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There is a battle you can't lose here.
From the first episode of the new year, "a battle you can't lose" begins!
All of you will have a back-to-back variety show battle!
I'm a beginner in this.
Why don't you just hit me?
Our goal is to learn the basics of variety shows!
It's New Year's Day. Let's have fun together, everyone!
Let's fight together!
Happy New Year!
New Year!
Happy New Year!
The venue is very luxurious.
There are about six chandeliers behind me.
Following the end of the year plan,
everyone gathers for the New Year's special!
Since it's New Year's Eve, I'll be in charge of the ceremony!
Thank you for coming!
Nice to meet you.
This is my first time meeting you all.
That's amazing.
What is?
It's a real horse.
That's amazing.
The teacher is Akimasa Haraguchi, who is well-known for impersonating.
Please say hello and wish you good luck for the new year.
I'm Hanaka Hirao, and I'd like you to use my speech on the motorcycle this year.
Thank you.
And...
Next...
Can I say something?
It's a tempo.
Yes, it's a tempo.
Get ready.
I'm sorry.
I thought the camera was off, so I was checking the monitor.
Yes.
I thought I was in the picture, but I can't speak anymore.
I'm sorry.
Next...
My goal for this year is to eat shiitake mushrooms.
Thank you for your support.
And...
I'd like to improve my communication skills.
I'm Nami Konishi.
Thank you for your support.
I'd like to renovate my house this year.
I'm Ria Shimizu.
Thank you for your support.
The program is different.
Yes.
I won't oversleep this year.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
Thank you for your support.
And...
I'd like to be able to roll up my sleeves this year.
I'm Tamaki Ishizuka.
Thank you for your support.
And...
I'd like to be able to cut chopsticks cleanly this year.
I'm Sumire Tomiaki.
Thank you for your support.
It's harder than I thought.
And...
I'd like to read all of Akane Chihaya's novels.
Thank you for your support.
And...
I'd like to be able to drink one liter of water.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
Thank you for your support.
What does that mean?
It's important for people to know about you.
And...
I'd like to be able to talk with a store clerk.
I'm Mirina Atana.
Thank you for your support.
What does that mean?
I'd like to be able to feel Thai emotions.
I'm sure of it.
Hey, Yamashita-san.
You drink one liter of water, don't you?
What do you mean?
You drink water, don't you?
You drink water in one liter, don't you?
Then, I've conquered it.
You're fast.
I've finished it.
I'm sorry. There are only 360 liters left, but is it okay?
It's okay.
Please think of a new goal.
Don't you get tired of wanting to be able to talk to a clerk?
Yes, I'm not good at being talked to.
So, I want to be able to talk to myself more.
Is it hard for you to talk to a clerk at that time?
It's hard for me to talk to a clerk, and even if I'm talked to, I can't respond well.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
It's simple.
You should say, "Do your best," too.
You, too!
I'm doing my best!
I can do it!
I'm getting excited!
And today's theme is...
It's New Year's Day, so let's have a big variety show competition!
That's right!
It's New Year's Day, so let's have a big variety show competition!
Two teams will be divided into two teams, and the team with the most points in the end will get a chance to drop a ball as a reward!
Pay attention to this monitor!
It says, "Togu Seijun."
It's New Year's Day, isn't it?
Do you know how it's divided?
Ms. Ishizuka, do you know this?
I know!
I'm a native of this area.
Don't ask me to guess!
Hey!
You!
Play with me! Play with me!
I told you!
Hey!
And it seems that Fukui and Aichi may belong to either team depending on how they look like.
It's time for each team to appeal to each other!
Here is the theme for you to appeal!
It's "Modest Modest"!
What's with the reaction?
Hiraoka wrote in the survey that he's practicing for "Modest Modest".
Yamashita is perfect, but he's going to have a competition!
Well then, start!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay, I can fly!
You're good!
Yay!
Huh? That's weird. I heard it would grow if you do it like this.
Ten seconds! Ten seconds left!
Eight! Seven!
You're good!
Nine!
You're good!
One person!
Excuse me, I'm found!
I'm not cut off from the side!
Well then, "dragon"!
A few people, same language challenge!
Ready, and...
Hiraokane...
It's a mess, but the team is decided!
Who'll compete in the first round?!
We'll do the first round like this!
"The" Odobato vs. "Japanese Rock Paper Scissors" matchup!
It's been a while! I'm Katsumoto!
In the end, "tataite, kabutte, janken, pon" means "kakutogi" (martial arts)
The famous "tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
It's a must-learn for variety shows, so let's try it out!
The Eastern army is Shimizu, and the Western army is Takeuchi!
Since we're here, let's practice that too!
Yo, Kirari!
You're always excited, but you won't lose today!
I told you!
Yo, Shimizu!
Don't look down on us just because we're excited!
Alright, alright!
Let's have a hot battle!
Please sit down!
Ready...
Fight!
"tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
Here we go! Shimizu-san, if you don't get this, you lose!
Yes! I'll definitely win!
Here we go! I won't lose!
Ready, fight!
"tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
"aiko desho"!
Fight!
"tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
"aiko desho"!
tataite, kabutte, janken, pon
I won!
Now, the next match!
Ready, fight!
"tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
Fight!
"tataite, kabutte, janken, pon"!
Go! One-time break!
Takeuchi-san, let me say this!
If you lose, you'll have to wear a helmet.
Don't take it away because you'll take the helmet!
I'll calm down.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Hit, hit, hit!
10 points!
We did it!
10 points for both teams!
Yeah!
We did it!
First match, 10 points for both teams!
The second match is "mono-boke" duo!
I'll say it to you two!
Hiraoko and Yamaisha...
You're not "mono-boke"!
First, please open up the microphone!
I told you it's not a monogamy!
This is a variety show!
It's correct, right?
Yes!
Okay, I'll do it!
I'll do it!
You always have a cute face, but...
I'll make you look like a loser!
Ah, that's good!
That's good!
Now!
No, no, no, no!
I found it!
What was that?
That's...
You're always beautiful and kind!
Who are you?!
What's going on?
Ready, fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
If you win, you have to do it!
Wait a minute!
Ready, fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
You're late!
Your reaction is slower than before!
Ready, fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
Yamaisa-sensei, this is a variety show, so please don't go too deep!
Say "bang"!
Okay!
Just think about how you feel right now!
You're late!
Ready, fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
This is all I can think of!
Ready, fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
It's a monogamy!
The West won by 10 points!
Yeah!
Yamashita won!
The second match is between the West and the East.
Both teams get 10 points in the first match!
Who will win in the second match?!
This is the second match!
Wow!
Faster than anyone else!
Zabuton fastball match!
Thank you very much!
It's been a while!
Zabuton fastball match!
It's a simple match where you sit on a diagonal zabuton and see how fast you can pass it!
The first match is Dougun Fujishima vs. Zebun Konishi!
Tonight, I will be receiving this stage!
I usually sleep a lot, but I won't let you do anything today, so let's go!
First up is Zebun Konishi!
Ready...
The time is...
15.18 seconds!
Is this really fast?
This is Dougun Fujishima!
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm going to use that amateur zabuton I used earlier.
I see!
The amateur one earlier?
You're going to leave it up to me?
I'm going to show you the real thing!
The real thing is over there.
Fujishima is pretty confident, but will Konishi be able to break his own record?
Ready...
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Good job!
This might be a good time!
What's the time?
7.44 seconds!
Wow!
Fujiman and Hijima won!
Amazing!
First, each team gets 10 points!
Next up is a pair match where one will eat and one will leave!
10 people will challenge!
Hey, Hirao and Genji!
Is it over?
It's fine!
Is it over?
They're starting at their own timing!
Hey, Hirao and Genji!
I'll show you that blue is stronger than red!
Don't underestimate us!
We won't lose!
It's not red or blue.
It's East Army and West Army.
Now, West Army!
Hey, Shizuka and Miyachi!
What can you guys do?
Oh, you don't have a pass?
We don't!
We don't have a pass!
Listen up!
West Army has a battle that you can't lose!
There is a battle that you can't lose!
First up is East Army's Shizuka and Miyachi!
Now, get ready!
One, two!
You can do it!
One, two!
That was fast.
The time is 22.39 seconds!
That's fast!
Well, well...
Next up is the western army, Hirao Shogenji!
Hirao, the number one athlete in the world, will he be able to fly?
Okay, I'll get on.
Oh, I'm scared!
This is difficult.
Are you okay?
He's born! He's born!
Kojima is born!
I can't get on!
He's on. Ready...
One, two...
Get back on! Get back on!
Calm down! Calm down! You can't pull it off like that!
One, two...
You can't get on! You can't get on properly!
You can't! You can do it!
One, two...
The athlete, Jiburyo Hakkishi, has fallen!
By the way, at this point, the eastern army was ahead of its time, so we're sorry about that!
That was dangerous! I should have edited it a little more!
Seriously!
In the second round, the eastern army won 20 points and took a step forward!
And in the third round...
Now, in the third round...
This is the first and last episode of "Youth for the First Time"!
This is the first time we're meeting like this.
Thank you for having us!
It's New Year's Day's classic card battle, but...
Today's topic is the first episode of the fourth generation!
Each card you pick up will add up to 10 points!
In the same order, Ishizuka and Fujishima will compete against each other!
In the West, Tanabe will compete against Genji Shogenji!
Hey, hey, Tamakaho!
You're always so happy, but we're going to win this time!
Yeah!
She overacted!
She was eating a lot of food!
Tamakaho vs Genji Shogenji
Here we go!
Tamanegiyo
Ringo to Machigae
Kirarincho
Tamanegiyo
Ringo to Machigae
Kirarincho
Excuse me!
You should speak louder for variety!
I got it!
Correct!
Damn it!
"Ringo to Machigae" and "Kirarincho"
Who wrote this?
Yes, it's me, Konishi Nanami!
Konishi-chan!
Yes, I'm Kirari Takeuchi,
and I'm going to eat "mucchamanju" which is a famous dish of Fukuoka,
Yes, "mucchamanju" is delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm going to take a bite of it and say, "Oh, it has butter in it!"
Oh, I made a mistake and it was mayonnaise!
At that time, I thought it was cute, but when I took a second bite and say, "Oh, it has apple in it!"
Oh, I made a mistake and it was onion!
I'm a little worried now.
I'm a little worried, too.
You don't have a good sense of taste.
I don't have a good sense of taste.
You only have a good sense of texture, don't you?
Onion and apple.
Don't feel it properly.
Yes, I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
Next is the tough one!
Let's drink and cheer up for variety!
Subidejei
"Bento" and "subide"
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
Thank you!
That's what I wanted!
Thank you!
Soba movie!
Who wrote this?
Yes!
Oh!
Did you write it yourself?
That's right!
You wanted to film it yourself, didn't you?
I wanted to film it!
When I thought "that's it!", I was already there!
What does this episode mean?
Yes! Last year, in November of 2023,
we had a live performance at Tokyo Kabukicho Tower for one month.
During that rehearsal,
about three delicious bentos were prepared,
and Sumi-chan took the most popular bento and said "I didn't take it!",
and it was funny.
That's nice, isn't it? Such a cute episode.
I heard it.
I'll have it with coleslaw ice cream.
Yes!
Thank you!
I said it!
Correct!
Who wrote this?
Yes! It's me!
Yes, Fujishima-chan!
This is Konishi Nanomi-chan, who usually has a very cool image,
but when she got her favorite ice cream, she said she would eat it by herself,
and she got happy and said "Itadakimasu!"
She said it!
It was so funny that she said it, and it came out by mistake.
It was so creepy.
Itadakimasu!
I thought it should really disappear.
Then, let's go!
Hiraho has finally awakened her stylishness.
Which one?
It's me!
It's you!
Who wrote this?
Yes, it's me, Takeuchi.
When I was a trainee, I wore strange clothes and sometimes thought "what?"
But recently, I've been wearing cute dresses and trendy Korean-style T-shirts with short hair.
I've been waking up to fashion.
Everyone noticed that I was wearing short hair.
I wore ballet shoes with rubber bands in the middle called "black store" when I was doing ballet lessons in LA.
I was dancing with rubber bands.
It's funny.
Konishin, can you say something?
Yes!
Go, go, go!
What?
Konishin!
I'll take one.
Wait a minute!
Do you have a Moncard card?
No, I don't.
Show me!
I noticed you were holding hands!
You got minus one point.
You were holding hands.
Who is this?
Yes!
Oh, it's you, Shimizu!
It's me, Shimizu!
What is this about?
When Konishi and I were together,
Konishi said something really funny.
And I laughed out loud.
At that moment, Konishi told me directly...
Oh, that was funny.
But I don't want it.
You need an episode.
You're like Sanma-san.
The third round is over!
Next is the final round!
So far, we've got...
The east team got 69 points.
The west team got 63 points.
The east team is one step ahead.
Congratulations!
I'm really sorry.
It doesn't seem to be calculated, but in fact...
Before the final round,
both teams earned their privileges
with their hidden talents unique to the new year.
We'll show you how it's done in the second half of the show!
The final round is...
Go through the bonds of the teams
and go through the hoop race!
All teams will go through the hoop race
with their hands together.
Those who complete it will go to the front row
and hold hands again.
After going back and forth on the course,
the team that reaches its goal first will earn seven points.
In other words, the team that wins this match will win!
On your marks...
Get set...
Don't rush!
Here we go!
Looking good! Everyone's looking good!
Looking good!
Can I get you some water?
Sure!
Sorry!
Looking good!
Good match!
This is a good match!
Don't rush!
Here we go!
Looking good! Everyone's looking good!
Don't rush!
And in the second half...
The pressure is on!
Good job! Good job!
Good job!
Good reaction!
You can do it! You can do it!
Good job! Good job!
It's so close to the goal!
Will the same team score first?
Or will it be the western team?
Ouch! Ouch!
It's coming! It's coming!
You can do it! You can do it!
Goal!
They scored a wonderful goal!
7 points in total!
We can't lose.
We can't lose at all.
What are you talking about?
We can still do it.
We can still do it, but we can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
The winner of this game will get a chance to win a New Year's ball!
One of them has a New Year's ball in it.
Which one is it?
I think it's a beetle.
Beetle?
I think it's a beetle.
Did you bite a beetle?
Beetle?
I bit it.
I think it's a beetle.
Let's open it!
Dad!
Congratulations!
By the way, is anyone here who wants to open it?
Let's do it.
What will come out of it?
Let's do it.
Please do it in a funny way.
You said you wanted to open it.
Let's do it in a funny way.
OK.
Let's do it in a funny way.
Let's be friends.
Let's do it again this year!
I feel like I'm in a dream!
Let's be the next Hinata Zaka!
Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle!
Turtle!
Aim for the glittering field!
Challenge the mystery time and look forward to the glittering function!
Wow!
In the heat generation period, the mystery time technique is being developed.
But...
Juice...
New season's special?
Will it really increase the glittering power?
Please look forward to it!