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"Snack Mao" returns!
Tonight's topic is...
"Snack Mao," which was popular last time, returns once more!
I don't think you can say "burikko" to burikko that's hard to say in real life.
Last time, we solved a member's real problems and learned a new side of them.
Tonight, we have a new member!
What kind of advice will the residents of "Snack Mao" give?
Bye-bye!
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This is Yokohama Port Future.
In the corner of the port city, there was a snack gathering of people with worries.
Tonight, another guest arrives in search of "Snack Mao."
- Hey, Patty. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine, but... - Are you okay?
By the way, do you have a boyfriend, Manamo-chan?
- No, I don't. - You do, don't you?
- No, I don't. It's embarrassing, so please don't. - That's right.
- You're so cute, but you don't have one. - Right?
- Someone, introduce me to someone nice. - You have high ideals.
- That's not true. - What type do you like?
- You mean my type? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I like people like you, Waka-chan! - No, no, no.
- No, Mama, it's not like that. - Waka-chan, I love you!
- No, it's not like that. - Master, what's wrong?
- Master, you're spaced out. - Master, be careful, okay?
- You'll get caught, right? - No, Mama, I'm sorry.
- Are you serious about what you're saying? - Have I ever joked about anything?
- Then what type do you like? - That's why I like people like you, Waka-chan!
- Hey, that's... - Master! What do you think you're doing?
- Stop it! - Master, you're spaced out, aren't you?
- Stop it, master! - Hey, that's...
- I like people like you, Waka-chan! - No, no, that's not it!
- Master! - Master! What's wrong with you, Master?!
- Master! - Master!
- Be careful! - I'm sorry!
- What have you been doing all this time? - I'm sorry!
Ouch!
- Master, are you okay?! - I'm sorry!
- Master! - Master!
- I'm sorry! - My precious song!
- Master, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Master!
- You're getting caught! - Master!
- It's my precious song, so don't do it! - Master, I'm sorry!
- That's not okay in front of the audience!
They found it!
- It's okay, people like you are amazing! - Thank you so much!
- Hey, master! - Master!
- Master!
- Oh, sorry! - Miku-chan!
- Welcome, Miku-chan! - Welcome, Miku-chan!
- Miku-chan? - That's right!
- Here's some Hiragana cake - Kanemura Miku-chan!
- There are so many girls from Hiragana - Yes, there are!
- They're so popular! - They say they love us!
Are you a fudugo, Kanemura-san?
Miku-chan!
She's so smart and can do anything. She can memorize dance moves in an instant.
She's a very popular idol! -That's amazing!
- She's very well-rated! - Yes!
There's a girl named Iguchi Mao, right? She's so grateful.
When we're in formation or when we're next to each other, she teaches us difficult moves in an instant.
- You have to memorize that, don't you? - Iguchi-san is crazy!
I practice a lot with him, but I'm bad at it and I laugh!
- She's very popular, isn't she? - That's what I'm saying! Listen to me!
When she's popular again, she's already depressed!
- That's not true! - Oh, my...
So, she's not a problem at all, right?
- You don't have any worries, do you? - No, I do have some worries.
- What's wrong? - I don't know my own character.
I'd like to find my own character in a place where I don't stand out.
- Your own character... - Yes.
What kind of character did you want to play until now?
Before I became an idol, my family and I talked about it.
Why don't you make your own character?
But I said, "No, I don't want to do that!"
So...
She's talking a lot!
So, I want to make my own character even though it's too late now.
I heard that Mao Ifuchi felt something connected with Yuka Kageyama.
In fact, Miku Kanemura joined Hiragana because of Yuka Kageyama.
So, until she came back, she followed Yuka Kageyama and became a genius.
When Yuka Kageyama grew up and came back,
Yuka Kageyama and Yuka Kanemura joined the quiz show as geniuses.
What do you think about Hiragana Keyaki's smart character?
If you're smart, you can say you know everything.
- What place did you get for your academic test? - I got 4th place.
In the end, I got 1st place because I pressed the buzzer early in the quiz.
I see.
That's a good character for you to study.
Do you have a character you want to play?
There's a character called Tomita.
He's called "paripi" from the beginning.
I envied him a lot.
I think he's an emcee named Wakabayashi.
He's funny.
I like him and ask him "What do you think about me?"
What's that way of saying?
Is that how you say it, Wakabayashi?
What do you think about me?
That's disgusting.
Because you're a paripi.
If you suddenly say it like that, I think it's because you're that kind of character.
But Wakabayashi, you say it all the time, don't you?
I think it's easier for me to say it if I have a characteristic.
I see.
- That's what you thought. - That's right.
Wakabayashi asked me this.
If our eyes meet, we can talk.
If we don't meet, we can't think of anything.
We can't think of anything.
I've heard of Audrey and Sanma before.
When they first met, they were looking at the ceiling all the time.
They didn't want their eyes to meet.
They were looking at the pillars in the back.
They didn't want their eyes to meet.
But when their eyes meet, they actually come.
When I was doing "Hiragana Oshi", I was sitting close to the MC.
So I was looking at Audrey during the break.
But she didn't notice me at all.
It's not like that. You should look at her more.
She was looking at you like you were blinking.
Do you ever feel like you should look at each other?
Mao doesn't think about anything.
It's funny even if you don't think about it.
It's just edited out.
Is that so? Wakabayashi-san said the same thing.
It's just edited out.
Do you have any advice for Kanemura-san?
Why did you name him Go-seven?
I'll read it.
From now on, train your body, Kanemura Kinmiku.
Go-seven-seven?
Train your body, right?
Is he a macho character?
Yes, he is.
His name is Miku, you know.
Doesn't he like something better than sushi?
I watch a lot of movies and listen to music.
What kind of music do you like?
I like rock music.
You like rock music, don't you?
Like Oniakko-san.
You like rock music, don't you?
How should I say "rock music" in Japanese?
You should say "rock music" every time you say it.
Sounds good.
My character is a little broken, though.
Let's have a toast at the end of the show.
Cheers!
I'm glad you solved your problem.
Let's keep up the good work.
People gather for a snack.
From that snack, they hear a fun singing voice.
What is it?
That's a weird way of saying it.
I got better, didn't I?
I heard you lowered the volume when you were recording.
Did I do that?
Iguchi did?
Yes, Iguchi did.
That's weird.
I heard she's having a hard time.
She's not good at singing and dancing.
She's not good at being an idol.
Singing and dancing aren't idols.
That's right! Why did I become an idol?
I heard she's thinking like that.
I heard she's thinking like that, Iguchi.
I think I should go home now.
You're leaving already?
Yes.
Don't go!
Don't go home!
I'll give you a lot of service.
I'll go home now.
Welcome!
It's Ayaka!
Ayaka.
Yes, this girl.
Hiragana Keyaki's Ayaka Takamoto.
She's the smallest member of the group and she's famous.
That's right.
Mom, what does Takamoto-san look like?
She looks like this.
She's a good woman who can take care of herself.
Really?
She's a good woman.
She's kind-hearted.
She doesn't look like she can't read the atmosphere.
She can really read the atmosphere.
She can read it.
She has a lot of surprises but she's the type of person who can make people stand up.
She can make people stand up.
She's full of good people.
She's a woman who can stand three steps back.
Really?
That's right.
So, Takamoto-san is popular.
Takamoto-san is popular.
Really?
That's right.
So you don't have any worries and you're having fun.
No, I don't have any worries.
What worries do you have?
On a show called "Hiragana Oshi", I took a language test.
Out of 19 people, I was 17th place.
Until now, I've been living in a range where I've been forgiven for being stupid.
But that test confirmed me to be stupid.
It's painful for me to live with that burden.
No, no, no.
It's painful for me to live like that.
But you couldn't help it.
You didn't know the problem.
I think that's a bad problem.
What a stupid way of starting!
You must have been frustrated.
Yes, I was frustrated.
I was told that I had seen this problem before.
But I have never seen this problem before.
When you were in middle school and high school, which class were you in?
It depends on the time and situation.
I won 3rd place in physics in my school year.
Wow!
Once!
You must have known a lot of things.
You must have known a lot of things like Japanese and history.
Yes, I did.
But you have common sense, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Yes, we do.
We talk a lot, but we have common sense.
Can I ask you a question?
If you don't know this, you will be in trouble.
No problem.
Where is the capital of the United States?
The capital is Washington.
Wow!
Wait!
I can do it!
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it!
I will ask you a difficult question.
What kind of fish's egg is katsumoko?
Fish!
I'm scared.
Mom, tell her!
Wasn't it cod?
It's cod, isn't it?
Mom, let's say it's cod.
What's cod?
There's something else besides cod.
There was codfish.
No, it's not.
Masa, what kind of fish's egg is katsumoko?
Katsumoko is gizzard.
Correct!
Gizzard?
By the way, I heard on the radio that
Audrey, who is a very popular comedian now,
She's not popular.
She's always popular.
They were flirting with each other while giving quizzes in a show called "Hiragana Oshi".
That's not true.
I saw it.
You saw it?
They were getting along very well.
Aya-chan brought the video today, didn't she?
Yes.
Let's watch it.
What do you mean she brought the video?
I didn't bring it.
There are four seas that make up the Japan Sea.
Japan Sea, East Shinagawa, Pacific Ocean...
One more.
The Pacific Ocean.
Correct!
The three major reforms of the Edo period were the reform of security, the reform of the tempo...
Correct!
That's too cute!
This is cyber, isn't it?
We can't show this kind of video. This is cyber.
It's different today, isn't it? We have to solve Takamatsu-san's problems.
That's right.
Next time, you should study hard so you can get into the top class for your academic test.
I can't do it without a teacher.
Who was the smartest one?
Manamo-chan.
That's right!
Why don't you teach her at home?
That's right. Manamo-chan used to be a teacher.
Then you can teach her.
That's right.
Is she still stupid now?
It can't be helped. She's 17th out of 19.
Can you teach her at home, Takamatsu-san? She's worried about you.
Yes, yes.
On the TV...
A little good but terrible idiot.
This is for you, Takamatsu-san.
I can give you a quiz.
A little good but terrible idiot.
I see.
A little good but terrible idiot.
You can watch it on TV.
You can say "a little good but terrible idiot."
What do you think of it?
Why don't you say it?
If you say "a little good but terrible idiot,"
"a little good but terrible idiot" is the worst.
It's the worst.
Besides, you're cute, so it's okay.
Let's toast.
You're so mean.
Okay.
Cheers!
It can't be helped.
But you're cute, Aya-chan.
It's too late for that, you idiot!
"You idiot" at the end.
- Welcome. - Huh?
- There's only one master. - Oh, they're going shopping now.
- Oh, they're going shopping. I see, I see. - Yes.
- What would you like to drink? - Hmm... I guess I'll have water split.
- There's only one master now, right? - Yes, they're going shopping now.
- I asked you earlier, but can I ask you something? - What is it?
- You know... - Yes?
- Don't you have a suspicious relationship with your mom lately? - What?
- I think you two have a strange sense of distance. - No, we don't.
- You were like that when you came in the other day, and you're always in the counter like this.
- Like "tsun-tsun" or something like that. - Please don't say that.
- Oh, I'm sorry! - You're upset like you wrote it in a book.
- No, no, I'm sorry. My hands are a little... I'm sorry. I thought it was a weapon.
- I know that, but you like your mom, don't you? - No, no, I really...
- But still, that kind of relationship is bad. - That's not true!
- You're the one who drinks it!
- You're thirsty for video games. - If you like it, you like it.
- I actually want to intercourse with you. That's how much I want it.
- What? You don't think so? - I don't think so.
- No, that's not it. You're the one who's drinking it.
- You're the one who's drinking it! - I'm sorry!
- Well, later, okay? - I'm going to drink it.
- What are you doing?! - I'm sorry!
- What are you doing?! Baby, baby, you don't have to pick it up. I'll do it.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Don't break the store, okay? - I'm sorry!
- You're really clumsy, really clumsy. - You're cute, aren't you?
- Am I cute? - You're cute, aren't you?
- Well, it's a little troublesome because it's a video game. - Mom's like that, too.
- She's not like that now. - She's not like that.
- I wish I had a good person like you, baby. - Well, you always say that, but...
- Damn it! - Dad! Stop it!
- What's wrong with you? - You're really bad!
- I can't sneeze! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I can't sneeze!
- You know, you've been getting scolded for sneezing since you were little.
- I can't sneeze! - I'm sorry!
- Oh! Welcome! It's Konoka! - It's been a while!
- And also... - Oh, yes! Hiragana Keyaki's Konoka Matsuda!
- What kind of girl is Matsuda-san? - Matsuda-san is also...
- She's versatile and there's not a single thing she can't do! - That's right!
- She's good at ballet, she's good at singing, she can do improvisation dancing...
- She can do anything! She can even play the guitar! - What?! She can play the guitar?!
- She's a surprising girl! - She can do a lot of things! She's an artist!
- Yes! She can also do crazy things! - What kind of crazy things does she do?
- "From now on, I'm going to sing, so you have to dance to it!"
- She can do such difficult things?! I want to see it!
- Can't you do the role of Mr. Iguchi on stage?
- Mama, mama, show me that!
- It's true that I watch "Hiragana" too, but it has a variety of feelings, doesn't it?
- What should we do? - What should we do?
- We'll sing, okay? Here we go!
- Three, two, one, go!
- Please continue to take care of me!
- Please laugh and forgive me for being like this!
- Please always treasure me!
- Forever, I will...
Wow!
- You match it with the lyrics! - Yes!
- You can do anything, right? - That's right!
Then you just have to keep going, right?
- There's no problem, right? - Huh? Do you have any worries?
I always worry about my catchphrase.
At first, I just said "I like natto, so I love natto."
- But I don't like it. - You don't like it?
I don't think there are many people who like natto.
- You mean you don't have a good catchphrase? - No.
I see...
But what I just thought of is...
Don't call me crazy, I don't like it at all.
For example, people who shake their hands and sing.
- It's hard, but... - That's right! It's really hard!
It's hard, but...
But if people in the audience say "Don't call me crazy, I don't like it at all."
- I think they will say "Don't call me crazy, I don't like it at all." - I think it's really good, but...
- I want you to have a unique catchphrase. - I'm sorry.
- I want you to express yourself more. - Where are you from?
- I'm from Kyoto. - So you like unique catchphrases.
I like unique catchphrases, but...
But Hiragana Keiki is the only one in Kyoto.
- That's why I like Kyoto dialect. - That's right.
"Oideyasu, I'm Konoka Matsuda." Is it too easy and not good?
- "Oideyasu"? - "Oideyasu"? Wasn't it Kyoto?
- "Oideyasu" is good, but... - "Oideyasu" is not good, either.
- If you like something, you can start from there. - If you like something...
- I like playing the guitar. - Isn't it good?
I like a wilder catchphrase with the guitar.
Omae no genki, Mazda Konoka.
- Wow! That's great! - It's good.
It's really good. It has a big impact.
Matsuda, is there a good catchphrase with the guitar?
A guitar and a ballet dance.
"Guitar and dance" by Matsu and Kono.
- Please wear a jersey. - Okay.
- Red and blue. - To pay homage to Mr. Tetton.
- Please wear a red and blue jersey. - Okay.
Will I look like a pervert?
- You want to do it in the original way. - That's right.
- It's difficult. - I see.
I want you to play the guitar.
It must be hard for you.
Master, please read it for Mr. Matsuda.
I'll read it.
For a while, be patient with the natto thing.
Natto is good.
You'll find it eventually.
In the meantime.
For a while, be patient with the natto thing.
Natto is not a lie.
Some people like natto.
Did you feel better?
Yes, I did.
I'm glad.
You're the best, Master.
Thank you.
When I inhaled the match, I floated in the darkness.
The last flash of fireworks you pick up with your fingertips.
Is it okay to light it up now?
If this is over, the moonlight will be the only thing that makes love invisible.
So I paid attention to the direction of the wind and made time while fluttering.
The two of us crouched down and got smaller and smaller.
At night, both of us have the same gaze.
Oh, we can understand each other's feelings.
It burns for a day and opens for a day.
Fireworks illuminate my heart.
Oh, one summer has passed and the sun has set.
Oh, what has changed?
I go back to the city and live a normal life.
When I go back today, I'll know.
I can't forget what's fleeting.
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