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Unpacking! Checking your bag's contents!
Unpacking! Checking your bag's contents! was held in commemoration of the two-year anniversary of their formation!
Is it appropriate for an idol to have it?
Kasuga sneaks into the band's dressing room!
He finds a bomb object on each member's side!
Oh, no!
And tonight, it's a second half of "Checking your bag's contents"!
The idol-like music objects appear one after another!
For some reason, disagreement erupts among each member!
Are you trying to take my face off?
In addition, all over the studio is in shock at the object's entrance!
What in the world is going on?!
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Welcome!
Here we are!
This is the same bag as Matsubara-kun's!
Who is this?
Oh, oh, oh! Welcome!
Well, then...
It just so happens to be the same!
Oh, it's not the same!
Huh?! It's different?!
Um... this one is a little cheaper!
Oh, is that so?!
They look the same, but...
The back side...
The back side is different!
Oh, the back side is different!
I see...
Well, it looks like the bag is dirtier than the bag itself, doesn't it?
It's dirty and heavy, you know!
When I think about what's in it...
Yeah?
Can I?
Wow!
Huh?!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
There are two of them.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
This and...
I always carry this with me.
This is heavy!
What's wrong with you?
I've decided to drink 2 liters of water a day.
So you drink 2 liters of water a day.
No, but I thought I'd drink it if I could drink 2 liters or more.
Why is that?
For my health.
For your health...
It's heavy, isn't it?
But it's good for exercise, too.
Oh, that's right.
My shoulders are starting to hurt.
That's right.
And...
This book...
I'm counting on you for the book.
Yeah.
It's like an idol book.
As expected of a Parisian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Freestyle Rap".
"Freestyle"...
Are you a newcomer?
"Freestyle Rap" textbook...
You've read it a lot.
I've read it a lot.
It's stuck in here.
Let me see it.
It's stuck in there.
I've read it this far.
Anyway, if you say "disre",
first of all, it looks good.
That's why you read it.
How is it?
Can you freestyle while reading it?
Are you getting the hang of it?
But I've only read it up to that point.
Then try to "disre" Kasuga a little.
Yeah, his looks.
Yeah.
Try it.
His looks first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kasuga...
What's with that thin vest of yours?
It doesn't look good on you.
That's not it!
You have to give it back!
No, no, no.
If you say it...
It's frustrating!
I don't know how to do it. I'll read a book and study it.
I'll show you how to give it back.
What's with the handkerchief? Don't put garbage in Kogenta!
They're crying! They're crying!
Why are you two being swept away like that? Why are you two being swept away like that?
We have no choice but to do this!
This is funny!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Why is there date roll in it?
They're going to diss me!
They're going to say I'm a date roll!
You're eating one!
You like date rolls, don't you?
Why do you have three of them?
Throw one away if you eat it!
Do you use it as a commemorative mic?
I don't use it.
It's a little dirty, Tomita.
There's a lot of stuff.
I love high-speed roads.
Is that so?
Harumisen is opening up!
I heard that Harumisen opened up the other day.
I got it when I walked here.
You participated in the store walk event?
Yes, I did.
Which high-speed road do you like? Tell me in rap.
I like the transparent high-speed road the most.
What are you talking about?
Talk normally!
What's so good about talking like this?
Let's move on to this white bag.
Whose is it?
Welcome!
What's this? Is it popular?
Is it a character?
I got this badge for Shiho Kato's birthday party.
That's why I'm wearing it.
You respect her as a senior.
What should I do?
It's a little messy.
Maybe you're using it too much.
Another pot.
There's more.
Eggs!
Eggs again!
Did you eat it?
I didn't throw it away!
Why did you put eggshells in it?
I was going to take it home.
Matsuda Konoka said that if you put eggshells in water bottles and wash them, they will be very clean.
So I thought I'd take it home and put it in.
That's what we talked about just now.
Why do you carry so many eggs?
Who had three eggs?
You have three eggs.
Why?
You don't have to stab me with that.
Can you take a good picture of me?
It's a CCD. It's too far!
I don't know who it is.
Calm down, Kagekai.
You don't answer me at all.
Are you kidding me?
I don't feel nervous.
I'll beat you up.
I'm hungry.
Please read a book.
Don't eat dark food.
I don't know how to eat.
Eat 10 meals a day and burn fat.
Burn fat.
Lose weight recipe.
You must be on a diet.
I like cooking.
I want to make a recipe.
You have great trust in Mori sensei.
Who is Mori Takuro?
He is not Mori Naga.
Do you like your members?
Katochi's...
He is Katochi.
I respect you.
Thank you.
He is Watanabe-man.
I know him.
They are Watanabe-sentai.
He is Kojira.
Do you see anything?
Is it a memo?
What is written?
"Itadakimasu" means "what" in English.
Find a good bakery.
How to become a baker.
How to make bread.
You want to become a baker!
You are an idol, aren't you?
After "how to make bread,"
bread, bread, bread!
I want to eat bread!
My name is...
Watanabe-pan-miko.
There is "pan" and "middle name" written on the arrow.
Can you say it?
I want to eat bread.
It may be a song.
I want to eat bread.
I want to become bread.
It is rap.
It is freestyle.
I want to become bread.
It is said "bread, bread, bread!"
I want to become Date-maki.
I want to become Date-masabune.
Date, Date, Date!
You want to become Date-masabune.
It must be a lie!
I don't want to become Date-masabune.
Let's move on.
Who is this?
Welcome!
I was surprised again.
Don't you know what "tequila" is?
This group.
Even if you tell me, it's beyond "do".
There is a lot of vinyl.
You have a lot of fans.
Neon fans.
You have a lot of big fans.
Milk France.
This looks delicious.
I fell in love at first sight.
Mentaiko bread.
Did you register everything?
Yes, I did.
I don't know unless you ask me.
Isn't it heavy?
You can't eat it in one day, can you?
But I feel like I can eat it at all.
Really?
It's heavy.
What is this?
What is it?
It looks like an emergency food.
Emergency food?
Oh, it's bread.
It's a sanitary food.
It's a bread for preservation.
It doesn't contain dangerous substances, does it?
But it's for preservation.
It's for preservation.
You're trying to go.
You're always prepared for something that might happen.
This salt is for recording and other things.
Isn't it seaweed?
White rice.
So I'm carrying it like that.
You're putting it on rice.
You're trying to eat it deliciously.
You don't like white rice.
You don't like wide rice.
I didn't know you were prepared for such a survival.
How do you eat it?
It's this powerful.
It's amazing.
You can't lose, can you?
But I can only eat bread from a bakery.
I knew it.
You can see it.
Bread is a bakery.
I used to work at a bakery.
Are you doing a bread battle now?
You used to work at a bakery.
I'm going to be a baker.
Me, too.
What is this game?
You want to be a baker.
Next is this.
Who is it for?
Takase.
Welcome.
What does it look like?
What is it?
It's cinnamon.
It's called "Takase Cinnamon Mana".
Who said it?
Everyone said it.
Did you say it first?
No.
Did you say it first?
I was told it looked like it.
It's like "Takase Cinnamon Mana".
Everyone is reading it.
You like it.
What is it?
Is it in English?
That's right.
It's amazing.
It's in English.
What is it about?
It's a musical called "Wicked".
I like it very much.
When I saw the musical, I fell in love with it.
There were books on sale, so I bought them.
Are there any books in Japanese?
No.
If you weren't a listener, you wouldn't be able to read this much.
That's right.
If you read it slowly...
"From the Cramp-let".
You absolutely can't do it!
No, no...
Don't film me!
No, I want to see you laughing...
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Try reading it, Takahashi-san.
Why don't you just ask your father?
Why did you laugh?
I was a little scared.
Is it a funny part of it?
Ah, yes.
Ah, it's a funny part of it, isn't it?
Everything is funny.
Ah, is that why you laughed?
Ah, then I'll try reading it.
Why don't you just ask your father?
I don't understand.
He should know. That's his job.
Yes, I am.
What does "yes, I am" mean?
Yes, that's right.
Me too.
What is this?
Ah, it's a duck's mouth.
What is it?
It's like...
Before I became an idol...
I didn't really laugh much...
I was really bad at smiling...
But at that time...
I didn't know that...
At that time, I found this...
And I put it in my mouth...
And when I bite it...
It makes me smile a lot...
It's that kind of goods.
Ah, I like it.
How do you use it?
Ah, that's it.
What is it for?
Doesn't it make you talk?
It doesn't make you talk...
I don't understand it at all.
What does it do?
It raises your nose bridge.
Ah, it raises your nose bridge.
And when you put it on...
It makes you smile a lot.
I just gave you your hat back.
Please give it back to me.
Here you go.
Of course I don't like it!
A 42-year-old man's hat...
No, it's a 39-year-old man's hat!
Why did you say it in a low voice?
It doesn't make you talk.
Put on your hat and put on the duck's mouth...
Yes, put on your hat and...
It's nothing. It's just a little oily.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
How is it? Is it okay?
It's okay. It smells.
It smells, doesn't it?
I'm a duck. Please say it in English.
I'm a duck. Please introduce yourself.
I'm a duck.
That's good.
You are a duck.
Let's continue. Let's raise it up.
It's heavy.
Who is this?
I'm Kato.
Isn't this a little too much?
I have a lot of work to do.
I bought a big backpack recently.
Is this it?
- I see. - But I don't think there's anything weird.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- There's a lot of vinyl. - Yeah.
- The amount is weird. - What amount is this?
- Is it again? Maybe. - Is it bread?
- What's up with your outfit? - It's different.
- What's up with your outfit? - What's up with your outfit?
I've been into bananas lately, and I went to the supermarket in the morning, so I brought it as it is.
You bought it in the morning.
Why is it in there?
I was having a donut party with Sasaki earlier.
This is expensive, isn't it?
This is a vegan product.
What is this?
This is for the face, and this is for the whole body.
That's why you put in so much effort.
There's a lot of stuff in here.
What's wrong?
What is this?
This is...
There's something on it!
Oh, it's off.
You don't want to waste electricity?
I don't want to waste it.
What is this?
KANJI KIYAKI uses this a lot.
I bought it because I admired it and imitated it.
How much is this?
I haven't paid for it yet.
What do you mean?
I bought it through my staff.
You're bluffing.
Is this expensive?
I think it's about 10,000 to 20,000 yen.
You're spending a lot of money on it.
Do you know the effect of this?
I know.
The skeleton here is completely different from before.
The skeleton changes?
It's like an Australian movie.
The bones have been cut off.
Even if the photo is completely different, it's so cute that you can't even compare it.
Thank you.
I was simply fat.
Is it because of me?
That's right.
You're trying a lot of things.
You respect her, don't you?
Yes.
Is it effective?
Well...
You're the one who says it's effective.
It's really amazing.
Once when I was in the countryside, the hotel room was the same.
I was rolling for more than an hour.
I was wondering if my face would come off.
Which one do you respect?
You were trying a lot of things.
That's right.
Now, let's go to the last one.
This is it, young man.
It's really a horror movie.
Why is that?
I was about to raise my voice when I saw it.
I was surprised. First of all, whose bag is this?
That's right.
Welcome!
It's a school trip bag.
When I was a college student, I was planning to go on a school trip and become an OL.
When I was about to enter college, I bought it in a suit set.
My friend is a new employee, and I'm jealous of him.
I was jealous of him, and I bought it.
You talk a lot.
You don't hold back.
You have such a history.
You bought it when you were young.
Now, everyone around you is a new employee.
It's a school trip suit and set.
It's a waste not to use it.
Everyone is using it now.
I feel like a social person for the first year only in my bag.
I see. You talk a lot.
You don't hold back.
You said it.
It's not a bag for idols.
It's cute.
It has a heart shape.
It's a collaboration bag with Nozomi Sasaki.
Is that so?
It's a good bag.
Let's see what's in it.
It's a water bottle.
Let's see it.
There are many materials in it.
Yes, there are.
There's nothing in it.
What is it?
This is the scariest thing.
What is it?
It's a water bottle.
It's a bag.
It's a wallet.
It's not a rainstorm. It's not a rainstorm. It's not raining at all.
I used to use a proper wallet before, but I lost it and when I buy it next time, I want to buy a more proper wallet.
I'm saving money now, and until then, I thought I'd use this kind of thing as a substitute, and every time it gets old, I replace it.
So you had it before you had a rainstorm.
Yes, I want to use a proper and expensive wallet.
It's a connection.
I've been using it for a long time.
How is it?
It smells like a rainstorm kelp.
Can you smell it? It really smells like kelp.
Oh, you're right!
But you know what? It's written here. "Photos are an image."
I see.
Then it may not be strange.
This is what it actually looks like.
But I used to use a proper and cute one in the past.
That's really old-fashioned.
It's suspicious.
That's why you're pulling it now.
Will you be chosen as the honorable worst wallet representative?
That's lame.
I was taken by the waves of people, and where did you take me?
Even though I love you like this, I lost sight of you.
I chased you, I called your name, and I ran around, but...
Love is an emotion that can't be forgotten, you're not here anymore,
Memories are falling apart little by little and going into the darkness,
I'm sure I could have stopped the sadness in my imagination,
The reality in front of me just makes me want to blame myself,
I want to know if I can forget you, even if it's only half of my memories.
Announcement of the results!
Is this the anniversary?
That's right. It's "idol rashikaranu" by Wakabayashi-san.
It's "idol rashikaranu", isn't it?
It's "worst kaban" like this, isn't it?
Yes, I understand.
Then, I'll announce it.
The target of "worst kaban" is...
Iguchi!
Well, I guess so.
As expected, it's "idol rashikaranu", isn't it?
Well, Watanabe and Tomi-tan also hesitated, but...
There were still some parts that were "idol rashikaranu", so...
This time, it's Iguchi.
Then, let's watch the shocking scene one more time!
It's his wallet!
So, Iguchi-san!
As a punishment, please say goodbye to everyone!
I'll do my best to become "idol rashikaranu" as well!
Bye-bye!
You're so cute!
After this, the members of Hiragana will do a live broadcast!
What will happen?!
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Next time, Hiragana members and Kasuga will do a "gachinko" match!
They will challenge Kasuga with their own genre!
Will they be able to win against a man who will never let go?!
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