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Tonight is the second half of Hiragana Kyaki's academic test!
Where do you smoke?
I burned there.
Last time, an unexpected new answer came out.
Will it be the first paper test and the last one?
And...
Can you read it?
Donkey Jr.
It brings back memories.
A race to determine who's number one will be held!
Tonight, an intelligent center and a stupid center will be born!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
I'm Kamaki.
What's this?
...the following sponsors.
Here are the intelligent members announced last time and the stupid members.
Who will be the first ones to give out new answers?
Raise your hand if you think it's purple and not me.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
If you think there are seven of you, you're mistaken.
That's right.
Let's start with number five.
Let's go with number five!
Intelligent top five!
The first ones to rank up are...
Number five...
Masa Miyo!
Nice!
Wow! Your math is amazing! 19 points!
I'm good at math.
Matsuda is good at math.
She got top 19 points in math among members.
She ranks in 5th place!
I thought Saito Kyoko is 5th place, but isn't it already purple zone?
No, isn't it 4th place?
4th place?
Then, Saito Kyoko is here.
Then, Kasuga-san, please.
Shall we go?
Is Saito's prediction right?
The one who ranks in 4th place is...
Kanemura!
Kanemura Miku ranks in 4th place.
She's good at math.
She's good at science.
Kanemura is good at math.
Not only frogs, but also young fireflies are correct!
Saito Kyoko may not be in yellow zone anymore.
No, she's not.
Is she a city?
On the contrary, is she a city?
Well, well, well...
No, no, she's in the top 3!
I can still tell that she has hope.
But, she didn't say it earlier, but she said "Australopithecus".
It's a human problem.
It's a social problem.
Then, Kasuga-san...
Here we go!
Saito's absolute confidence.
Will it become reality?
It's true!
Wow!
Takase!
I thought you would be around here.
No, I didn't know much about Japan, so I thought we would meet more often.
Oh, I see!
Returning from England, Takase!
If you don't know Japanese idioms, you won't know anything but English questions!
You'll get an English top!
By the way, who hasn't been called yet?
Ah, over there...
But among these members, two smart people were told to choose.
That's right, you can choose right away.
Who is in second place?
Second place goes to Sakaguchi!
Captain!
Captain, this is a big deal!
Well done!
As expected of the captain in charge of the group!
The only correct answer for social value laws!
Paper test, well done, you're in second place!
It's been eight years since I was in middle school.
And I'm still in second place...
You're still in your head, even though you're a little stuck in your nose.
That means you have a good memory.
As a leader, you have a lot of confidence.
By the way, you have to put all of this in.
Thank you for waiting!
Paper test, first place announcement!
Yes, sir!
The first place announcement is...
This person!
Miyata Miyo!
- Of course! - Of course!
- How did you score? - Amazing!
- Amazing! Mathematics and Japanese! - I'm so happy!
An average of 4.9 points!
Using basic Japanese as a test, Miyata showed off her knowledge of literature and scored 16 points!
She won first place!
You must have had a hard time, right?
I was so anxious. I was told to write numbers in English, but I couldn't write "one"!
I thought it was a terrible score.
- Did you think you had a chance of getting purple? - No, I didn't!
- Then you must have thought you were in first place! - Yeah, when "two" came up.
As you can see, the top members of the paper test are...
Let's move on to the final round of the top five!
First of all, we'll do a quick quiz to decide who's smarter.
From the left, we have a total of 10 numbers.
If you get one question right, you'll rank up two places!
That's right! Even if you're in fifth place, if you get two questions right, you'll rank up!
Each and every question will be a key to ranking up!
Let's get started!
Question!
Although it is a wall separating East Germany and West Germany, which collapsed in 1989...
- Oh, Kanemura! - It's a Berlin Wall!
- That's right! - Oh, it went up! - Two went up!
Kanemura is in second place!
- Captain, you can't do it! You're in third place! - I'm in third place!
Let's move on!
Last supper of the day...
Who represents the Renaissance known in Mona Lisa?
- Atri! - Captain!
- Picasso!
- Me! - Leonardo da Vinci!
- Correct!
- You're in first place!
- Miyata is in first place!
- That's right!
- That's Miyata!
- That's interesting!
- Let's move on!
- It's registered as a world heritage.
- Its total length is more than 8,000 km.
- Oh, it's Cuba!
- Bali's peak!
- You're in first place!
- Who pushed it?
- Don't push it because you're frustrated!
- Let's move on to the next question!
- Which country hosted the first modern olympics?
- Modern olympics...
- That's right, Miyata! - Greece!
- Once again, Miyata is in first place!
- Oh, it's back!
- It's a head heat!
- Let's move on to the fifth question!
- Will the fifth place master be correct?
- Kanemura is in second place again!
- It's back!
- Kanemura is strong!
- Chiba!
- Correct!
- Time is money?
- Correct!
- Shibashi, Kumi, Miyata, Kanemura...
- Three times in a row!
- Let's move on to the next question!
- When you line up 50 prefectures in Japan,
- the first one you see is Aichi prefecture,
- but the last one you see is...
- Shizaki, Kumi! - Wakayama?
- Correct!
- Once again, Shizaki, Kumi is in first place!
- Oh, it's a head heat!
There are only two questions left.
Everyone still has a chance.
If you don't make it to the third place...
Takase can't make it to the first place at all.
Now, the last two questions.
Let's go!
Question.
"ami" in kanji means "fourteenth dimension".
Then, "tsuna" in kanji means "what dimension"?
Fourteenth dimension.
Correct!
Now, Shizaki and Kumi are in fourth place!
There is only one question left.
Who will win the title of smart center?
Now, the last question will decide who will win, Godzilla.
Question.
There are three prefectures in Japan that start with "fuku".
Fukushima Prefecture.
Fukuoka Prefecture.
Now, Kanemura-san, please answer!
Fukui Prefecture.
Correct!
So, the first smart center goes to Kanemura!
That was fast!
As expected of a male!
It's a shame that only males can speed up.
So, Kanemura, who turned things around by speeding up,
becomes the first smart center!
Now, let's decide who will become the first smart center!
Who do you think is at a disadvantage?
I'm sure it's not me. I'm twenty-one years old.
You're at the top, aren't you?
Who do you think is at a disadvantage, Hamagi-shi?
Kyoko-san.
I understand.
Let's see.
Fifteenth place.
Who is at a disadvantage?
It's been a while!
Higashimura is 15th!
15th!
The gap between Aiguchi and me is...
Well, well, well...
Unfortunately, Higashimura has become an idiot range due to the gap.
Let's learn a little more national language ability!
Next, 16th!
The one who avoided idiot 3 is...
Oh!
It's Sasaki Mine!
Sasaki Mine was here!
That's right!
She has one national language ability, two English abilities, and a difficulty in vocabulary,
but she got 11 points in mathematics!
She avoided idiot 3!
This is frustrating!
But it wasn't the lowest rank, so I'm glad.
Oh, you wanted to avoid only the lowest rank!
Yes!
There's not much of a difference in scores, is there?
If that's the case, 17th, 18th and 19th will be idiot 3, right?
Can you three raise your hands?
There are three people left.
No, please raise your hands!
It's impossible to avoid from here!
Let's go!
Idiot 3!
First of all...
It's Otake!
Oh, Otake is 17th!
Otake...
Oh, it's 0!
It's 0, isn't it?
Takamoto, one of the best in "obaka 3".
He has been showing off his human answers without hesitation.
And he got 0 points for the first time in Japanese this time.
He is one of the proud "obaka top 3".
But I really did a lot of things.
So, something is really weird.
What did you do?
It's definitely weird.
It's not weird.
You are counting properly.
It's sad, it's sad.
Now, there are only two people left.
Saito and Hamagishi have a one-on-one battle, but...
Before we announce it, let's see their answers one more time.
Let's see how good they are.
First of all, Saito.
Saito's answer for the question "Make foxes into English" is...
"corn".
"fox-corn".
And I asked Mikazuki-mo, a beautiful creature, for his answer.
His answer is...
"edamame".
And, Hamagishi-san.
People bought toilet paper because of the current trend.
It's "bakugai".
And there was a question in Japanese that said "make a dog out of a hair".
Here it is.
"Make a dog out of a hair".
I actually had a dog, so I did it.
Hamagishi-san.
It's your story.
I've done it before.
Their skills are excellent.
Will they meet again?
I'll say it at the same time!
Sounds good! I'll announce it!
No! No! No!
Will they meet again?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
It's him!
Yes!
What are you doing, 20th place?
You're 20th place!
Kyoko Saito-san, do you agree with this score?
But there's one thing about social australopithecus...
How many times do I have to say it?!
You said it in the hallway, too!
When I was washing my hands in the bathroom, I heard "australopithecus"...
I was like "what are you talking about?!"
I thought it was annoying...
Sometimes you couldn't tell.
But I want to make an excuse.
I was told to do this lesson for 60 minutes, and I fell asleep...
You're blaming yourself for falling asleep.
I didn't have much time, and I was like "let's just write something."
What kind of excuse is that?!
What would you have said if you hadn't fallen asleep?
I think I could have gotten first place.
Let's see what you can do!
The Obaka Center Finals begins now!
The rules of the fast-paced battle are...
You each get a total of 10 points for each question.
Each time you answer a question correctly...
One of you will get 3 points!
You can add points to your score.
Until you get a chime to let you know you've answered one question correctly...
You'll take each other's points.
It's like a survival match!
But Kasuga-san...
If you do that, you'll end up with a tie.
But you won't get any points.
If you lose, you won't get any points.
Okay, everyone? Are the rules okay?
Yes.
Let's go!
First question!
Question!
If you were to grab something violently...
What would you grab, say, a bird?
A zombie!
I'd grab a horse!
Alright!
Not bad!
Now, Hamagishi dance has come out!
Hamagishi dance!
Wow, it's hard to see Hamagishi dance!
And Takamoto's "tonbi" three times in a row!
"tonbi" "tonbi" "tonbi"!
It's coming up!
Now!
Now, Hamagishi-san!
Whose score would you like to receive?
Kyoko-san's!
That means...
Taking 3 points and getting 3 points back...
Ah! That's right!
Replacement!
From Saito-san to Kyoko-san...
We've gotten closer to the Obaka Center!
I see!
Now, let's continue!
The next question is...
In English...
Mouth is a mouse.
Now...
What do you call "teeth"?
"Teeth"...
It can't be...
It's "teeth".
It can't be...
Oh! Here comes Kyoko Saito!
"Mouse"!
She's saying it! She's saying it!
"Mouth" is "mouse" and "teeth" is "mouse".
Is there such a thing?
Oh! Higashimura!
"Tooth" like... "Tooth"...
"Tooth" like...
Correct!
Correct! Wonderful!
You did it, Higashimura!
You did it!
Who will get the score?
What should I do?
Who will get the score?
What should I do?
If you want me to get the score...
Takamoto and Higashimura always get along well.
So...
Really? Really?
Really? It's okay?
Don't do it!
Higashimura, what will you do? Will you give up?
Yes.
Takamoto, will you do it?
Takamoto will get the score.
It's good that you, Higashimura, got the score from Kyoko Saito.
Don't make me laugh!
Takamoto, when you can't hear me, you always want me to translate for you.
I won't do anything.
Don't do it!
Takamoto is a guardian of Higashimura.
I will get it back.
It's not over yet!
This is terrible!
The Budou and Neptuneman...
Takamoto and Higashimura...
So, Higashimura got 28 points.
Here is the next question.
Question.
In 2017, the government proposed...
At the end of the month, on Friday,
to finish work early and go shopping or travel...
Here it is!
Well...
Super Friday?
No!
Super Friday!
No!
Premium Friday!
That's correct!
You did it!
That's great! Premium Friday!
Did you know about it?
Yes, I did.
Yes, yes. Who will get the points first?
This is important.
Let's start with Kyoko.
Oh, Kyoko Saito!
This is bad!
They are back together again!
Sasaki Mirei has caught up with Kyoko.
She doesn't want to be alone anymore.
That's right.
Here is the next question.
If you pay 1060 yen, how much will you get back?
Here it is!
Kyoko Saito!
9900 yen?
Wait a minute.
8900 yen!
That's correct!
The otake has caught up with Kyoko.
It's 8900 yen!
Now, Takamoto.
Who will go first?
Higashimura.
Higashimura?
Stop it!
Here is the next question.
A radio DJ.
Without abbreviating this DJ...
Without abbreviating it?
Well...
Director Japan.
Director Japan!
Kazuma-san, it's Director Japan.
So it's an American DA, right?
Director America.
It's Director.
Another person.
Director Judge.
Yes.
Dining Junior.
The son of a restaurant owner.
He's the president of the second restaurant, right?
Yes.
Don't Joke.
Don't Joke!
Don't say "don't joke"!
Be serious!
That's what FM does.
Don't mess with me!
Yes.
Donkey Junior.
Donkey Junior!
I miss Donkey Kong Junior.
I want to do it again.
It's Donkey Kong Junior.
Come on!
Let's stop it!
We don't have much time left.
I don't think we'll have any more questions.
Kazuma-san, what is a DJ?
Disk Jockey.
Yes.
Disk Jockey.
You should have told me, Saito Kyoko.
Disk Jockey.
Yes.
Don't lie!
I'm sure it's the first time you've heard of it.
Let's move on to the next question.
What is "kos" in cosplay?
There it is!
Um...
Cosplayer.
Incorrect!
What a waste of time!
Listen to me!
What is "kos" in cosplay?
Costume.
Correct!
You said it!
That's great!
That was close!
"Kos" in cosplay is "cosplayer."
Saito Kyoko is back in third place.
Who will go first?
Hamagishi.
Why me?!
Hamagishi is in 11th place.
He's back in third place.
This is the final question.
There's only one more question left.
If Hamagishi gets it right and Saito gets it wrong...
Is it okay for someone else to get it right?
If Saito gets it right,
it'll be ten points.
So if Hamagishi...
If someone else gets it right and Saito gets it wrong,
there's a pattern like that.
So if Higashimura, Mirei and Otake
have personal grudges against Saito...
If these three get it right and get it right,
Saito will automatically
reunite.
It's like a meeting.
And now...
It's the final question.
Can Saito get it right?
Can you light up my heart?
If you are the sun, I want a little light in this dark world.
The window of my classroom is being cornered in the evening
I'm still alone and I'm afraid of my shadow
Am I not qualified as a human without friends?
Is it that important for me to believe in someone?
My heart is being cornered
Yes, I can't accept anything
I wonder if it's because of the intense sunset and thunder someday
Why, why are you smiling at me with no expression?
Is it because I love you that I can't ignore you that much?
Now, it's the final question!
Kyoko Saito and Hamagishi-san, it's good, isn't it?
It's the final question.
This will decide it.
Then, let's go!
Here it is!
Question!
Kyoko Saito!
Coach!
Yay!
Now, without further ado,
Hamagishi-san will be the first Obaka Center in Ghana!
That was close.
Hamagishi-san, you are now the first Obaka Center.
The first? Will there be another one?
Maybe.
I think there will be a second and a third time.
You just have to work hard again.
Right.
So, the first Obaka Center in Ghana will be in Kanemura!
The second Obaka Center will be in Hamagishi!
Be prepared for the second time and study every day!
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