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Let's look back! 2023!
Although September is coming to an end, we're looking back at the Kamihanki news of 2023!
You're stupid, you're stupid.
Which one of you is stupid?!
Sudden MC changes and broken up last year's Shibohamki story are all happening in Kamihanki!
And in this Kamihanki news second half, we'll talk about behind-the-scenes stories from Kina Exhibition and...
Kasuga-san...
Will there be a new move with Masaka's direct hit?!
Let's meet at Hinata Soccer!
And now, we're back with the news from April!
These are the members from April!
Here are the main topics from April's Hinata Soccer 46!
There's a lot!
Mancho came out and...
High school lecture, right?
The Magic Rabbit, right?
Wow!
Are you watching?
What?!
High school lecture?!
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Here is the personal important news that happened during that time.
April Fool incident.
What is it?
Who is it?
Yes, it's me.
Kamaisa.
Yes, I'm really looking forward to April Fool every year.
So you do it every year.
I do it every year.
You set it up.
Yes, I have decided.
So, for April Fool this year, I posted a selfie of me and Hina on Instagram and posted a picture of me and Hina fighting.
You said something, didn't you?
What?
Maybe it's a dream.
It came out in a dream.
Hina and Zakao members came out in a dream.
People don't know, do they?
Yes, they don't know.
It was April Fool's Day, so fans asked me, "Did you really fight?"
It was the day of the show.
I was worried about what would happen if I fought with my best friend on the day of the show.
I was thinking of posting a picture of me saying "It's a lie" later, but I forgot about it.
That's terrible.
It's funny.
But when everyone is worried about you, it's fun for you, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Did you think "Yes, yes"?
Yes, yes.
So I was thinking of saying "It's a lie" a little more later, but I forgot about it.
It's funny that you love each other this much.
You might want each other to do it every year.
I made a mistake.
Let's move on to the next news.
Here it is.
Hina Kamimura's cunning secret.
I'm a little disappointed.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Who is this?
Yes.
Ms. Kosaka.
What's going on?
On the fourth day of the Hinapan Festival...
Yes.
We performed the song "Hey, Sun".
At the time, the festival had just opened.
We decided to do a "response" project.
There were about two times in the song.
The first day ended safely.
On the second day, Hirono was in charge of it.
She didn't know about it until just before the performance.
She had contacted me, but I forgot to confirm it.
Just before the performance...
Oh, no! I have to remember it!
We practiced "response" together.
At that time, Hirono did "cunning".
Actually, there is a video.
I'd like to see it.
I hope it's not exposed.
What? It's not written like that.
Why? It's terrible.
It's written towards the mic. It's closed.
It's written.
It's well reflected.
It's written.
It's reflected well.
No way!
It's reflected well.
It's written.
It's written, but...
Captain's "M" is too lame.
I thought it was lame.
His shoulders are not soft enough.
It's his shoulder blades.
But, if it's written like that,
wouldn't it be exposed because it's big?
I thought it wasn't exposed.
I was wondering what it meant.
But, it was reflected well.
That's right.
But, I said it without looking at it.
So, I think it's good.
You said it without looking at it.
That's right.
There were other incidents at HINATAN FESTIVAL.
Here it is.
She was hitting it in practice.
She hit it in action.
I can't remember.
She hit it.
Who is this?
Yes.
She hit it.
Well, at HINATAN FESTIVAL,
when we performed HINANO KAMURA's solo song,
other three students also participated in batting
because they were amateurs in directing.
I see.
When we were practicing,
we were hitting homerun-type balls.
But, during the actual performance,
me and Morimoto didn't hit it at all.
We said it was miserable.
That's right.
Did you hit it in rehearsal?
To be honest, I didn't hit it in rehearsal.
But, I thought I could do it
because I think I'm strong in actual performance.
But, you weren't strong in actual performance.
The wind…
Oh, it wasn't the wind.
I made a mistake.
Did you make a mistake?
What did you say?
Can I ask you what you made a mistake?
What did you make a mistake?
Morimoto-san, what was your plan and what did you make a mistake?
How did you make a mistake?
Well, Mr. Wakabayashi-san's question was
"Even though the wind wasn't strong,
you made a mistake."
You're saying that with just one word.
I think she heard it.
She must have heard it a lot.
I'm worried.
There's a video of this, too.
Let's watch it.
- Is she watching it? - Is she really watching it?
- She's not watching it. - She's not watching it.
She can't see the other person.
Oh, like this?
That's good.
- That's good. - That's really cool.
- That's really cool.
- That's cool. - It's really funny.
- That's cool. - That's cool.
Say that again.
It's so funny.
- That's a good example of this. - That's really cool.
I have a good image of you.
That's already funny.
Oh, that's good.
- It's so funny. - Let's go.
- Really? - Let's go.
It's lonely.
That's lame.
Finally.
She's apologizing.
Hey, you're hitting me, aren't you?
How is it?
I'm practicing.
What are you doing?
You're acting weird.
What are you doing?
What is it?
You're cheating.
You're doing pretty good.
What is it?
She's embarrassed.
I see.
You did a good job.
Takahashi, you were lame.
You didn't hit me at all.
I'm embarrassed.
Is there any difference from the actual show?
There were people on both sides of the road.
And there were only four people on the stage.
They were looking at me.
I'm not good at that.
I see.
I was very nervous.
I was wondering if the audience would hit me.
I see.
I felt like that.
You should have hit me.
Takahashi wants to vent his anger in the studio.
Now, Takahashi and Morimoto will try revenge batting for the audience.
By the way, to make it more realistic, Kasuga will sit in the audience as a passionate man.
If you come, please film me.
I want you all to be men.
The audience is waiting for you like this.
Yes.
I want you all to be men.
Please hit me here.
There are people like this.
Now, let's start.
Music, start!
(laughs)
Can you do it? Can you do it?
(cheers)
That's good, that's good, that's good.
(cheers)
That's good, that's good, that's good.
You're hitting it, you're hitting it.
(cheers)
You hit it again!
You're really strong!
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it! You hit it all, you hit it all!
(cheers)
If you do this backflip calmly...
That's right! Really!
If you're in a stadium, you'll be able to fly pretty well.
That's great!
Next up is the genius Morimoto, who has given up on hitting it in action.
Can you do it?
But it's a little thicker than usual, so I feel like I can do it.
Then let's go. Music, start!
(cheers)
You can do it! You can do it!
(cheers)
You can do it! You can do it!
(cheers)
There's one. There's one.
(cheers)
What is it?
Why are you throwing it?
Why are you doing it like that?
It's disgusting!
It's funny! It's funny!
Tell Paru about it.
It's funny, isn't it?
Now, the baseball player Yamaguchi will show us his batting as a model.
Music, start!
Give it to me!
It's scary!
It's scary! Give it to me!
(cheers)
Stop it!
(cheers)
Are you okay?
I'm glad you wore leggers.
I don't wear leggers.
It's dangerous.
The swing is different.
It's different.
I'll learn it and practice it until the stadium live.
I'll do my best next year.
So, ladies and gentlemen,
let's look forward to Morimoto's striking improvement and get a signed ball from the audience next year!
Next, let's look at Morimoto's "personal important news" in May.
"Personal important news".
Here is the first one.
I want to bite you anytime and anywhere.
Who is this?
This is Hirao.
This is a secret story.
I was saying "hello" in an online handshake meeting, and someone I know came up to me and said,
If you look closely, it's your brother.
(cheers)
Surprising!
I was surprised, but since he's an idol, he said "good luck with your studies."
(cheers)
Amazing!
What did your brother say when he saw you?
He was grinning and I didn't like it.
(cheers)
He was grinning?
So, did you say it to him?
Yes, because he came up to me and said it.
I see.
You have a lot of fans, so good luck with your studies.
That's what you said.
Yes, that's what I said.
You're a nervous fan.
I want you to be more nervous.
But it's amazing that you're brothers.
You're close with your brothers.
Yes, we often talk on the phone.
(cheers)
You're close.
(cheers)
We have to go and see Mr. Hirao's father.
That's right.
What about you, Takahashi-san?
I have an older sister.
But she's not my future.
She went to the future of Mr. Hiyori Hawaii of Oshimen.
(cheers)
My older sister doesn't have any interest in me.
What?
Did you notice that?
No, but...
My older sister came to me and said, "I'm Takahashi Mikuri's older sister."
Don't we look alike?
(cheers)
You made me laugh.
As expected of you.
Has anyone met you and said you were Kasuga?
I want you to say it.
No.
I've never said it.
Why don't you say it?
(cheers)
Why?
I want you to say it.
Why?
If I say it, you'll accept it, right?
You're happy, right?
Saito Kyoku, you're happy that Kasuga said you're Mikuri, right?
You don't look happy!
(cheers)
Let's go!
Really!
Let's go!
Kasuga-kun, will you go?
Say it! Work out and say it!
(cheers)
I want you to say it!
Say it!
Will anyone say it to me?
(laughter)
So, if you notice this face while you're shaving, be careful!
A new star has been born in "el-senbatsu" this year!
Yes, it's this "el-senbatsu"!
Oh, is it?
Next is June's personal important news!
Here it is!
"El-senbatsu" new star discovery!
Who is it?
Yes, it's me.
It's a secret message from Tamaki Ishizuka.
What is it?
Shougenji Yoko-chan is the tallest among four generations and 25cm tall among four generations.
That's why she is included in "el-senbatsu".
Oh, I see!
That's "el-senbatsu"!
Yes, it is!
That's quite a lot!
I've been doing karate for a long time, but it was easier and more advantageous for me to support my center of gravity.
I see!
Because you're tall!
Because I'm tall!
Who else is included in "el-senbatsu"?
Well...
Who is it?
Well...Sasaki Kumi.
She's included in "el-senbatsu" since she was about 24cm tall.
I'm included in "el-senbatsu" since I was about 23.5cm tall.
But you look like you're 27cm tall!
Are you really 23.5cm tall?
Yes, I am.
But I'm surprised that you're exactly the same height and size of your legs.
- Exactly? - Exactly.
We're all the same height and size of our legs.
That's why Takamoto is also an L-shaped person.
- In that theory. - That's right.
- Because you're only 24cm tall. - Yes.
- In that theory, you're right. - That's right.
- That's right.
- There are others, right? - There are.
- There are.
- If you don't like it, you have to clean it up. - What is it?
- What is it?
- If you're over 24cm tall... - Be honest and raise your hand.
- I'm sorry. - Raise your hand.
- That's right. - Raise your hand.
- I see, Takahashi is also 24cm tall. - What?
- Huh? - What?
- Kamihira is also 24cm tall.
- Oh, great. - That's right.
- Hiyota is also 24cm tall. - Hiyota is also tall.
- Hamagishi is 18cm tall. - Yes.
- Huh? Hamagishi is actually 28cm tall.
- Oh, great! You're great!
- I'm sorry, Takamoto. - I think...
there's probably some problem with this problem.
- Really? - It's about "why" and all that.
- No, no. - You were happy about becoming an L-shaped person, weren't you?
- I was happy! - That's right.
There are members like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please release a song called "EL SENBATSU".
I want to do it.
With these members.
Isn't it too much?
With the current members.
I absolutely don't want to do it.
Please wear big shoes.
I absolutely don't want to do it.
Because it's "EL SENBATSU", I want you to wear it.
I'm 29 years old.
"EL SENBATSU", I want you to wear it.
The biggest one is "EL SENBATSU".
"EL SENBATSU" is outside of the stadium.
Why is it outside of the stadium?
I'm looking forward to your performance at the next unit festival.
Let's move on to the next news.
"My first African challenge of the year". Who is this?
"My first African challenge of the year".
I was chosen for the role of April O'Neill in "MUTANT TURTLES" and "MUTANT PANIC".
I was chosen for the role of April O'Neill for the first time in Africa.
What kind of role is that role?
It's a high school student who wants to be a journalist.
"KAMEI"?
"KAMEI" is what "TURTLES" is called.
"TURTLES" is the only human being in the world.
How was your first African challenge of the year?
It was a lot of fun.
I went into the booth without practicing and did it by myself.
It was a lot of fun and I hope I can do it again.
You're good at it.
It was a lot of fun.
Do you have any catchphrases that come to mind?
I don't have any catchphrases, but I'll say something.
I'm happy.
I'd like to hear it.
Here we go.
No one has ever seen him before.
I wish you were in some of the recordings.
There were a lot of people lying.
You're doing this kind of work, too, right?
Yes. The movie "Mutant Turtles", in which I play April O'Neil, will be released on September 22nd.
Please come to the theater!
You're good!
Good!
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Let's move on to the next news.
"I'm Sorry About That Time".
Who is this?
Hi, I'm Hirao Kareizu.
This is my personal PV of my 10th single, "Special Video".
I made a plan to give Tomahawk a nickname of his own.
That's sudden.
But he gave me a nickname without asking me first.
So I'd like to apologize to him now.
I see.
By the way, who gave you a nickname?
This person.
Oh, it's you, Nibu.
Yes.
What did you give him?
What do you think it is?
I gave you a nickname of your own.
A nickname of my own?
"Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
The correct answer is "Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
No way!
"Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
I'm not apologizing to you.
I'm apologizing to you, Nibu.
Nibu.
I'm sorry for calling you "disgusting".
Please forgive me.
It's fine.
It's really disgusting.
Next, I'd like you to give me a nickname of this person.
It's Kasuga.
Kasuga. He's been doing this for about 2008.
I gave him a nickname, too.
What do you think it is, Kasuga?
It's your own.
"Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
My nickname is not "disgusting".
Oh, it's not.
It's "Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
What do you mean!?
"Your reaction when you're surprised is disgusting".
You!
You're so good at praising people.
- I miss you. - I miss you, too.
- I'd like to apologize to you, Kasuga-san, for this situation. - That's right.
- I hope you'll forgive me. - Yes, I'm really sorry.
- I won't forgive you! - What?
What a useless exchange!
You, too!
Not only Kasuga, you, too!
- I won't forgive you! - What?
- I won't! - That's loose.
- That's not good. - Late-night slimy show!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- My seniors look at me sometimes. - That's right.
They ask me how I look when I'm young.
- They say I'm crazy. - I see.
They say you look like you're having fun.
But I'd like them to hire me, too.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- I see. - Oh, I see.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh...
Ms. Kasuga, I'm depending on you.
See?
I'm getting a little...
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! - I'm getting a little...
I'm getting a little more...
- It's my first time seeing your face. - I'm getting a little more...
- I have to apologize. - I'm so sorry!
Mr. Makabayashi, I'm really sorry!
Unforgivable!
What?!
Come on, stop it already!
What a boring show!
What?!
And with that, that's it for Kamihanki's personal important news for 2023!
We're looking forward to your activities in the second half of the year!
And...
Hinata Taka46's second album is set to go on sale!
The lead songs for the album are one, two, and three, and there are 18 members in each formation!
The first seven members of the third row are...
Takamoto, Yamaguchi, Hamagishi, Ushio, Takahashi, Takase, Morimoto!
The next six members of the second row are...
Kigashimura, Kawata, Kyoko, Kato, Matsuda, Tomita!
And the front members of the lead songs are...
Mirei in first place!
Kanemura in fifth place!
And Kosaka in second place next to the center!
I'm standing in the front again at this timing.
I want to regain my strength again.
I hope I can make the album of Hinata Saka exciting again.
No. 4 is Kamimura of CENTER with 10th single.
And the CENTER of the second album is...
Sasaki Kumi of Hinata Saka 46 Captain!
Hinata Saka has various members as CENTER.
Everyone is so shiny and bright.
They look troubled on the outside, but they don't show it on the inside.
They are doing their own thing.
I hope I can live with everyone's support as CENTER of myself.
I was surprised myself.
You may be more surprised than me.
I will do my best to complete this place that only I can do.
Thank you for your support.
It's been about three years since they released their second album.
Don't miss their second album which will be released on November 8th!