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Hiragana Fall
Shoot!
"Hiragana Fall" has just started.
We are members of "Hiragana" who are energetic today.
Bye-bye!
She's reborn. She's changed.
The show has just begun.
Tonight's topic is...
"Anything Ranking"!
This time, we conducted a survey on various topics.
We chose interesting topics and announced them in a ranking format.
It's a novel topic.
It's not novel. This show has a lot of surveys.
Nina-san wrote a survey for us.
I noticed that many of you are bad-tempered.
I didn't expect that.
This show is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and many other sponsors.
I'll do my best.
"Anything Ranking" will be announced now!
First of all...
"Anything Ranking" for members who are good at dancing!
Welcome!
Thank you for having us.
This is an important topic for idols.
We have a live show later.
You all want to be number one, don't you?
Yes.
Do you want to be recognized by your friends?
Yes.
Let's look at the number of votes first.
Here it is!
Anything Ranking
Welcome!
There are seven people who are bad-tempered.
It's not that bad.
All of you voted for number 19.
Yes.
I watch all the shows.
I sometimes listen to songs.
Yes, you do.
I'm good at singing and dancing.
You're good at dancing and singing.
She's good at dancing and dancing.
Who is it?
Do you want to know who it is?
I can't tell you because it's before the announcement.
I see.
You're good at singing and dancing.
I'm good at singing and dancing.
I like singing and dancing the most.
What do you think about that?
Yes.
People are wondering if you're really good at singing and dancing.
People are already doubting me.
Yes.
Let's look at the third place.
Yes.
The third place is...
This member!
Oh! Kyoko Sado!
She's the captain.
Yes.
By the way, what do you think of these two?
I feel like I'm in the third place.
Do you think you might have been higher?
I didn't think of anything, but I feel like I'm in the third place.
Don't say you didn't think of anything.
How about you, captain? You're in the third place.
I feel like I'm in the third place.
Concentrate more.
Let's get excited.
Yes.
Let's look at the second place.
Here it is!
In that sense...
Four votes!
She has strong habits, but her dancing is the best.
Does she have strong habits?
She has strong habits.
Sometimes she has strong habits, but her dancing is the best.
But you're happy, aren't you?
Because the four of you think so.
Yes.
Well, let's go.
Let's look at the first place.
The first place is...
Here it is!
Higashimura!
Seven votes!
She's small, but she has a lot of presence.
Otake says so.
She has a lot of that.
She's small, but she has a lot of power.
Hiphop is Higashimura Mei.
I've never seen hiphop before.
She's small, but she has a lot of presence.
I want to see it.
Is it okay?
It's like a winning round.
Show me your winning dance.
Now, let's see Hiragana's best dancing.
Music, start!
What should I do?
What? Where is it?
I don't know.
Please stop it for a moment.
Stop!
What's going on?
Why did you get hit?
What's wrong?
What's going on?
I can't do it alone.
Alone?
As expected, you can do a beautiful dance with a member.
I see.
If you get attention alone, you can't move well.
So, following the dance's good ranking, second and third place, double Sasaki will try again!
Yes.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Oh, wonderful.
Hold it.
It's wonderful.
It's a dance worthy of first place.
Either way, if you dance, you dance.
If you don't dance, you don't dance.
Stop in the middle.
In the actual live performance,
Higashimura is performing a sparkling dance like someone else's.
If you are interested, please check out the details at the live venue.
[Dance is a bad member]
Let's continue.
"Dance is a bad member" ranking!
It's this one.
It's a great result.
This one!
It's a tie! 16 seconds!
It's a tie!
By the way, it's 2 against 3.
It's like "maybe it's me".
Oh, it's Katoshi.
It's really slow to remember, so I think it's one of the three.
I see.
I'm sure it's not first place.
Yes.
I feel confident.
Do you have in your head that it's first place?
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's 16 seconds.
It's a tie.
Shall we start with second place?
Let's do it!
The third place is...
This one!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Takase, Kane, Kanemura, Hamagishi...
Who put it in?
Huh? Huh?
Who put it in?
You're curious about who's in first place, aren't you?
But you know what?
You can't remember Hamagishi forever.
Because Hamagishi put it in himself.
Hamagishi.
I see.
It means I'm not confident.
And Kanemura doesn't have a shaft or a tube.
Kanemura put it in himself.
Does that mean Takase has the same pattern?
That's right.
Because Takase's movement is unique...
Ushio put it in himself.
You did it!
No, it's not like that. I dance quite often up close, and my movements are a little unique.
It's not that I'm bad at it, it's just that I'm unique.
But you see, she thinks you're bad at asking questions.
It's not like you're bad at dancing.
I was a little confused about who was in first place.
Oh, there was someone in first place.
But I thought maybe everyone would put me in first place.
I thought I was cute, so I thought I'd look for someone else.
That's why you put someone unique in first place.
Yeah, you put me in first place.
So you're okay with what I just said, right?
Well...
Not at all.
What do you think of what I just said?
But you're right, people say I'm unique, so I'm okay with it.
I see.
I didn't want you to stay in first place.
I could have hit you in the elbow.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Please don't.
Okay, here's the announcement of first place.
Shall we?
Let's go.
First place...
This member!
Iguchi!
There you are, Mao Iguchi.
Yes!
This studio is not surprising at all.
There's no "eh" or anything like that.
Yeah, you're not surprised at all, either.
I thought I'd be chosen.
Oh, really?
I didn't know.
Did you put me in first place?
No, I didn't.
Huh?
Oh, I put myself in first place!
Yeah, there's no one else in second place.
You don't have to say their names.
It's all of them.
Like the person you just mentioned.
It's all of them.
But I'm curious about what kind of opinions they had.
Are you curious about it?
Yes.
Iguchi, is it okay for you to say anything?
It's totally fine.
Your movement is not like a normal human.
Takamoto.
I'm often told that.
I'm working hard, but...
Kyoko Saito.
I feel your kindness.
There are times when you are amazing in many ways.
Osaka.
Osaka is like that, but they look at you with unpleasant eyes.
They look at you with mean eyes.
They say you are amazing in many ways.
I've been eating a lot.
Let's check how bad their dancing is with the VTR that the show has organized.
What is it? It's a different one.
No, no, no! Help me! Help me! Really, help me!
No, no, no! I really don't like it!
Hey, no, no, no!
Oh, gross!
Gross! Gross!
No! Help me!
Gross! Gross!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
I really don't like it!
There are people like this?!
This is amazing!
Watch out! Watch out! Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
Are you mad?
Are you conscious of anything?
Compared to first place,
her face is scary!
Her face is scary!
She's not conscious of anything.
My stomach hurts! My stomach hurts!
She's looking at you!
She's really looking at you!
She's looking back at you!
I don't like it!
My stomach hurts!
Of course,
dancing is fine,
but your eyes are blurry.
I think you're a little evil.
You should pay for that.
Something like that.
Oh my god!
Hey!
Are you okay?
My heart is pounding.
It's not a heart attack, is it?
It's necessary.
When I was an idol, my soul was out of my body.
If you are interested in "soul out of body dance", please check it out at the concert hall!
Next, group member ranking!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you, too.
Damn it!
But it's too much, isn't it?
Well, it's Yoshia's style, so I don't know what kind of opinions are coming.
First of all, let's take a look at the votes.
Here are the votes!
Huh?
Ten votes, nine votes.
It's all of them!
Oh, that's right.
Who do you think is chosen?
Huh?
Kokizaki has given up.
Kokizaki.
Who do you think is chosen?
I feel like I'm being told a lot, so I think it's me.
I see.
You're being told, members.
I'm usually told.
Is Kokizaki chosen?
And who is the other one?
Let's start with second place.
Yes.
Miyata!
Nine votes.
Oh, how do you feel about being chosen?
Well, I had an idea.
Oh, really?
Give me your hand.
I asked you.
But I thought it might be different, so I might not be chosen if I don't say anything.
What kind of way is that?
The survey is over.
It's over.
The way you apply lipstick is weird.
Tamagishi.
How do you do it?
Miyata, can you show me how you apply lipstick?
Try it.
This is funny.
Something is weird.
This is funny.
What's wrong with it?
Well, I don't know.
Show me one more time.
Show me slowly.
Show me quite slowly.
Why do you tilt your head?
I don't know what you're talking about, Amagi-san.
Amagi-san taught me something good.
And when you gave me a lecture on how to handle a handshake,
I thought you were a terrible person.
Watanabe told me about you.
Watanabe-san, what do you mean?
When I had a handshake,
when my fans told me like this,
How should I respond?
You're already a professional, so just give it back like this.
She made me look like one of her fans and did it for me.
And I was like "Wow!"
I thought you were amazing.
I want to see Miyata-san's handshake.
Iguchi, can you do it for your fans?
Yes!
Let's start the handshake!
I missed you so much!
Thank you!
I love you!
I love you, too!
She's so cute!
Your mom is cute, too!
I don't want to go home yet!
I don't want to give you back, either!
What should I do?
I'll hold your hand forever!
What should I do?
She took it off!
Really?
Really, Miyata?
Thank you!
Amazing!
The winner of this battle is...
This person!
It's Kakizaki!
I knew it!
It's exactly as he said.
I wonder what it means.
When there's a camera, he always does a wink or a "nyanyan" pose.
That's what Takase says.
For example, when there's only one camera and we're talking side by side,
when I'm talking, he does a "nyanyan" pose next to me.
You're talking, Takase?
I want to see it. Can I?
Then, please enjoy Kakizaki's incredible wink.
Ready, start!
Recently, I went out with Memi.
It was really...
I went out to eat a delicious parfait.
It was very delicious.
It was delicious!
I went out to eat this parfait.
"You want to go, don't you?" "Yes, I do!" "Yes, I have been there."
Besides, you said you would go for a bubble tea next time.
"Bubble tea?" "It has nothing to do with it!"
"It's like a new kind of manzai." "Yes, it is."
I don't want to do something like this next to you. You didn't listen to me at all.
When I realized it, I was doing a wink and playing the piano.
I was trying my best to talk, but in the end I was like, 'Mimi-tan, you are cute!'
"That's right. I want you to listen to me talk." "It's hard for me."
What about you, Kakezaki-san, do you like about other members?
"Sasaku is nodding." "Sasaku is pretty irritated."
"What do you mean?" "When we see each other, he is like..."
"And also..." "It's funny, though."
"His face is like he is breathing in." "Breathing in?"
What kind of face is that?
When we are taking selfies, we all make cute faces, right?
And his face is like...
Does it go back?
"Does it go back?" "It does!"
And he is like, 'Isn't my tear bag going to explode?'
"He puts a lot of effort into it." "Does he put a lot of effort into it?"
It's like that when we are dancing, too.
"Everyone is nodding, but do you know that face?" "I know it now."
"How is it?" "How is it?"
By the way, why did you know it just now?
"Where were you looking at?" "We were talking about you."
"No, I didn't know it." "No, I didn't know it."
"I wonder what this is about." "Yes."
Kosaka says, 'You will always stick with someone.'
"What does this mean?" "Huh? What's wrong?"
"Huh? Did you wink just now?" "Kakezaki, concentrate!"
The old man is turning it.
"Are you going to get in trouble?" "The other MCs were like this during the show."
Who did you put "kakizaki" in for?
I put it in for...
Mano?
You put it in for her, didn't you?
Oh, she said it.
She said "kakizaki" to Miyataka Kakizaki.
She says she's always tricky.
Sometimes she makes fun of herself.
Does it look like that when you see it from "kakizaki"?
I think she's a little different from me.
By the way, what kind of "buriko" is "kakizaki"?
For me, it's a "buriko" that's easy to understand, like when I wink or say "nyaaan".
An easy-to-understand "buriko", huh?
What about you, Miyata?
For Mano, each and every gesture is "azatoi".
"Azatoi"?
It's like a person who compressed every gesture that makes a girl look cute.
It's like someone calculated it and made it look cute.
But I think "kakizaki" is better.
Miyata and Kakizaki, stand in front of me and decide which gesture is "buriko".
This is a "buriko" freestyle battle.
What?
Face the camera and do "buriko" together.
I don't want to!
Please do it.
Should we have the cameraman decide it for us?
That's right!
Let's see which gesture is longer.
Should we have the winner decide it for us?
Like "this one"?
No, no.
Yurufu is the cameraman.
Right?
He's a stylish cameraman.
After this, a legend is born in the "buriko" freestyle battle!
Well then, Takisaki vs. Miyata, "buriko" freestyle battle begins!
"Buriko" battle...
Starts!
What's that?
It's a woman!
Oh no!
She's beautiful.
She's funny.
She's definitely a "buriko" dancer.
Oh, nice.
Oh, she's getting closer and closer!
Miyata is getting closer and closer!
What kind of situation is this?
Miyata, you're cute!
You're cute!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Let's dance!
You're cute!
This is a draw!
This was a good match!
She pulled me off with the same degree of difficulty.
It took me a whole night to win.
Are you two calling each other?
What are you calling for?
Takisaki called me all of a sudden!
Come on, come on, come on!
"Hey, there's "buriko", so come on, come on, come on!"
"Hey, "buriko", let's do it! Come on, come on, come on!"
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
This is interesting!
Ryuha was different!
Let's decide on a match someday!
Let's get an audience together!
That's right!
It's strange how people talk behind my back
They always say something
It's more honest than proper words
I don't stand in front of people
People know my true feelings
I'm not that kind of vessel
I don't want to aim for it
It's easier to follow someone's footsteps
Life is being washed away by crowds of people
But one day I'll realize
That I can't see what's ahead of me
No matter how hard I try to reach out
My back is in the way of my gaze
It's for the best, it's for the best
It's my first time having faith
I don't want to lose
After this, we'll show you our recent rankings!
Also, we'll show you our hidden tricks in the dressing room!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Next week, we'll show you our interesting rankings!
What's with that face?!
Obviously, we'll show you our members' unknown faces!
Also, we'll show you our hidden tricks in the dressing room!
Kiragana's biological big explosion!