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Dragon Girl Battle!
Thank you!
The first battle to determine who is the number one team has just begun!
Meanwhile...
The members are having a heated battle in a mysterious and adventurous battle!
Lighthouse is the best!
And this time, the Dragon Girl Battle is over!
You're bored, aren't you?
I'm not bored!
Hirata's beauty, who defeated Fusaki for the first time in a battle, touches the MC's collar!
Which team will win the championship and grab the New Year's ball?!
(Which team will win the championship and grab the New Year's ball?!)
Everyone who won the crab, please enjoy it.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Hamagishi-san is my favorite crab, and it looks delicious.
How is it, Hamagishi-san? Is it delicious?
Yes, I'm happy.
It's a good crab.
They forgot about recording and enjoyed the crab as a reward.
While we're eating, let's move on to the next segment.
2024 Fortune-telling Ranking Game!
The fortune-teller for this time is...
Love-sensei!
Thank you for coming every year!
As expected of Love-sensei!
This program has been given many fortune-tellings every year.
We all have achievements.
That's right.
As always, the fortune-teller for this time is...
Love-sensei!
By the way, only the best three will be announced in this year's fortune-telling ranking.
The third member to be listed in 2024 is...
This person!
It's Rina Watanabe!
I'm happy!
The number of attention is...
The world may have been waiting for you.
Not only in Japan, but also in Asia, Rina Watanabe will be a hot topic in the world.
Rina Watanabe!
We heard about you for the first time, too.
No, it's my first time, too.
Your first time?
I don't know if it's related, but please be careful of the number of "three" and "three" in numbers.
Really?
Isn't that too much?
And I heard that the road to a big hit is about to spread.
(The road to a big hit is about to spread.)
I'm interested in acting.
Are you interested in being an actress?
Yes, I am.
I want to try various things.
I'm happy.
Let's do it.
The second place in the fortune ranking in 2024 is...
this person.
Nice to meet you, Haruka.
Nice to meet you, too.
She is lucky once in 12 years.
When she starts something new or tries something new,
such as a travel show, a townhouse location, and a food location,
she has a chance.
She has a lot of work, and the staff is satisfied with how much she gets paid, and she has a lot of work offers.
Oh, that's nice. I'm jealous.
Well, it's true that there's a little bit of a location.
It's true that you have it or you don't have it.
Yeah, and the picture of her wearing a yukata and a table tennis racket is in magazines and stuff, and it's really cute and it's a hot topic.
Julie, Julie, please!
Julie just wants to see it, doesn't she?
Do you like location?
I love it! I love it!
Who are you talking to?
I love location!
Face me!
What's up with him?
And the first place in the popularity of 2024 fortune- telling ranking is...
The first place is this person!
Masakono!
Yay!
Masakono has become a person who is loved by the times.
Oh, I'm jealous!
No, it's the times that are coming to you.
Wow, so this year is the year of the pine tree.
He's lucky and if he appears in a running race, he might be able to escape.
As expected of a pine tree.
He won!
He won, didn't he?
You can clearly see that he's a pine tree.
What do you mean "pine tree"?
That's an unpleasant way of saying it.
And just like you were pulled out of a stand's arrow, you will develop new talents and abilities.
However, everyone who drinks tea will be pulled out of a heart's arrow with Matsuda-san's cute smile.
Delicious! Delicious!
Please make me nervous.
He's a little crazy.
Nice.
The studio was a little disturbed, but...
Here we missed the top 3 sales, but there was a fortune-telling result we were interested in, so let's check it out!
Kyoko Saito is amazing, isn't she? She's got the know- how of Taiga and the like.
Taiga drama...
What's wrong with you?!
You love dramas, don't you?!
You're laughing!
And the second part is...
Working luck up.
When you wear something, your luck goes up.
Even an animal with ears on is okay.
Especially pandas are recommended.
You just want to see them, don't you?!
I definitely want to see them!
Sushi is also good.
When you can get results.
No matter what you do, you're a president.
That's what she wrote.
There are three "presidents," but...
You're a president,
and...
President!
I don't know what you're talking about!
And...
Learn.
It's a good year.
A new gag is born.
A new one?
It's already out there.
"Raise both hands in a "v" shape,"
cross your legs and stand up.
Stand up?!
Cross your legs and stand up,
raise both hands,
and shout 'learn!'
You're kidding me!
You're making me jealous!
I think you'll be able to do it soon!
Can you show us?
Manaphy!
This is...
There's a delivery!
Will it be popular?
Will Manaphy's new joke be popular in a year?
Let's go back to the army battle!
Next up is "Aim for the lighthouse, brothers!"
Yes, it's a dragon. It's a dragon cherry blossom, everyone.
So this time, we're going to open up the envelope with questions about lighthouses and brothers in the studio.
We'll take the questions to Professor Kasuragi and he'll answer them.
If you answer correctly, you'll receive points for your difficulty.
However!
There's also a penalty game written in the envelope, so please be careful!
And the members of each army will participate in this battle, but...
You're not very smart, are you?
No, we're not!
Minpan, are you okay? Can you do it?
I'm the best!
That's a stupid comment!
Carter, don't cheat!
Carter has the image of a coward.
And now, the envelope quiz begins!
How many points will each team gain from this competition?
Now, let's begin!
Start!
Yes!
Now, let's go! You should count more and more!
Huh?
Already?
Huh?
Oh, you're close!
You're close!
What's that?
Five Points Quiz!
What you know is what you don't realize.
TO USDAI.
WHAT LIFE!
TO USDAI. MOTO LIFE!
That's right!
What?
Aren't you saying "shaberi glassy" or something?
No no no no, teacher Masanori Morita is a manga artist.
Shaberi glassy
Now, Kawatake.
While laughing, say things you should improve on Kasuga.
Huh?
Not included?
Not included! You're OUT!
We're close!
Things you should improve on...
She's pretty realistic with that answer!
You've thought about it a lot, haven't you?
I'm happy.
You should fix it.
Please.
I'm counting on you.
I hope it's a problem.
It's definitely a problem.
It's a question from the brothers!
Beat Takeshi, who starred in the movie directed by Oshima Nagisa,
and Beat Takeshi, who starred in the movie directed by Oshima Nagisa,
are "What on earth is Christmas on the battlefield?"
What on earth is Christmas on the battlefield?
That's what I'm saying, you idiot!
Yes, Nibu-chan!
Merry Christmas!
Wonderful!
Really?
Thank you!
You did it yourself, didn't you?
Wait a minute.
It looks important.
Oh, you're right.
Wonderful!
Congratulations, Mr. Lawrence!
Merry Christmas!
Mr. Lawrence!
Wonderful!
I want you to get it right!
I want to see it!
It's a question from the brothers!
It's a 10-point question!
It looks difficult!
Here is the image question!
Look at the monitor!
What?
The brothers who are familiar with professional baseball players!
The Western Lions!
The Matsunuma brothers!
Which is the older brother?
Which is the target of this program?
This is easy! The older brother!
The so-called "older brother"!
Only the Arafif is happy!
Which is Matsunuma?
They are brothers, but they are different in their ways of being!
It's "b"!
Wonderful!
I got it right!
It's a 10-point question!
I did it!
Wonderful!
Mr. Hamagishi, let's move on!
It was "Thunderthrow"!
He said "Matsunuma, let's go!"
It's a question from the brothers!
Look at the monitor!
I don't know!
What?
The brothers!
Mr. A. Kavira and Mr. John Kavira!
Which is it?
Wonderful!
I got it right!
It's a 10-point question!
Mr. Kavira and Mr. John Kavira are happy!
Let's move on!
It's a question from the brothers!
The brothers!
As a Nintendo Switch-oriented software,
in October 2023,
Super Mario Bros.
What?
Super Mario Bros.
Something.
Super Mario Bros. Something.
Do you know it?
Yes!
Super Mario Bros.
Yes!
It's a bit obvious.
Wonders.
Wonders?
I've never heard of it.
It's a 10-point question.
Please!
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we start?
The question from the brothers.
It's a 20-point question!
If you get it right, you win!
In 1949, who was the first Japanese person to win the Nobel Prize in Physics?
I don't know!
Wow, this is a 20-point question.
The first Japanese person.
Professor of Physics.
No, no, no.
That's the name of the prize.
Nobel Prize.
He changed it.
Is it the Nobel Prize in Science?
Nobel Prize in Physics.
Why did you change it?
Yeah.
Try saying it.
Maybe you can do it.
I'm sure of it.
Come on!
We don't have much time.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
There's also a time-up.
5 seconds left!
You won't be able to say all of it.
3, 2...
I love you!
Me!
How was it?
It wasn't there yet!
It wasn't there yet, you!
You're getting old!
It wasn't there yet!
I said it wasn't there yet!
There's only 5 minutes left!
How many people will be able to challenge the quiz?
We don't have much time.
Say "thank you" to Wakabayashi-san in "gyaru" style.
That's wrong.
You don't get any points for that.
I'll do it.
Thank you for always taking care of me.
I'm doing my best.
That's funny.
Thank you.
I want to give you points.
Zero points!
It wasn't "gyaru" style.
It wasn't.
Now, now, now...
It's a question from "toudai"!
The title of a love comedy manga by a manga artist, Tatsuya Egawa-sensei,
which depicts a man's love for "toudai", is...
"TOKYO DAIGAKU NANIGATAI".
You don't get any points for that.
"TOKYO DAIGAKU MONOGATARI".
That's correct!
Excellent!
Let's move on.
What's the next question?
It's a 5-point question.
It's a 10-point question.
It's a "toudai" question.
One of "toudai"'s closest stations,
the underground railroad "marunouchi" line, is...
"hongo nanchome"?
Is it a 10-point question?
It's difficult.
Is it difficult?
Please give me a hint.
A hint?
"hongo" means "underground railroad",
so it's a number, isn't it?
Try saying it in "goro" style.
That's probably the only place where you feel uncomfortable.
"nanchome" is the name of the underground railroad.
Here we go.
"hongo" is the third station!
That's right!
You got it right!
That's wonderful.
Now, now, now, Kawata-kun.
Let's go.
A question from siblings.
Ani is a high school third-year student.
Otouto is a junior high school third-year student.
If siblings fight,
who will lose?
Is there such a question?
This is a mystery, so...
Ani is a high school third-year student.
Ani is a junior high school third-year student.
Otouto is a junior high school third-year student.
Junior high school third-year student.
Even an answer about the reason for the fight will be given.
Which one is it?
Even an answer about the reason for the fight will be given.
First, which one?
Otouto?
Junior high school and second grade.
I'm weak.
I've said this many times.
Even an answer about the fight will be given.
Poor Otouto.
That's why...
Yay!
As you can see, the results of the quiz are as follows.
As you can see, Kyogo Army got 25 points.
However, Katoshi Army still has a lot of total points.
Will Katoshi Army be able to run away like this?
And now, will Katoshi Army be able to touch Kasuga's Gekirin?
Now, let's move on to the final competition.
The legendary quote "Draw out the championship!"
When you think of dragons, you think of legendary creatures, don't you?
Yes.
So, from "kasuga", which has the meaning of "legendary",
we will hold a competition to draw out legendary quotes.
Yes.
By the way, in the "interview" setting of "owarai dashi",
each team will select an interviewer one by one.
The person who draws out a quote that they think is a legendary quote will be rewarded.
This is the "front view" setting.
The legendary "kasuga" Toshiaki, who doesn't know anything, has moved to another room.
The competition you will participate in from now on is "touch the "gekirin" of "dragon" kasuga".
This is the "interview" setting of "kasuga",
but we will not draw out legendary quotes, but "touch the "gekirin" of "dragon" kasuga.
Yes, "gekirin" is a scale with a piece upside down under the dragon's chin.
When it comes to "touch the "gekirin" of "dragon" kasuga",
from the legend of "dragon" kasuga, which is usually quiet, getting angry violently,
to "touch the "gekirin" of "dragon" kasuga",
it has become common for "dragon" kasuga" to buy "dragon" kasuga" 's anger.
This time, we will not draw out legendary quotes,
but we will hold a competition to make "kasuga" who doesn't know anything angry.
The young judge will award points based on "kasuga" 's anger.
By the way,
these five people will try to make "kasuga" angry.
Each of them seems confident in making "kasuga" angry, but...
Everyone, is it okay for you to follow the rules of the game?
Yes, it's okay.
It's faster. It's faster than making quotes.
Then, please go to the venue.
Thank you very much.
Now, "touch the "gekirin" of "kasuga" competition will begin!
Who is the member who can make "kasuga" angry the most?
Are you ready?
Yes, star "kasuga" is.
Yes.
I'm not going to say a lot of quotes now.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
It's an honor to stand in such a place.
It's an honor for me, too.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Ask me what you want to know.
Thank you in advance.
Let's go.
Now, interview, start!
Thank you in advance.
I'm counting on you.
Is it okay?
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Is there "kasuga"'s charm that hasn't been noticed in the world yet?
She may not notice it.
So, I have to make "kasuga" angry a little late.
Yes, a little.
I see.
It's the same flow and speed.
I have to match it with the times.
I'm a little ahead of the times.
I think the world will notice it when "kasuga" becomes popular.
Can I say it?
That's right.
Well, your occupation is...
I'm an entertainer.
That's right.
It's interesting.
It's a hit.
Is there any kabuki actor who has changed his appearance?
It's amazing!
By the way, do you have any resistance against being filmed in 4K?
Of course not!
Let's go for 3K.
Every year, it gets deeper.
Hey, don't look at me like that!
Let's go for 4K.
Let me film you.
I thought you were filming me from above.
No, don't film me from above!
Let's go for 2K.
Does that yellow have a name?
This mouth is a little yellow.
Yellow!
This is good.
The teeth are...
Hey, don't film my mouth!
It's a little...
My mouth is yellow.
Can you be more careful?
Should I say it like that?
Do you have any consciousness about your teeth being seen by everyone during comedy?
No, it's not only my teeth that are seen.
Let's go for 2K.
It's not only my teeth that are seen.
It's not only my teeth that are seen all the time.
It's not gay-style.
It's not only gay-style.
Let me go!
I've never been that close!
It's not gay-style.
It's escape.
We've been talking about our parents.
That's right.
Can you tell us about your activities?
Give me that!
We want to leave something behind.
In 2023, I think the number of people watching TV has decreased.
That's right.
What do you think about that?
This is how angry I get.
Last year and the year before that, we wanted to win first place.
But we couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it with our own power.
That's right.
What do you mean "that's right"?
That's right.
We wanted to overdo it.
But we're in the agency, so we have to go through the agency.
That's right.
We don't have a sense of fairness.
What do you mean "sense of fairness"? It has nothing to do with it!
This is good.
What do you mean "sense of fairness"?
You're being lazy.
I'm free these days.
You're not free!
If you were really free, you wouldn't be so angry.
I'm not free!
I'm free!
What is it?
I'd like to interview you.
There's no such thing.
I'm scared.
This is zero laziness.
I'm not lazy at all.
Why are you looking at me like that? What are you looking at? It's scary.
No, no, no, you got me in a weird place.
Words you thought were good quotes. What words?
There is no such thing!
There is no such thing! I'm getting ready to say quotes.
You're a difficult person.
What do you mean difficult?
I don't have the mood to say quotes at all.
You're a difficult person.
While saying that, there is a PMC hallway.
No, it's not that annoying.
I'll apologize for sure!
It would be nice if he apologized.
The legend that can be said as a joke is still like a grip, so I'll tell you a story here.
Many people made me angry and competed with me.
Oh, I'm glad you laughed.
It's a joke.
Some people didn't like it.
Some people came to stab me.
It's not a good game.
Here is the score announcement.
Oh, this is...
Matsuda also won the 13th Gekirin.
It's Katoshi's team!
Nice Gekirin!
They did it.
Matsuda also won the last Gekirin championship.
Don't do it again!
Let's grab this chance of Katoshi's team!
This program was sponsored by Sony Music and my sponsor.
This time's reward is a cash-grabbing challenge in the name of "chance of dropping coins"!
I can't believe it!
I prepared 200,000 yen!
Wow!
Are you going to do it now on TV?
That's good!
What?
I've been deceiving you with a lot of coins.
You've been deceiving me.
It's a real-time effect.
By the way, this year is 2024, so you can take as much as you want for 24 seconds.
You can challenge with everyone or narrow the number of people.
In addition...
Kasuga's pocket money...
What?
How about a New Year's gift?
New Year's gift!
Don't be in trouble!
You don't have "kyoro kyoro", do you?
I have it, so I thought it would be nice.
That's right.
New Year's gift!
It's been five years as usual, but you can't afford it, so you'll have to add real pocket money.
The cash-grabbing challenge has finally begun!
24 seconds!
Start!
Oh, my God!
Isn't it over already?
Not yet?
It's not time yet.
Ten seconds left!
Five seconds left!
Oh, my God!
How about it?
Time's up!
They successfully finished the cash-grabbing, but...
How much was it?
Switch...
On!
Wow!
I'll go get it.
Since they put in an unexpected amount of coins at once, it is clear that it will take a lot of time to collect.
They decided to end the show first.
So, the winner is Katoshi Gundan!
Everyone, thank you for this year as well!
Thank you!
By the way, as a result of the collection, Katoshi Gundan's New Year's money will be decided at 91,144 yen!
We'll give it away somewhere, so look forward to it!