh, you did."
"I always listen to it. Really." "Thank you."
It's hard to sing and play a song by yourself at that young age. It's persuasive.
You're praising me.
You started because you wanted to be a singer, didn't you?
That's right. I wanted to be a singer, so I came into this world.
"From the beginning." "Yes."
So I'm really happy to be on a singing show.
Oh, really.
How do you like it, everyone?
"I'm so excited." "It's good. It's really good."
The conversation continues.
"When you work like this," "even though you're a man," "don't you put on make-up?"
"I'm really curious about it," "how do you make your lips look so plump?"
Can you make my lips look plump?
I think you're good at make-up.
I want you to show me your plump lips.
I don't think you need to show me.
Really?
I don't always like your lips.
My lips?
Are they plump?
I don't know. They're plump.
I want you to tell me a strange story.
A strange story?
"It's sudden," "but I was sleeping at night,"
Oh, it's in!
It's in the bag of strange stories.
A little man was dancing under my bed.
It's strange, isn't it?
When I opened the bag, he was gone.
Can you reenact it?
I think you're making fun of me.
What do you think of their reaction?
Are you happy about it?
It's better for you to stand up and do it.
He was dancing under my bed.
It's funny.
It's good.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Wakabayashi, if you want it to end, wink.
It's too early.
It's over.
It's scary.
It's over.
She said it's over.
How was it talking with Wakabayashi?
I had fun talking with him.
But I could tell you were making fun of me.
Did you know?
What made you think like that?
First of all, you're lying about wanting to moisten your lips.
That's right.
It would have been better if we didn't have your information.
Was it hard for you to say it?
I can say it if we get along well.
I see.
In a normal conversation.
His voice was different.
He had a loud voice.
I could tell he was conscious of the TV.
I could tell it was difficult.
Next, Kasuga will do a one-on-one talk with Hamagishi, who doesn't talk much in the video.
First of all, let's learn how to do it.
I used to play fairies with Kawako for a while.
I used to dress up like a fairy and go out.
It's easier to talk to me.
You dressed up like a fairy from the beginning.
Actually, I'm a fairy.
Actually, you're a fairy.
I dress up like a fairy and go out.
Actually, you're a fairy.
I didn't know you would say that.
I think it's easier to talk to me.
What do you usually talk about with Kawada?
Sometimes we talk about English.
Sometimes you talk about English?
When we apologize, we say "sorry."
Oh!
Oh my god!
Something like that.
Oh my god!
If you suddenly say something funny, I think it'll explode.
I think it'll explode.
I think you'll be happy.
I'm not good at saying things.
There was a scene where Tetsuko Kurayanagi did PPAP.
She said, "I am onion!"
Is that okay?
If you say "I am onion," people will say, "Oh my god!"
And if you surprise people, they'll say, "You're shaking."
If you say that, I think people will be happy.
You're shaking.
You can say "you're shaking" in English, too.
Like "vibration on."
I can't say it.
Vibration on.
Try it.
Oh!
Vibration on.
Oh my god!
Now, let's grab the squid's weapon and shorten our distance from Hamagishi!
Oh, I'm sorry for knowing again
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I've heard a lot of stories and it's already late
I'm quite excited
I'm really trembling
I'm sorry for coming
Actually, I'd like Hamagishi-kun to know
Actually, Kasuga is a fairy
Me too
What? No way!
She said "me too"
What's the spell you've been using recently?
I'll cast a spell on Kasuga-san
Cast it, cast it
Then, please turn me over
Turn you over?
Can you cast a spell to turn you over?
Then, I'll cast it
Turn you over
She's laughing out loud
How do you cast it?
I've been doing it since I was born
Please spread it out a little
I've been doing it since I was born
Can you fly it? I haven't been able to fly it recently
Can you do it in English?
How do you do that hair?
This? It's magic.
I do it like this in magic.
I don't want to do that.
Is this wrong?
Pata pata pata pata pata pata
Fly, fly
Fly, because fly
Because fly
Vibration.
It's been a while since I've done it so I'm nervous.
This is no good
You have to shake it
You have to do it in English
Isn't it cool?
Can we do a sneak attack?
Two fairies and fairies...
It's a little hot.
Can you lower the temperature?
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
It doesn't open.
Maybe it's locked up.
Hmm... I'm in trouble.
I'm in trouble.
Can we do something about it?
I'm in trouble.
I'm getting sick of it.
Is the temperature going down?
"I am onion" from "cascas dance".
Immediately.
I can definitely open it.
Can you open it?
"I am onion" from "cascas dance".
I think "cascas dance" is better in English.
I can't even tell you about our situation.
I wonder if I can tell you.
With telepathy.
I wonder if I can fly it.
I wonder.
"casa gas".
You can do it together.
Invite me for a moment.
Invite him with you.
"casa gas".
this is bad.
This is not good.
"casga" is like "i am onion".
i am onion
Oh, this is no good.
Maybe she is not a fairy.
"casga" said.
Maybe she is not a fairy.
i am onion
Vibration.
Thank you.
Kazuya, do you want to end the show? If you do, say "I am a onion."
I am an onion!
Time's up!
That was wonderful!
What was wonderful about it?
Your heart was revealed.
Did you do it for about an hour?
Did you feel it for a long time?
You look like you're having a mental breakdown.
You're right!
The flow of time was different, wasn't it?
Your distance got shorter, didn't it?
What do you think?
You got excited when you did "denguri daishi," didn't you?
There are people who can do it and people who can't do it.
I am an onion!
You didn't do "kaskasu dance" at all.
And you didn't vibrate at all!
That's...
That's the worst!
So, if you want to get excited with "hamagishi" in the future,
make sure you choose a good gag!
Now we're here.
So far, we've been told to feel the distance from the members one-sidedly.
So, we'd like to do a test to see how much we know about Audrey.
"Do you know Audrey?" Quiz!
Actually, the members have been given something like "If you're interested in it in the future, please call us."
Here it is.
Yes, we gave it to you.
Well, I'd like to introduce you to the quiz in this document.
Yes, of course you know about the other party in order to get along with you!
So, we're going to give you a random quiz from Audrey's radio book, which we distributed in advance.
The one in the middle.
As a privilege of getting along with you, the first one who gets it right will sit between Audrey and you.
The members who can't get it right until the end will receive a penalty game.
Now, of course you know about it!
"Audrey's Quiz," question one!
What is the title of the game Wakabayashi borrows from Kasuga?
By the way, we're talking about when we were in high school.
This is a strong hint.
It's a strong one, isn't it?
But I have a dream.
A dream? What is it?
I'd like to do a project to give it back.
I'd like to do skydiving, borrow it from Kasuga, and throw it from the plane and see if I can get it back.
I've had it for a long time.
You're waiting for that project, aren't you?
It's a pretty difficult one, but you'll know it if you've read the book!
Now, let's see what the members have to say!
All at once...
Open!
- Now... - This is funny!
A lot of things came up!
- Kato-shi, you're also studying Chinese, right? - I wanted to write this.
- Yes, yes, yes. - "Street Fighter", right?
It's like "Bamon" and "Hiteki-san".
It's not a game!
- It's exactly like "Bamon" and "Hiteki-san". - Yes, yes.
Let's see the correct answer, shall we?
The correct answer is...
"Sanma no Meitantei"!
Too bad!
- Too bad! - Too bad!
Too bad!
Now, as a little difficulty, the second question!
"Umai Sashimi".
"Kasugao" and what do you call it?
- Do you know "kasugao", everyone? - Do you know it?
- I've seen it. - I've seen it.
- I feel like I've seen it somewhere.
You wrote it here and here...
- Well, it's there. - I'm reading Chinese!
By the way, as a hint, what do you call "toilet" again?
"Benki" (convenience store)
"Taxi" is "tax".
Now, shall we go?
Now, all together, the answer is...
"Avan"!
Now, now, oh, a lot of things have come up.
That's good, Kakizaki-kun, that's good.
"Yoshio", "Kojima", "Yoshio".
You know it well!
This is... the usage is different!
This is a happy mistake!
That's right, "it's okay", "it's okay", "it's okay", "it's okay", "Kojima", "Yoshio" is what I say.
The people watching this are all excited!
Only you two are excited, right?
Kazuma-san.
That's right.
Please give us the answer.
The answer is... "umashimi"!
The answer is out!
"otake", correct!
"otake", you're amazing!
"otake", you didn't know about this, did you?
I did know about it!
I only saw it for a moment, and that's probably it.
Ah, this book, right?
I was wondering what "kasugago" was, and "umashimi" was stuck in my head!
With luck on their side, Odori Quiz has been decided!
We're already in the center.
This is bad! What should we do?
Wakabayashi-san, you look really happy, don't you?
No, that's not it! In the quiz, it was decided that first place would be in the middle!
Are you looking at a man?
That would be a problem!
Are you looking at a man?
The third question continues!
At this pace, we can't see the end, so...
Write Wakabayashi's full name in kanji!
Are you going to ask a service question that you don't have to read a book about?
Can you show it to Iguchi-san?
"Kanji" is incorrect!
Ah, that's too bad!
No way, no way!
All five of them are incorrect!
With that, we'll begin the final question of the summer!
Write Kasuga's full name in kanji!
You're like a fairy!
You spent the same amount of time!
But Sasami started writing pretty quickly, and so did Zenretsu...
Maybe Iguchi and Pengu have finished writing?
Shall we begin?
Let's see your answers!
Open!
Who doesn't even know the MC's name?!
Kimi ga hohoemu dake de nandatte yurusete shimaunda
Marude kogoreri no you ni atatakai kimochi ni nare
Joyful love, kore wa koi na no ka?
Joyful love, hajimete no sekai
Mikumeta shunkan,fui ni kotoba wa jama ni naru
Kokoro watoku ni tsumujiteiru kamo shirenai
Daremo ikiterenai iya na koto toka,kizutsu ka koto ikutsu mo aru yo
Dakedo kimi to deatte kara kawatta
Life is more fun when you look up than when you look down
Any kind of sadness will be gently wrapped up
Even if there is no reason, he understands everything
If you're happy, yes I feel happy too
As the wind shakes you, smiles are chained together
Joyful love, I was invited by you
Joyful love, beautiful light
Joyful love, is this love?
Joyful love, a first world
Shall we start? Then, all at once, the answer is...
Open!
Now, let's see the correct answer, everyone.
Please look at the monitor.
Kawata-kun is correct, right?
All at once, the answer is...
So, for the four who can't do anything about it, after this, penalty game starts!
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