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Hiragana Oshi!
We are still energetic members of Hiragana.
Nice to meet you!
But we are still walking.
Hiragana Oshi!
Tonight's segment is...
Hiragana members' delusions of the future history!
Delusions of the future history...
In advance, we'll have a few members announce their delusions of the future history that all members wrote for us.
I'm worried about you, Kasuga-san.
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I'll announce them one by one.
If you were called by this "tooth stick"...
It's a tooth stick.
That's right.
There's a color on your nail.
Kasuga-san made it cute.
I see.
You'll use this to explain your delusions of the future history.
Got it.
Let's get started.
The first delusion is...
Iguchi-kun!
Yes!
Welcome.
I'm Iguchi-kun.
Nice to meet you.
Here you go.
This way.
Iguchi Mao's delusions of the future...
Delusions of the future history!
Nice!
First of all, you're 24 years old.
As a whole, you're one person.
What do you think you are?
One person?
But it's next year, right?
Who's the closest to Iguchi?
Kyoko Saito.
Kyoko Saito?
Can you guess?
An idol or an announcer?
An announcer?
No, no.
It's two years later, right?
The answer is...
Ta-da!
An idol!
She's an idol, so...
My delusion is...
I want to be an idol like...
Yes, yes.
Akata-shi?
Kimura Takuya-san.
Kimura Takuya-san?!
What?!
I agree!
That's innovative!
Can you say, "Wait a minute," to the camera?
I want this delusional person...
to say, "Wait a minute."
I want this delusional person...
to say, "Wait a minute."
Ta-da!
Kyoko Saito?
Correct!
What?!
Kyoko Saito is an ideal person?
She can sing and dance at any time.
She's also popular.
She can do anything at any time?
No, no.
She can do it at any time.
Can you sing in the morning?
That's right.
It's a rehearsal for "Zen-aku,"
and in the morning, when no one is singing,
she's singing alone like...
It doesn't look like you can do it.
She's also manly.
She's really good at "Wait a minute."
Really?!
No, I'm not good at it at all.
You're not good at it!
She makes everyone excited in the dressing room,
and today, when she opened the door,
people said, "She's so cool!"
No, I've never seen her like that.
No, in the dressing room...
Which one is it?
Don't lie!
Riguchi, ask Saito and Gyoko, "Wait a minute."
Gyoko, do "Wait a minute."
Wait a minute.
You did it!
You did it.
I think I'm a little cool, too.
You're happy, aren't you?
Next, 29 years old.
Ta-da!
What?
I'd like to open a snack bar in Minato Mirai.
Really? At 29 years old?
Yes, I'd like to open my own space, a snack bar...
I'm sure you have customers.
Kosuka said she wanted to open a snack bar, too.
Let's do it together!
But we can't do a snack bar together.
I'd like to earn snacks by myself.
Let's do it separately.
Where do you want to open it?
Minato Mirai.
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry.
This is embarrassing.
I thought it would spread, so I wrote it down.
Ask questions after you've seen it.
I'm sure I'll do it in Minato Mirai.
Do you do it alone?
I do it alone, but...
Manamo Miyata's charm is amazing.
I'd like to do that charm as a staff at my part- time job.
Is it your part-time job?
Yes, but Manamo is very short-tempered, so you can hear her short-tempered.
Is that so?
What? You're an idol, but you're short-tempered?
That's right.
You're not dead, are you?
We also have a counseling session here.
We're going to practice it, so Mr. Wakabayashi, please help me.
Isn't it hell?
I'm already in it.
Wait a minute! You're the one like this!
No, no, no, I'm already in it from the beginning.
I'm already in it from the beginning.
- Are you doing it? - I'm doing it.
- What's wrong? You look tired. - No...
- Yes, yes, yes, I'll carry your bag for you. - Oh, you want me to carry your bag?
- Yes, yes, thank you for your hard work. - No, it's too much for me.
- What's wrong? - No, I'm 39 years old.
- I don't have any ambitions or dreams like when I was young. - I see.
Then let's have a drink for now!
What do you want to drink?
- Is it your usual highball? - No, no, I'm not.
- Am I losing sight of my goal? - Well, well, well, it'll be fun if you drink it!
- Oh, how about falling in love? - Oh, I think it's better to fall in love.
- I think it's good. - Oh, really?
- I like Manamo-chan, but... - Manamo! Manamo!
- Hi! - Why were you in there?
- Hi! - Hi!
Wakabayashi-san wants you to sing for him to cheer up.
- Oh, what should I do? - I like songs that cheer you up.
- Hey, hey, can you sing for him? - Wakabayashi - san...
One, two, three!
Fly higher than anyone else, make predictions...
- Oh, one more drink, please! - I want to drink it!
- Hey, isn't it too long? - Manamo, you're drunk, aren't you?
- I only did like one line. - Then let's have a toast at the end!
- No, I'm already drunk! - No, it's over!
- No, I don't want to go home yet!
No, don't say that in the middle!
- That's what the audience says! - I want to hear Wakabayashi-san sing, too!
- Hey, that's hellish!
- Please sing for me, "that"!
- Hey, that's hellish! - The usual "that", please sing for me!
- The usual "ohako"! - The usual "ohako"!?
- Please sing for me, "that"! - Is there anyone who knows the lyrics?
- Beyond the night sky... - You're good! You're cool!
- I'm not good!
- No! - It's over!
- No! - Can you do it again from the beginning?
- That's enough!
- Since they got too excited, we will end Iguchi's "fantasy future history" here.
- Next up is Tomita-kun! Welcome!
- Tomita Suzuka's "fantasy future history"!
First of all, I am 18 years old.
I get a car license and travel all over the world.
What do you think it is, young man?
High-speed road and reverse gear?
It's a little dangerous, isn't it?
It's close.
Is it close?
Yes.
I travel all over Japan on high-speed road.
You want to do that, don't you?
But this is my mother's driving.
What?
It's hard for your mother to travel all over Japan, isn't it?
I like passenger seats.
You don't have to get a license.
What do you think is my image character?
Date tree?
It's close.
Is it close?
Kageyama-san's "freestyle dungeon".
It's close.
What is it?
It's a high-speed road company.
It's not close at all.
My image character is a high-speed road company.
There is a commercial like "under construction" in "MIXCO NAKA NIPPON".
I want to do that kind of commercial.
I want to do it like a rap song.
Do you have a rap song in your mind?
I'm thinking about it now.
If you like it, I want you to play it in a commercial.
It may be decided by those who are watching this program.
Can I try it once?
"Under construction" in "MIXCO NAKA NIPPON".
I'm sorry for bothering you, but I hope you'll cooperate with me.
Don't be shy at the end!
Don't say "I'm sorry" like that.
That's right. You should say it like this.
Now, let's go back to "Mousou Mirai History".
Next, 46 years old.
46!
She graduated from idol school and is active as ____.
Oh!
Does anyone know who she is?
Huh?
Does she say what she says everyday?
She doesn't seem like it, so I'll turn it around.
That's a quick decision.
Ta-da! She is active as an ____ idol.
An idol is an idol, right?
It's a walking show on Saturday afternoon, so I want to do ____ walking.
Is that just walking, ____?
I see ____ walking all the time!
It's lonely to do it alone, so I want to take ____ walking.
Who do you want to do it with?
The first one is Hiyori Hamagishi.
Even if there is a map, Hiyori Hamagishi will never get lost.
Oh, is that so?
The other one is Hina Kawata.
She eats a lot.
So, as an eater...
I want to see it.
I want to see what kind of show you three will do.
I want to see it just by looking at the kanji.
Hey, look, there's a roll cake shop over there.
Oh, it looks delicious.
Hey, what are you going to do?
I'm going to eat it.
Karankoro.
She's 46 years old.
Oh, mama!
It's been a while, mama.
Welcome!
Today we have a new singer!
That's right, that's right!
Hey, you know, you said you met someone the other day, right?
Someone who has a lot of worries.
It's Ms. Miyayoshi, right?
She's a young lady.
Is that so?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Why don't you call her?
Oh, I'll give her a call.
Hello, young man?
Have you finished work?
Weren't you looking for a girlfriend?
It's just the three of you who are free.
Karankoro, Karankoro.
Hurry up and look at it!
Huh?
Is it a photo shoot, mama?
I've been waiting for you!
Oh, it's going to show up.
You don't want it to show up, do you?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
They're all single.
46 years old.
Are you 46 years old?
Huh? How old are you now?
I'm 69 years old.
What the hell is this?
And Tomita, who took a break as an aunt idol,
seems to be sleeping peacefully in a kotatsu after spending her 40s on the street.
Here is my future delusion history.
Well, I'm 21 years old.
I meet and talk to Marumaru.
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes, Sasaki.
The person at the top of Kendo.
Oh, he's the police chief.
He's the best.
He's the best player in Japan.
Here it is!
Oh, Yui Aragaki!
I really love Yui Aragaki.
There's a situation like that.
When I was recording "Hiragana Oshi",
I happened to be shooting a drama in a different studio.
And I ran into Yui Aragaki in the hallway.
Can I give it a try?
Sure, sure, sure.
I'm a little worried about being alone,
so I'm going to use my brains...
Oh, you're busy today!
You've got a lot of work in there.
Hiragana Oshi
Good morning!
Wait, isn't that Ms. Aragaki?
What should we do?
Let's go!
Are you Ms. Aragaki?
I'm Hiragana Kiyaki, 46's second vocalist.
I see, good morning!
Are you Ms. Hiragana Kiyaki?
Yes, I know you!
Really?!
I often listen to your songs and you're higher than anyone else!
That's really nice of you!
Really?! Thank you so much!
In order for you, Ms. Aragaki, to be interested in me, I'm going to dance "Koi Dance" for you!
One, two...
What's in my chest...
Raltoral... It's about being by my side...
Always remember...
What's inside you...
What lies within the distance...
I won't let you go... you...
The scent of cheeks under my fingers...
Go beyond the sky...
Wow! Let's dance together!
Can we?
Let's go to the rehearsal room over there!
Okay!
Me too!
Okay! That's it!
Before that, I have to apologize to my manager.
Let's go back to "Mousou Mirai History"!
I'm 25 years old and I'm in "NHK's Asodara XX".
What is it? Do you know what it is?
"Nibukko"?
Oh! "Hiyokko"!
"Nibukko" as in "hiyokko", right?
Cut it out!
Okay, here we go!
Ta-dah! "Nibukko"!
You were close! You were close to "Nibukko"!
What is it about?
I was born and raised in Uminashi Prefecture.
I was born and raised in Sochigi Prefecture, moved to Gunma Prefecture and came to Saitama Prefecture.
I was born and raised in Uminashi Prefecture and I can't swim.
I can't swim and I'm not good at seafood.
Well, such a heroine longs for sweet things and becomes sweet.
No, it's not "sweet things"!
It's not "sweet things"!
I'm 35 years old and I love "XX".
You love "XX"?
What is it about?
It's like a magazine.
Oh, it's like a magazine!
A magazine? "CoroCoro Comic" and "CoroCoro Comic" aren't magazines!
But it's very close!
Oh, it's a manga!
It's a manga!
A manga?
Jump
That's right!
Oh, you like "jump"?!
Yes, you know those prizes you get by drawing lots?
You know those prizes you get by drawing lots?
If you look at the product introduction section of those prizes and say "this is a product",
it's like you're saying "this is a product"!
It's like you're saying "this is a product"!
Oh, it's like you're saying "this is a product"!
That's what I want to be!
Oh, is that so?
That's what you want to be!
Is there anyone else who wrote a history of wanting to publish a photo book?
Oh, there are quite a few!
Do you have a fixed title or something?
Snow Princess Angel
That's cute!
When I was in elementary school, my nickname was "Snow Princess Angel"
That's a long name!
It takes a lot of time for you to call it out!
It's short for "Sunopuri"
"Snopri"?
Your nickname is "Sunopuri"?
Who else has a title you want to publish?
My title is "Men" (noodles)
"men"?
What kind of photo book is that?
It's a photo book of me and ramen.
You're a ramen walker!
Who else raised their hand?
What kind of title do you want to publish?
"the title is "the real me"
That's the funniest title!
You want to publish "Higashimura" too, don't you?
You don't want to publish it, do you?
You don't want me to publish it, do you?
You want me to publish it, don't you?
You don't want me to publish it, do you?
By the way, after that, Mibu lived in a tower apartment at the age of 45 and sometimes opened a low-calorie restaurant at the age of 66.
Who else would you like to open a shop for?
Yes, yes, Watanabe.
I want to open a bakery.
What is it, girl? Have you decided on the name of the shop?
"Ohirune Bakery Watanabe".
What is it?
Can't it be "Bakery Watanabe"?
It's like "eat in space" and "sleep in space".
Is it okay for you to eat in space and sleep in space?
Then, I will hold the bread like this and move it to the plate next to me like this.
Where do you want to do it?
Deep in the forest of Hokkaido.
No one will come.
Yuka Kageyama's fantasy future history.
Then, I will ask you right away.
I'm thinking about this summer.
I will form a high school band.
What do you think this name is?
"Bandone".
The hint is a band with an image opposite of "hiragana".
"Dark aura".
It's like that.
"Dark aura".
It's like that.
Sasaki.
"Devil".
It's like that. I will go.
"Yanderera".
The lyrics are "yandere".
It's like "yandere"?
Yes, it's like "yandere".
Everyone will turn blonde.
Will you turn blonde, too, Kageyama?
I want to turn blonde.
So, I will appear in "hiragana keyaki" and "yanderera" in white.
It's the end of the year.
The image is "hiragana keyaki" and I will show you what I'm looking at now.
If I do this, the screen will darken and I will be hijacked.
You are confused, Kageyama.
I'm 18 years old.
I will pass "something".
Harvard University.
I went up.
Tokyo University.
I passed "Tokyo University".
This is amazing.
You are a senior and junior at the same school as Kasuga.
I passed "Tokyo University".
I'm not sorry.
How long will you make fun of me?
After that, he became a police officer in a drama.
Kageyama pursued the path of law.
When he was 30 years old, he won the municipal election.
And...
From his words and attitude...
It's "hatcher".
It's "iron woman".
He made a statement in the budget committee.
"Funyarara" will be nominated for popular language.
It's difficult.
What did he say?
Sasaki.
"Don't think, feel".
Suddenly, in the budget committee...
"Don't think, feel".
Iguchi, what do you think he said?
Can't I do it?
Why are you being rude?
Confess in the parliament.
But it might be a good excuse.
Suddenly confess in the chairman's office.
Confess in the chairman's office.
Chairman, I like you.
Can't I do it?
Formally.
What are you doing?
I will tell you the correct answer now.
Let's make an atmosphere.
Please sit down.
That is...
In my opinion...
Yes!
That is not a popular word.
I am 38 years old.
I have been active in various quiz programs.
People like me because of my catchphrase "honyarara".
What is your form?
Formerly "yanderera".
What?
When you were 10 years old?
"Yanderera" came out again.
But "kohaku" came out.
"Yanderera" is 17 years old and 38 years old.
"Yanderera" has more experience than "yanderera".
Give me a hint, Kageyama.
"Honyarara"'s return.
Someone is always there.
Iguchi, do you know what "honyarara" is?
"Yozawa Tsubasa".
Which part is it?
Which part does "honyarara" wear?
The correct answer is...
Miyazaki Yoshiko's "honyarara" returns.
You can get familiar with her with her catchphrase.
Miyazaki can give you a lot of quizzes.
She retired from the entertainment industry at the age of 50.
She seems to increase the number of girls with the savings she has saved so far.
So, we had four people look at this delusional history, and basically everyone wrote it like this.
Except for one person.
One person?
Yes, I'd like you to take a look at it.
Are you taking your hands off of it?
I'm taking my hands off of it.
Only one person wrote it like this.
What did you write first? Maybe you don't know what it's about.
Oh, that's fine, but...
Nevertheless...
Hogwarts School of Magic.
Harry Potter, right?
And...
28 years old. Buying a house.
Shall we look at it?
Bang! 68 years old. Fat.
There's nothing here anymore.
There's little information.
There's little.
And finally, here it is.
I'm looking forward to recording it.
You can't make it with this, can you?
Shall we look at it?
It's this person.
Bang! Katoshi.
What's going on here?
What do you mean, Katoshi?
It's not like that.
What do you mean it's not like that?
I wrote more.
You only wrote three.
I have a lot of memories of writing about the past.
I can't imagine the future.
I don't know how old I will graduate.
I'm really living in the present.
You're so cool!
Oh, but listen to me.
I was looking at you guys earlier.
I thought I'd like to put out a photo book, too.
After this, Kato will show off all of his gag skills!
Kato will show off all of his Kasukatsu dance skills!
Welcome!
Here we go!
Not bad...
Not bad at all...
Kasukatsu...kasukatsu...kasukatsu...kasukatsu...ka sukatsu...kasukatsu...
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
See you next week!
I've always been a best friend's wife,
so I couldn't get along with you more than I needed to.
We'd fight at the end of our school days,
and we'd chat in class until sunset.
If my words were interrupted, you'd definitely stare at me, wouldn't you?
I'm afraid of silence because I feel like something will come out of me.
If I don't blow the whistle, you won't understand.
How do I convey this feeling in my heart?
I can't say how difficult this feeling is,
but sometimes I want to love you more comfortably.
I want to love you more comfortably.
More comfortably, more comfortably.
First words of shock from Kora and Kato!
Who the heck are you?!
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