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Now, it's time for "Hiragana Push", which started again this week.
I'm your host, Audrey. Thank you for having me.
And here are the members of "Hiragana" who are energetic today, too!
They're energetic today, too, Mr. Kazuya.
Yes, they are.
They're energetic.
Tonight's competition is...
"Exciting! Hiragana Full of Applause! Grand Slam Competition"!
Yes!
Let's do it!
This time, "Hiragana" members will challenge "Exciting! Hiragana Full of Applause! Grand Slam"!
Their laughter will be judged by young men and women in their prime.
In the end, Mr. Watabayashi will choose the best answer and reward the chosen members.
What will you do today, Mr. Kasuga?
Well, I will also mix with you and show you a great example of Oogiri.
- As a professional... - That's right.
- I will give you the correct answer. - Yes, yes.
- I will give you the correct answer. - Oh, you will give me the correct answer?
- That's right. - Everyone will see it?
Everyone will give me the correct answer and in the end, I will give you the correct answer.
- It will end with a big explosion. - Wow, you raised the hurdle yourself.
- That's cool. - That's because you are an entertainer.
- By the way... - Yes?
- This program is sponsored by Sony Music and other sponsors. - That's right, that's right.
- So you can watch it too, right? - Yes, yes, if you need it. - Yes, yes.
Now, the first Oogiri tournament by the members of Hiragana will begin!
- Now, we will start the Oogiri, but Mr. Kasuga... - Yes?
- Um... how do you feel about it? - No, no, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be sitting here.
- Of course, I wouldn't lose to a little girl like you. - I see.
Do you have any advice for the members?
Advice? Well, it's about not thinking too much about it, right?
- The first answer you think of is the best one. - I see.
- You think too much about it, right? - That's right, that's right.
- It's about speed, Oogiri. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, so it's about speed. - That's right.
Who do you think is a little weird or strong in Oogiri?
- Surprisingly, it's Mr. Higashimura. - Yes?
- There are times when an adult thinks of something crazy. - I see.
- That's right. - Yes.
Mr. Higashimura, do you have confidence in yourself?
No, no, I'm... I'm doing well, so...
I don't need a one-man-only cut.
All right, let's get started. Here is your first question.
What kind of idol group will never sell like this?
Thinking time, start!
I'm sure you all have a lot of information.
Katsura-san, you're going to give it out at the end, aren't you?
I'm going to give it out at the end, but I'm not going to write it down.
Shouldn't you write it down at the end based on the trend of responses?
Even if you write it down suddenly, you're going to put it up?
That's manly.
That's right. No matter what the trend is, you're going to put it up, right?
I understand. Have you already written it down?
I haven't written it down yet, though.
Oh, then please write it down.
No, I'll tell you later. I can't talk to you.
Let's start with the one who did it.
Yes, Matsuda-san.
Everyone is small-sized.
But it's hard to get into love emotions like this.
A man who is prepared is good, though.
Next, Takase.
Everyone is over 46 years old and their microphones are toys.
Two answers.
"Two answers"?!
I've never seen it before.
So this kind of thing happens.
That's right.
"Two answers" is amazing.
It's not allowed?
Speaking of which, there was a fixed concept that it wasn't allowed.
It's a new way of answering.
Yes, Iiguchi-san.
Everyone is Iguchi Mao.
This isn't popular.
It's annoying and I can't stop talking.
Next, Saito Kyoko.
I only speak Babigo.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Matsuda-san, you're still fine, right?
I'm still fine.
Did you write it down?
I did.
Oh, that's good. Then, Kakizaki.
Everyone's staple food is soil.
You're like a youkai.
Sasaku.
Beetles.
Beetles are 46 years old.
Next, Sasami.
Bugs.
Bugs are 46 years old.
You're still fine.
Raise your hands.
Next, Kata.
Tangyosin.
It's simple.
"Tangyosin" itself is rare, right?
Yes, Kata-san. It's about time.
It's about time. Are you ready?
Yes.
This is a model.
An idol group like this won't sell.
What kind of idol group is it?
There's only one member with front teeth.
This is a little...
It's funny, but...
It's funny!
"It's funny, but..." What's "it's funny, but..." part?
It's funny, but...
I know it's funny!
I didn't think it was funny.
Tomita.
What do you think of this answer?
I was wondering if you were really a comedian.
That's harsh!
Iguchi, what did you think of Kasuga's answer?
It was hard for me to imagine.
You couldn't think of it?
Acting is all about the image, right?
You should have thought of it earlier.
Let's get back on track and move on to the second question!
Here it is!
What is the biggest failure that Keyakizaka 46 has ever seen at M-STED?
It hasn't been released yet.
You can't fail for sure for the first time.
You must be nervous, but...
Kosugo-san, you're already...
Kosugo-san, isn't it better to see how everyone is doing?
Kosugo-san, please keep your hands up.
You're sweating a lot.
Are you nervous?
Please answer quickly.
Yes, Kosugo-san.
Yes, I went to the ARC studio.
It's a TV show, you know.
It happens a lot.
It's a big failure.
It's a live broadcast, you know.
We're doing a lot of things for you.
Gyoko Saito, what kind of failure is it?
Only one person came.
Who came?
I hope it's not Iguchi.
Yes, Iguchi.
Gyoko's voice is reversed.
You're nervous, aren't you?
I want you to say your usual husky voice at first.
Oh, Kosugo-san!
Don't say it only once at the end.
I can't do such a scary thing.
Okay, Kosugo-san.
The lyrics don't match at all.
It's like you made a mistake in the song.
Kosugo-san, don't you know how to deal with numbers?
No, I don't.
Okay, Matsuda.
Everyone falls down the stairs.
It's important in the beginning.
It may be a legend.
Okay, Sasaku.
Since everyone is wearing sunglasses,
Tamori-san and the character wear them.
That's brave of you, Tamori-san.
Okay, Kosugo.
Whose camera and eyes don't match?
She's embarrassed.
It's interesting that the camera and eyes don't match.
Okay, Matsuda.
Tamori-san and Morita-san.
You're nervous, aren't you?
I think you'll deal with it.
Anything else?
If not, Kosugo-san will go.
You haven't raised your hands yet, have you?
I'm thinking about it now.
You haven't raised your hands yet, have you?
There is such a person.
When someone in front of you raises his hand, he suddenly raises his hand.
There is such a person waiting for it.
It's hard to raise your hand when someone in front of you raises it.
Okay, Kosugo-san, will you go?
Everyone seems to have finished raising their hands.
Okay, Kosugo-san, please show us your model answer.
Okay, big failure.
The show will end only with Iguchi's talk.
The whole show.
I don't like it.
From the opening.
The opening will be played and we'll talk for an hour and it'll end.
Now that we know the answer, let's move on to the third question.
Here it is.
A fan of Hiragana Keyaki suddenly became a fan of Ojiichan.
There is no reason for that.
A fan of Ojiichan suddenly became a fan of Hiragana.
Let's go to Hamagishi.
What is it?
I just made eye contact with you.
Did you finish writing?
Yes.
You are the first one to go.
It doesn't matter.
Gazuga-san, why did you become a fan of Ojiichan?
When I come to his concert, he gives me a feather pillow.
As a reward...
He gives you a feather pillow in the city like this.
Ojiichan gave you a feather pillow.
Next, Iguchi.
Miyata Manamo's deadly Oji killer.
Miyata, do you have anything you want to say to the camera?
Ojiichan, are you over 60 years old?
You can decide it yourself.
It doesn't matter if you are over 60 years old or 70 years old.
Then...
I'm five years older than you.
She is five years older than you.
Next time, let's go for a slow morning walk together.
Ojiichan may have been excited.
I think she did it right.
She did it on TV.
It's popular.
Next, Matsuda.
It's not a handshake meeting.
It's a slapping meeting.
My hands hurt.
Next, Sasaku.
My name is Hiragana, so it's easy for me to read.
Ojiichan can read kanji, too.
Next, Saito Kyoko.
I made a song with a cane.
Ojiichan also sympathized with the cane.
Me, too.
Let's raise the cane together at the concert.
The tip of the cane shines.
Let's wave it together.
Next, Takase.
My CD score is 10 points.
That's good.
This may be popular.
I want to try it.
Next, Sasami.
I'm going to make a cool lever of Produce with a Hiragana cane.
That's good.
It says "forty-six" every night.
That's good.
Next, Sasaku.
I went on a tourist guide tour.
That's good.
This is a good question.
A tourist guide tour all over the country.
What?
Are you going?
If I do it, it's over.
I'll do it at the end of the tour.
Of course.
It's not like you're floating.
Hamugi, did you write it?
I didn't.
You didn't write it, but you're looking this way, aren't you?
I usually look at people who can do it and people who can't.
That's right.
Next, Matsuda.
"I want to fall in love with you." will be released.
I want to fall in love with you.
Next, Iguchi.
The concert ticket is a silver discount.
That's a little more than the concert ticket.
Next, Sasaku.
There is a fan shop in Sugamo.
I prepared it.
It's painful
It's better to have a lot of wrinkles
Kasuga san, it's time for you to show us your answer
Is it time?
Why did you save your grandpa's fan?
Kasuga san
The reason why I saved my grandpa's fan is …
Kasuga san's answer was not professional
Before Kasuga san's reputation is damaged, I will remove it
Here is the next question
What happens when you push a hidden button on the back of Igashimura Mei?
There is a button on the back of Igashimura Mei.
Wow, you are fast!
No, no, Kasuya-san. Kasuya-san, can you stop it for a second?
No, no, Kasuya-san, please do it faster.
Do it faster. Do it one step faster.
Do it one step faster. Kasuya-san, please do it faster.
I want you to do it faster.
Do it one step faster.
Okay, okay, Kasuya-san.
There is a button on the back of Igashimura Mei.
What happens?
It floats 2 centimeters.
I really wanted you to do it.
This is a practice of Hiragana.
You don't have to cheer me up.
I'm scared if you don't do it at the end.
Okay, second part.
It becomes a death voice.
I can't imagine it.
You usually have a small voice.
Okay, Sasami.
I can't speak anymore.
This has nothing to do with the button.
You don't have to push it.
Okay, Katoshi.
It becomes a bald head.
Suddenly, it becomes a bald head.
Wow, it's convenient.
I want you to do it.
Okay, Otake.
I can be a host.
Push it all the time.
Push it and put a tape on it.
Okay, Ushio.
I suddenly start talking.
I can't stop talking.
And I start singing loudly.
Your voice is unstable.
It's scary.
Okay, Sasaki.
I throw everything around me.
It becomes a cherry blossom state.
Okay, Matsuda.
I'm not good at recording.
What right do you have?
Matsuda, do you want to go home already?
Yes, Kosaka. I'm begging you.
All of a sudden, right?
Yes, Yuichi. I can't stop crying.
No, it's the same as you.
I can't stop crying.
No, no, I'm begging you.
There's a flow, right?
Yes.
You're begging and if you push it again, it stops.
Yes.
There are two meanings, right?
Yes, Sasaku.
My eyes turn white.
I'd like you to say it again and again.
Yes.
Katoshi.
This world will end.
It will end entirely.
Yes, Takase.
Yes, it will explode.
Higashimura will...
Boom!
Stop!
You can only push it once, right?
It depends on where you push it.
Yes, Higashimura.
Yanchal dance.
Your voice is so small.
Your voice is so small that it's more interesting than your answer.
By the way, do you know Yanchal dance? You are good friends, aren't you?
Do you know Yanchal dance?
I know it.
You know it?
Please push the button on your back.
Then you can dance.
Please push it.
Don't push the button again.
Kasuga san, have you finished writing?
What?
Have you finished writing?
No, not yet.
Then show me. Show me the evidence you haven't finished yet.
No, I haven't finished it yet.
Then show me.
Sasaki san, please turn over Kasuga san's clip.
I haven't finished it yet.
No, you haven't.
Stop it!
Don't show me what you haven't finished.
What are you doing?
Anything else?
Yes.
People's ears get better.
Your voice is so small that it's more interesting than your answer.
Yes.
Kaki saki.
I will tell you the time.
What time and what minute is it now?
Yes, please.
The skin peels off and Takamoto comes out of it.
It's so scary.
Did you play Hamagishi today?
You haven't played it yet?
Then don't turn it off.
Don't write the same thing over and over again.
Did you see what it said?
What did you write, Hamagishi?
What did you write?
My eyelashes grow and fly away.
It's funny.
Hamagishi, that's enough.
It's funny.
Hamagishi, that's enough.
Why don't you play it again and again?
It's funny.
I'm embarrassed.
It's embarrassing.
We've been doing it for 20 years.
We've been doing embarrassing things for 20 years.
Why did we hide our faces?
Let's see Kazuma's answer.
Have you finished writing it?
What?
Have you finished writing it?
Well, I have some answers.
You have some answers?
Are you ready?
I'm going to write it now.
What are you doing?
Let's see Kanemura's answer first.
Kanemura's answer.
Kanemura says this.
When you press the button of Higashimura Mei,
you say "it tickles" and laugh.
Kanemura says "it tickles" and laugh.
Can I say it now?
Go ahead.
When you press the button of Higashimura, what happens?
It becomes two blocks.
"It becomes bald" came to my mind.
I thought it was funny.
I couldn't think of a better answer than that.
You don't say "it's funny, but no" every time, do you?
Because it's boring.
You say "it's funny, but no" because it's boring.
That's right.
Because it's boring.
Can Kanemura show his professionalism?
Let's move on to the fifth question.
In 2020,
the members of Hiragana won the Japan Academy Award for "Who Won What".
It's the title of the movie, isn't it?
Yes, Tomita.
It's "Mission Iguchi Possible" starring Iguchi- san.
Isn't it the title of the movie?
Yes, Iguchi.
It's "Igokochi Waruku Otona Ni Natta" starring Kyoko.
It sounds dark.
No, it's not.
Kyoko's solo song is a very good song.
It's a story about Kyoko becoming a movie star,
Fudaika becoming Kyoko,
isn't it?
Yes.
Why "isn't it?"
Why?
Why "isn't it?"
Okay, Sasaki.
Matsuda Konoka's "Hey, it's Matsuda Konoka."
Why is it a movie?
Ashida Manasaido's "I'll stop you."
Okay, Sasaki.
Higashimura Shien's "Listen Carefully."
That's a good one!
That's the right answer!
I think we can end it like this.
Yeah, I think we should end it like this.
Listen Carefully.
I think we should end it like this.
Listen Carefully.
We have to end it like this.
Okay, Kazuha-san, please give us a model answer.
That was the right answer, right?
Because you gave us the correct answer for "Hiragana," too.
Kazuha-san, please tell us if this is the correct answer for "This Is a Comedy Entertainer."
Yes, it's "This Is a Comedy Entertainer."
It's a work of Darashu Enno and Nacchan, right?
After this, the members will give Kazuha an unfair answer!
What is this?!
This is Kazuha's correct answer!
What's wrong with you? You're sighing.
Let's end it like this, Kazuha.
No, we can't end it like this.
Sigh...
Say it out loud.
Okay.
This is an Academy Award-winning award.
Okay.
Kawata Hina Shuen's Kawata News Agency.
This is bad!
You should apologize to Kawata!
Don't get involved in this!
What's wrong with you, Iguchi?
Well...
Kazuha Shuen's "This Is a Comedy Entertainer."
What is this?!
How rude of you!
Huh?!
What kind of movie are you making?!
A woman should not be quiet!
It's a movie, right?!
Since when did we start to be conscious of it?
Where does this trail lead?
The footsteps of all the people were rooted in
The dreamer's form of promise.
There's a yellow bar, a mark that looks like it's been put on.
Shining, the sorrow of the future hits a big ball.
Wait, I'll decide, the dream begins, it takes your past.
Even if it's painful, you won't give up, believe us.
Love, hug each other, face the door, not be happy, at this moment, eat your thoughts and move forward.
Because I'm always there
Wide-ranging competition for the next important tournament!
- Wow, there's a dregs. - For some reason the dregs are mowed down! - There aren't any left, maybe.