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Gekokujo Battle Returns!
After about three years, they're back!
It's a serious battle against the losers who lost their lunches!
Hurry up and eat!
Right now, the kids' team is completely overwhelmed by the losers' variety moves!
And today, it's finally the second half of the battle!
Will the losers who defeated the variety monsters be able to eat Gekokujo?!
Let's meet again on the other side!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music...
...and the following sponsors.
Right now, one battle is over, and the kids' team has lost two of their lunches!
Will the kids' team be able to turn things around?!
Let's move on to the next battle.
It's called "Put pressure on them! Tsumutsumu Battle!"
Tsumutsumu Battle has produced many famous battles, but...
...this time, it's a three-way tag match!
Two people from each team will compete against each other!
The key will be whether or not you can put pressure on each other!
If you lose one of the members and one of you remains in the team, you win!
And if you win, you get...
...four lunch boxes from four other teams who participated in the match!
What?!
It's going to be a fierce battle!
These six girls will participate in an important battle that will change their formation at once!
This is where the kids' team wants to do their best, right?
These chopsticks are kind of small and...
I think it's because they're kids.
It's true, it's about which team will fall first, right?
Now, with that said...
Let's go!
Tsumtsum, start!
It's slow, right?
There you go!
Nice!
You can do it!
Three!
Okay, you did it!
That's really good!
Can you still do it?
It's your first time.
You're shaking a little.
You have to do it in one go.
You can do it!
I'm nervous!
She fell all of a sudden!
She still can't accept the reality.
But this is a failure!
This is a failure!
I'm sorry!
First, the young team Kamimura will fall before they turn around!
Now, the remaining five will battle against each other!
Tsumtsum, start!
Okay!
You can do it, Takase!
You can do it!
Nice placement!
This is fun!
This practice is...
Is it your first?
Call me!
Come on!
You can do it!
It's your first time.
You can do it!
You have to do it!
You're shaking a little.
You have to do it!
Enjoy yourself.
Welcome!
From this circle, from this circle, from this circle...
I'll hit you!
Is there still a chance?
There is still pressure on me!
What's this?
Fujishima's "Datsuraku".
It was a "fitz" game.
Next, Fujishima lost to centrifugal force.
So, there are four people left. Let's go.
Let's go.
Start.
Be careful.
Green tea.
Green tea water is a little hot.
Ah, she dropped it.
Oh, she is good.
She is good at this.
Oh, green tea.
Wow.
Green tea water is a little hot.
Her pissed eyes...
Green tea water is a little hot.
Wow.
There is still pressure on her.
There is still pressure...
The pressure remains.
Katoshi is eliminated.
Two people in a row were hit by a curve in front of Takase.
As a result, one person from each team remained and went to the fourth round.
Adults and young people remained in balance.
This is a battle of three times.
Here we go.
Start!
Be careful of the traps.
Be stable.
I will come back to you.
Concentrate and don't think.
Don't think about your position.
You will win.
She is pretty good.
She is good.
You can do it.
Calm down.
As expected of Junichi Ishida's daughter.
Sumire-san.
She is leaning.
It is difficult for her.
She is leaning.
Is it impossible?
Sumire-san.
Don't fall down.
Sumire-san.
It is a pity.
Again, she didn't fall down.
Again, Miyachi of the kids team fell down.
Miyachi of the kids team fell down.
In the end, Adal and Takase and Young and Nibu are tied.
Kasuga-san, who will you support?
It is difficult.
Kasuga-san.
You made me fall down.
It is not that bad.
I wanted to see this.
A very inappropriate host of Showa has appeared.
Let's move on to the final round.
Let's go.
Start!
The first one.
I'm nervous.
Calm down, calm down.
Take your time.
You can do it.
It's a little off.
You can still do it.
It's a little off.
Calm down, calm down.
You can do it, you can do it.
It's off, but...
The balance is a little off.
It's too early!
It's too early for you to get on it!
How is it?
She's on it!
Before she goes with Yves, it's a little off.
It's a little off.
It's spinning!
It's shaking!
The Shumai Tower is shaking!
It's off!
Is it decided?
It's off!
Is it decided?
You can do it, P!
And so, Yves wins!
You did it!
It was a great match, though.
It was.
And so, four members of a different team will be confiscated lunch boxes!
And so, the winning young team will be confiscating adult and kids teams' lunch boxes!
Will the young team, which has gained an overwhelming lead, be able to counter the kids?
And so, let's move on to the next match!
Flaming High School Girls
Serious Dodgeball Battle!
This time, the serious dodgeball battle against each other has been revived!
The time limit is five minutes. The winning team with the most nails remains at the end of the game.
Of course, if you kill everyone within the time limit, you will immediately lose.
By the way, it's hard to see the three teams playing against each other, so...
I came up with a combination.
Here it is.
That's right. First, adults and young people will play. Kids will come up with seeds.
I see. I see. It's the same in NFL.
It's the same in the NFL.
I'm happy.
So, first of all, first round. Adults team against young team.
There are seven members here.
This time, there is no change in the inside or outside, so if you are hit, you will be immediately eliminated.
Can I do it?
You can do it.
Then the game will begin.
It's from the jump ball.
Ready, start!
Go!
Win!
OK, OK, good.
Go!
Got it!
Good, good, good, good, good.
You can do it!
Strong!
You can do it!
Are you OK? Face! Face! I know your face! Face!
Out! It's out!
We don't have facial recognition.
By the way, as a result of replay verification,
Tomita's serious pitch avoided Shimizu's face, so it's out.
And Hamagishi, who is good at self-proclaimed dodgeball, defeated Aya.
Both teams will be eliminated one by one.
Gungun-ya-da!
Out, out!
What? I didn't see it!
Out?
Ouch! Ouch!
Watch out!
Oh no! Oh no!
While Judge Kasuga was struggling with the verdict,
young Korushi and young Hamagishi kept saying "out"!
With two members left in the young team,
can they break through the absolute pinch?
Oh no! Oh no!
Young team!
A cat is out!
Go! Go!
Three against two!
Oh, they're alone!
A young team here can't run away from a strong team?
Can they run away from just one strong team?
Attack!
Nice fight!
But they won.
They ran away a lot, Tamaki too.
Yeah, it's pretty tough to be alone.
With their overwhelming skills, the adult team wins!
It's the final match against the kids' team, but...
We don't feel like we can win with just five of us.
Why not?
Um, Kasuga...
I want you to join us as the parents of the kids' team.
I see, you're joining us.
So there will be six of you.
Yes.
And here, the kids' team picks up their trump card, their guardian, Kasuga!
In addition...
The members of the adult team will also be decided!
Can I say who I'm picking up?
Yes.
I'm picking up Tomita!
Tomita is out!
Well, it can't be helped.
The first round's big player is Ada.
Tomita can't participate.
With these six people, the match is decided!
However, who will win this match and steal the three lunch boxes?
And now, it's the final match!
Until you run away!
(Screaming)
With just five seconds left, Kato's speed is decided.
Yujishima is out early!
Will there be a second round?
(Screaming)
Go, go, go!
(Screaming)
There is only one person left.
Miyachi showed her talent and defeated the adult team for the third time in a row.
There is only one person left.
Will it be the first defeat for the kids team?
There is only one person left for the opponent team.
The kids team will win. Concentrate!
(Screaming)
Hey, what are you doing to my daughter and me?
Hey you!
My daughters had terrible eyes.
I did it, I really did it.
Show me your face a little more.
Really?
Your face hurts.
That old man.
I don't know who you are.
I'm an old man!
I don't know you!
Are you an old woman?
You look like an old woman.
I'm an old man.
So, with their guardians on their side,
the winning kids team steals two lunch boxes from the adults team.
And...
Kumi's...
It's too early!
Too early!
It's too early for you guys!
As a result, since both teams took lunch boxes,
the young team still leads by a large margin.
Can the kids team turn things around?
With Kuma's huge comeback victory,
it's the final battle of "Hakunetsu"!
Now, the final battle begins!
Now, Katsuga-san, please give us the final showdown.
You can't run down the hallway.
"Konai Hayaruki Relay"!
The three teams run the studio Hayaruki Relay at the same time!
A challenger on each team may attempt a relay race.
And the team that finishes first out of five teams,
wins the championship!
By the way, this time, the course will be similar to the school's school bus...
The school bus zone, where Kasu will give a deep bow to the principal!
Next, the foot bath mat zone, where you're not allowed to run in the hallway!
And then, the band-aid cliff zone, where you have to wear a bandage when you're in front of the school!
And then, the iron bar limbo zone, where you have to stand up in the middle of school!
And finally, the spinning bat ten-turn zone, where you have to bother the students who are too lazy!
The course will be like this, with a lot of lunch boxes in place of batons, but...
If one of the lunch boxes spills out, you'll have to start over and start all over again!
And the team that wins will get all of the lunch boxes from all of the other teams!
All of them?!
So we win, right?
That's right! If you win this match, you'll be able to steal a total of ten lunch boxes from two teams one by one!
In other words, every team has a chance of winning!
And as you can see from the members of each team, they all seem to be proud of their speed of walking, but...
Which team will win this speed of walking match and seize their victory?!
Okay, we're all set up.
We'll stand over there and say our greetings, and then we'll go.
If you say your greetings too casually, will you have to do it again?
Of course we'll have you do it again!
That's the basics of greetings!
Okay, let's get started!
On your marks...
Get set...
Start!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Okay!
You can do it!
She's not wearing an extra layer of clothing, is she?
What?!
What?! Tomita, who jumped out of the water in a rush,
is not wearing an extra layer of clothing!
Tomita is not wearing an extra layer of clothing!
Tomita, are you okay?!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Obtained lube!
Hamamichi has come back with a declaration letter.
Good morning!
Will he be able to deliver this brand cell phone?
Good morning!
Good luck!
Oh, no!
It's going to rain! It's going to rain!
It's dangerous to play with them.
Be careful not to fall down.
The barge of Limbo Dance has arrived.
The barge has a legendary soul.
Good morning!
This is the third person.
Good morning!
It's out! It's out!
The middle part of the barge fell off.
This is big.
You can do it! You can do it!
It's a big barge!
It's huge!
Here you go.
What kind of river is it?
Here you go.
I will dance.
Here you go.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do it anyway.
Mitsuki Gudaguda, just before the goal,
Today's second time in the bag
It causes a blowout incident.
On the other hand, Yamaguchi, who is in his early years,
A series of landslides
He was blowing up.
And...
While dodging...
Is it only coming out of the mountain?
While dodging...
It's a one-hundred-meter goal.
Until the end...
Let's run until the end!
Let's do it until the end!
The rest is...
The rest is up to you!
Let's do it until the end!
The rest is up to you!
Which is it?!
Goal!
What a game!
Even if Yamaguchi wins, he still scores!
No...
I remember how that feels...
Now everybody scores!
So...
The first place is...
The Atalto team!
What a match!
As a result, the Atalto team, which didn't do anything wrong with Tomita's extra money, showed their veteran bond and won the overall championship!
And the young and kids each got a lunch box.
They won the lunch box in the next recording, but...
Kids are not enough.
I participated in it, but I didn't get a lunch box.
Oh, you got it.
I see. What should we do now?
Then, as a guardian, I will give you...
What is it?
A guardian's lunch box.
What is it?
Is it handmade?
It's a handmade guardian's lunch box.
Did you make it?
Well, it's made by a guardian.
I'm not the only one who got it wrong.
So, we'll find out what's inside of it later.
That's right.
How was it for you, young and kids teams?
Well, I've been living for a long time, so...
I thought I couldn't win.
That's true.
Then, Atalto teams, please look forward to the next lunch box!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors you see here.
Finally, I got it wrong, too.
The next BATTLE NEWS GP will be held...
...in a primary show for the first time!
Go and line up your goods!
(Let's try it on.)
(Let's come and see it!)