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Hiragana Oshi
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"Hiragana Oshi" has started.
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Kanda!
Yes, Hiragana Oshi!
Mr. Katsura, please tell us about tonight's program.
Shorten the distance between me and Audrey!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
This program asked members if they feel the distance with Audrey, and we got unexpected answers.
Here they are!
All of you feel the distance?
Yes.
If you say like this, we will lose our jobs.
By the way, we also asked which of you feel the distance with Audrey.
Here they are!
Oh...
Well, I feel it more.
But last time, we played "Kasugaha" or "Wakabayashiha", didn't we?
Yes, we did.
At that time, there were more "Wakabayashiha" members.
Yes, I won by a landslide.
Yes, there were only two "Kasugaha" members.
Yes, yes.
So, three of you are members whom "Wakabayashiha" betrayed.
Oh, you mean which of you feel the distance with me and which of you don't like it.
That's right.
In order to convey the scream of the supporters, we will start the program now.
First of all, we will announce episodes of "feeling the distance with Audrey" among the members' surveys we conducted in advance.
Let's find out their improvements.
First of all, we will announce episodes of "feeling the distance with Wakabayashiha".
Here it is!
I don't think Wakabayashiha remembers my name.
Don't say stupid things like that.
How many months have you been doing this program?
That's right.
Yes.
She hid it all at once.
But isn't it weird for all of you to hide it like this?
I think you should put your hands on your knees.
By the way, who is this person in this episode?
Oh!
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Does she know you?
No, she doesn't.
Yes, she doesn't know you.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Why is Sasaki Kumi so confident?
"You know me, don't you?" She didn't hide it at all.
Yes, yes, yes.
She knows you, of course.
On the contrary, it's strange why she thought like that.
I see.
Then, tell me your full name.
It's "Ushio".
"Ushio"?
It's your full name.
"Ushio" is...
Oh, no!
"Ushio" is...
Let me see...
It's three letters.
"Ichi" and "san"
"Myoujin" and "Ushio" make "ichi".
"Ushio"... "Ushio"...
I have to say your full name, don't I?
Of course you know my full name.
That's why you remember my full name at the first meeting.
"Ushio"... "Ushio" is "sarina"!
That's right.
Don't get too excited.
Everyone is watching you!
Of course I do.
The moment you clapped...
I think you remember my other name, don't you?
"Ushio" is...
Let me see...
That's right.
Let me see...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's my full name!
Do you know the one above it?
The one above it is "kakizaki".
No, it's not.
"Kakizaki" is difficult.
The one below it.
It's not difficult, is it?
It's either "mei" or "memi".
Do you want me to say it?
"Kakizaki" is "mei" or "memi", isn't it?
Wait a minute.
Do you think like that?
Don't say it without thinking.
"Higashimura" is "mei", isn't it?
No.
That's why it's "memi".
Do you want me to say it?
Yes, yes, yes.
He's also correct.
Yes, yes, yes.
You got it right, but there's proof that Wakabayashi- san didn't say his name.
I didn't say his name in advance.
So you didn't know his name at the time.
Yes.
There's a suspicious video.
Look at this.
You're ready?
Let's watch it from the beginning.
Who do you think of?
I'm Sasaki Mirei.
Mipa?
Yes, Mipa.
Mipa, right?
Are you angry?
Are you calling me old man?
We don't know if you like Mipa or not!
This is first.
I can't help it.
Okay, Sasami.
Yes.
Okay, Sasaku.
Okay, Katoshi.
Okay, Otake.
That's good.
What is it?
It's after this.
Exactly.
Okay, then.
[Laughter]
This is sad!
Okay, next...
Takase!
[Laughter]
Okay, Takase!
Wow!
You're good?
Okay, go ahead.
[Laughter]
Give up, Saigo!
[Laughter]
Okay, okay, okay...
The question is getting more and more difficult!
The question is...
Full name?
It's difficult!
Takase and Kakizaki...
[Laughter]
Let me make an excuse first.
Um...
I remembered your name!
What?
What happened?
I was about to make an excuse, but I remembered your name.
By the way, let's hear your excuse first.
I remember you as "Manaphi".
Oh...
Takase said you as "Manaphi".
I thought it was weird.
That's why "Manaphi" came up and I changed it to "Takase".
That's why I'm looking at you like this.
You're changing it, right?
If you call me by my nickname, I won't feel distant from you.
So you can call me "Manaphi".
If you say it calmly like that...
It's like I don't know you.
By the way, there is also an opinion about the name.
Here it is!
It's here! "You won't call me by my nickname".
Who is it?
Oh!
Nibu-chan!
There are many members who are called by their nicknames.
I'm called "Nibu-san" or "Nibu".
I'm happy when I'm called by my nickname.
That's how it is.
For example, who do you envy?
"Sasami" or "Risei".
"Sasaki" and "Sasami", right?
By the way, what are you called by your members?
The most common one is "Nibu-chan".
Also "Buu-chan" or "Booboo".
"Booboo"?
"Booboo" has become "car" now.
"Booboo" has become "car".
"Nibu" and "Booboo" have become "Booboo" now, right?
Yes!
Really?
Why do you say that?
Because it's my nickname.
By the way, we all have nicknames, don't we?
That's right!
We just need to remember it.
There is a nickname that I like very much.
It's "kosakana".
If you say only "o" of "kosaka", it becomes "kosakana".
I see.
However, "kosaka" is not "kosakana".
It's a proper fish.
I see.
Well...
It's strange to call it "taigyo" because it seems like it.
However, "kosakana" has become "ariki".
"taigyo" is not enough to understand it.
Anyway, in order to shorten the distance in the future, let's call it "adama" as much as possible.
Now, let's move on to "the distance we felt".
Here it is!
Wakabayashi and Shunshi don't make eye contact.
That's not true.
If you talk too much and don't make eye contact...
It's rude.
It's rude!
As a co-star.
Who is this?
Oh, Shunshi and Wakabayashi don't make eye contact.
Has it ever happened to you?
When we were recording, Wakabayashi and Shunshi looked at me, but they didn't look at me.
Where did you look at me?
Around here.
She could see your tongue.
You were talking while looking up, weren't you?
What about the other members?
Wakabayashi, oh, you were there.
Now, when we are recording, we make eye contact and talk to each other, but...
Even when we come in, we say "yes, yes", like...
Look at all of our feet.
Is that what you do?
Is that what you do before you say "keep your distance"?
Look at all of our feet.
Wait, wait, wait.
You don't look at your own feet, you look at everyone's feet?
When I come in...
Good morning.
That's what it looks like, right?
There was a misunderstanding in the way you said it, but...
Well, it's kind of like that.
It's kind of like that.
I see.
We have proof of that.
I want to see it!
Let's take a look at it.
She's turning it around since she's in the studio.
Good morning.
She's turning it around.
Good morning.
Oh, it's this way.
Good morning.
No one's looking at her feet.
Good morning.
This way, please.
Good morning.
She's got a gun on her.
Did you cut your foot?
I cut it forward.
I'm sorry.
I see.
That's how it is.
Why is this show being aired?
I always think so, but...
By the way, you know, there's a young man's eye here.
What do you want him to do?
If you have an eye like that, what do you want him to do?
I want him to high-five me.
What kind of timing is that?
It's like, all of a sudden...
It's like you dropped it and it's hard to get it back.
It's like you don't have concentration.
Are there any others?
If you have eyes, you can talk.
Then, shall we go to Kakizaki?
Kakizaki...
Wait a minute!
Let's work!
Every time we meet eyes...
An old man and an idol on a show like this...
It's funny!
So, when Wakabayashi-kun is talking, it's funny.
But, when I'm talking...
No, it's funny!
When I say "come in", if you have eyes, you can do it next to me.
When I say "title call", you can do it next to me.
What kind of show is that?
No, it comes from an invisible angle.
When I'm talking...
Do you have eyes?
Then, shall we do it?
If you don't do it, you can't get closer.
She's not an idol in her teens!
It's funny!
She's cute!
There's a gesture when you have eyes that men would like you to do.
I think you should do it like this.
What is this?
When you're taking a break and you're talking...
You should do it like "you're number one".
What are you deciding now?
So, as a way of getting closer...
If you have eyes, you can do it next to me.
You want to communicate with me, don't you?
Shall we try it?
No, wait a minute!
Wh... wh... wh... why?
Somehow, today's recording is tough.
So, in the opening, if you have eyes with a member...
Please go ahead.
So, shall we start?
Today's plan is...
To get closer with Audrey!
Audrey!
So, you are number one.
Audrey!
Why do I have to fight?
Why do I have to do this today?
Because of the distance, you have to shrink your distance.
How do you like it?
I shrunk so much that I thought I'd do my best in class.
Class?
It's being recorded.
If you have an eye contact with a member, let's go ahead and take some action.
The distance is shrinking.
Is it shrinking?
The next episode is this one!
Even if Tsutomi were to stand up, we wouldn't know.
We need to reflect on ourselves.
Who is this?
I'm not good at this.
Oh, it's Hamagishi.
What does it mean?
Even if someone were to say something, only you two would get excited.
I'm not good at this, so I can't say hello.
There is another opinion.
The answer to the song "Hiragana" was ignored.
Who is this?
It was a pretty recent song, but it was completely ignored.
She's really angry.
That's a little sad, isn't it?
At the time, I don't think they had received the CD yet.
It was before it was released.
Before it was released?
Everyone was doing it at concerts, but it was before it was released.
I'm sure it was before it was released.
I've commented on an early song, and I've been asked what I was saying.
That's terrible.
You wanted people to say you were good at it, didn't you?
That's right. I was hoping for that kind of comment.
Let's take a look at the video.
I thought I'd give it a try, and if I stopped it, I'd be able to say it for a longer period of time than Suzuka.
"Nobuko" is...
Nobuko Ochiai?
You don't know her, do you?
No, I don't.
You've already asked her.
Can we start from Takamoto?
We'll start from Takamoto.
It's got to be Hamagishi!
It would be nice if we could start from Takamoto!
That's terrible!
The Buddha and Neptune...
That's boring!
And with that, the score is...
28 points!
You don't really have a sauna at home, do you?
No, I don't.
I don't have one at all.
This sauna...
What are you talking about?
Good night!
I don't get it at all!
You did your best!
I opened a fan shop in Sugamo.
You're an original fan, aren't you?
I can be an MC.
That's a good thing!
You're doing a good job!
OK, Matsuda-san!
I want to love you like an old man
Ah, this one!
Ah, this is terrible!
This is different!
OK, OK, OK!
Look at us fly higher than anyone else!
OK, OK, OK! I know!
Look at us fly higher than anyone else!
It's high, but it's not bad!
It's not wrong!
What you're saying is not wrong!
It's not wrong!
OK, OK, OK!
OK, how about it, Wakamatsu-san?
You know, we have some footage left.
As for the "look at us fly higher than anyone else",
I'm sorry, but I won't stop!
Ah, is that so?
I'm doing it for "the old man" in front of the TV!
"SEGA is good", "I'll beat you up", "NOB is good"
No matter how much you're mocked in the studio...
I won't lose to that expressionless "habagishi"
It seems like you won't stop saying "look at us fly higher than anyone else" in the future,
so please study by yourselves!
Next up is this!
Looking at Wakamatsu, you can tell which member you like!
It's fine, because I'm going to shake it all over the place...
and bring out each member's strengths.
I see, you don't mean that.
Definitely not.
Who is this?
Hmm, oh, Takase-kun
Yes.
I knew it like that.
I know you really like Takamoto and Kosaka.
And I think you like Tomita and Sasaki-kun in terms of variety.
Why? What do you think of me?
But just now, you said you remember me as "Wanafi" and asked me to call you "Wanafi",
and I was like "hmm, wait a minute", but you said "Kosakana" and I was like "oh, Kosakana" is good!
No, no, no, there's no such difference in speaking!
I think the time we're spending together is exactly the same.
I want you to put this in the cheering room.
The time we're spending together is exactly the same.
But I don't know if I really like otakus.
I'm worried about it.
You're worried about it?
Let's solve this problem. What's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
Does it look like that?
It looks like it.
I see otakus as women.
Isn't that good?
I want you to look at me like a man.
You're looking at me like a man.
What kind of eyes are you looking at me like?
You're looking at me like a man.
I see.
How about you, otakus?
I don't feel it at all.
I'm happy to be called an otaku.
You're right.
Everyone is weird.
Only you two think so.
Have you been caught?
Only you two think so. Have you been caught? Have you been caught?
This is embarrassing!
It's embarrassing that you've been caught!
It's not like that!
From now on, not only Takamoto Kosaka, but also other members should be manipulated!
Yes, there was also such an opinion against Wakabayashi-kun.
Here it is!
I read it for a long time.
I read "Diagonal Diagram" and found out that Wakabayashi's results were similar to mine.
I want to tell you my impressions of the book as soon as possible!
It's not a complaint, is it?
Who is this?
It's Kosaka!
Thank you for reading it for me!
Thank you!
I didn't think you'd read it for me!
I really like reading books.
I decided to read it, and when I read it, I really liked the way it was written.
It's similar to my personality.
I've always wanted to tell you that I've been thinking about life.
I've received impressions from various people, but I'm the happiest now!
Can I say something?
I have something I want to tell you, too.
I bought "Diagonal Diagram".
You bought it!
I bought it!
Did you read it?
I bought it!
How did you get in here?
After this, Katoshi has something special to say!
Then, let's move on to my episode.
Here it is!
Katsuya is not interested in humans.
This is not only for Hiragana.
It's for all over the world.
That's not true, though.
Who is this?
Yes.
Oh, Katoshi, what's up?
Eh, it's like...
I don't really feel the soul in the back of my eyes.
I see!
You don't feel human nature, do you?
Ah, it's like that.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like an A.I. or a robot.
It's like you're talking to Siri.
It's like...
You're just answering.
Like, "Hey, kasu?"
Hey, kasu?
No, it's how you say "kasu."
"Kasu" has a meaning.
Hey, kasu?
Now, let's continue.
The two of us felt a distance from Audrey.
Wait a minute!
Isn't "kasu" too short?
I'm a "go"!
"Kasu" is long, but my "kujo" is really long.
Hey, that's too much.
What do you think this is?
What should I do?
On days when I'm crying because I hate myself like this
Courage sinks to the top of the hill
It's only a few more months
Until I can wear uniform
I was stopped by my parents and teachers
They told me to look at reality more
If you give up something, it will be easier
I looked up at the future
The old train runs on the old rail
The old wheel sinks
The next world is on the new rail
Chase your dream, you should be able to run anywhere
Believe it and turn the wheel
After this, all members will watch Audrey's shocking video!
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