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Now, let's meet Hinatsuzaka, where it all began!
We have another energetic Hinatsuzaka member with us today!
Katsuya-san, please announce today's project!
Today's project is "I want to be hypnotized!"
I see.
Yes.
Even though it's summer vacation for the show's staff,
Recently, the members have been accepting ideas from present projects, but...
This time, Miyachi's "I want to be hypnotized!" project is the main project!
Miyachi wants to hypnotize various members, and as requested by Miyachi,
Eight members who seem to be interested in it have gathered, but...
The one I want to see the most is Kosaka, but he's not here.
This show is with Sony Music.
It looks like you've gotten a job.
We will send it to you with the sponsorship of this show.
You won't be able to see it.
By the way, Kawata-san, you've been hypnotized last time, but how was it?
I've never been hypnotized for real.
I've been hypnotized with my fingers...
You know those things that fall like this?
I've been hypnotized with those.
It seems like it's easier for pure people to get hypnotized.
Yes.
Wow!
Oh my!
Did you see it?
That's good. You have a sharp eye, Sensei. That's wonderful.
Some people don't believe it.
Ah, Saito Gyoku has been saying it for a while now!
I think he's suspicious. I think he's doing it.
In the first place, I don't know why he was selected here.
We will announce it later, and...
We will now begin the "I want to be hypnotized!" project!
Let's call Sensei right away!
Please welcome, Jumonji Gensai-sensei!
Thank you for having me!
When it comes to hypnotism on a slope, this person is it!
Happy seller of hypnotism, Jumonji Gensai-sensei has come!
The members who came today were hypnotized for 90 minutes in advance.
That's a lot!
Sensei, was it difficult for Saito Gyoku to get hypnotized?
It's a technique that doesn't require force.
Hypnotism.
So, when someone you've met for the first time says "nice to meet you," it's easy for you to get hypnotized.
It's easy for people who are meeting for the first time to say "why do we have to shake hands?"
It's like that, right?
It's exactly like Saito Gyoku!
That's right!
Seriously!
By the way, this time, Miyachi's "hope" has asked us to experiment whether we can overcome our weakness in this variety of topics collected in the preliminary survey with hypnosis.
Of course, this is only an experiment, so if you haven't been hypnotized yet, we hope you'll give us a lie-free reaction!
Can you overcome this with hypnosis?
There are things you can do and things you can't do.
With hypnosis, you can't add new knowledge or experience that you don't have in your head.
Your body changes because you increase your imagination and enjoy it.
So I hope you enjoy it today.
I see.
For example, there may be people who can't say something interesting even though it's floating in the air.
That's right. If you give them courage or hint them that it's fun to give answers, they may come out.
Can you put this on Kasuga right away?
It won't melt forever.
If it melts while you're doing it, you'll be in trouble, right?
That's right. If you suddenly get scared, you'll stop.
But I'm looking forward to this.
I don't know if we'll be able to see the potential of four people.
Saito Kyoko and Captain, do you feel like you're about to be hypnotized?
Of course.
Will these two, who seem to be strong in their vigilance, be hypnotized?
What is their first hypnosis-impossible overcome experiment?
Overcome Hypnosis in a Box!
I'm scared.
This is a variety show that has produced many great reactions so far.
Of course, there are members who want to overcome it.
So...
This time, we're going to have these three people, who are not very conscious of what's in the box, use hypnosis to remove their fear.
We've prepared two boxes this time, so let's open them one by one.
Kasuga-san, please.
Okay.
I don't like it anymore.
Before we start the hypnosis, let's check their reactions one by one.
Miyachi-san, please go first.
Which one will you go with?
I'll go with the box on the left.
Miyachi-san, have you done it before?
No, I haven't.
You're not good at it.
It's scary, isn't it?
But I'm okay now.
You're okay now?!
But you're not okay?!
I'm okay now.
Go with the one on the bottom.
The one on the bottom?
Yeah.
Lower. Lower.
It's okay.
How is it?
Touch it.
Are you okay now?
I'm okay now.
You're still okay?!
What?! Are you sure?!
You're still okay?!
Miyachi-san, you're okay now.
Next up is Hiraoka, who's known for her parkour reaction.
I'll go with this one next.
Should we go as far as we can touch it?
Yeah.
But it stinks!
Hey!
What?
What does that have to do with anything?
You can't do it like this.
It's already in.
Do it slowly. Slowly.
Can you do it slowly?
I think you can do it.
What is this?!
It smells really good.
It stinks!
I'm sorry.
But... but... but...
What do you mean?!
If you put it in here and take it out...
It stinks!
Okay!
Last up is Saito, who's known for his reaction- making machine.
Saito, are you bad at opening boxes or good at it?
I'm terrible at it!
Which one do you want?
Which one do you want? Which one do you want?
Which one do you want?
Both of them?
It's not like you're going for both of them, you can just open this one.
I'll go for this one.
No, no, no, what do you want me to do?
Please, Saito.
I can't do it!
I really can't do it!
This is too much! I really can't do it!
I can't do it!
Why? What do you want me to do?
I really can't do it!
As a senior, your juniors can't do it either.
I don't really do "don."
Wait, is it impossible? Wait a minute, should I do it this way?
I got it! Here I go!
Why did you choose that?
I've never seen that pattern before.
What is that?
Now that we know what the three of them are not good at...
First of all, let's try hypnotizing the two of them, who were also heavily hypnotized in advance.
Okay, let's do it.
Go to sleep and come to me.
I'm going to get deeper and deeper.
You are now a white box and a very cute stuffed animal.
So, no matter how noisy you are around you, it's fun to touch you.
If you add up the three, you will definitely have one, two, and three.
Thank you.
Look, it's fun.
Look, Haru.
Look, it's fun.
Look, it's really fun.
It's kind of spiky.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Isn't it fun like this?
Look, it's fun.
It's really fun.
Look, it's fun like this. It's really fun like this.
It's even more fun like this.
The 2x4x size is really fun like this.
It's really fun just to touch it like this.
It's fun like this and you can do things like laughing like this.
That's right.
I want to touch the opposite one.
But does it smell or does it smell?
That smell becomes a habit.
Look, it's really interesting like this.
It's fun like this.
It smells.
It's fun like this.
It smells.
It's surprising.
Saito-san, you're also a little addicted to it.
That's right.
I'm fine.
Can you please give me that box?
No, I can't.
Saito-san, you're addicted to it.
You'll have fun like the 2 of them.
Go ahead and try it.
With that said,
we'll use hypnotism to remove Saito's fear.
Close your eyes.
Relax.
Go ahead.
It's the same calculation.
As a result, Miyachi and Hiraoka had a hard time, but it didn't work for Saito, who couldn't let go of his guard.
Let's move on to the next type of hypnosis that you're not good at.
Word Sense Improved Hypnosis.
There are a lot of members who are anxious about being asked about their word sense, such as quick answers to big questions and questions.
So...
This time, we're going to experiment what kind of funny answers we'll get by applying hypnosis while playing catch ball with Kasuga.
These four people will try to improve their quick answers and word sense.
First of all, they'll play catch ball normally and check their word sense.
The first topic is a little good thing about Kasuga that only I noticed.
Catch ball while playing catch ball.
Start!
I don't have to say it. Please say it.
I'll say it, too.
It's a little good.
It's funny.
Your hands are a little old.
It's not a good thing.
The color of your lips is good.
It's good.
Your hair is often tangled up.
It doesn't matter.
Yes.
So, these are the current word sense of the four of them.
How will they change it with hypnosis?
First of all, please hypnotize me so that I can speak Kansai dialect.
Have you ever spoken Kansai dialect?
I'm from Kansai.
No, I haven't.
Do you have a Kansai dialect nuance in your head?
Yes.
Then it's okay.
First of all, they hypnotize one by one.
If you count three from now on, you will feel like you are talking with a Kansai person.
One, two, three!
Yes, that means you are already talking with a Kansai person.
The topic is "Something you've always wanted to say to Kasuga".
So, let's start the Tozai Catchball!
You can't catch up with my footwork training!
Your voice is so loud!
I like it!
You're not really a male, are you?!
If you bite me down, I'll bite you back!
What did you say, Lim-chan?
You're not really a male, are you?!
At this rate, it will be difficult for us to judge if her word sense has improved or not.
Can you hypnotize me into talking like you, Sugi- chan?
So you want me to say "something you've always wanted to say to Kasuga"?
"Something you've always wanted to say to Kasuga"?
So, let's start the hypnotization!
I'll pull your neck out.
I'll pull it out more and more.
19, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
I'll pull it out more and more.
That wild Sugi-chan is in my head.
If you add up the three, it's Sugi-chan!
One!
Two!
Three!
I'll add them up!
So, now you're Sugi-chan.
So, please tell me your charm point!
Your hairstyle!
It's wild, isn't it?
You know it!
Your hair is beautiful!
Ekubo is cute, isn't she?
It's Sugi-chan.
Izumo is ugly, isn't she?
Hizakkozoa is small compared to Shinchou, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Gradually, a new character has been brought out in hypnosis.
Can I only speak in English, professor?
If you can't speak English, you can't speak English.
However, there are many people who speak English- like.
Can I try it for a moment?
Let's try it.
As usual, he hypnotizes himself, but there is a change in the members here.
In your head, you have the image of being an American.
If you count three, you can speak English.
One, two, three.
Thank you very much.
What's wrong?
Miyachi-kun was behind me.
I was hypnotized.
He was hypnotized.
Miyachi-kun, be careful not to get hypnotized because your eyes are shaking.
The topic is "Tell me your hobby in English".
Let's start with Kasuga-san.
Muscle training.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Many, many, book.
Got it, got it.
Catch ball.
Miyachi-kun, can you step forward for a moment?
I don't think you can do it.
Kasuga-san, can you throw it to Miyachi-kun?
Power!
It's a different hypnosis, right?
Master's...
Master's hypnosis.
Because the song is...
Chris and Miyachi's brains are terrible, right?
We don't know if the word sense has improved, but it's clear that new characters can be drawn by hypnosis.
Will Corona and the members overcome the pressure mat with hypnosis?
Yes!
What's the next hypnosis that they can't overcome?
The pressure mat hypnosis!
Many members have been licking their beards so far.
The familiar pressure mat even in the program!
This time, if they can overcome it, they think they can be more active in sports planning.
Two elderly people who don't seem to need hypnosis will challenge!
Is there a hypnosis that can overcome this?
If it takes a long time, there is a hypnosis called "immunity hypnosis".
What!?
But even if it hurts a little, it's more fun than that.
If you get excited about doing it, the pain should be reduced in the world, right?
So let's do that with hypnosis!
By the way, in order to reduce the pain more,
Let's jump higher and higher than anyone else!
Let's dance on the pressure mat and find out the effect of hypnosis!
First of all, let's dance with four people at the same time to see how painful the pressure mat is!
Are you ready?
Here we go! Music, start!
Come on, dance for us!
Come on, let's have fun and dance!
Come on, dance for us!
It hurts.
OK, get off.
It hurts.
You can't even move.
It's impossible.
Ms. Hiroo.
Yes, I can't do it anymore.
It hurts.
Yes, it hurts.
Ms. Tokyoka, of course.
Of course, it hurts.
My hands hurt, too.
It hurts everywhere.
She wants to get off.
How about you, Captain?
I couldn't even get off.
It hurts up to your feet.
The four of them were barely standing on the foot massage mat.
How much pain will be reduced by hypnotism?
Ms. Hiroo, I'd like you to hypnotize me to get rid of this pain.
OK, get off.
I'd like you to hypnotize me to get rid of this pain.
OK.
Can you do it for me?
Yes, of course.
And as usual, hypnotize one by one.
But this time, pay attention to how the four of them are hypnotized and enjoy it.
You wake up in a good mood.
When you wake up in a good mood and this music starts playing...
When this music starts playing, you're having a lot of fun!
You're already excited and you can't feel your legs at all!
It doesn't hurt!
It doesn't matter if you're on a pole or on your feet!
But, even while you're dancing, if you hear this sound...
Wow!
Your hair will melt!
If I count to three, you will definitely do that!
One! Two! Three!
It'll be fun!
It's very fun! It's fun!
It's super fun!
It's really fun! It's super dancing!
It's fun! It's super fun!
I think it'll work! It'll work!
It'll work! It'll work!
- It's really dancing! - Let's go!
- I think it'll work! - Let's go!
- I wonder if it'll work!
- I think it'll work! - It worked!
- Wow! - It's amazing!
You can move a little, can't you?
It doesn't hurt.
I might be able to do it.
This is my fun part-time job.
I can do it! I can do it!
It doesn't hurt.
But I can do it.
It doesn't hurt.
But I can do it.
It doesn't feel like I'm doing romance or anything like that.
Wow.
Ouch!
But it's fun.
What's going on?
It's not hurting.
What?
What are you doing?
It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
It's fun. It's fun.
As soon as the music starts, it's fun.
Ten times, fifty times, it's getting more and more fun.
Wow.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
It's like a foot massage.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
Wow! She jumped!
Ouch! It doesn't hurt.
Wow!
Ouch!
The music is playing.
It doesn't hurt.
What?
She's gone crazy.
Hey, Ms. Hiroo.
Ms. Hiroo, what's wrong?
What? It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
Has she passed out?
What?
It doesn't hurt.
Her brain is cut off.
I see.
Her consciousness is switched between positive and negative.
She doesn't want to be negative.
That's one of the reasons why she passed out.
I see.
Ms. Hiroo, does this condition continue?
Of course, if it's passed out, it hurts.
It's called "kono".
When it's passed out, it hurts again.
So, it's like poison.
Yes, it is.
Ms. Hiroo, what were those two doing in the back?
They weren't doing anything.
Why didn't you go down voluntarily?
Maybe I shouldn't have danced.
Although there are individual differences,
members who are prone to sleep apnea can expect a significant effect in reducing pain.
And now, the members want to overcome certain problems.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
Now, for the last overcome problem,
in the preliminary survey, there were many responses that they wanted to overcome Kasuga- san's variety-like response,
so we'd like you to do something about it with hypnosis.
Then, teacher, just by looking at Kasuga, please make sure to give him a big applause.
Yes, teacher.
Yes, just like that, stay relaxed and focus on my voice.
Sleep and open your eyes.
Relax and make sure that you don't collapse.
In your head, there is Kasuga-san.
There are a lot of scenes that you think Kasuga- san has become very interesting.
Everything that Kasuga-san says is fun. Everything is a plus.
You feel like you're having a lot of fun and you wake up.
Let's have a lot of fun!
One! Two! Three!
It's a lot of fun! Kasuga-san, look!
Kasuga-san, he's already laughing! Kasuga-san, make him laugh!
Go to the stage! Go to the stage, Kasuga-san! He's laughing so much!
Kasuga got up from the chair!
Let's walk! Let's walk!
Let's go!
Kasuga-san!
Some of them didn't get caught.
Yes, they didn't get caught.
It's funny even if you watch it normally.
It's normal.
They didn't get caught.
They didn't get caught in hypnosis.
And they succeeded in making him laugh a lot thanks to their skills.
So...
Kasuga-san, if you receive this much, you can do a new gag, can't you?
A new gag?
We've been doing it for 20 years.
Yes, you're right.
If you do it, you can do it.
"Right shoulder chu-chu".
Kasuga-san, it's funny.
It's funny!
Why do you say "right shoulder chu-chu" for the first time?
"Right shoulder chu-chu" is funny.
It's funny!
You don't know it?
"Right shoulder chu-chu" and "left shoulder kusa- ano".
Yes, you're right.
Don't say funny things.
"Right shoulder chu-chu" and "left shoulder kusa- ano".
He got caught!
Sensei!
He got caught!
He finally got caught!
Even though they succeeded in making him laugh a lot,
will they succeed in making him laugh without hypnosis?
Let's verify it with their skills.
Kasuga-san, please do a new gag.
Let's do it.
Right shoulder, kiss, kiss. Left shoulder, smell.
Stomach is normal. Legs...
The two who can't do it are laughing the most.
Next time, "Slowly but surely", adult project will be held!
The members are excited about various images and songs that this generation has been crazy about!
In addition, there will be a miracle picture at the 20th anniversary photo session!