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Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's started! Let's meet at Hinatazaka!
Today as well, we have an energetic Hinatazaka member!
Although she is 28 years old, let's celebrate her birthday a little earlier!
That's right, it's because of last year's trouble.
I want to escape from this middle-aged age.
I want to be 30 years old as soon as possible.
30 years old, right?
Shall we do it?
What?
In this show.
I'm already 30 years old.
Captain, happy 30 years old!
Let's do it!
In this show, I'm 30 years old!
In order to solve Ms. Kumi's problems, a young man's sweet voice made a project come to life!
At the timing of her 28th birthday, she will read a book over two years old and...
With everyone who wants to be a miso man like Ms. Kumi, we will celebrate her birthday in a party style!
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Now, let's welcome today's star!
Ms. Kumi has changed into my ideal 30-year-old.
Now, let's welcome today's star, Ms. Kumi!
So, today's 38-year-old is Ms. Kumi!
38 years old!
28 years old!
28 years old means 30 years old.
She was 28 years old.
What is the concept of your ideal miso soup costume that you thought of when you were 28 years old?
This is Anne Hathaway from "My Intern".
That's right!
I knew it!
Do you know it?
It sounded like Hathaway.
Do you know Hathaway?
I know Hathaway.
Then, Ms. Sumi, please have a seat.
Ms. Sumi!
You don't look like Anna of "Teletubbies" anymore.
No, I don't.
Ms. Kumi, right?
Excuse me.
Then, let's start Ms. Kumi's miso soup party!
The first program is "Ms. Kumi's 30-year-old case report"!
Thank you!
What kind of life should a woman like Ms. Kumi go through in order to become a wonderful woman like Ms. Kumi?
Let's look back at Ms. Kumi's 30-year-old case report!
Let's look at the first case report.
Here it is!
Ten months after birth.
"Honya rara" is too much and causes "honya rara" incident.
Now, everyone, what do you think it is?
It's when you're a baby.
Yes, Marimoto!
The style is too much and everyone starts making noise.
The style has always been good since you were ten months old.
But it's not that far away.
That's right.
Yes, yes.
Your legs are too long and you start walking.
Something like this?
The second clue is correct.
You start walking.
Yes.
Here you go.
You're too motivated and you start walking.
I'd like to give you a point for this, but it's wrong.
It's wrong.
Yes, yes.
Ah, you have too much detergent ability and you start walking.
Ah, so that's what it is.
That's what it is.
Time's up!
Ah!
Here's the correct answer.
You're too motivated and you start walking.
Everyone was close!
I heard that you walk very fast.
Yes.
I eat "osekihan".
You eat "osekihan".
Yes, I do.
Captain, have you ever thought that you're too motivated and you start walking?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Yes.
You're a ballerina, right?
Yes, I am.
When I was a ballerina in "Kimi wa Zero kara Ichi ni Nare",
there's a scene where Kumi-san spins in the middle by herself.
She always spins so fast that I'm worried if she'll fly away.
Do you worry about that?
Do you spin with that kind of momentum?
Yes, I think it's because I'm motivated.
Here's the next incident.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident.
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident with a teacher.
That's a little different.
Yes, yes.
Yes, go ahead.
In a car, there was a "tsukkomi" incident in a convenience store.
That's wrong.
It's a license violation.
She's only four years old.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident with a poster in a post office.
It's a refusal, but...
She worked part-time at a post office.
It's an accident.
Accident?
It's an accident.
Yes, go ahead.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident in a castle made by people with all their might.
That's a tragedy, isn't it?
Yes, go ahead.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident in a flying box.
It's a little closer.
It's also related to Kasuga-san's incident.
Yes, go ahead.
In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident in a chair.
Here is the correct answer. In kindergarten, there was a "tsukkomi" incident in a bench.
There was a hill in kindergarten's park. I was addicted to running down from there.
And one day, I couldn't stop running down.
And I hit my face against the legs of an iron bench.
And the day after that, there was a ballet presentation.
And I had to be Mary Poppins.
And I became Mary Poppins in blue.
Here is a photo from that day.
On the upper right.
You hit your face against the legs of an iron bench in blue.
You are not Yoshizumi Ishihara.
Two years later, Yoshizumi Ishihara was involved in a big incident.
And that incident was...
I was doing "honyarara" in a classroom.
And I was seen by the police.
You were seen by the police.
Here you go.
I was doing "takibi" in a classroom.
I want you to get more points.
Here you go.
I was doing "torihiki" in a classroom.
This is suspicious. It depends on what "torihiki" is.
Here you go.
I was taking a nap in a classroom.
Correct!
There was a nap time for the whole family.
And only me, after everyone went to bed, I thought I'd try sleeping on my butt.
I went in my butt, closed it and slept.
And then, "Were you here?"
I see!
While everyone was sleeping, I went to play.
And then, I went to look for a park or something.
Because you thought you were there.
How about this? Do you still have it now?
Do you still have it?
Like, you go to sleep right away.
Before a live show, Kumi-san is definitely sleeping.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
That's cool.
You wake up just in time for a live show.
You reverse it.
You wake up just in time and go out and laugh.
That's funny.
You want to do it, don't you?
It's cool, isn't it?
People who wake up just in time.
The next incident is this.
While you have no future dream, you announce it.
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
While you have no future dream, you give it to me and say, "I don't have it."
You're running all the time, aren't you?
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
While you have no future dream, you announce it, "I'm a doctor, even though I'm inexperienced."
You're a little short-tempered.
That's good.
The hint is "dance, grunt."
Dance?
Yes, go ahead.
Dance?
While you're looking at the dance control line...
While you're dancing.
When you're looking at the quiz, you're the most confused one.
You're the one who hasn't heard the question.
Before we make Tomita angry any longer, we'll announce the correct answer.
Here's the correct answer.
While you're playing the trumpet, you announce "ballerina."
Everyone says "bread shop" or "flower shop," but my mother didn't say it.
At that time, I was playing the trumpet and learning ballet at the aquarium music school,
so my mother said it would be nice to combine the two.
But I wasn't motivated at all.
It was dangerous if you didn't meet Hina and Zakao.
I was shaking.
You're barely human.
If you get angry, your fans will get angry, too.
Here is the next incident.
"Honyarara" loss incident commemorating 20 years old.
Yes.
Yes, please.
"Loss of navel brain" incident commemorating 20 years old.
You don't get it for 20 years, do you?
No, I don't.
I've heard that you got it, too.
What is it?
I think you got it for 20 years old.
Yes.
Yes, please.
"Birth year alcohol" incident commemorating 20 years old.
"Birth year wine" incident commemorating 20 years old.
What does this mean?
My aunt gave it to me.
Congratulations!
My dad drank it without me knowing.
It looked delicious.
I don't remember drinking it.
You're a hopeless dad.
Wine...
That's right.
The next incident is this one.
"Birth year wine" incident commemorating 20 years old.
Do you want to hear the story?
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
To be old...
Can you see the line "to be old"?
It's started.
There's a concept behind it.
Concept!
To be a womanizer.
It's not really that.
Who is this?
She's already a womanizer, but...
It's not "to be", it's "to be".
What is it?
She's already a schoolgirl.
It's "to be" after all.
It's not like that at all.
Here is the answer. Mysterious.
What about you?
Well, I think I've become like that.
Naturally?
Naturally.
You don't really reveal your private life and feelings?
Well, I think I've become a mysterious woman.
Hey, don't you take pictures like this!
After this, I'd like to be a miso man like you in a new program, but it's a big rampage!
Now, let's move on to the next program!
Hinatazaka impersonation that is too detailed to convey!
This program is held with Kumi's own hope.
In fact, 13 people who passed the previous tough audition participated in the studio as they wanted to be like Kumi.
By the way, the members who entered the first block are already on standby.
I'm looking forward to it!
The first is the live impersonation block.
Let's go.
Here it is!
The host of "Tokyo Dome", Mana Fee, who says common things.
Hello, everyone! I'm at "Tokyo Dome"!
Mana Fee, how do you like it?
You know, there is an example of "Tokyo Dome", right?
However, even if you say "Tokyo Dome", I want you to think that "Tokyo Dome" is weird.
However, today, we are able to stand here like this.
Everyone, "Tokyo Dome" is like this!
I think you know what I mean!
It doesn't fall down, does it?
Next person, please!
Even if you do make-up infinitely before a live show, it doesn't complete at all, Kawata Hina.
Good morning! Let's do make-up!
Five minutes later...
Kumi-san, how is it? Is it too much?
A little more...
Ten minutes later...
You still have make-up on!
One hour later...
That's it!
Wow!
That's long!
Kawata-san, do you do make-up for an hour?
Five minutes later...
I see, I see!
Five minutes later...
Next person, please!
Takeuchi Kirari, when she appeared in "Shinsaimonolive" as an encore.
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
That's too much!
Everyone's hands and feet are shaking!
How is it like?
I've seen it before!
It's like that, isn't it?
I have a low waist.
I see!
Next person, please!
Wow!
On "Happy Train Tour" in 2023,
a certain number of members painted their glass windows while they were moving.
Love is like a trail of shadows
I want you to have fun with me
Antenna!
What are you doing?
It's so funny!
Can you explain it?
That's all for Live Imitation Block!
Next is...
Recording Site Imitation Block!
Please look forward to it!
Kyoko Saito invites members to a game of human- wolf in the dressing room!
You have a lot of time today, don't you?
How many times have you done your makeup?
20 times?
Jinuel?
Aya Jinuel?
Hinamichan Jinuel?
Jinuel?
At the end, like this.
You do it a lot, don't you?
Yes, we do.
If you can guess it, please.
In winter, when the dressing room is hot, Kyoko Saito.
Kyoko Saito.
Wait, isn't it hot?
Isn't it hot, everyone?
By the way, excuse me,
do you have a heater?
Can you turn it into an air conditioner?
She says it a lot.
I've never seen it before, but I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Let's go to the next one.
Even though I'm not okay at all,
Miyachi Sumire always assures me that I'm okay.
I fell asleep early in the morning again today.
I'm really late.
I'm not worried at all.
I'm really worried.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm happy.
What's wrong?
I was too late and too impatient.
I left my cell phone and computer at home.
You're fine.
I'll lend you everything.
I have one more thing.
I was in a hurry and left my shoes at home.
I took them off and ran.
I didn't notice it at all.
You're fine.
You have a good style.
You look good even with one leg.
It can't be helped that you left your shoes early.
If anything happens to you, let's work together with one leg.
You're fine.
Let's do our best from now on.
Shion is terrible.
Watanabe is a bad guy.
I didn't know she was like that.
She has a good sense of humor.
Let's go to the next one.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Kasuga-san who sits on the chair again and again every time she shouts in the evacuation recording.
Kasuga-san?
Like this.
Oh, that's a series.
There's no way that's possible.
That's weird, isn't it?
There's no way that's possible.
Why is that?
There's no way that's possible.
Why is that?
That's fine, isn't it?
No, no, no, no, no.
You watch it a lot, don't you?
Does she sit on the chair again and again like that?
No, she sits on the chair again and again.
When she shouts, she sits on the chair like this.
She shouts a lot.
That's it for the impersonation block at the recording site.
And the last one is the impersonation block in private.
Here's the first impersonation.
Marii Morimoto who only says "That's terrible" to Katakuna when she's talking with her seniors.
Marii, your hair looks really good today. It's cute.
That's terrible.
Your makeup looks really good, too.
That's terrible.
Oh, you're bringing home three bentos today.
That's terrible.
By the way, what were you doing yesterday?
That's terrible.
You two have similar voices.
Here's the next impersonation.
Hina's impersonation is too fast.
Hey Hina, what's up with today's MC?
Hey Hina, what's up with your hair today?
Hey Hina, you're not listening to me, are you?
That's right!
That was fast, that first one.
Now, the next impersonation, please.
Yamaguchi Hario-san, who is sweet to his juniors and takes care of them with his fingers.
Hey Kaori...
What is it?
When are you going to call me "Hario-chan"?
How old are you, Yamaguchi-san?
Call me "Hario-chan", okay?
Let me call you "Hario-san".
Hario-san...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
The recording is about to start!
I'm going now!
I have to get rid of "Hario-chan".
The recording won't start!
Oh no!
That was beautiful.
Wow!
Now, the next impersonation will be the last one.
Now, please go ahead.
Takase Mana-san's daily walk.
What is "daily walk"?
I'm scared.
The recording is different.
Good morning!
The recording is different.
Please leave it outside.
That's it!
The impersonations of all 12 groups have ended!
Who will receive the best award?
The best impersonation is...
Rina Watanabe, who impersonated Sumire Miyachi!
Thank you!
I didn't know that Rina Watanabe would impersonate Sumire Miyachi like this!
She was also very good at making up stories.
I took it one step at a time and let Rina Watanabe impersonate Sumire Miyachi!
Thank you very much!
A surprise from that person who can't help it?!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
Don't you want to go home?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let's move on to the last program!
This is the last program, but...
Actually, there is someone who has a connection with you and wrote you a letter for you!
Kasuga-san, please read it for us!
I'll read it for you!
My heart is pounding!
What?
Happy birthday!
It's been 30 years since then.
I remember yesterday like you came to us.
Fun days and full of memories are the best memories from you!
30 years old who wanted to be early!
How is it?
The 30s are independent years!
It is a very important time to be the cornerstone of life in the future!
As a captain of Hinatazaka 46 and as an adult, please enjoy the years that will pile up from now on!
Try to live with all your might!
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to seeing you up close.
I pray for you to be like Kumi-san and become a wonderful Kumi-san.
Go for it! Top of Kumi!
Go! Kumi! Go!
With all my heart...
Kasuga!
It's me!
Yes, it's me.
I'm happy!
It's a letter from Kasuga-san.
I'm happy!
That's right.
Did you really write it for me?
Yes, I wrote it for you.
How do you like it?
I've always wondered who wrote it for me.
I thought it might be my parents.
But I never got used to hearing "Kasuga-san, go for it!"
I'm happy!
I'm honestly happy!
I wanted you to go for it!
I'm sorry!