AISubs v3.5
Good evening, I'm Audrey
Nice
It's a rocket start
I'm excited about it
Audrey is going to be a host of "Hiragana Keyaki"
Thank you for coming
Thank you for having me
I'm glad you are a host
I'm in a place called "sub"
I'll tell you why I'm here
We don't know who is a host of "Hiragana Keyaki" yet
We'll go into the studio and find out who is a host of "Hiragana Keyaki"
It's a secret of a road show
I've never seen this kind of person
Who is a host of "Hiragana Keyaki"?
Let's see who is a host of "Hiragana Keyaki"
They are coming
Is there an order?
They moved a little
She is a leader
She is a first-year student
They are greeting each other
You passed the test
You are arrogant
Good morning. We are "Hiragana Keyaki"
We are working hard as a host of "Hiragana Keyaki"
Thank you for having us
She is big
She is a leader of "Hiragana Keyaki"
Don't you wear earphones?
Do you wear earphones?
Can you hear me?
No, I'm imagining
You are CG
You are "Hiragana Audrey"
Audrey of "Hiragana Keyaki"
She is smiling
She is a first-year student
You know it
I've studied it
What is he doing?
Is he nervous?
Do you know it?
You'll know it later
I've studied it
Is Hiyori okay?
I like it
Stop it
Are you all right?
I wonder what this is like. I wonder what kind of plan it is.
Good morning! Five, four, three, two...
That's how it is.
Everyone's hands are like this, aren't they?
How do you hear it? Do you hear it like it comes out when you clap?
You're not hearing anything, are you?
You're scared, aren't you?
It's scary, isn't it?
Let's make a weird voice.
Like "eh?"
Eh?
No, let's go with this for the first time.
Let's not go out and go out for the second time.
I can't watch it for the second time.
Everyone in Fuyagana Keyaki...
Congratulations on your first ever show!
Thank you!
Actually, I'm the MC of this show.
I didn't even have a MC, but I was clapping.
That kind of show doesn't exist.
Now, here's the question. Who am I?
Let's go with your posture.
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
Sawabe-san.
Ah, Sawabe-san. I wonder about that.
Yes!
Tenno Koi-san.
Ah, we don't need that.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, we took a survey of people who want to be MCs in advance, right?
Let's take a look at the results first.
Here it is!
Well, then...
1 dollar, needles, silver wheels...
Makito Deluxe, Sanshiro...
It doesn't mean it's not in here, does it?
Shut up!
Wait a minute!
I got a little excited, so it's hard for me to come out!
I'm sure they'll say something like "what?!" when we come out.
It stinks!
See?
She's getting excited!
You can't touch it like that!
If you make it bigger...
Here is the hint time!
I'd like to take questions from you all.
Is there anyone who has a question?
Yes, please!
Do you have a strong habit?
I have a strong habit!
No, it's not good.
It's already Chidori-san's imagination.
Yes, please!
Where are you from?
Okayama!
If you don't say the truth...
It'll be like "what do you think, Shiraio?"
Shall we move on to the next hint?
This program is brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
These sponsors.
I don't think you know it yet...
The next hint is...
Please pay attention to the entrance in the middle of the set!
Please show us the proof!
Okay, please don't make a noise.
Everyone, do you know who this silhouette is?
It's Sawabe-san.
Ah, the shape of his head...
It's Sawabe-san, isn't it?
Ah, the person in the silhouette...
Are you Sawabe-san?
Is it wrong?
Okay, the person in the silhouette...
Please show us the pose that will give you a hint.
That's a strong hint!
Okay, go ahead.
Kasuga-san!
Hmm, let's see...
That's...
That hint was too strong!
It's definitely Kasuga-san!
Please stop for a moment, person in the silhouette!
Okay...
I'd like to announce the correct answer...
Everyone, please wait for a moment!
After this, it's finally Audrey's first encounter!
Will the members accept them as MCs?!
Okay, please show us the proof!
You have a strong habit.
It's the first time I've heard you say you have a strong habit.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
By the way, you don't say Audrey's name at all, do you?
Do you?
Look at this.
We didn't say it anywhere, did we?
No, we didn't.
Matsuko can't be the MC.
What?
There's only one person.
What?
Kosaka-san.
Oh!
You have courage, don't you?
That's right.
Why did you write Audrey?
I really like talking, so I chose it and wrote it.
Oh, I'm so grateful.
You should sit in the first row over here.
Or you can sit in the middle of it.
You can sit in the middle of it.
I'll make a joke.
I'll make a joke that's easy to understand.
Hiyori-chan, are you okay?
You looked like you were thinking about something.
Are you mentally okay?
I'm okay.
Your thumb was shaking, though.
It's because you're shy.
Yes.
The title of this show has just been decided.
What?
You don't know it yet, do you?
What kind of title do you think it is?
"Keyaki wa kakeru".
Because it's "hiragana", right?
What a stupid title it is!
Is there anything else?
How about "hiragana"?
Hiragana...
That's inappropriate!
So, I'd like to announce the title...
"Hiragana Oshi"!
I'd like to announce the title "Hiragana Oshi" from now on.
What do you think of "hiragana oshi", everyone?
Don't look like you don't know it!
Even if it's a lie, let's get excited!
Yeah!
It's not "yeah"!
As if you took it out of your mouth.
It's like you can't see it clearly.
Like "huh?"
Are you going to rethink it now?
"Oshi" means "push" for you, everyone.
It's going to be a popular show, really.
That's right.
Let's do our best!
First of all, I, Kasuga, will announce the title.
Thank you.
Don't mistake it for a camera.
I accidentally mistook it for a camera.
Well, Wakamaisu-kun.
Yes?
Do you know what an MC has to do first in an idol show?
Are you going to talk for that long?
I want to do everyone's project as soon as possible.
Oh, really?
Well, we want to know about everyone, don't we?
That's right.
So you're going to remember each member's profile, right?
Yes, yes.
Like "how about that girl?" or "how about her catchphrase?"
For now, I only know that Hiyori-chan is dark.
That's information you just heard.
Well, two weeks ago, I had a meeting for this show.
At that time, the staff gave me the profiles of all the members.
Oh...
It's like "remember and love" with a pretty scary face.
I was told not to say it, but...
This time, we're going to introduce the profiles of all the members, which Kasuga has been remembering for two weeks, one by one, so that even the shy Wakamaisu-kun will be interested in them.
Well, you know most of them, like who they are, where they're from, what catchphrases they have.
- You've memorized them? - I've memorized them all.
- All of them? - That's right.
- All of them? - Yes, I've made my own original ones like these.
But I can't memorize them if I don't write them myself, you know?
- I've prepared for it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, let's go. - Kasuga-san, you're in a good mood, as expected.
It's like I'm doing a play or something.
I'm sorry about that.
So, the first project of the show is "Kasuga Presents"!
Introducing the members' profiles!
So, let's start with the first generation, the first row.
So, Kasuga, who do you want to be introduced to?
Why can't I see anyone?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Let's do it there! - I just heard it.
I memorized it two weeks ago.
Right? Let's do it on TV there.
- I'm begging you. - Right?
- Then I'll say it, Ushio-san. - Sure, you can say it.
- So, Ushio-kun, welcome! - Yes!
I'm Ushio Sarina, 20 years old from Kanagawa Prefecture.
My hobby is taking a walk and I've been into kimchi lately.
I'll try various things and do my best one by one, so please take care of me from now on!
- Well, Ushio-kun, Ushio Sarina, right? - Yes.
- "Sarimakashi". - Wow!
- "Sarimakashi" and "adana"... - "Nacho" and "sarimakashi".
- "Nacho"? - "Nacho"!
- "Nacho" is... - You must have taken "na" from "sarina", right?
- Isn't it "satcho" normally? - No, it's not.
- Oh, is it? Isn't it? - No.
- You didn't write it, did you? - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- One of our members, Kato Shiho... - Yes, Kato Shiho.
- Kato Shiho wrote it for me and... - Huh? I didn't write it for you!
- Huh? Are you kidding me?! - I didn't write it for you!
- You didn't write it for me? - No, I didn't.
- Oh, then it's Kumi! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Yes.
- Sasaki Kumi... - Oh, it's Sasaki-kun, Sasaki's Kumi-san. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - If you made a mistake, that's your fault.
- Right? - Sasaki-san wrote it for me. - She wrote it for you. - Yes.
- Here's the catchphrase. "Turimakashii, turimakashii, sarimakashii..." - "Turimakashii, turimakashii, sarimakashii..."
I'll sing you a lullaby you won't be able to sleep.
"It's "Ushio Sarina"!"
- "Your favorite food is something you can chew." - Yes.
- "Your least favorite food is something you can't chew." - Oh...
- You like food you can chew. - Yes.
- "Your past life is wearing a strawberry shirt." - Huh?!
- What? You're doing a lot of things, aren't you?! - Yes.
- That's how much I chew. - Wow!
- You remember a lot! - Yes, I do.
- Do you remember that much when you're alone? - Of course I do!
- That's amazing! - Yes.
- Who are you close with? I'd like to know that. - I'm not really close with certain people...
- Why are you acting like a spy? - No, I'm not!
- What do you mean "close"? You should know! You're in a group! - No, I'm not!
- I'm always with people who are close to me. - Oh, really?
- You're not the type of person who's close with everyone? - No.
- Huh? You're not like that? - No, I'm not!
- Oh, you're trying to solidify your character! - No, I'm not!
- Now, the two MCs will show us their special skills! - What should we do?
- Please use tongue twisters. - Tongue twisters? - Yes.
- I'll make a flip and you have to answer right away. - Yes.
- Three times in a row. - Yes.
- This is the first one!
- Red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, red hair, blue hair, yellow hair!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- You don't bite, right? - That's right.
- People often say "quick-tongued" so...
- Red hair, blue hair, yellow hair...
- Say it properly! Say "yellow hair"!
- I'm sorry! - Poor yellow hair!
- Say "red hair" and "blue hair" together! - Try it one more time! One more challenge!
- Red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, red hair, blue hair, yellow hair...
- You can't say "yellow hair", can you? - I'm sorry!
- Say "yellow hair" one more time!
- I'm sorry! - She's mad at you!
- She's mad at you!
- Lastly, let's try something a little more difficult. - Yes!
- Here it is!
- Passing hair, shiny and dry hair, bounce!
- Alright!
- You passed all of them! - Thank you!
- You're good!
- Who wants to be introduced next?
- Why don't you give it up?
- If you're a blood relative, you should give it up!
- Yeah, you're still not giving it up!
- Okay, I'll call you up!
- Let's go with Kage! Kage-chan!
- Kage-chan...
- I'm Kageyama Yuka, a second year high school student from Tokyo.
- Recently, I've been into impersonating other members.
- My motto is "If you smile, something will happen",
- so I'll make the most of my awkwardness and do my best!
- Thank you!
My favorite soccer player is a girl who loves soccer and has a 4th grade judge's qualification.
- Oh, really? - Yes, I do.
- And my favorite player is a player of AC Milan.
- I guess it depends on the era. - Yes.
- You like players of AC Milan. - Yes.
- And my past life is a villager.
- That's wide.
- What do you mean by "past life"?
- Are you being told by the same person?
- I don't know. It was part of the questionnaire.
- Everyone asked you, didn't they? - Yes.
- What do you mean by "past life"?
- Because you look like a villager.
- I see.
- That's why you look like a villager.
- Do you have a favorite book?
- I like Detective Conan.
- Shall we start from the beginning?
- I practiced to show my specialty in this program.
- I'll do a technique called "heel lift".
- It's difficult, isn't it?
- Yes.
- "Heel lift" is a dribbling technique where you pinch the ball with both feet and lift it up with your heels.
- Let's start.
- Heel lift.
- Please!
- You failed!
- One more time! - I'm counting on you.
- I can do it next time. - You can do it.
- I got a questionnaire from Evangelist Kyoko.
- I was able to do it at that time.
- You did it, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- Do you have footage of it? - I do.
- So you got a footage of it? - Yes.
- I'll insert it into your phone.
- Yay! - I hope you can really do it, too.
- How many more challenges do you want me to do?
- You're so nice!
- How many challenges do you want me to do?
- Well...
- Maybe 7? - That's a lot!
(Laughter)
(Sigh)
Shall we go?
Hey!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good, it's good!
I did it!
You came up straight!
This is a success!
I did it!
Hey, your "guts" pose is ugly!
Well, I'd like to choose from here.
You've changed.
Yes.
Shall we go with Kakizaki?
Yes.
I'm Kakizaki Memi, a second-year high school student from Nagano Prefecture.
Recently, I've been absorbed in reading manga.
I'll do my best to show my personality.
Thank you in advance.
She is a French doll of Keyakizaka.
Your whole life is a French doll, isn't it?
Yes.
By the way, who are you friends with?
Oh, you are friends with Takase.
You are good friends with Takase.
Recently, you went on a trip in search of cat ears.
What is it?
We were live streaming a video together.
On February 22nd, it was Cat Day.
So I said "I want to wear cat ears."
And we went on a trip in search of cat ears.
You went shopping together, didn't you?
Yes.
You went shopping together, didn't you?
Yes.
She is like that.
Do you have nicknames?
Nicknames...
Oh, yes.
Cat ears.
Do you call me "cat ears"?
It's a nickname I didn't like.
A nickname you didn't like.
Cat ears.
When I'm nervous or laugh too much, my cat ears shake at high speed.
My friend who saw it said, "Your cat ears are activated."
Did you know about it?
Oh, you knew about it.
They shake at super high speed.
Oh, you've seen it.
I took a video of it once.
But it was too fast for me to see it.
It was too fast?
You can't do it with your smartphone now?
It's getting better.
I can only say my age in English.
Only your age?
Yes.
You can say anything else.
You can only say your age.
For example, this person is 39 years old.
What about him?
I think I can do it.
Try it.
He is 39 years old.
He is 30 years old.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Shall we ask your friend, Takase-kun?
Yes, Takase-san.
I'm 19-year-old Takase Mana from Osaka.
My hobbies are watching musicals and watching videos of hamsters.
I'll do my best to show more of my personality in the future, so please support me.
Takase-kun is good at English, isn't he?
He is a global girl from Keyakizaka.
I'm Takase Mana.
You were almost correct in your English exam.
I can almost speak English now.
That's right.
His favorite food is potato.
It's not a potato.
It's a potato.
His favorite food is potato and his least favorite food is fish.
That's not a fish?
That's not a fish.
He hates it so he doesn't like it.
His favorite food is potato?
His favorite food is potato.
I see.
And he has a unit with Kakizaki.
I see.
Unit?
He has a name.
Memiphy.
That's great.
Memiphy.
He is active with Memiphy.
Memiphy?
His name is Memi.
That's right.
This is Phi.
Mana Phi. Mana Phi.
Phi.
Memi is gaining a lot.
That's right.
I say it a lot but he doesn't listen to me.
That's not true.
I voted for him.
Oh, you asked as a fan.
That's right.
I asked Memimana and Memiphy which one is better
and they said Memiphy is 70% better.
That can't be helped if 70% is taken.
If it becomes official, I will think about it.
But there is overwhelming support from the fans.
That's right.
No matter what.
After this, let's have a look at Professor's specialty!
What kind of combination is there?
Translate what Kasuga-san said into Japanese into English.
Oh, that's good.
Translate.
You should translate it!
It doesn't make sense to translate it.
Eh? Well, it's simple.
My name is Kasuga.
I am a Japanese comedian.
I am very funny and I am the best comedian in Japan.
Why didn't you translate it?!
Can't you translate it?!
It's a little bugged.
Well, I'll do it.
I am very funny and I am the best comedian in Japan.
No, thank you!
Accept it!
She got angry.
Lastly, can you tell me your age?
I am 19 years old.
What kind of combination is there?!
After this, she will show off her funny skills and her music skills!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors of this program.
Stop it!
Next time, we will introduce the first-generation profiles and the second half of the show!
We will also introduce new members and their music skills!
Oh, you can play the piano, too!
Also, Fukato is very proud of herself!
What is it?!
It's just a cereal game.