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Oh, I'm nervous.
Hinata Saka, 46, challenges a reporter!
The first-class celebrity we interview is...
Can we talk for a second?
Sure!
What is it? What is it? I don't know! I don't know!
What is it?
The wild bomb, Ms. Cookie!
The most famous woman who exchanged her contact information
Is it really 98 million yen?
Yes, yes.
Yes?
Is it your first time?
No, it's my first time.
What are you doing?
Hinata Saka members are working hard to scoop up buzzwords!
However...
This is great. It smells like you.
If you're smart, don't look at me.
Cookie World is in big trouble!
Sing, sing, sing!
Hinata Saka, 46 members who became reporters...
And first-class celebrity...
Are interviewed by eye-scanning and tooth- scanning!
Hinata Saka, 46, can we talk for a second?
Finally, the day of the interview has come
Have you searched about Ms. Cookie?
Yes, we have
I don't know much about Ms. Cookie's daily life,
so I'd like to ask her about her daily life
First of all, I didn't know much about Ms. Cookie
There were many things I learned for the first time after searching about her
I'd like to know more about her
I see
I also heard that she is married
I'd like to know more about her
That's right
Of course, I don't know much about Ms. Cookie
but I know a lot about Ms. Koyamu
I love Ms. Koyamu
I'd like to introduce Ms. Cookie, a super famous person
Please do
Her name is Ms. Cookie
She is Ms. Kawashima Kunihiro
She is friends with Mr. Rossi since kindergarten in 1994
They formed a comedy duo "Yasei Bakudan"
and made their debut as a bokeh artist from Mr. Yoshimoto Kougyo
Ms. Cookie has a manager, a black mayonnaise, etc.
She is not only a comedian with a lot of individuality,
but also a comedian who is active in art and music fields and shows multi-talent
In other words, she is a very unique and talented super famous comedian
I see
Before the interview, let's ask her manager about Ms. Cookie
If I ask you a question like this, will you be able to show your true self?
Well...
The type of woman I like...
Do you like women?
Well...
By the way, if you ask Ms. Cookie about this,
will you get angry or bothered by it?
Do you get angry or bothered by it?
I don't get angry but I get bothered by it when I see cute girls putting their fingers in their mouths.
Are you talking about you or us?
We put our fingers in cute girls' mouths.
I'm getting scared.
I'm scared.
It seems like it's going to be a big hit but...
As a reporter, I'll do my best.
Well then, let's go!
With courage, we charge towards Cookie-sama!
How do we get in, everyone?
How do we get in?
One, two...
What is it?
Get in!
What is it?
Let me out!
Shut up!
Hurry up and get in!
Hinatazaka-chan has come out of hiding!
Will she be able to say some buzzwords without getting scared?
Hello!
We are Hinatazaka46!
Can we do it?
Sure!
What are you doing?
I don't know!
What are you doing?
I don't know!
She said "sure" in a Muslim way.
First of all, let me introduce myself.
Thank you for having me.
I'm 22 years old from Tokyo.
I'm Hinatazaka46's cool and fun-tan.
Please call me "Kato-shi".
I'm Kato Shiho.
Thank you for having me.
I'm 21 years old from Osaka Prefecture.
My name is Takase Mana.
My nickname is "Mana-fi".
Please call me "Mana-fi".
Does it sound like "fee-fee"?
It's "Mana-fee".
Well, it's "fee-fee".
I don't know what "fee" is.
Thank you for having me.
I'm 21 years old from Nara-ken.
Your voice is annoying!
Do you have a sore throat?
What should I do?
I'm 21 years old from Nara-ken.
My nickname is "Higashi-monami".
My nickname is "Mei-ichibo".
Thank you for having me.
I think you can kill me with a jump.
You are the weakest one!
I'm 21 years old from Tokyo.
My name is Miyata Mana-mo.
Please call me "Mana-mo".
Thank you for having me.
I forgot what I was going to say.
Let me ask you some questions.
Let's start with Kato.
Don't ask me questions!
I'll kill you!
Cookie-san, are you happy now?
I'm happy!
I'm fine. I'm sorry.
Personally, I think Cookie-san has a face that you like.
Do you like it?
No, I don't like it.
That's too bad.
What time did you wake up today?
Wait a minute!
Why do you ask me such a question?
It's 11 o'clock.
Do you like bread or rice?
I don't eat much.
I like rice.
I don't like this kind of food.
What food do you like, Cookie-san?
I like burdock.
Thank you!
I like burdock a lot.
I like soil.
I don't like dead fish.
I can't eat fish.
I like raw fish.
Here you are.
Do you like strawberries?
I like them a lot.
I like strawberry ice cream.
I went there by myself to get strawberries.
By yourself?
Yes, by myself.
So you ate it without my mic?
No, I pushed it against your nose.
What kind of smell is it?
It's your wife's smell.
It's disgusting.
I've never heard of such a terrible idol.
It's the worst.
It's because it's disgusting.
It's painful.
So far, Hinata-saka-chan has been completely abused by Cookie-sama.
At this rate, the strategy will change.
She pursues a family topic that she doesn't usually talk about.
Cookie-san, you have children.
Do you go to the park with your children?
No, we don't.
I see.
So you don't play with your children much?
Do you play at home?
When I have children, they get bigger and bigger.
I can't play with them that much.
How old are you?
I'm forty...forty-one years old.
You're older than me.
I'm sure you're older than me.
If you're lying, please give me the watch.
I'm sorry.
I heard that you fell in love with Cookie-san when you saw him in your fan letters.
Is that true?
I want to know.
I chose him from a large number of fans.
How many fans were there at the time?
Two...
You chose him from a large number of fans.
That's shocking.
The competition rate is low.
How do you come up with ideas?
I change modes.
You're like me, aren't you?
But when you're on stage, you get taller.
That's the same thing.
I see.
That's what professionals do.
Do you change Cookie-san's character with a switch?
Yes, it's a motivation switch.
Thank you.
Do you have a motivation switch?
When I push this button, I get motivated.
Girls usually say it out loud, don't they?
Really?
Oh, I have one!
When I asked my manager about it earlier, he said that idols say it out loud.
And I just said it out loud.
What!?
I can't believe you said it out loud!
Who says it out loud?
Yaguchi and Marina say it out loud.
People in the front row usually say it out loud.
You should do it.
You look like a smart old man.
You're going to get it.
What is it?
Open your mouth.
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
They overcame the pinch of getting their fingers stuck in their mouths.
But they still haven't heard anything that's going to go viral.
So, in order to change the mood, they're going to pursue Cookie-sama as an entertainer.
I'm sorry for changing the subject all of a sudden.
We really want to see Cookie-san's story.
Please show it to us.
You want to see my story?
Do you know me? We're a duo.
I know you.
You usually tell stories when you're together.
Yes.
I don't do it much when I'm alone.
Don't make fun of me. I can do it.
I can do it. Don't make fun of me.
Please.
I can do it. Not at all.
Really?
You can do it?
I'm happy.
I don't do comedy. I do Ichige or karate.
Really?
I do karate.
I use my main sword, which is cut by B. Rubin.
I use my main sword and throw it away.
That's cool.
I'll show you how I do it.
That's great.
Can someone hold this for me?
What is it?
Hold it with your right hand.
Something is coming.
What should I do?
I'm scared.
Be careful.
No way.
It might fly away.
Be careful not to get water in your eyes.
I'm scared.
Goodbye Heisei. Hello Reiwa.
Thank you.
Don't come this way.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
It was fun, wasn't it?
That's amazing.
Can we see the kid you just used?
Yes, you can see it.
That's amazing.
This is the best one, right?
That's amazing.
Do you want me to make it into a tuna?
Do you want me to catch a tuna?
That's amazing.
It's okay, right?
That's amazing.
I see.
There's Macky's, too.
Did you make all of them yourself?
Yes, I did.
That's amazing.
It really looks like a pen.
This is a shikomi-gatana.
That's dangerous.
I've never heard of Macky's shikomi-gatana.
Is there such a cool one?
That's dangerous.
This is the coolest shikomi-gatana.
That's amazing.
And this is a geso.
Yes.
An octopus geso.
An octopus geso, right?
Yes.
This is a kaburi-moya.
Is it a kaburi-moya?
You wear it and go over there.
And you'll be active like this for a long time.
What happens when you wear it?
When you wear it...
All of the water is taken over here.
Your body looks like a carrier.
It's like a tuna.
Your legs are going in more and more.
That's amazing.
Isn't it good?
What about this face?
Are you Mikawa Kenichi-san?
Mikawa Kenichi-san.
That's amazing.
It's space.
You're connected to space in Mikawa Kenichi-san's school.
Is that so?
Walk carefully.
Space.
Hinata-saka-chan is getting used to Cookie World little by little.
It's about time for her to scoop up buzzwords.
Please ask her questions.
Yes.
Please tell me a secret you haven't told anyone.
A secret?
Yes.
I haven't told anyone, so it's a big secret.
Should I say it here?
I want to know about it.
There are various genres.
About money?
No, no.
About money.
Wait a minute.
Should I not talk about money?
I do comedy work and draw pictures.
That's right.
It's different from ordinary entertainers.
It's not like I have a lot of salary.
Is that so?
I'm talking about money, so my classmates are also talking about getting a lot of money.
You're going to be weird.
That means you're getting a lot of money.
Don't underestimate me.
I'm very popular.
Is 98 million yen true?
What?
Yearly?
Monthly?
What are you talking about?
Is it 100 million yen in 2 months?
No way.
In 3 months?
No way.
100 million yen? What are you talking about?
It's a huge school.
What's your number? What's your number?
What's your salary?
Is it free?
It's a secret.
It's cheating.
I won't do it.
It's cheating.
Tell me your salary.
By the way, what is your house rent?
I bought it.
I see.
How much is it?
It's not that high.
It's about three telephone boxes.
I sleep vertically with my family.
I sleep like this and put my child here.
It's like China is too rough.
It's said that China is too rough.
Is it a lie?
It's a lie.
You're honest.
Do you know the most famous woman who exchanged her number?
The most famous woman who exchanged her number?
Canada and Britain?
I know about female entertainers.
I see.
It's a multi-genre.
Is there an idol?
Is there?
I don't think there is.
I know Toda Erika.
I was in a drama with her.
You're an actor.
Yes, I was in a drama with her.
Wow.
Is it true that you were in a drama with her for the first time?
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
You're weird.
Are you an Indian or what?
It's not the first time.
It's your first time?
Yes.
I see.
Can I use your cell phone?
Wow, you're kind.
It's an unexpected development.
It's Cookie's personal smartphone being released for the first time.
It's a great chance to find out popular jokes.
By the way, how many pictures do you take?
I take a lot of pictures.
I'm on Instagram, so I take pictures on Instagram.
I'd like to see your clothes, but can you show me?
But it says "a" or something.
Can we look for it?
No, you can't do that.
There are a lot of big things coming out of your eyes.
I think you'll say "gya"!
Then I'd like to see your waistband.
Waistband is fine at all.
Can you wear a waistband?
Wow, you're so cute.
I like Ryogo Kuninaka-san, and I drew it with Ryogo Kuninaka-san in mind.
Wow!
Is it your first time?
Oh, by the way...
No, it's my first time.
It's my first...
My mobile phone itself is also my first time.
Wow!
That's fine.
Please show us the photos you've never shown anyone before.
Sure.
You're so kind.
Wow, it's the first time I've seen you in your smartphone.
It's the first time.
You've never shown anyone before.
No way!
I'm so happy.
It's my amulet.
Is it that important?
It looks like this, so it often gets tangled up with scary people.
I see.
In such cases, I have a picture of me wearing it as an amulet to survive.
Wow!
It's this.
I always show it when my cheeks are drooping.
I can't show you this because it gets tangled up with scary people.
Please show me this.
It's a good picture, isn't it?
Yes.
Even if it's your first time getting it, it's not enough for you, so we have a request for you.
Before we met Cookie-san, there's something we want you to do for us.
What is it?
It's something we really want you to do for us.
What is it?
We want you to give us a name.
Seriously? I don't know.
Your fans will stab you in the back.
But we want you to give us a name.
Seriously?
Yes, please give us a name.
And put it in the meat sauce.
Do you know what meat sauce is?
What do you think meat sauce is?
It's a kind of sauce...
It's a meal, isn't it?
Huh? Huh? I didn't know that.
What kind of meal are you talking about?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
What is meat sauce?
It's a fake Japanese word used by Cookie-san as a master.
There are many famous people in this world, and their nicknames are pretty strong.
What kind of name will you four of you give us?
But you can't say no to a name.
I understand. I'll accept it.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Then, meat sauce, side oil...
Why? Is there a reason?
No, no. Your armpit sweat looks like oil.
No!
It's just an image. It's just an image.
It's a little scary.
It's painful.
I'm getting goosebumps, everyone.
Then, this girl is...
"Jabugoro".
You can kill me with "jabu", so "jabugoro".
With meat sauce, "jabugoro", right? "jabugoro".
With meat sauce, "chaobi".
"Chaobi"?
That brown belt.
Huh? What do you mean?
And you won't get that black belt.
You won't get that black belt.
"Manamo" is difficult.
"Manamo" is very solid.
Oh, is it?
Right? It's solid, right?
It's very good.
That's why you can't say bad things about it.
"Manamo" isn't there?
No, it's there.
"Honesuka".
"Honesuka"?
Because the bone looks like "sukaska".
Wow!
It suits you.
Does it suit me?
"Harete", "nikuguso", and "ichimonni".
Let's have Shio write a song someday.
There's one more thing we'd like you to do.
We'd like you to draw a portrait of four of you.
Cookie-san, you're very good at drawing, aren't you?
I like it. I like it.
I'm good at it. I like things I'm good at.
Can you do it?
A portrait?
Yay!
I'm happy!
A portrait at all.
Thank you very much.
At five art works in New York,
it costs about 11 million yen!
It's a portrait of four of you drawn by the world- renowned artist Cookie-san.
I have a good feeling about it!
Will it sell well?
What are you trying to say?
What kind of stupid idea is that?
That's how you do it.
Is it done?
It's done.
Wow!
First of all, let's see Shio Kato's bitter expression.
I'm looking forward to it.
Are you sure? Yes, please.
Then I'll put some oil on my side.
Can I look at it now?
Wait!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, what are you doing?
Who do you think you are?
There is a crack in my skull now.
Are you serious?
It's like I'm in "Attack on Titan".
It's not that expensive.
It's not like this.
Next is Mei Higashimura.
How will she do it?
I'll do it now.
I can't see it!
What?
I can't see it!
I can't see it! I can't see it!
If you have something good to say, say it with your eyes!
Next is Honesuka and Miyata Manamo-chan!
What is Honesuka?
Honesuka is...
When you were doing Tengu training in the morning...
I love Tengu!
I know! I've heard about it!
I've heard about it!
Amazing!
Look! She's opening it!
Last is Chaobico and Takase Mana-chan!
This is Cookie-sama's most confident work!
Can I?
Yes.
She's definitely a black belt!
She's very strong!
She doesn't move at all!
Isn't it good?
It's very similar!
Cookie-sama's talent is exploding!
Shiho-chan, don't sell it!
This is the last one...
Can we get some advice for becoming first class?
For becoming first class...
I didn't do it because I wanted to become first class...
I became first class when I noticed it...
But...
I just ran in the middle of it...
You, too...
It's important to have a dream of what you want to be...
But if you have a dream of what you want to be in a few years...
I want you to run up at once!
Keep running!
Then you'll definitely become first class!
Is it true?
I'm sorry, it's a lie!
Thank you!
Cookie-sama!
Thank you for the interview!
One person...
Continuous questions about simple questions for all members!
"Banman Interview", Hinata Saka 17th class!
Today's members are...
Hinata Saka 46's Kuronpontan and...
22-year-old Katon Shiho from Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
Then, let's start "Banman Interview".
Nice to meet you.
Ready, start!
Yes, do you have any good plushies?
What was it again?
I have more than 20 of them.
Kanemura.
How do you feel when you don't feel well?
When I don't feel well? I tell the captain.
I play with the captain.
My favorite pack is...
Disneyland.
Disney or Univer.
My night routine...
Night routine...
Watching "Attack on Titan".
My sleeping time during tests...
What is it? I want to sleep for about 10 hours.
Yes.
Tips for waking up early?
Well...
If I don't wake up with the title of "wake up", I'm in trouble.
What's going on?
"I'm in trouble!" I use that kind of impatient title.
Yes.
Are you careful about your work?
What is it?
When I'm an idol, I look at the camera...
But I'm also careful about how I look at the camera.
What do you prepare for "Runway"?
What do I prepare?
Well...
I ask the staff about the theme of "Runway".
Cool or cute?
Yes, that's it.
Doreaki that everyone wants to eat...
It's like Kosaka.
Doreaki that everyone wants to eat?
What?
Everyone likes Doreaki, but they just hold it in.
Everyone loves Doreaki, but please release yourself.
How many Dorayaki can you eat?
Surprisingly, only two.
What do you like other than Doreaki?
Sweets...
What is it?
Sweets...
Mitarashi Dango.
I don't like mochi, but I can eat Dango.
Sneaker that looks good with Miipan.
Miipan...
What would look good with Miipan?
Miipan has white skin, so all-white sneaker would look good with Miipan.
Talent that you want from other members.
Sasaki Mirei's dancing ability.
How can you improve your speech?
My speech is bad now, but I couldn't move my mouth much in the past.
Now I can speak when I move my mouth a little.
Maybe I'm too impatient.
Suddenly, my body is stiff.
I've had a habit of stiffening people since I was in junior high school.
I think it's because I have a heart for Miho.
Do you say you are the strongest?
What does that mean?
I say I am the strongest.
If you think you are the strongest, you can do anything.
I said it twice.
Will you marry me?
What? Wait a minute.
Marry you?
Okay.
I will.
That's all. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
It was a lot of fun.
I didn't say "chichichi" or anything like that.
But I got impatient and looked back and it was embarrassing.
I was alone.
It was a lot of fun.
I was nervous.
At first, I couldn't grasp what kind of person you were.
At the end, you were kind and we talked a lot.
When we met in person, you were very powerful.
It was fun.
I laughed all the time.
I didn't ask you about Webster.
It's frustrating.
Here is the best question you chose yourself.
The upper body is moving.
You should learn it.
It's really fun.
You should contact me.
You should learn it.
If you set up an icon, you can learn it right away.
I want you to do it.
Among the four questions,
the question you thought was the best,
"mvq",
will be decided by the viewers.
Please participate in the Twitter voting.
Members' personal rooms and materials notes will also be posted on HinaChoi's official Twitter.
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