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We're going to fire up the fake "interi" members and wake them up!
This project is to fire up the fake "interi" members and wake them up so as not to disturb other programs by firing up "interi" members!
Maybe...
It's okay, right?
As expected, the "ponkotsu" member whose "interi" plating has come off has been eliminated!
At the moment, four fake "interi" candidates will advance to the finals!
And this time, the second half of "firing up the fake "interi" project!
The "fake "interi" members who still exist are aiming to return to "firing up the fake "interi" project!
Who will be called "fake "interi" again and be lectured by "fake "interi"!?
See you in Hinatazaka!
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Let's start from the third block of the preliminary round!
Katsuga-san, please tell us about the next project.
"Impromptu Intellectual Dialogue Competition"!
Impromptu Intellectual Dialogue Competition
From now on, the challengers will be asked to improvise a situation in which their intelligence shines.
Katsuga-san from "Hidden Intellectual Comedian" will judge whether they felt their intelligence this time as well.
In the end, the two with the lowest intelligence points will be the losers!
Are you confident in your acting?
Yes, of course I am!
Her intelligence is...
Kawata-san, what do you think of your acting?
I should think of it like my own final movie, right?
That's right.
Then it's okay.
If it's a final movie, it's okay.
If it's a supporting role, you can't do it, right?
That's right, you can't do it.
What kind of acting will the high-intellectual comedians show us?
Let's start with the challenge from "Mirei", who boasts her intelligence as early as morning and has a score of 60!
Thank you for the food!
She is a super-elite teacher who has been admitted to school in order to save her classmates from falling down!
I see.
Super-elite teacher.
It suits you very well!
She seems to be confident!
What kind of super-elite teacher will Mirei, who boasts her intelligence as early as morning, act?
Let's start!
Nice to meet you, everyone!
I'm going to be in charge of this class from now on.
What is it?
It's "sexy"!
"Sexy"!
The name of the intellectual teacher is "sexy"!
There is only one reason why I came to this school!
I want you all to go to the lighthouse!
It's "sexy cherry blossoms", isn't it?
Be quiet!
If you don't be quiet, carbon dioxide will accumulate!
Carbon dioxide?
Is it impossible to go to the lighthouse?
You guys, that's why you can't fall down no matter how long you stand.
I came up with it.
Mission Impossible!
If you use it...
Impossible?
You guys who can't fall down can only enter the lighthouse in one year.
Okay, everyone?
Mission Impossible!
Amazing!
That was brilliant!
Thank you!
First of all, what is your name?
Hello! I'm Sexy!
Sexy what?
Sexy...
Mission Impossible!
Yes! Mission Impossible!
Impossible?
Impossible means impossible, right?
Impossible.
If it's possible, does it mean it's possible?
If it's possible...
Impossible.
If it's possible, does it mean you can enter it?
Mission Impossible, right?
Yes!
That's rude of you.
She just said "impossible" as an answer.
Impossible means impossible, right?
Impressive Sexy is trying to overcome the tension alone.
What is Kasuga's score?
Well...
70 points!
That's pretty good, isn't it?
Is it?
Next up is Konishi's cool challenge!
What is his curious situation?
During surgery, the patient's condition changes rapidly. A genius doctor appears there.
How about this?
I'll do it.
Oh, you're confident.
Then, please do it right away.
I'll do it.
Konishi, who already has something prepared.
What kind of genius doctor will he show us?
Konishi is a genius doctor.
Hey, you!
Your condition is strange!
Wait a minute!
Do you want me to do the surgery for you?
The color is too dark.
You're sunburned, aren't you?
For the time being, give me a white head injection.
White head injection...
Then, the surgery will begin.
I'll use Fleming's law.
During surgery?
I'm scared!
I dropped it!
She dropped it on the floor.
This is a ribbon knot.
It's complete.
She forgot to put it in her stomach.
My condition is cured.
Your condition is cured?
Your condition is cured.
You're a great doctor.
I don't make mistakes.
I feel like you're making mistakes.
What is Fleming's law?
As far as I know, it's the smartest information.
That's why you used it for surgery.
Electricity, electricity...
The patient's position is a little higher than the floor.
What was the situation like?
My assistant was down like this.
It's like "the touch".
What kind of doctor is he?
It's 500.
- It's 500. - It's 500, right?
500 is written here and there, but it's just 500.
500 is written here and there.
What are you doing?
It's not Jim Carrey, right?
Genius doctor, Konishi, who was sick from the operation, what's his judgment?
500's intelliPoint is...
50 points.
- 500? - 500.
- 500.
So it's 20 points less than Miipan.
I think Miippan was more serious about his comparison than Hinata.
I see.
I think so, too.
The first impression of her is bad.
I agree.
I feel so sorry for her.
What's wrong with you?
Are you sure you don't want me to talk about you?
I'm scared.
Is he a dog?
Is she a dog?
Next is Reiwa's random actress, Kabata's challenge.
The situation she is curious about is...
I'm a genius intelligence detective who arrived at the crime scene.
I see, an intelligence detective.
Can you do it?
Yes, it's my second time doing detective dramas.
That's right.
Last time...
In "Hinaai", right?
Yes.
In "Hinaai", yes.
I was wondering if you were doing something at work.
But that doesn't count as one, does it?
She's an actress who has experience as a detective in a show.
What kind of intelligence detective will she play?
I'm Yuji of "Hinaai", the dancing detective.
What are you talking about?
I heard there's been a blood feud here recently.
A blood feud?
Wakabayashi and Kasuga.
Those two were fighting.
It looks like one tooth is missing.
One tooth is missing? Scary.
It looks like Wakabayashi's tooth.
I don't know.
It looks like Wakabayashi is in the hospital.
She's crying.
Kei-san is crying.
Tears are supposed to be salty.
What is it?
She moved it.
Is it okay?
The sky is beautiful.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous because of the sun in the sky.
I don't like this kind of embarrassment.
Please arrest me.
It's definitely Yuji-san.
Yes, it's Yuji.
What kind of incident was it?
Wakabayashi-san was thinking of a story.
Kasuga-san was also thinking of a story.
But it was so funny
that Wakabayashi-san cringed.
You said it was funny.
But you suddenly looked up at the sky.
What was it?
It's bean knowledge.
The sky is beautiful.
Please don't ask me anything anymore.
Even though she refused to explain in detail,
Kasuga's evaluation is high and she gets 60 interi.
For now, Konishiko and 500 are in a pinch of defeat.
Will there be another fake interi beyond this?
The fourth one is Rikei Interi actress Kosaka. What is the situation she is curious about?
Confession of the number one female student of Tokyo Interi University.
Only one person has a cute hobby.
Shall I confess my sexiness too?
No, no, that's another opportunity.
Since we don't have much time, let's see the confession of the number one female student of Tokyo Interi University.
Today's sexiness was fun. The dolphin show was fun too.
Isn't it amazing that you can communicate with humans with whistles and clicks?
You're right.
Look, the stars are beautiful today.
Do you know?
The smaller a star is, the brighter it looks.
That's why it's summer now.
Don't learn now!
Look, you can see the summer triangle.
What do you think is the brightest star in that summer triangle?
I wonder...
It's called "bega".
Bega
That's right. The "bega" I just said is the brightest star called "number one".
But in me, you are number one.
"LEGA" means "lega" means...
I like you.
LEGA
I think she got the right answer.
Thank you. Thank you.
She had a lot of intelligence information.
I wanted to see this kind of thing.
Her acting and information score is 20,000 points!
Wow!
I thought she would get a perfect score.
She got a perfect score.
She got 20,000 intelligence score.
She avoided losing this game.
Next, we have a genius, Morimoto.
She won the Nobel Prize for Intelligence.
Thank you for coming today.
I'd like to introduce myself again.
Hi, I'm Mary. Thank you.
Mary!
I'm honored to receive this wonderful award for thinking of winning the Nobel Prize.
It's a charity award.
I've been hit by a wall...
Ouch!
You've been hit by a wall?
I've been hit by a wall, but every time, I've been able to say "impossible" from Sexy Sensei's song "impossible" in my heart.
Oh, you were a student.
Everyone!
If you stop thinking, humans will become "no people".
That's why you are left thinking "no"!
Let's go!
What about you, Sensei?
She's been taking care of me for a long time, Sexy.
Oh my god!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
As a result, she couldn't admit that her over-the-top Hollywood acting was "intelligent".
Like Konishi, she was also "intelligent".
And lastly, she was a double-edged sword with musical instruments and initials.
She challenged "hidden intelligence".
Do you know what you are doing?
Are you okay?
Me?
Yes! I'll do my best!
You'll do your best, right?
In an interview for a documentary show, she's an "intelligent woman president".
Can you do it?
I've already done it.
You've already done it?
In your head?
Yamashita says that she's got a bone in her head.
What kind of "intelligent woman president" will she play?
That's suspicious.
Ohami.
Ohami?
My name is...
What?
Kami... Misae.
Kami Misae?
Well...
Oh!
What?
Oh!
That's scary!
My job is...
fixing chairs.
Fixing chairs?
So...
If a chair breaks...
Tell me!
I'll fix it!
I'll fix it for sure!
Global society.
The strategy for global society is...
Here.
Using black beans.
But it's sweet.
And...
She's still talking.
Look at my feet.
I can walk.
I can't move forward.
Everyone, can you step back?
I can walk now.
This is not an illusion.
It's my imagination.
That's all.
What was she saying?
How about this?
I think I can do it.
Yamashita-san.
Yes, I can walk now.
Yamashita-san, please tell us your intelligence points.
0 points.
It's better than I expected.
The loser is decided.
President.
Oh, 500 and Mary are lined up.
What should we do?
Please clap for those who think it's intelligence.
Konishi, please clap for those who think it's intelligence.
Marimoto, please clap for those who think it's intelligence.
So, the losers are decided.
It's a fierce battle to avenge fake intelligence.
Now, let's move on to the final round of "Fake Intelligence Revealing Project"!
"Intelligence Debate Meeting" at midnight!
From now on, fake intelligence candidates will have a debate meeting where they will exchange their knowledge.
Kasuga of "Hidden Intelligence Entertainer" will evaluate the statements made there.
The member who didn't feel the most intelligence will be recognized as a fake intelligence!
It will be Kasu's unfamiliar lecture room.
By the way, we have prepared business terms that intelligence candidates may like and use.
Please make good use of it for your intelligence appeal!
- Everyone, your glasses have changed a little. - I borrowed it from South Pole.
- Wow! I think I've seen it somewhere. - It's a photo of South Pole.
- Oh, it's not Destrade. - No, it's not. Destrade is colored.
- It's colored? - Yes, it's colored.
Now, let's move on to the first topic.
The first topic is "What should we do?" "Buddha's Teachings" and "Citizens' Life".
Well, "Buddha's Teachings" has gone up.
Now, let's start the debate!
- Do you have any opinions about this? - Yes.
- You've said it all of a sudden. - Yes.
- First of all, we have to do something about the fraud. - Yes.
- Oh, "Buddha's Teachings" is the cause of the fraud? - I think so.
- Oh, I see. - What do you think, everyone? - What do you think, everyone?
- Why is "Buddha's Teachings" up? - "Buddha's Teachings" is...
- Infra...what is it called? - Oh, "infra"? - Oh, "infra"? - Oh, "infra"!
- "Infra"! - "Infra"! - Yes, yes. - That's why it's up.
- Oh, no...why is it...
- Why is someone up? - Yes.
- It's SDGs. - What? - What?!
- The world is heading in that direction now. - Yes.
- Has it affected you? - The world is covered with carbon dioxide.
- That's why "Buddha's Teachings" is up. That's what it is.
- The environment... - I feel like we're missing out on a lot of things. - The environment is bad.
- Yes. - Yes. - I'd like to talk about vegetables. - You'd like to talk about vegetables?
- I'd like to talk about vegetables. - Yes, yes.
- One of the reasons why vegetables are so expensive now is... - Yes.
- There are very few young people. - Yes.
- And since there are no people who are the foundation of labor force... - Yes, yes.
- You can't make vegetables. - Oh, I see, I see.
- You're talking about a vegetable farmer, aren't you? - Yes.
- You say you don't have enough people, but... - My family grows vegetables.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes. - You said you don't have enough people, but...
- We grow cucumbers, pineapples, and tomatoes. - Oh, I see.
- I'm growing cucumbers, pineapples, and tomatoes.
- Oh, I see.
- I was listening to your opinions just now. - Yes.
- It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt. - What?
It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt.
I think it's important for me to create a society where everyone can smile.
I want to create a national life where you can live with the spirit of "It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt."
I think we should talk about creating a free world where we can create more and more just ideas,
such as "It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt."
- I see. - I see.
In other words... Oh, you mean "it doesn't matter if you go bankrupt"?
- That's it! - That's it!
- It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt. - It doesn't matter if you go bankrupt.
Since we don't know how to put it together, let's change the topic!
What is the most effective way of spending when you have a million yen in your pocket?
- Do you have one? - Yes, I do.
I give it away.
- To who? - I scatter it.
- Scatter it? - Scatter it?
- Not scatter it? - Not scatter it?
- Well, it's like wind blowing and reaching various people, right? - Yeah.
- If you do that, you can get it equally. - I see.
- If you do that, everyone will be gone and your "abst" will be gone too. - Oh, "abst" will be gone?
- It will be gone. - It will be gone.
- That's a problem! I'm in a lot of trouble if my "abst" is gone. - Is that true?
- Where should we give away the million yen? - Where?
- From the roof of TMC. - From the roof of TMC?
- Yes, from the roof of TMC. - From the roof of TMC.
Konishi-san, if you had one million yen, what would you do?
I want to reduce carbon dioxide, so...
With one million yen?
Yes. I'll crush everything that emits gas.
With one million yen?!
I'll crush it with consensus.
Crush it with consensus...
That's an Omega!
I've come up with a guest idea.
I'll distribute it to all schools.
You mean, one million yen for all?
One prefecture.
Yeah.
One prefecture?!
One prefecture is good enough!
It's called "new world" in one prefecture!
It's even worse in one prefecture, so 20,000 at school!
As a result, there was no discussion at all, so this is the end of the intellectual debate.
A lot of crap OBP statements came out, but who didn't feel the most intelligence?
The one who really thinks it's fake intelligence is...
Yamashita-kun!
Why are you clapping?
What's wrong with you?
Yamashita-kun didn't do anything good, but Yamashita- kun didn't feel anything at all.
And now, let's welcome our guests!
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This is scary!
Global standard.
This isn't a lecture anymore!
What's with those glasses?
Idiot! Don't reflect on yourself at all!
I'm sorry!
Then take off your glasses!
Don't look at me like that!
If you don't have a title for reflecting on yourself, then take off your glasses!
Okay.
Right?
Okay, I'll take it off.
I knew it.
It's not "Who is this person?"
I'm sorry.
Right?
Then don't interview me from now on.
If you don't know me, say you don't know me!
I can't say it.
Don't reflect on yourself at all!
Idiot!
That's how you attract people's attention.
If you dig up things you know...
Study hard!
Yes.
You don't watch news programs, do you?
I do watch "Miyane".
"Miyane"...
The number of lectures continues, but we'll end it here for today.
And!
Hinatazaka46's 12th single "Zetteiteki Dairokukan" will be released on September 18th!
There are 15 members who will sing this song!
Who are the members who have broken through this narrow gate?!
Let's start with the 6 members in the 3rd row!
Kumi Sasaki!
Suzuka Tomita!
Hinano Kamimura!
Hina Kawata!
Mikuni Takahashi!
Nanami Konishi!
Next, the 5 members in the 2nd row are...
Koroka Matsuda!
Mei Higashimura!
Mirei Sasaki!
Akari Nibu!
Miku Kanemura!
Lastly, the 4 members in the front row!
This time, we'll use the first double center in the group!
First of all, the center, Shimoto's number one is...
Shiho Kato!
Next, center Kamite No. 4 is Nao Kosaka!
And the first double center is...
Shougenji Yoko, who was the center in the 11th single!
And the second double center is...
This time, the first center to be the fourth generation, Kaho Fujishima!
To be honest, I still have a lot of things that I'm not good at.
That's what I'm thinking right now.
But I want to understand that part of me better and better.
I want you to think of me as a strong center.
There may be some of you who are worried about your 12th single.
I want us all to do our best so that we can overcome those feelings.
I'd be very happy if you could continue to support us.
Please support the four-generation double center, fresh Hinatazaka!