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Intelligent Comedian Razor Kaz's Summary Edition!
Tonight...
Razor Kaz, who is a hot topic in the morning news program with many regulars, will teach us how to comment!
A commentator is just someone who is popular.
What If We Became Commentators?
will be held by Hinacho Iwai!
We've found out that she used political funds for political purposes.
I think you're stupid for being so consistent.
Popular actor A and national actress B will have an electric marriage!
Who are you asking?
Don't mess with me!
Also...
Hinatazaka 46 members' delusional life together!
Room share selection announcement!
Do you like housework? Are you good at it?
We don't have to pay too much attention to each other and don't have to talk much.
Hinatazaka 46 members, who have become reporters, will interview first-class celebrities!
Hinatazaka 46, do you have a moment?
First up is the mission!
Ask Razor Kaz about their delusional life together!
Razor Kaz, who has been popular even now since his youth,
will interview three entertainers and Razor Kaz, who are living together now,
to find out more about their delusional life!
How did you start living together?
How did we start?
Well, we didn't have money back in the day.
We didn't have a place to live, and we didn't want to pay rent.
So we decided to live in a cheap place as much as we could, and with my juniors...
At some point in time, we ran out of places to live, and my juniors were there, so we decided to live together.
We started living together, and as we did, we started having more and more people.
And now we have more and more people, don't you think?
You're working quite a lot now, and you're making quite a lot of money.
Yes, I am making quite a lot of money.
Don't you want to live together?
No, I don't!
Why not?
Well, when you're alone and you go home and there's no one there, you don't like it, do you?
Especially when there's no one there and you're home alone, you don't like it, do you?
I don't like it when I have to leave my own rules and tissues here, and I don't like it when I bump into things like that, do you?
But now that you're living together, you don't have any of that, do you?
Ah, that's nice of you.
Do you write your name on your pudding?
No, I don't!
I'm sorry for ruining your dream.
It's fine, it's fine.
I don't care who bought it.
Ah...
It's like a family.
Ah, that's nice of you.
Have you ever felt like you didn't like living together?
No, I haven't!
That's wonderful!
Not at all.
What do you do?
Ah, that's...
I'm in charge of renting.
And my junior is in charge of cleaning.
Ah...
Yes, yes, I'm in charge of everything.
Then, you know the ice cream maker in the fridge?
Yes, yes, yes!
Who makes that?
I think my junior is doing it.
I don't even know where the ice cream maker is.
I've done it before.
How do you decide the order of taking a bath?
That's right!
I do it at any time I like.
Don't you cover it up?
Wouldn't it be fine if I didn't cover it up?
Would it be okay?
How about the toilet paper?
There's quite a bit left, isn't there?
Is Kazureza properly like that?
No, my juniors do it all for me.
You're a very kind person.
I don't want to worry about it.
But it's not like that.
That's where I have the most seniors and juniors.
I spend most of my salary on it, so I ask for everything else.
I see.
I don't need anything more than that.
Hinata and her friends are interested in shared life.
If 46 members of Hinata and her friends live together,
we will announce the room share selection!
We will announce the reason why we chose this selection.
Kazureza, could you give us some advice on whether we can get along well or not?
I see.
Was the selection pretty easy?
Wait a minute!
Is this for all members of Hinata and her friends?
I didn't know that!
What's wrong with you four?
What's wrong with you?
You're enjoying your own time.
I didn't know that!
If you didn't say it, I'd be really sad.
If you didn't say it, I'd be really happy.
But you didn't say it and someone didn't get chosen.
What should we do?
I'm depressed.
I'm getting excited for this project.
I'm really sorry!
I wanted to live with you all!
It's different to live with someone you get along with.
That's right! If you live with someone you get along with, you might not like them.
I see.
If you live with someone you get along with, you won't choose them.
That's right.
Now, let's announce the room share selection!
The top batter is Suzuka, a second year student.
The three people selected from the 22 members of Hirotazaka46 are...
Hey!
Ta-dah!
Boom!
The people I want to live with are...
Ushio Sarina, Sasaki Kumi, and Kageyama Yuka!
You two were selected from the spot, weren't you?
I'm happy!
Why were you selected?
We have first, second, and third generation students.
We are all first generation students.
Suzuka is a senior.
We are all seniors.
First of all, Sarina is like a mother to me.
She is like a mother to me.
Can I do anything for you?
You can do anything for me.
Kumi is like a mood maker.
She is always with me and takes care of me.
I like that she doesn't take care of me too much.
I like that about Kumi.
She doesn't take care of me, does she?
No, she doesn't.
Kageyama Yuka is smart and knowledgeable.
I chose her because she seems to know everything.
I see.
I think it's great to live with a senior.
It's good to live with a senior.
I think it's easier not to change that.
I think it's stressful if you change your attitude in and out of the house.
I think it's easier to stay together in and out of the house.
I think it's because she is a senior.
I think she will pay for the rent, too.
I will do my best.
All three of you will pay for the rent, right?
Yes, all of us will pay for the rent.
You will pay for all of us, right?
I think it's good.
I will do my best.
Next, we will announce the first-generation character, Mane-chan.
She is the only first-generation character in Hinatazaka.
Ta-da!
Higashimura Mei.
Higashimura is quite...
Oh, she's happy.
I'm very happy.
It's not like we're talking a lot, but...
we're at home, so we want to relax, right?
So we don't have to pay too much attention to each other and don't have to talk.
On the contrary, it's a good atmosphere or a sense of security.
I don't want to live with a noisy guy.
After all...
Even when it's quiet, you can talk to people you like.
That's right!
It depends on how quiet it is.
You can spend time even if it's completely quiet in Higashimura.
That's good.
Next is Sasaki Kumi.
Sasaki Kumi is the oldest in Hinatazaka.
She knows a lot of things and seems to be quite reliable.
And she seems to be able to cook, so I chose her.
Are you going to leave it up to her?
I'm not good at cooking.
So I'll be in charge of cooking and cooking.
The other one is Sasaki Mirei.
Sasaki Mirei actually invites me to her house when she's free.
I love parties.
So I chose a quiet place like Higashimura.
Sasaki Mirei seems to have a lot of fun.
So I chose her.
I see.
If you want to get excited, go there.
If you want to relax, go to Higashimura.
Hinatazaka is...
Higashimura and you are on the same side.
You're having a party, but it's quiet.
Is it okay for you?
Will you join me?
Is it okay for you?
I love parties.
So I'll join you.
Then you'll make noise, right?
What did you say?
Next is Yuka, the youngest member of Hinatazaka.
She will announce her life choices.
My life choices are...
Sasaki Mirei, Takamo Daya or Miyata Manamo.
You didn't choose from here, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't choose from here.
You always choose from there.
That's right.
I like cooking and housework.
She also likes housework and is good at it.
Everyone is good at cooking.
When I drop garbage, I want to pick it up and throw it away.
So I thought that if I had members who would help me and clean up for me, I could keep the house clean.
You focused on living comfortably.
You focused on people who have the same life rhythm as you.
I chose it because I wanted to cook together.
It's easy for you to live comfortably, isn't it?
Is it true?
If you were alone and there was a dirty guy, you would beat him up.
I'm serious.
If you like cleanliness and are conscious of it, you should do your best.
I see.
I think you should do it.
I was told that I like cleanliness and am conscious of it in Kageyama House.
I'm worried about other places.
Is it okay if there is a dirty guy?
You like cleanliness in particular and are good at cooking in particular.
I don't care about housework in particular.
But people who like cleanliness keep their house clean all the time.
Don't you feel like you don't need to clean up today?
You don't want to get dirty.
Of course I don't want to get dirty.
But I don't want to do it with a sprayer.
It's better to be in a dirty state.
I want to get out of it.
Isn't it dangerous when someone comes to play?
When a rough guy comes...
At that time, I change my mind.
Sorry, I came to play on the sandy beach, but I can't get out of it.
I think about it on the sandy beach.
Please come to the veranda.
Let me out of the veranda once.
I can't let you out of the door.
Next is Haruyo of the third generation.
She is only 17 years old.
What kind of members did she choose?
I'm Chira.
Ushio, Karina.
Akari, Manamo.
Thank you.
You were chosen.
I'm happy.
I was waiting for it.
I'm glad you were chosen.
I'm sure you didn't choose me.
Ushio always listens to me.
I'm comfortable with him because we talk a lot.
I have a hobby of playing games.
I want to live with him in that part of my life.
Miyata is good at cooking.
I chose him because I thought he was good at cooking.
I don't usually act on my own.
I want people around me to act on their own.
I clean up.
Do you clean up? / Yes.
It's helpful for people who like playing games.
Yes.
People who like playing games usually go home.
It's a hassle to do the wiring.
It's a hassle to do the wiring on the first day of moving.
Next is Sarina, who is good at girls.
Are you talking about all of us?
I didn't know.
What's wrong with you?
Sarina thought she would choose one of us by mistake.
Who did she choose?
Ushio, please.
I didn't know.
Do you live with five people?
Do you live with six people?
Kageyama likes muscle training and exercise.
I chose him because I wanted to exercise with him after eating at home.
Higashimura is silent and comfortable.
Even if we don't talk, we can communicate with each other by telepathy.
We can communicate with each other.
Can you communicate with each other? / Yes.
I thought you were beaten up.
I want to live with Higashimura.
I see.
Tomita and Suzuka talk to each other a lot.
They communicate with each other in their daily life.
We can talk about small happiness and sadness we had in our daily life.
It's important.
It's important to be able to talk about anything.
It's good to be excited about it.
You look happy.
I'm still happy.
Who is the happiest?
I'm not happy.
You look happy.
Do you want to go somewhere on holidays?
What do you want to do?
Don't make me do it.
It's different from the contract.
I'm sorry.
Don't you have more people?
I'm sorry.
I misunderstood you.
I'm sorry for hurting you.
I'm sorry.
If you don't write your name here, I won't let you go.
Is that so?
I'm sad that you do that.
You have to use your name in editing.
You can't use it because you wrote it.
I'm sorry.
The last one is MEI of IKISEI.
MANA and SARINA chose me because I was comfortable even if I didn't say anything.
Who will you choose?
I'm here.
I'm TAKAMOTO AYAKA of SASAKI CUMMI KATO ISHIHO.
You look like you're close to each other.
I chose a member who is simple and good friends with me.
Do you have someone you think you are good friends with?
You said you would quarrel if you were only good friends with me.
The beginning of a conversation is unexpectedly good.
Sometimes you can see each other's weaknesses.
Sometimes you can see each other's weaknesses at the beginning of a conversation.
We often sit together in the attic.
You are especially good friends with each other.
That's right.
Some of you are not good friends with each other, but you have a telepathic relationship with each other.
You're in trouble if you say that.
Can I say something?
No.
Don't say it.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to say it.
Please be quiet.
I think I'm the one with the most seats in the attic.
I think so, too.
We always sit next to each other.
I think it's hard for you to say it, but...
Why do you sit next to me?
If you live together in HINATASAKA46...
That's all for today.
The next mission is...
Learn how to comment from KAZURAZER.
KAZURAZER is well-known for his comments on wide shows and online news.
That's right.
KAZURAZER is well-known for his comments on wide shows and online news.
But I won't say it.
I won't say it only for this show.
But you don't want to do it, do you?
Do you want to do it?
I want to do it.
I watch a wide show every morning.
You can do it from tomorrow.
Anyone can do it.
Really?
I want to be a wide show commentator one day.
When I grow up and gain more experience, I want to appear on a wide show.
You should appear on a wide show as soon as possible.
Commentators who are popular now are me, Imjit, and Ruwa-chan, who are often cut off from the internet.
When these three say something, people say, "Oh, you said it a lot," or "You're young and you know a lot about things."
But people who know more about things than these three are said to be arrogant.
It's just that people who are thought to be popular are saying it now, so everyone is convinced.
Commentators are just popular people doing it.
It has nothing to do with people with knowledge.
So if you try to be a commentator and say, "I'm popular," you'll probably be cut off.
Commentators all look like that.
I already have a supporter, so if I say this, it will resonate.
It's about having confidence.
Everyone says the same thing.
On the contrary, people who say, "I'm not popular," "I don't want popularity," or "I'm not popular,"
are trying to gain popularity by saying, "I'm not popular."
Everyone is doing it for popularity. It's the same thing.
Then, hidden program "Hinacho's wide show" starts!
What kind of comments will Hinata-chan and others make about "entertainment news" issues?
Challenge in a practical format!
Everyone, do your best so you can get offers!
Good morning!
Now, it's time for "Hinacho Celebrates" show!
The first news!
Popular actress A and national actress B got married five years ago and were in a series of dramas together.
A new life is waiting for B, and B decides to retire from the entertainment world in order to focus on raising children.
Now, about this news...
Mr. Higashimura of "Hinacho Celebrates"...
What do you think?
Hmm...
I think it's a very happy story.
I see.
But it's a shame that Geno is retiring.
I think it's a shame, but...
I want you to do your best.
She wants you to do your best and retire.
I see.
Let's continue.
Let's ask again. Is there anything else, Higashimura-san?
By the way, is there anything else?
Well...
I'm looking forward to seeing my child's face.
They are a couple of beautiful men and women.
I think a real beautiful woman will be born.
Whether it's a man or a woman.
I think you'll be able to move forward in Geno's world in the future.
Let's continue.
Let's ask Ushio-san.
Yes.
But it's a wonderful coincidence.
Meeting the person of your life is a very difficult thing, isn't it?
That's right.
But that's what makes it a drama.
It's a very romantic dream.
Now, there is a lot of sad news.
I heard a happy episode like this.
I also felt very happy in the morning.
I see.
There is sad news these days.
Yes.
There is sad news.
What do you think about it, Higashimura-san?
Certainly.
There was a voice saying that there is little bright news.
What do you think about it?
Who will you ask about it?
Don't change it without asking me.
When I saw it, it seemed like there was an opinion, so I asked Mr. Higashiyama.
Then, in order to improve the comments of Hinata and others, Mr. Fazlazer will give advice.
Then, let's look back and go.
I think it's a very happy ending.
After all, it is important to say that happy things are happy.
First of all, what you all think is very important.
And I want you to look in the mirror and say, "Oh, this is really good."
You've taken a good look at all the comments.
I think your comments are perfect, too.
Now, it has been discovered that politician Mr. Hinata Taro used political funds for his personal use, such as going to a hot spring resort in a public company.
Mr. Hinata Taro has confessed that he has no memory of it at all, and that the general public is asking for self-restraint.
What do you think about it, Ms. Takahase?
Well, it's a pretty difficult topic.
No matter what kind of person you are, you shouldn't do what you shouldn't do, and you shouldn't do bad things.
I hope you will take responsibility for it.
In particular, what do you think is not good about it?
I don't think going to a hot spring resort is a bad thing.
Going to a hot spring resort itself is not a bad thing, right?
Yes.
Then, what is the problem?
What is the problem?
Do you still care about it?
Yes, I do.
Then, let's ask for the answer.
Ms. Higashimura, what is the problem?
What is the problem of going to a hot spring resort?
Well, it means that a lot of people went to a hot spring resort.
Oh, it's a new trend.
Was it news that a lot of people went to a hot spring resort?
The problem is difficult.
Is it a problem?
Ms. Tomita, let's ask for the answer.
What is the problem?
Well, I think that a lot of young people are not interested in politics.
But, I think that these people are stupid people with constant numbers of people.
Oh, do you think so?
If news like this is spreading among politicians, it means that there is a group of evil among politicians.
There is a evil core among politicians.
I think there is a evil core among politicians.
Evil core.
Evil core is spreading to younger generations.
What kind of people are evil core?
So if we don't get rid of that evil core, I don't think this will end.
The evil core in politics.
I told you about getting rid of that core, but what kind of person is it?
To get rid of the evil core, you need to get rid of the good core.
The good core.
Get rid of the good core.
It's a direct confrontation, isn't it?
That's right.
Where is the good core? Unfortunately, it's not around us.
No, but the good core is cool because it doesn't show up in front of people.
I see. It doesn't show up in front of people, does it?
That's right.
So we don't have a way to contact you?
So we're looking forward to those people defeating the evil core in the future.
Waiting for the good core to appear.
I see.
Shimada-san, is there anything you can't say about the good core?
Huh?
The good core is a little difficult.
That's right.
Indeed, our good core was a little difficult.
Once again, we will ask Mr. Kazuraser for advice.
Heh.
So, Mr. Kazuraser, no matter who you are, you shouldn't do what you shouldn't do, so you should apologize in advance for the fact.
The difficult thing about this is that when you have a problem like this, you tend to be pushed into it a lot.
If you don't say it clearly, you'll end up doing something.
It's not like you shouldn't do it, it's more like you can't say clearly what's wrong.
This kind of story ends up being cornered very easily.
There is an evil core, and you eliminate it.
There is a good core riding it, but the good core doesn't come out in front of people.
This is going to be the topic of Yahoo! News.
Evil core versus good core.
Everyone will click on this, so I don't know how it will turn out.
However, even fake news is exciting.
Now, for the next news.
The other day, a twin baby of a giant panda was born at Inatsuzaka Zoo.
The name has not yet been decided, but it is said that the name will be decided by a candidate.
Now, about this news...
How about you, Yamaguchi-san?
Pandas are born, right?
That's right! Well, I think they are born by any means.
Personally, it's very rare for me to hear about a twin panda.
I'm very curious about the name.
It's a candidate.
Is there a name you'd like to apply for?
"Pan" and "Dan"...
Now, about this news...
How about you, Higashimura-san?
Is there a name you'd like to apply for?
"Pan" and "Dan"...
Which one is it? "Pan" and...
"Dan" and "Dan"...
What does it mean?
It's a word I've been using a lot lately.
A word you like... "Pan" and "Dan"...
What does it mean?
Now, let's continue.
Kaguya-san, what do you think about pandas being born?
When you grow up, you don't get many opportunities to go to a zoo.
I'd like to take this opportunity.
Also, due to COVID-19, I don't think many people go to zoos.
If more and more people come to hear about pandas,
I think we can continue to be wonderful animals.
By the way, pandas' names are...
Oh, the most famous ones are "Nui-nui" and "Nei- nei".
What do you think about that?
"Nui-nui" and "Nei-nei"...
I'm a little curious about what they mean.
I see.
I'd like to ask the person who gave me the name.
I see.
Shut up and do it!
So, we just finished our show "HINA CHOI WIDE SHOW".
What did you think of our comments?
They were great!
You know, we always ask ridiculous questions.
But you never break away from them.
You always give us the worst hints.
What was the most memorable comment for you?
Well...
It was funny that you answered my question.
At first, I thought you wouldn't say anything.
But it was very funny.
What kind of person is she usually like?
She is very strange.
What kind of person is she like?
Next time...
Drama "BORDERLESS ROOM".
A group of up-and-coming members!
My eyes are twitching.
Don't you think you look like a remote character?
It's like a great picture, isn't it?
Let's expose our members' image!
Do you think you can be excited about it?
Yui Kyoken is coming!